Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

Cena vs. Cole!

Dave Meltzer may have given it *****, but we sure didn’t!

(And no, Dave did not give it *****.  But we gave it a NEW Induction!)

The very first WWF video game ever is inducted…

…and we bet you don’t know what it actually is!

Up is down, black is white, and losses now count as wins according to Vince McMahon.

Fall down the rabbit hole into this week’s Headlie.

It’s everyone’s favorite Attitude-era medical technician named after the wife of a US President!

Barbara Bush…INDUCTED!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened to hear of the passing of Joanie “Chyna” Laurer.

For details, please click through.

When The Authority left for vacation, they thought they remembered to bring everything.

They were wrong.

Dance on over to Headlies to find out what they forgot.

 

A Million Dollar Doink and a Cross-Eyed Warrior!

Where is Randy Savage to Give Us an “OH YEAH”?

The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 1990s…INDUCTED!

Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

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  • Lesner's Plan to Defeat UFC 200 Foe: Infuriate Him By Repeatedly Calling Him "Mike", Not "Mark"
  • RUMOR: Brock Lesnar Opponent at UFC to Be Ken Shamrock. Or Maybe Kama. Tank Abbot, Perhaps.
  • Matt and Jeff Hardy Shockingly Found To Be In Condition To Work
  • Goldberg Added to WWE 2K17, "Ability to Remove Goldust Wig" To Be Future DLC
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Curtain Jerker 3/13/13: The Lowlight Reel

5 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 07:00
Sorry, keep forgetting to do these. Damn other thoughts…. But anyway, let’s chatter about that abomination from Monday, where Brad Maddox, Chris Jericho, The Miz, and Wade Barrett had a wholly godawful talking segment, spurred by four issues. -It was nothing more than a bit of business to promote 2 in-house movies (one of which made $5.4M its opening weekend Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Rowdy” Roddy Piper picks 2 nobodies and a WrestleCrap hero to go up against the NWO at Uncensored 1997

20 Submitted by on Tue, 12 March 2013, 00:00
Above is Part 1. Here is a link to Part 2 of the segment if you can stand to watch any more of it. This is one of the most baffling, nonsensical segments in the history of WCW (and that’s really saying something!) and I’m pretty sure it all came from the mind of “Rowdy” Roddy Piper himself. Heading into the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Alex Wright toy car

6 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 21:28
Oh boy, it’s a WCW Alex Wright toy car! Really, how much crossover could there be between Alex Wright fans, racing fans, and toy car collectors? That’s a pretty specific demographic they’re targeting with this thing. This is more like the kind of toy your Grandma or Aunt whom you only see once a year buys you for Christmas because Continue Reading...
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WWE Monday Night Raw 3/11/13 Live Coverage

25 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 18:08
  Bruce Prichard was unable to re-sign Justin before tonight’s event, so Gorilla Monsoon will once again handle reviewing duties on behalf of WrestleCrap! Prichard’s lack of responsibility make Monsoon glad he retired. 8:00: A somber opening here in Indianapolis, as we pay tribute to the late great Paul Bearer. He was undoubtedly, a classic. 8:02: Holy smokes, this place Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 03-09-13

10 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 11:15
  “Chaos has run amuck…the WWE roster is in disarray…alliances forged…allegiances questioned…who can you trust?  These are dark and turbulent times…will a leader rise? The very FATE of Saturday Morning Slam hangs in the balance!” Seriously, that’s how the show started this week.   Oh, and it wasn’t the usual jovial morning narrator, unless he scored Ole Anderson’s Black Scorpion voice Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Scott Steiner’s Freak Tunes: The Big Poppa Pump Soundtrack

6 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 00:00
  When I first spotted this Scott Steiner “Freak Tunes” CD on Amazon my head filled with glorious visions of Scott in a cheap, ill-fitting rented tuxedo with that stupid chain-mail thing on his head, singing/screaming a song like Glo-Worm to a cheesy Karaoke background track at an airport in the middle of nowhere. How fantastic would that have been? I Continue Reading...
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TNA Lockdown 2013 Live Coverage

10 Submitted by on Sun, 10 March 2013, 18:05
  Yes, we even do TNA PPVs. Check in with us at 8 PM EST for live coverage of TNA’s cage-themed PPV. And send your snarkiest tweets to me if you want to be a part of this feed. 7:40: Just re-upped my deal to do TNA PPVs. Thank you, Mr. Prichard, for remembering I was working without one. 8:02: Well well, Continue Reading...
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Blue Bar Cage: Nathan Avery’s Crusade Against Classless Wrestling

2 Submitted by on Sun, 10 March 2013, 12:00
  (AUTHOR’S NOTE: this article is written as an homage to the kayfabe magazines we grew up with. If you have an issue with that, take it up with Apter; he inspired this) Nathan Avery’s Crusade Against Classless Wrestling by Justin Henry The discourteous images of the Attitude Era, WWE’s period of roughshod indifference and sinful excess, would fill a Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Batman Adam West Meets SuperKing Jerry Lawler!

2 Submitted by on Sun, 10 March 2013, 10:15
Text by Blade Braxton Welcome to the first ever installment of our new Youtube feature here at the ‘Crap, temporarily entitled “It Came From Youtube!” (Yes, we know that sucks. Please give us a better title. We will love you for it.) (Note from 2013 RD: No one ever did!) Every week, we’ll be digging up some of the most bizarre, most Continue Reading...
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Headlies: George Wells Still Jobbin’ & Frothin’ on the Indy Circuit

0 Submitted by on Sun, 10 March 2013, 10:00
  Recently, WCNewz caught up with an accomplished pro wrestler who held titles in nearly every North American territory in the late 1970’s & 1980’s: George Wells. However, Wells, who also played in the Canadian Football League, isn’t known for being the Southeastern Championship Wrestling Champion or co-holder of 4 Tag-Team Titles in his career. Instead, he’s best known for losing Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Boy Tony

7 Submitted by on Sun, 10 March 2013, 00:00
Loyal Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Even USWA gave us the debut of the Tasmaniac, who you know now as Taz (yes the Human Suplex Machine/the most miserable man on the planet Taz), Dragon Master (not Ricky Steamboat), Cyberpunks (PG-13 under masks), The Fat boys tag team with the names Meat and Potatoes, the Nation of Domination with Tracy Smothers with Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The USWA debut of The Warrior?

6 Submitted by on Sat, 09 March 2013, 00:00
Crapper Sean Bateman sent in this clip of The Warrior debuting in the USWA in 1991. No, not that Warrior. It’s just some guy stealing his gimmick. Imagine if The Ultimate Warrior stopped going to the gym and (allegedly) doing steroids, and this is what you’d get. He needs to work on the length of his rope shake....
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week VIII

12 Submitted by on Fri, 08 March 2013, 14:03
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. WWE overpromotes Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Lex Luger Still Mostly Unliked

15 Submitted by on Fri, 08 March 2013, 10:20
  Despite recovering from a spinal stroke that left him temporarily paralyzed, working tirelessly for multiple charities and giving his time & advice to young wrestlers through WWE’s Wellness Policy Program, most fans still think of Lex Luger in far from favorable terms.  Be it the steroids he injected or alleged mistreatment he gave Miss Elizabeth during their brief, tumultuous Continue Reading...
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