Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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What if…Sting didn’t injure his knee at Clash Of The Champions X?

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Text By Jed Shaffer What if…Sting didn’t injure his knee at Clash Of The Champions X? Our story begins in February, 1990, on the first episode of Saturday Night following Clash Of The Champions X: Texas Shootout. The Horsemen’s positive energy over victory over Gary Hart’s team is short-lived: Sting is the number-one contender and will face Ric Flair at WrestleWar Continue Reading...
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What if…the Finger Poke of Doom Never Happened?

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Text By Jed Shaffer What if…the Finger Poke of Doom Never Happened? Part I Our story begins on Monday Nitro. Kevin Nash is one week removed from winning the WCW World Title and ending Goldberg’s undefeated streak at Starrcade, thanks to the unexpected (and unwelcome) interference of Scott Hall and a tazer. Goldberg, looking for vengeance, has been arrested on trumped-up Continue Reading...
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What if…D-Generation X got into the Norfolk Scope during their attack on WCW Nitro?

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Text By Jed Shaffer What if…What if D-Generation X got into the Norfolk Scope during their attack on WCW Nitro? Part I (The following Re-Writing The Book is written not as a narrative story, but as an article on a wrestling website, commemorating the tenth anniversary of the D-Generation X invasion of WCW Monday Nitro, and looking back at how the Continue Reading...
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What if…Hulk Hogan Accepted Ted DiBiase’s Million Dollar Offer?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 15:17
  Text By Jed Shaffer What if…Hulk Hogan Accepted Ted DiBiase’s Million Dollar Offer?  Our story begins as Hulk Hogan is being interviewed about Ted DiBiase’s offer to buy the WWF Championship for a million dollars cash. To the shock of millions, Hogan has deliberated. Now, the deadline has passed, DiBiase is demanding an answer, and Hogan is in front of Continue Reading...
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What if…Chris Jericho’s WWF Title victory over Triple H wasn’t overturned?

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  Text By Jed Shaefer What if…Chris Jericho’s WWF Title victory over Triple H wasn’t overturned? Part I Our story begins moments after Chris Jericho has shocked Triple H, and the world, by pinning him for the WWF Championship on Raw, thanks to a dubious three-count from the replacement referee, Earl Hebner. The decision doesn’t sit well with Triple H, who Continue Reading...
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What if…Rikishi Wasn’t the Guy Who Ran Over Stone Cold Steve Austin at Survivor Series 1999?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 15:11
Text By Jed Shaffer What if…Rikishi Wasn’t the Guy Who Ran Over Stone Cold Steve Austin at Survivor Series 1999? Part I Our story begins on the October 9th, 2000 edition of Raw. Since coming back weeks before, Steve Austin has turned the WWF upside down in his quest for vengeance against the man who ran him down a year prior. Continue Reading...
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RD and Blade Vids

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We thought it would be fun to put all our YouTube videos in one place, so here they be.  And be ready for the new RD and Blade radio progrem! RD Reynolds – Heel Commentator from 1997! A quick glance up at that image may not give you much to work with but look closer.Notice the logo underneath “Neanderthal”? Can’t be, Continue Reading...
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Kimberly Page Head

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 14:37
Kimberly Page Head Text by Blade Braxton You know, Ebay is a wondrous invention. Why, where else can you find pieces of toast with the Virgin Mary’s face on them that go for thousands of dollars, or shell out almost $100 for five minute phone calls with either Ron Simmons or Buff Bagwell? Definitely some weird stuff out there, and yours Continue Reading...
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WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009!

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WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009! RD: “As most of you are reading this, Valentine’s Day is just a scant one day away. And if you’re anything like your old buddy, your old pal, RD Reynolds, you haven’t even begun shopping yet. Not to worry! Thanks to myself and our friends over at wweshop.com (with their fantastic CUPID 10% Off code), we’ve Continue Reading...
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$400 Red Rooster T-Shirt

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Red Rooster T-Shirt Fellow Crapper Liu writes: “While words can do no justice to the craptitude of that shirt, there are plenty of words to describe the weirdo who paid $405 for it! One would think that Terry Taylor would had hunted down and burned every last one of those in existence by now.” RD: Yeah, that one’s bad, but this Continue Reading...
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King Haku…Now WITH Crown as Illustrated!!

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 14:28
King Haku – FINALLY – WITH CROWN!!!!!!! Thanks to countless Crappers who mailed this one in – the new Haku figure does, indeed, COME WITH CROWN AS ILLUSTRATED! Let us all burn our old Apter mags that have mocked us for years. LONG LIVE THE KING!...
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Rambo Greg Gagne Action Figure

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:53
Gagne Raiders Action Figures With God as my witness, I am not making this up. Apparently, the fine folks at Remco thought it would be a fine and dandy idea to not only release a Greg Gagne wrestling figure, but also a set with he and Curt Hennig in camo as GAGNE’S RAIDERS. Yes, this REALLY HAPPENED. Here’s the proof: Continue Reading...
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WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:52
WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit Item Description: “Sherwood Brands brings you the perfect complement to the excitement of a WWE™ event — Crunch Time and Snack Down snack and gift sets! Zap our WWE™ popcorn in the microwave and pour a couple of drinks into our WWE™ soda glasses while you watch your favorite WWE™ superstars battle it out on Continue Reading...
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Custom Made Wrestler Bowling Pins

