Sable loves the water.

And real estate.

Get all the dirt on Sable (and watch her wash it off) in our newest induction!

What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • TNA Welcomes Kcabyr (that's Ryback spelled backwards) To Their Roster
  • Undertaker Drafted to WB Kids; "Looking Forward to Tagging With Scooby Doo," Deadman Notes
  • "Local Competitor" Already More Likeable Than Randy Orton
  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Bob Backlund at a St. Patty’s Day Parade

4 Submitted by on Sun, 17 March 2013, 10:15
Upon seeing this video of Bob Backlund roaming the streets of Boston like a raving lunatic in last year’s St. Patrick’s Day parade, I’m all for changing the rules of the holiday.     Instead of suffering the consequences for lack of wearing green clothing, I say your ass gets pinched if you’re not wearing suspenders and a bow-tie....
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It Came From YouTube: Wrestlers on Nickelodeon “FIgure It Out” game show

5 Submitted by on Sun, 17 March 2013, 00:00
Crapper Chris Morgan submitted this video and writes: Like the bloodthirsty audiences of the days of your, these children demand slime. They demand to see these Figure It Out panelists covered in some neon green sludge, and sometimes professional wrestling folks were lined up as sacrifices. Ah, but unlike Brian Knobbs, who seemed confused by the whole situation, Chris Jericho Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Sgt. Slaughter wants his country back, so he goes to some grade school kids

2 Submitted by on Sun, 17 March 2013, 00:00
Remember back in 1990 when Sgt. Slaughter turned his back on the U.S in 1990, and started making fun of our brave Soldiers during the Gulf War? It was one of the most tasteless, opportunistic angles the WWF has ever done. Well, by 1991 he had a change of heart (for some unexplained reason) and was really, really sorry about Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Macho Man Randy Savage Vs. Harvey The Wonder Hamster on “The Weird Al Show”!

5 Submitted by on Sat, 16 March 2013, 03:42
Yes, The Macho Man Randy Savage appeared on “The Weird Al Show” and elbow-dropped Harvey The Wonder Hamster (Harvey sold it like a champ!). Yes, something this awesome did in fact happen in our reality here on Earth. You are not dreaming or hallucinating. Just seeing Randy Savage and Weird Al together on the same screen makes me smile. I also like The Macho Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Undertaker floats up to the heavens at the 1994 Royal Rumble

14 Submitted by on Fri, 15 March 2013, 20:22
Yes, people paid good money to see the 1994 Royal Rumble and this is what they got at the end of the Undertaker Vs. Yokozuna Casket Match. Apparently it was Marty Jannetty dressed as The Undertaker when he “floated up to the heavens”. Kudos to him for doing that (seriously), because I’m terrified of heights and I’d have been way Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Miss Elizabeth checks out your junk in the WWF Superstars arcade game finale

1 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 20:58
At 5:16 into this clip from the finale of the WWF Superstars arcade game, you too can experience Miss Elizabeth slyly checking out your junk, just as R.D described in The RD & Blade Show: Episode 12. She just can’t keep her eyes off you, you stud! P.S- The Macho Man Randy Savage and The Big Bossman would have made for Continue Reading...
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Induction: TNA Reverse Battle Royal: Three Stages of Hell

22 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 20:00
In 2006, TNA felt the need to further live up to its reputation as the masters of pointless innovation. See, TNA was staging a “Fight for the Right” tournament, named after the Beastie Boys song, with the prize being a shot at the NWA title. While Dale Oliver had composed one of his famous and highly p(lagia)rized themes, TNA still Continue Reading...
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TNA Impact Wrestling Live Coverage 3/14/13

10 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 18:21
  Sure, why not? Lockdown was fun on Sunday and it’d be nice to cover a show that isn’t wrought with movie promos, as well as poor build for the biggest show of the year. And since Raw’s ratings have been up ever since WrestleCrap covered the show weekly (we ARE taking credit), let’s help the #2 promotion out a Continue Reading...
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New Day for Power Crappings

1 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 18:01
Greetings Loyal Crappers. Beginning this week, we will be moving the Power Crapping voting to Tuesdays, and the reveal on Wednesdays. We hope you’ll continue voting!...
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Headbanger Thrasher Answers….The Count of 10

3 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 12:00
  Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions.   For this week’s Count of 10, we’re joined by Glenn “Headbanger Thrasher” Ruth. In his time as Thrasher, he and Headbangers partner Chaz “Mosh” Warrington were regular Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker 3/14/13: Underrated WM Matches

20 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 07:00
In your mind, what is the most underrated match in WrestleMania history? It could be a midcard match that you feel doesn’t get the credit it deserves, or perhaps even a match that others dump on that you find better than its criticism. Personal pick: JYD/Santana vs. The Funks from WM2. Folks say that Bulldogs vs. Dream Team is the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Jumpin’ Jammerz Footed Pajamas for adults

4 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 00:00
Remember those one-piece pajamas with the feet that you’d wear as a toddler? Well, now they make them for adults, too. They call them “Jumpin’ Jammerz”. And they have several WWE-themed ones including John Cena, Rey Mysterio, and The Rock. I’m sure they’re very comfortable and keep you warm at night. I’d be willing to look like a complete idiot Continue Reading...
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Vince Searches For a New Creative VP

9 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 18:20
Alright guys, admittedly, we’ve been in a bit of a creative slump going into WrestleMania. Our stories have the direction of Mr Magoo on roller skates, and that’s why I had to let Pankowski go. In addition to not nurturing the ideas of others, his own ideas were forceful and lacked any semblance of continuity. So it’s time for a Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Sleeping Bag

4 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 13:27
Fellow WrestleCrap contributor Shane aka RamboHomerMcFly sent in this picture of his WWF Sleeping Bag and writes: The sleeping bag in question is in storage but I found this pic online that’s exactly like mine. it’s a small bag; I fit in it perfectly when i was 7. I’ve had it for 28 years, I think, I think and it’s still Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Undertaker To Challenge For The Divas Title At Wrestlemania

5 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 09:10
  Indianapolis, IN – Returning WWE superstar The Undertaker shocked the world this past Monday by challenging Kaitlyn for the Divas title at Wrestlemania. Many believed it was a forgone conclusion that Undertaker would take on CM Punk, but the Dead Man insisted on fighting for the woman’s championship. “It’s a matter of personal pride,” said Undertaker. “I’ve won the Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker 3/13/13: The Lowlight Reel

5 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 07:00
Sorry, keep forgetting to do these. Damn other thoughts…. But anyway, let’s chatter about that abomination from Monday, where Brad Maddox, Chris Jericho, The Miz, and Wade Barrett had a wholly godawful talking segment, spurred by four issues. -It was nothing more than a bit of business to promote 2 in-house movies (one of which made $5.4M its opening weekend Continue Reading...
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