Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

Cena vs. Cole!

Dave Meltzer may have given it *****, but we sure didn’t!

(And no, Dave did not give it *****.  But we gave it a NEW Induction!)

The very first WWF video game ever is inducted…

…and we bet you don’t know what it actually is!

Up is down, black is white, and losses now count as wins according to Vince McMahon.

Fall down the rabbit hole into this week’s Headlie.

It’s everyone’s favorite Attitude-era medical technician named after the wife of a US President!

Barbara Bush…INDUCTED!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened to hear of the passing of Joanie “Chyna” Laurer.

For details, please click through.

When The Authority left for vacation, they thought they remembered to bring everything.

They were wrong.

Dance on over to Headlies to find out what they forgot.

 

A Million Dollar Doink and a Cross-Eyed Warrior!

Where is Randy Savage to Give Us an “OH YEAH”?

The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 1990s…INDUCTED!

Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

  • PopTV to Replace Impact with Commercials for Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute; "Hauntingly Beautiful" Reps Note
  • Lesner's Plan to Defeat UFC 200 Foe: Infuriate Him By Repeatedly Calling Him "Mike", Not "Mark"
  • RUMOR: Brock Lesnar Opponent at UFC to Be Ken Shamrock. Or Maybe Kama. Tank Abbot, Perhaps.
  • Matt and Jeff Hardy Shockingly Found To Be In Condition To Work
  • Goldberg Added to WWE 2K17, "Ability to Remove Goldust Wig" To Be Future DLC
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SEAN CARLESS PHOTOSHOP PARODY: GRAND THEFT AUTO: PARTS UNKNOWN.

5 Submitted by on Fri, 25 January 2013, 08:33
With the news of  THQ relinquishing their license of WWE’s video game franchise (you can only run over a shocked and unaware Teddy Long so many times before it gets just slightly less hilarious) to Rockstar Games’ parent company of Take-Two Interactive, this finally opened the door for a dream game I have envisioned and even partially designed for the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Fantasy Concept DVDs and Blu-Rays

4 Submitted by on Fri, 25 January 2013, 00:00
This time I have something a little different for you. Technically nobody has bought this, but I bet they would if they could! WWEDVDNews.com is a great resource for WWE/TNA DVD and Blu-Ray news and reviews. They also have some great features on Coliseum Home Video releases in their Coliseum Corner. The reason I’m featuring them here is they have created Continue Reading...
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Induction: HardCORE Justice: The One Night Stand We’d All Regret The Next Morning

35 Submitted by on Thu, 24 January 2013, 20:00
TNA, 2010 ECW’s history over the past decade has been a tumultuous one, to say the least. Frankly, given its bankruptcy, multiple reunion shows, revival by WWE, and setbacks such as December to Dismember, Vince McMahon’s title win, and the cancellation of ECW on Sci-Fi, ECW has been the subject of more false finishes than a Ring of Honor match. Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week II

4 Submitted by on Thu, 24 January 2013, 12:40
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Reportedly Using WrestleCrap Books As “Creative Blueprint”

2 Submitted by on Thu, 24 January 2013, 09:00
As soon as Brooke Hogan uttered the term, “It’s the shit”, Hulk Hogan felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand straight up. He finally put the creative puzzle together in his head. Brooke was referencing her newest single, “Hulka Hulka Burning Love”, which was released to family and friends just last week. You see, Hulk has been Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/24/13: Rumble Mark Memories

15 Submitted by on Thu, 24 January 2013, 08:00
  We here at WrestleCrap, if nothing else, like to pick the part of your brain in which memories lay, waiting for the opportune moment to roam freely. And what better place to go in your nostalgia-subconscia than your mark days? With the Royal Rumble just around the corner, I’m asking you guys to give me your best memories of Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/23/13: Promo Effects

15 Submitted by on Wed, 23 January 2013, 08:00
  So word from the newsies is that Cena’s show-ending promo from Raw went over about as well backstage as John Laurinaitis’ old dress code policy did. In other words, to Cena’s peers, his promo was garbage. To me, it was actually one of his less-annoying promos in recent times. Sure, he was a little off subject and irreverent, but Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Cheesy 80’s Australian Women’s Wrestling introductions

