Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

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Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

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Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

Zack Ryder in a Wrestlemania match?

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Hottest WrestleMania NEWZ is right here at WrestleCrap!

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Think the build to this year’s WrestleMania stinks?

You ain’t seen nothing!

WrestleMania 31’s IC Title Chase…INDUCTED!

Vince McMahon will do anything to make sure Roman Reigns has a memorable Wrestlemania entrance.

You can and you will read about it in Headlies!

Sting is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame…

…and his Guard Bird is being inducted at WrestleCrap!

CAW CAW!!!

Sami Zayn’s role at Wrestlemania revealed!

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Five Simple Words:  “They Are Fighting Over Shampoo.”

Two More Simple Words: “New Induction!”

Kevin Owens sure looks comfy.

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Want to watch Vince McMahon choke his daughter and pie face his wife?

Me neither.

But I did, so it’s your latest NEW Induction!

Shane McMahon is back and he’s ready for another invasion.

Head on over to Headlies to find out how he’ll make an “Impact” at Wrestlemania.

Look at the pic to the left. Does this look like it’s a good idea?

Of course not.

Buff Bagwell Boxes Roddy Piper…NEW INDUCTION!

Will Chris Jericho never eeeeevvvverrrrr wear a shirt again?

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It’s the other realm match of the century: Billy Gunn vs. Sabrina The Teenage Witch!

NEW INDUCTION!

Featuring a run-in by the voice of the Stunt Granny guy!

Want to let your sweetie know how you feel, but don’t know how?

Headlies has the answer. Believe that!

The worst storyline of 2015 is here!

The Gooker Award Winning Lana-Dolph-Rusev-Summer love trapezoid!

Think AJ Styles is an all-American boy?

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It may not have won the 2015 Gooker…but it was just 17 votes away!

The DIVAS REVOLUTION!

NEW INDUCTION!

A HUGE match had been announced for Wrestlemania!

Find out what two longtime rivals will be facing off in Headlies!

How many WrestleCrap inductees can you cram into one Royal Rumble?

Find out in our newest induction!

No one was expecting this surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble!

Find out who (or what) it was in Headlies!

Time to announce the “Winner” of the 2015 Gooker Award!

And the voting was so close that no one knows who won…until now!

Yodelayheehoo!

Antonio Cesaro Yodels for…well…No One’s Enjoyment!

NEW INDUCTION!

REVEALED!  The Reason Why James Storm Returned to TNA-Impact Wrestling!

Only at WrestleCrap!

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It’s the Slammys, hosted by Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand!

Somehow It’s Even Worse than You Can Imagine!

NEW INDUCTION!

The Legendary Bill Apter Joins WrestleCrap Radio!

Who Were Real People at PWI? Did Bill Invent Apartment Wrestling?

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Going to jail wasn’t all bad for Vince. He got to meet an old friend while in the slammer.

Find out who got all choked up in Headlies!

It’s a Superkick Party with The Young Bucks and Good Ol’ JR is invited!

Find out if Jim Ross is still “Too Sweet” in Headlies

WrestleCrap.com is devastated at the passing of Harry Simon.

You will be missed.

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It’s the lump of coal nobody wants, but everyone gets.

The Annual WrestleCrap Radio Christmas Show is Here!

Has Dixie Carter been a good girl this year?

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Great Scott!

It’s a Back to the Future Christmas!

And it absolutely sucks!

NEW INDUCTION!!

Turd Up!

K-Fed Has Arrived at WrestleCrap in a New Induction!

WWE has found the reason why ratings are in the basement: lack of Mike Adamle!

Find out how Vince and company are trying to woo back the Ad-Man in an all-new Headlie!

Look at that image.  Does this look like a GOOD Christmas movie?

Of course not.  That’s why we’re inducting it!

Christmas Bounty is at WrestleCrap.com!

Bad News Brown Has a Surprise for Jake Roberts:

MUTANT HARLEM SEWER RATS!

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  • Shane McMahon Running Raw Tonight; Company Laughs, Snorting, "What, You Guys Take Storylines Seriously?"
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  • Vince McMahon Planning on Repackaging "That NXT Nakamoto Guy" as Hakushi Jr.
  • NXT TakeOver Dallas To Include Keg Carrying Competition
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It Came From YouTube: Miss Elizabeth checks out your junk in the WWF Superstars arcade game finale

1 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 20:58
At 5:16 into this clip from the finale of the WWF Superstars arcade game, you too can experience Miss Elizabeth slyly checking out your junk, just as R.D described in The RD & Blade Show: Episode 12. She just can’t keep her eyes off you, you stud! P.S- The Macho Man Randy Savage and The Big Bossman would have made for Continue Reading...
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Induction: TNA Reverse Battle Royal: Three Stages of Hell

22 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 20:00
In 2006, TNA felt the need to further live up to its reputation as the masters of pointless innovation. See, TNA was staging a “Fight for the Right” tournament, named after the Beastie Boys song, with the prize being a shot at the NWA title. While Dale Oliver had composed one of his famous and highly p(lagia)rized themes, TNA still Continue Reading...
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TNA Impact Wrestling Live Coverage 3/14/13

10 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 18:21
  Sure, why not? Lockdown was fun on Sunday and it’d be nice to cover a show that isn’t wrought with movie promos, as well as poor build for the biggest show of the year. And since Raw’s ratings have been up ever since WrestleCrap covered the show weekly (we ARE taking credit), let’s help the #2 promotion out a Continue Reading...
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New Day for Power Crappings

