Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

Cena vs. Cole!

Dave Meltzer may have given it *****, but we sure didn’t!

(And no, Dave did not give it *****.  But we gave it a NEW Induction!)

The very first WWF video game ever is inducted…

…and we bet you don’t know what it actually is!

Up is down, black is white, and losses now count as wins according to Vince McMahon.

Fall down the rabbit hole into this week’s Headlie.

It’s everyone’s favorite Attitude-era medical technician named after the wife of a US President!

Barbara Bush…INDUCTED!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened to hear of the passing of Joanie “Chyna” Laurer.

For details, please click through.

When The Authority left for vacation, they thought they remembered to bring everything.

They were wrong.

Dance on over to Headlies to find out what they forgot.

 

A Million Dollar Doink and a Cross-Eyed Warrior!

Where is Randy Savage to Give Us an “OH YEAH”?

The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 1990s…INDUCTED!

Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

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  • Lesner's Plan to Defeat UFC 200 Foe: Infuriate Him By Repeatedly Calling Him "Mike", Not "Mark"
  • RUMOR: Brock Lesnar Opponent at UFC to Be Ken Shamrock. Or Maybe Kama. Tank Abbot, Perhaps.
  • Matt and Jeff Hardy Shockingly Found To Be In Condition To Work
  • Goldberg Added to WWE 2K17, "Ability to Remove Goldust Wig" To Be Future DLC
All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube Classic: Tracy Smothers Wrestles a Bear

8 Submitted by on Tue, 02 April 2013, 10:15
  RD Reynolds: Maybe it’s just me, but I always thought guys wrestling live bears was a bad idea.   Still, mad props to Gordon Solie for explaining that the bear probably didn’t know a figure four leglock. Madder – WAY madder – props to Smothers for actually LEAP FROGGING the bear!...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Superstars Piggy Banks including John Cena!

5 Submitted by on Mon, 01 April 2013, 19:19
Crapper Terrence Gordon found these… um, interesting WWE Superstar Piggy Banks including the John Cena one pictured above. He writes: HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT CENA PIGGYBANKS! When the bank is full it will never break because pigcena wont sell your moves. I’ve got to give them points for creativity with some of those. The custom touches for each character’s Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] Power Crappings Week XI

8 Submitted by on Mon, 01 April 2013, 14:42
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 03-30-13

14 Submitted by on Mon, 01 April 2013, 09:15
  “Good morning WWE Universe!  Following a fantastic show two weeks ago and an absolutely horrible one last week, we brace for what may follow.  Will it be awful…or awful good?” So sez our erstwhile announcer to start off the show. Ok not really, just seeing if anyone was paying attention. And SPEAKING OF…paying attention, a quick note that RD Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker: WrestleCrap.com Turns 13!

51 Submitted by on Mon, 01 April 2013, 07:30
  RD here, and yes yes, believe it or not, it’s been 13 years to this day since we first launched WrestleCrap.com!  So my question is a simple one…what is your favorite item to ever hit the site?  It can be an induction, an audio show, a Headlie, Jobber, Rewriting the Book…you name it! But before I hand the reigns Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Wrestlemania X Ladder Match: Hardware Heaven ’94

23 Submitted by on Mon, 01 April 2013, 00:00
A guest post written by Art0Donnell’s cousin, KofiJ0hnson WWF, 1994 Wrestlemania is supposed to be the biggest and best event of the year in the world of wrestling, but what happens when Vince McMahon runs out of exciting ideas and instead decides to build title matches around household items? The answer: the ladder match. Razor Ramon and Shawn Michaels had Continue Reading...
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Richards vs. Doring: WrestleCrap is Proud to Hype the Epic Battle!

1 Submitted by on Sun, 31 March 2013, 19:12
  (NOTE: Go figure that two guys interviewed on WrestleCrap’s Count of 10 soon get involved in one of the greatest matchups OF ALL TIME (/Kanye voice).) (NOTE 2: Press release swiped from WrestleEnigma.com, with modifications made)   After days of intense speculation and heated negotiations we can confirm that later this week Stevie Richards will defend the Extreme Rising Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Sting and Robocop promos for Capital Combat ’90

4 Submitted by on Sun, 31 March 2013, 15:35
Here are some promos for Capital Combat ’90 featuring Sting and Robocop! “Think it over, creep!”. Also, it’s Robocop’s actual appearance at Capital Combat ’90. The purpose of this nonsense was to promote Robocop 2. Poor Jim Ross had to somehow call all of this with a straight face. I’d have busted a gut laughing the moment Roboop came out. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: THE HARDCORE FANS DEMANDED IT: KEVIN THORN, BIG DADDY V TO HEADLINE NEXT ECW REUNION SHOW / WWE RUMORED TO BE BUILDING DEATH STAR / VETERANS WORRY THAT IMPRESSIONABLE EVAN BOURNE MIGHT HAVE JOINED A GANG

