What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • TNA Welcomes Kcabyr (that's Ryback spelled backwards) To Their Roster
  • Undertaker Drafted to WB Kids; "Looking Forward to Tagging With Scooby Doo," Deadman Notes
  • "Local Competitor" Already More Likeable Than Randy Orton
  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
All The Latest Crap!

WrestleCrap Hits Terrestrial Radio!

1 Submitted by on Sat, 23 February 2013, 14:21
On Saturday, March 2, 2013, RD Reynolds and Justin Henry will be guests on WBCB’s Pro Wrestling Weekly, airing at 12 PM EST! The one-hour show is based out of the Philadelphia area, and is hosted by Fearon Derry. Pro Wrestling Weekly covers all topics of wrestling, and has featured a number of wrestling stars past and present, including AJ Lee, Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book: What if … Shawn Michaels never lost his smile? (Part VII)

1 Submitted by on Sat, 23 February 2013, 10:18
Rewriting the Book By CG Scum   What if Shawn Michaels never “lost his smile” or forfeited the WWF Title in February of 1997? Part VII We move along in our story, with the annual SummerSlam blockbuster pay per view under two weeks away. Following the huge bombshell dropped by Vince McMahon at the behest of the injured WWF President, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Exclusive WCNewz Report: Jerry Lawler in Your Daughter’s Closet

1 Submitted by on Sat, 23 February 2013, 09:00
  Memphis, TN – Jerry “The King” Lawler – long-known for his affection toward younger women & their “sweater puppies” – is in your teenage daughter’s closet. “Sshhh!” Jerry shushed our reporter while hunkering down inside 18-year-old Cyndi Myers walk-in closet. “I think she’s about to do it!” Lawler whispered into his unconnected mouthpiece, referring to an undressing that never Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week VI

6 Submitted by on Fri, 22 February 2013, 14:34
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Jack Swagger Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Curry Man Revealed As The Leader Of Aces & Eights

9 Submitted by on Fri, 22 February 2013, 09:00
  Orlando, FL – After months of speculation, the leader of the masked group known as Aces & Eights has been revealed to be none other than former TNA wrestler, Curry Man. Believed to have been released from TNA years ago, Curry Man has quietly been amassing the powerful group stable for some time. Following the 5-star classic “Fish Market Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: John Cena Silly Bandz

2 Submitted by on Fri, 22 February 2013, 04:35
  Here are some John Cena Silly Bandz. Loyal Crapper Chris Morgan writes: John Cena Silly Bandz make sense. Kids love John Cena. Kids love things than transform. So why wouldn’t they enjoy these cheap plastic bracelets, even if one of them looks a lot like the Chevrolet logo. However, what is interesting is the Amazon page I found these Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Alex Riley Turns Heel, Repackaged as Evil Pimp from Pat Benatar’s “Love is a Battlefield” Video

3 Submitted by on Thu, 21 February 2013, 21:59
  Stamford, CT – Following a several month absence from WWE television, Alex Riley returned at tonight’s Smackdown tapings, defeating Zack Ryder via pinfall.  However, the old happy go lucky Riley was gone, replaced by a heel few fans recognized. Unless they watched a lot of MTV in the 1980’s, in which case they’d readily recognize his new persona: that Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week VI

5 Submitted by on Thu, 21 February 2013, 14:12
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
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The Blue Meanie Answers……The Count of 10

4 Submitted by on Thu, 21 February 2013, 13:00
  Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions.   In this week’s edition, Count of 10 is joined by an ECW original, the boisterous and jovial Blue Meanie. Meanie’s two-decade career has taken him through Extreme Continue Reading...
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Headlies: One Man Gang Takes on Eight Man Gang, Loses

1 Submitted by on Thu, 21 February 2013, 10:00
  George Gray, known to wrestling fans world wide as The One Man Gang, is in critical condition tonight at a Chicago hospital following a gangland style beating.   Nurse Betty Jones, who spoke with us on the condition of anonymity, told our reporter: “I don’t know what would make One Man, regardless of his size, think he could take on Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker: Zeb Coulter

17 Submitted by on Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:00
Well, some in the mainstream press are picking up on Jack Swagger and Zeb Coulter’s extremist views on immigration (or, if not extremist, at least uninhibited), which, if you remember JBL goosestepping in Germany 9 years ago, you know that Swagger’s closing in on the title, if not at WrestleMania, then sometime after. Whenever any performer is judged by the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Blade Braxton’s “Alien Ham Story” cartoon

1 Submitted by on Wed, 20 February 2013, 00:00
Crapper “LannysPermJuice” (love that user name!) on YouTube created this fantastic animated cartoon using audio of Blade telling the infamous “Alien Ham Story” from a classic episode of WrestleCrap Radio! It’s a timeless story that nobody should miss, and now it’s even better as a really cool cartoon! Now I want a full half-hour “Don ‘n Blade” animated series chronicling their Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Needles the Tailor: The Superstars’ Stitch Bitch

2 Submitted by on Tue, 19 February 2013, 19:36
WWF, 1992 Text by Harry Simon It has been said that “clothes make the man.” But what about the man who makes the clothes that makes the man? What’s his story? Well, in the WWF’s case, he was a nervous little fella who talked like an unholy cross between Professor Frink from The Simpsons and every neurotic middle-aged guy in every Woody Allen Continue Reading...
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Headlies: S.D. Jones is Outside, Trying to Make a Special Delivery

2 Submitted by on Tue, 19 February 2013, 09:00
  Topeka, KS – WCNewz has learned that “Special Delivery” Jones is outside someone’s door right now with a Special Delivery. “I’m from WHS (We Haul Stuff) Delivery Services,” Mr. Jones said loudly, knocking on the wooden shack’s cork-board door. “SD” – well-known for a 9-second loss at the inaugural Wrestlemania against King Kong Bundy – was once a popular Continue Reading...
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WWE Monday Night Raw 2/18/13 Live Coverage

40 Submitted by on Mon, 18 February 2013, 19:12
  Join us at 8 PM EST for live Raw coverage. Tweet your best commentaries to Justin and he’ll add the best ones to the live scribblings. 8:02: With little time to mourn over a loss three men he promised to obliterate last night, Cena’s here to talk about his title match at WrestleMania. Cena: “One title match is Jack Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if … Hulk Hogan never left the AWA? (Part III)

8 Submitted by on Mon, 18 February 2013, 14:23
The Draft “Define…everything,” Hogan said, leaning back in his chair, wanting McMahon to clarify his promised future if Hulk signed on the dotted line. McMahon stared at Hogan for several moments before deciding on how he should play his cards. “In a year, maybe two, I’m going to be the biggest promoter the world has ever seen,” McMahon stated confidently. Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam: 02-16-13

7 Submitted by on Mon, 18 February 2013, 09:30
  “Good morning WWE Universe!  We have a sick show for you today!”  How appropriate; I feel like someone has taken a battering ram to my lower intestines.  Will I be able to rough out another SMS Report?  As I am fond of saying…ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!!   Our opening contest this week gives us two of SMS’s seemingly Continue Reading...
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