1 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 18:01
Greetings Loyal Crappers. Beginning this week, we will be moving the Power Crapping voting to Tuesdays, and the reveal on Wednesdays. We hope you’ll continue voting!...
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Headbanger Thrasher Answers….The Count of 10

3 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 12:00
  Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions.   For this week’s Count of 10, we’re joined by Glenn “Headbanger Thrasher” Ruth. In his time as Thrasher, he and Headbangers partner Chaz “Mosh” Warrington were regular Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker 3/14/13: Underrated WM Matches

20 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 07:00
In your mind, what is the most underrated match in WrestleMania history? It could be a midcard match that you feel doesn’t get the credit it deserves, or perhaps even a match that others dump on that you find better than its criticism. Personal pick: JYD/Santana vs. The Funks from WM2. Folks say that Bulldogs vs. Dream Team is the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Jumpin’ Jammerz Footed Pajamas for adults

4 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 00:00
Remember those one-piece pajamas with the feet that you’d wear as a toddler? Well, now they make them for adults, too. They call them “Jumpin’ Jammerz”. And they have several WWE-themed ones including John Cena, Rey Mysterio, and The Rock. I’m sure they’re very comfortable and keep you warm at night. I’d be willing to look like a complete idiot Continue Reading...
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Vince Searches For a New Creative VP

9 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 18:20
Alright guys, admittedly, we’ve been in a bit of a creative slump going into WrestleMania. Our stories have the direction of Mr Magoo on roller skates, and that’s why I had to let Pankowski go. In addition to not nurturing the ideas of others, his own ideas were forceful and lacked any semblance of continuity. So it’s time for a Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Sleeping Bag

4 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 13:27
Fellow WrestleCrap contributor Shane aka RamboHomerMcFly sent in this picture of his WWF Sleeping Bag and writes: The sleeping bag in question is in storage but I found this pic online that’s exactly like mine. it’s a small bag; I fit in it perfectly when i was 7. I’ve had it for 28 years, I think, I think and it’s still Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Undertaker To Challenge For The Divas Title At Wrestlemania

5 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 09:10
  Indianapolis, IN – Returning WWE superstar The Undertaker shocked the world this past Monday by challenging Kaitlyn for the Divas title at Wrestlemania. Many believed it was a forgone conclusion that Undertaker would take on CM Punk, but the Dead Man insisted on fighting for the woman’s championship. “It’s a matter of personal pride,” said Undertaker. “I’ve won the Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker 3/13/13: The Lowlight Reel

5 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 07:00
Sorry, keep forgetting to do these. Damn other thoughts…. But anyway, let’s chatter about that abomination from Monday, where Brad Maddox, Chris Jericho, The Miz, and Wade Barrett had a wholly godawful talking segment, spurred by four issues. -It was nothing more than a bit of business to promote 2 in-house movies (one of which made $5.4M its opening weekend Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Rowdy” Roddy Piper picks 2 nobodies and a WrestleCrap hero to go up against the NWO at Uncensored 1997

20 Submitted by on Tue, 12 March 2013, 00:00
Above is Part 1. Here is a link to Part 2 of the segment if you can stand to watch any more of it. This is one of the most baffling, nonsensical segments in the history of WCW (and that’s really saying something!) and I’m pretty sure it all came from the mind of “Rowdy” Roddy Piper himself. Heading into the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Alex Wright toy car

6 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 21:28
Oh boy, it’s a WCW Alex Wright toy car! Really, how much crossover could there be between Alex Wright fans, racing fans, and toy car collectors? That’s a pretty specific demographic they’re targeting with this thing. This is more like the kind of toy your Grandma or Aunt whom you only see once a year buys you for Christmas because Continue Reading...
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WWE Monday Night Raw 3/11/13 Live Coverage

25 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 18:08
  Bruce Prichard was unable to re-sign Justin before tonight’s event, so Gorilla Monsoon will once again handle reviewing duties on behalf of WrestleCrap! Prichard’s lack of responsibility make Monsoon glad he retired. 8:00: A somber opening here in Indianapolis, as we pay tribute to the late great Paul Bearer. He was undoubtedly, a classic. 8:02: Holy smokes, this place Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 03-09-13

10 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 11:15
  “Chaos has run amuck…the WWE roster is in disarray…alliances forged…allegiances questioned…who can you trust?  These are dark and turbulent times…will a leader rise? The very FATE of Saturday Morning Slam hangs in the balance!” Seriously, that’s how the show started this week.   Oh, and it wasn’t the usual jovial morning narrator, unless he scored Ole Anderson’s Black Scorpion voice Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Scott Steiner’s Freak Tunes: The Big Poppa Pump Soundtrack

6 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 00:00
  When I first spotted this Scott Steiner “Freak Tunes” CD on Amazon my head filled with glorious visions of Scott in a cheap, ill-fitting rented tuxedo with that stupid chain-mail thing on his head, singing/screaming a song like Glo-Worm to a cheesy Karaoke background track at an airport in the middle of nowhere. How fantastic would that have been? I Continue Reading...
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TNA Lockdown 2013 Live Coverage

10 Submitted by on Sun, 10 March 2013, 18:05
  Yes, we even do TNA PPVs. Check in with us at 8 PM EST for live coverage of TNA’s cage-themed PPV. And send your snarkiest tweets to me if you want to be a part of this feed. 7:40: Just re-upped my deal to do TNA PPVs. Thank you, Mr. Prichard, for remembering I was working without one. 8:02: Well well, Continue Reading...
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