3 Submitted by on Sun, 31 March 2013, 12:24
Text by Justin Henry and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here THE HARDCORE FANS DEMANDED IT: KEVIN THORN, BIG DADDY V TO HEADLINE NEXT ECW REUNION SHOW By Justin Henry Philadelphia, PA – “I MISS ECW!” Cries from that vein, or similar, coarse through the internet wrestling community. Since ECW Continue Reading...
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Blue Bar Cage: The Extreme Apparition

3 Submitted by on Sun, 31 March 2013, 12:00
    Earlier this week, it was announced that Extreme Rising, the latest in a long line of ECW resurrections, was cancelling its spate of shows on WrestleMania weekend. As of right now, it seems as if a company I was looking forward to see grow could be on hiatus for an indefinite amount of time. As a longtime ECW Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Missy Hyatt, Apartment Wrestler

7 Submitted by on Sat, 30 March 2013, 19:35
Ever wonder what Missy Hyatt’s been up to these days? Turns out she has entered the wholesome world of apartment wrestling. Here’s a trailer for her first apartment wrestling cruiserweight championship match. Who knew apartment wrestling had weight divisions?   Yikes. The way Missy is disciplining “Barbie dolls” and “little brats” in that clip, I hope she never starts running Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Dr. Isaac Yankem’s theme music- most annoying of all time?

12 Submitted by on Sat, 30 March 2013, 00:00
I get that he was a heel and we’re supposed to hate him, but Isaac Yankem’s theme music is just mind-numbingly irritating. Dentist drill + Muzak = HEAD EXPLODE! I truly pity anyone attending WWF events or TV tapings who had to endure this theme music. Apparently when they were recording this theme, they brought in an actual dentist to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This- Crush S.T.O.M.P figure with ironic accessory

4 Submitted by on Sat, 30 March 2013, 00:00
Crapper Jackson Adamczak sent in this Crush S.T.O.M.P figure and writes: I just saw the Ivan Putski “Someone Bought This,” and made me wonder if you ever inducted the WWF S.T.O.M.P. action figures? I mean, Crush had a bullet proof vest and a GUN. I think R.D already inducted these S.T.O.M.P figures before, but yeah, these are weird. There’s an Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 13

4 Submitted by on Fri, 29 March 2013, 20:28
So much to discuss, including, yet not limited to, eating canal eel, watching Baywatch on a plane, a new place to hunt Easter eggs, Blade’s newest convention, Bob Holly’s new book, 5 seconds on WrestleMania, and an outro sponsored by…well, we won’t spoil that.  Find out for yourself by clicking here!  ...
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It Came From YouTube: Heenan, Monsoon, Perfect, and Hacksaw all on Nickelodeon Double Dare!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 29 March 2013, 06:44
Loyal Crapper Autrach Sejanoz sent in two episodes of WWF personalities on Nickelodeon’s Super Sloppy Double Dare game show (the above show, and one linked below). He writes: The first episode features the greatest commentary team of all time taking each other on, while the second pits Hacksaw Jim Duggan against Mr. Perfect. Strangely, *SPOILER ALERT* the heels win both Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Yokozuna eats for our amusement

0 Submitted by on Fri, 29 March 2013, 00:00
From a Coliseum Home Video feature, Yokozuna eats… and eats… and eats some more! These segments just go on and on. I guess they thought that by showing him bulking up, it makes him seem more dangerous (?). I don’t really know… Mostly; this segment just makes me crave delicious Japanese food. The segment is called “Cooking For The Single Man” Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Repo Man as you’ve probably never seen him before

12 Submitted by on Thu, 28 March 2013, 21:00
Crapper Drew remembered seeing Repo Man in WWF Magazine wearing this mask, and he finally found this video clip from WWF Mania in early 1993 and sent it my way. He writes: I sent Deal and email a few months ago saying that I had an old WWF magazine from 1993 where they had a photo of Repo Man’s new ring gear that included Continue Reading...
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Induction: Frank Trigg vs. AJ Styles: You can’t spell “suMMArily awful” without “MMA”

17 Submitted by on Thu, 28 March 2013, 20:00
Many people who aren’t wrestling fans are incapable of seeing the appeal of watching people pretend to beat each other up. This has always baffled me, since most all television, even so-called “reality” TV, is scripted. Anyone who has ever enjoyed fiction in any genre or medium knows the advantages of scripted entertainment and storytelling. When the action is written Continue Reading...
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