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Headlies: Tatanka To Open New BW3 Location, Serve Actual Buffalo

2 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 11:00
A new Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant is set to open in Pembroke, North Carolina, but there’s been a bit of a hot and spicy controversy brewing between the company and the owner of the would be franchise. Christopher Chavis, better known to wrestling fans as “Tatanka”, is the franchise owner in question who was excited about the venture at first, Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker 1/30/13: Use Your Illusion

26 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 08:00
Forgot to set one of these up before bed, so I’m on my smart phone to ask this: What common spot or custom in wrestling takes you out of the illusion? For me, when an opponent removes the monitors from the commentary desk before putting an opponent through. Wouldn’t you WANT them to injure your hated rival?...
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It Came From YouTube: Psycho Sid chats on AOL (sort of…)

4 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 00:00
Back in the mid-90’s long before the WWF had a website, they had their own section on America Online (or AOL; as you kids know it toady). You’d go to KEYWORD: WWF and you’d hear Vince McMahon shout “Welcome to the WWF On America Online!”. You could play WWF Trivia, chat with other fans, have interactive chats with wrestlers, read Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: John Cena Backpack Pal

6 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 00:00
AGGGGGGHHHHHHH! “Can’t sleep! John Cena’ll eat me…” If someone had gotten this for me as a gift as a child, I’d have had nightmare about it coming to life and trying to kill me like Chucky The Killer Doll from the Child’s Play movies! Next thing you know, The John Cena Backpack Pal will go around threatening Rick Steiner with Continue Reading...
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Forget Be-A-Star. Meet Grow-A-Pair.

18 Submitted by on Tue, 29 January 2013, 23:50
So some grotty muppet took the piss out of you. OR CALLED YOU A TEENY WEENER Or stole your polio leg braces and made you crawl home Fact is, kids are bullied every day; in school or at the playground And it’s time for these kids to do what’s right. But not by being no little sissy-boy star! By growing Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Demands Refund After Watching Illegal Stream Of Royal Rumble

5 Submitted by on Tue, 29 January 2013, 12:00
  Chicago, Illinois – Avid wrestling fan Dan DeAmonte demanded a refund from WWE following the Royal Rumble pay-per-view despite watching it via an illegal stream online. “I’ve been watching WWE for almost all my life and I never miss a show” said the 29 year old Pizzeria Uno cook and self-described “smark”. “Sure, I don’t actually own a TV Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book: What if … Hulk Hogan never left the AWA? (Part I)

12 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 19:17
Welcome to the Newest Chapter & Incarnation of “Re-Writing the Book” here at the Crap. While I’m fairly certain I’ll never fill the shoes of Jed (I wear a Nike, size 8), I’m here nonetheless. Rumor has it by default. That’s right, Crappers: There are apparently plenty of fans but not enough writers to go around. De Fault; the 2 Continue Reading...
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LIVE Monday Night Raw Coverage 1/28/13

13 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 18:31
  Beginning at 8 PM EST, Justin Henry provides live coverage of WWE Monday Night Raw, and will post the wittiest, most irreverent tweets he receives through the night. Hit him up and follow along with the first Raw on the Road to WrestleMania, as the build to Cena-Rock II: You Only Live Twice takes shape. POSITIVES FROM THE ROYAL Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WrestleMania 29 Card Updated Post-Royal Rumble

18 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 15:47
The WrestleMania 29 card has been officially updated after the tremendous Royal Rumble in Phoenix, Arizona on Sunday night. Let’s take a look at how the card shapes up after a superhuman performance by John Cena in winning the Royal Rumble match. WWE Championship Match John Cena vs. John Cena World Heavyweight Championship Match John Cena vs. John Cena Last Continue Reading...
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BREAKING NEWS: A Moment of Achievement

8 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 13:15
Some of you may know that, for the last couple of years, I’ve lent a hand with the internet’s  oldest wrestling awards, the RSPW Awards. If you’re unfamiliar with them, they were founded in 1990 by a wrestling scribe named Herb Kunze, and run by him until the late 1990s. That’s when Christopher Robin Zimmerman took over (CRZ to people Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jeff Hardy Caught With 100 lbs of ICOPRO

4 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 09:00
Charlotte, North Carolina – Current TNA champion Jeff Hardy was arrested Friday after being caught with 100 lbs of ICOPRO in the trunk of his car. Integrated Conditioning Program, or ICOPRO as it’s known on the streets, is a bodybuilding supplement popular amongst the World Bodybuilding Federation in the early 1990’s. “We noticed that the suspect was traveling at a Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book: What if … Shawn Michaels never lost his smile? (Part III)

1 Submitted by on Sun, 27 January 2013, 17:19
Rewriting the Book By C.G. Scum     What if Shawn Michaels never “lost his smile” or forfeited the WWF Title in February of 1997? Part III Following WrestleMania, there is now a new WWF Champion, Bret “The Hitman” Hart, however, many of the other major players despite the outcomes of their respective matches have a lot of unfinished business Continue Reading...
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Botchamania 221

3 Submitted by on Sun, 27 January 2013, 11:57
Back-up on Veoh. Don’t get attached, these vids are going down quicker than Tommy Rich jonesing for NWA Title. Proving it’s still here in a minute’s time… More reliable than Ticketmaster, it’s Botchamania: 211 A Fistful of Dynamite Kid!...
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Tribute: Andre the Giant

11 Submitted by on Sun, 27 January 2013, 10:00
I remember being scared of Andre as a child. In the summer of 1989, my Ninja Turtles and Legos, my Batman and my Double Dare, they all would get back-burnered in favor of something my brother Josh dragged me into. I wasn’t kicking and screaming when I got my first taste of World Wrestling Federation action, nor was I willing Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 01-26-13

8 Submitted by on Sat, 26 January 2013, 21:49
  Before I get started with the SMS report this week, I’d just like to mention how delighted I am that I’ve gotten several emails and Facebook messages from folks who not only enjoy my weekly recaps, but better yet, who are now going to start watching this show every week just to witness the lunacy.  It’s this type of Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 6

6 Submitted by on Fri, 25 January 2013, 17:39
Two miraculous events take place this weekend…is it possible that the Royal Rumble doesn’t even get top billing? ONE WAY TO FIND OUT (CLICK ON THIS TEXT)!!!  ...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week II

8 Submitted by on Fri, 25 January 2013, 14:17
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling… least for this week! Away we go. Continue Reading...
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5 Submitted by on Fri, 25 January 2013, 08:33
With the news of  THQ relinquishing their license of WWE’s video game franchise (you can only run over a shocked and unaware Teddy Long so many times before it gets just slightly less hilarious) to Rockstar Games’ parent company of Take-Two Interactive, this finally opened the door for a dream game I have envisioned and even partially designed for the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Fantasy Concept DVDs and Blu-Rays

4 Submitted by on Fri, 25 January 2013, 00:00
This time I have something a little different for you. Technically nobody has bought this, but I bet they would if they could! is a great resource for WWE/TNA DVD and Blu-Ray news and reviews. They also have some great features on Coliseum Home Video releases in their Coliseum Corner. The reason I’m featuring them here is they have created Continue Reading...
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Induction: HardCORE Justice: The One Night Stand We’d All Regret The Next Morning

34 Submitted by on Thu, 24 January 2013, 20:00
TNA, 2010 ECW’s history over the past decade has been a tumultuous one, to say the least. Frankly, given its bankruptcy, multiple reunion shows, revival by WWE, and setbacks such as December to Dismember, Vince McMahon’s title win, and the cancellation of ECW on Sci-Fi, ECW has been the subject of more false finishes than a Ring of Honor match. Continue Reading...
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