7 Submitted by on Wed, 23 January 2013, 00:00
Crapper Alyson Guard submitted this in the comments section of another article and wrote: I didn’t know where else to send this, but my sole ambition in life is to make this clip from an Australian Womens Wrestling video VHS tape from the early 90s famous… The introductions of the wrestlers are just extraordinary, if ANYTHING has to come from Youtube, Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/22/13

17 Submitted by on Tue, 22 January 2013, 11:16
  Just 5 more days from one of my favorite PPVs (a show I love so much and appreciate the history of, I even wrote this piece that runs today), so all Curtain Jerkers going forward will be based around said show. Real cut and dry: what is your favorite memory of the Royal Rumble match?...
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Headlies: Zack Ryder is Counting on his Name in Lights

0 Submitted by on Tue, 22 January 2013, 09:00
Zack Ryder recently ended his YouTube show, “The Z! True Long Island Story”, after one hundred episodes. We sent someone out to interview him on the subject, but when our interviewer came back he had a much more interesting story to tell. “The interview was going fine, everything was normal, until I mentioned the number ‘100’ and, suddenly, Zack went Continue Reading...
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Live Monday Night Raw Coverage, 1/21/13

15 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 19:53
8:00: The annual MLK acknowledgement plays, although I notice Vince no longer dubs over the tribute. Geez, the election left some people bitter. 8:02: Heyman and Vickie are here to make sure the crowd is nice and agitated for when Punk comes out, in their continuing goal to ensure the fans can’t cheer for who they like. If Vince ran Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ryback Takes Inspiration From Honey Boo Boo

7 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 10:00
  Photoshoppery by The Hawaiian Hammer   Wearing a skin-tight onesie…er singlet…and screaming “FEED ME MORE” seems more akin to a two-year-old trapped in a playpen than a hulking behemoth trapped inside the squared circle. There’s a reason for that – it was the inspiration for Ryback’s new attitude. Many think that Ryback is an offshoot from Goldberg, but those Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: “Diamond” Dan Garza!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 09:00
RD Reynolds: Finally, my mentor and friend, “Diamond Dan” Garza, has made it to YouTube! Check out the Splendid Gem taking on the Snowman, who unfortunately is not portrayed by Jerry Reed. I sure hope Miss LA (that would be LAURA ANGELIQUE) doesn’t see that chick in the bikini leading you out to the ring, pally. Oh, and fellow Crappers, Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/21/13: The Punk Clock

7 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 08:00
  Assuming CM Punk drops the WWE Championship to The Rock in six days at the Royal Rumble, his reign counter will expire at 434 days. Or, 1 year, 2 months, and 7 days, if you wish to be fancy about it. We as fans do ask for longer reigns, sometimes, so that the championship means more when the titleholder Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 01-19-13

12 Submitted by on Sat, 19 January 2013, 23:10
Oh yeah, time for my favorite 30 minutes of the week (that have anything at all to do with wrestling): SATURDAY MORNING SLAM! As I recall, last week was an acceptable show, but it was lacking a bit in the goofball department which I’ve come to expect from this show.  Here’s hoping that we get some of that this week. Immediately Continue Reading...
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Botchamania 220

11 Submitted by on Sat, 19 January 2013, 11:22
Doing for wrestling what God did to Milton Keynes, it’s Botchamania 220: Armstrong Curse of Monkey Island!...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 5

12 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 21:06
You know how Episode 5 was the best of the Star Wars series?  Yeah, that’s NOT the case here.  We went into the show with the idea of giving our picks for the AFC-NFC Champeenships. We somehow wound up on Fantasy Booking Island 2013. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!...
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Rewriting The Book: What if … Shawn Michaels Never Lost His Smile? (Part II)

18 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 15:29
REWRITING THE BOOK By C.G. Scum   What if Shawn Michaels never “lost his smile” or forfeited the WWF Title in February of 1997?   PART II   The road to WrestleMania 13 continues with several hot feuds building as WWF heads towards its biggest event of the year and major changes in the company continue to build toward what Continue Reading...
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