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:51
Custom Made Wrestler Bowling Pins From loyal crapper Dax Norman: “Hey man. love the site. So much, in fact, I decided to make my own wrestlecrap. I hope you enjoy.” RD: But where’s the Dusty Rhodes bowling ball?  ...
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Worst Wrestling Ring Ever

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:50
Dollar Store WWE Havoc Unleashed Wrestling Ring (AKA Naked Dave Batista Wrapping Paper) Text By Blade Braxton Two for the price of one here on Wrestlecrap this week, as I encountered one hideous item at a local discount store (Big Lots) this week. We all know Ashley’s Playboy issue is soon to be on sale, as she follows in the footsteps Continue Reading...
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Layla El Action Figure

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:48
Christmas Present from C. Thomas Howell Blade Braxton: As mentioned on the radio show, I received a X-Mas gift from C.Thomas Howell. For those who do not remember, he was the star of the horrid 80’s movie, Soul Man, in which he plays a white guy who pretends to be black in order to receive a scholarship into Harvard. For Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Katie Vick’s Cheerleader Outfit

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:46
Katie Vick’s Cheerleader Outfit A little less than a month ago it was brought to my attention that the actual, real live (well, as live as cotton can be) outfit that none other than Katie Vick wore on WWE television was going to be auctioned off on WWE.com. I got a ton of emails about it, and I laughed whole Continue Reading...
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WRESTLECRAP 2012 GIFT GUIDE!

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WRESTLECRAP 2012 GIFT GUIDE! Text by “The Big Cheese” Paul Kraft & RD Reynolds – Submit Your Requests Here! Perhaps like many of us, the mad dash to the Christmas finish line has you, as a parent of a WWE loving child, completely stressed out, unsure of what to purchase. NO PROBLEM! At WrestleCrap, we got ya covered with our handy dandy Christmas gift guide! Continue Reading...
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Roddy Piper Christmas Carols

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:41
He’s come to drink egg nog and make a spectacle of the holidays as usual…and he’s all out of egg nog. Here’s a very creepy Rowdy Roddy Piper belting out “The 12 Days Of Christmas,” easily his best diddy since “I’m Your Man.” Happy holidays!!!...
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Headlies: VINCE MCMAHON ENCOURAGING TALENTS TO CHRISTMAS CAROL VIA TOUT / CHRISTIAN OFFENDED BY HOILDAY SIGN AT TARGET

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:20
Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here VINCE MCMAHON ENCOURAGING TALENTS TO CHRISTMAS CAROL VIA TOUT By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – WWE’s investment in the social media microblogging service Tout has been widely panned by viewers of the company’s television product, due to perceived abuse of its product placement. Now, the infatuation with Tout has Continue Reading...
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Headlies: NICK FURY ROLLS EYE AT WWE’S VERSION OF SHIELD

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:18
Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here NICK FURY ROLLS EYE AT WWE’S VERSION OF SHIELD By RD Reynolds Lafayette, LA – The crowd at tonight’s WWE Raw taping had a most unexpected visitor: Director of SHIELD, Nick Fury. Best known to the world as the man who was the brains behind the formation of the superhero group Continue Reading...
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Headlies: FIGHTER HAYABUSA, WCW MASTER MIFFED OVER DELETED SCENES FROM WRECK-IT RALPH

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:17
Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here FIGHTER HAYABUSA, WCW MASTER MIFFED OVER DELETED SCENES FROM WRECK-IT RALPH By Justin Henry Burbank, CA – Disney’s latest animated offering, Wreck-It Ralph, is the story of a video game villain who dreams of finally becoming a hero. Several video game heroes and villains make appearances in a movie Continue Reading...
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Headlies: RYBACK TO DISPEL GOLDBERG COMPARISONS BY EATING PORK, BURNING BILLY JOEL CD COLLECTION

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:16
Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here RYBACK TO DISPEL GOLDBERG COMPARISONS BY EATING PORK, BURNING BILLY JOEL CD COLLECTION By Justin Henry Las Vegas – Despite the proliferation of “FEED. ME. MORE” chants echoing through WWE venues, there are still those who mock rising WWE superstar Ryback with “GOLD-BERG” chants, in light of his physical Continue Reading...
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Headlies: VINCE MCMAHON TO BEGIN BREAKING INTO HOMES, FORCE EVERYONE TO PUT ON RAW

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:15
Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here VINCE MCMAHON TO BEGIN BREAKING INTO HOMES, FORCE EVERYONE TO PUT ON RAW By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – After the October 1 edition of Monday Night Raw scored an abysmal 2.5 rating, especially compared to Monday Night Football’s 6.8, things have gotten tense at Titan Tower. WWE CEO Continue Reading...
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Headlies: DANNY DAVIS, DAVE HEBNER DISAGREE ON TOUCHDOWN IN PACKERS-SEAHAWKS GAME

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here DANNY DAVIS, DAVE HEBNER DISAGREE ON TOUCHDOWN IN PACKERS-SEAHAWKS GAME By RD Reynolds Seattle, WA – The Seahawks defeated the Packers on Monday Night Football, 14-12, but the game will be remembered for its controversial ending in which replacement referee Danny Davis awarded a touchdown on a last-ditch pass Continue Reading...
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Headlies: SHEAMUS, ALBERTO DEL RIO WILL END 31-YEAR FEUD THIS SUNDAY

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here SHEAMUS, ALBERTO DEL RIO WILL END 31-YEAR FEUD THIS SUNDAY By RD Reynolds Boston – After beginning their World Heavyweight Championship feud in the fall of 1981, champion Sheamus and forever-challenger Alberto Del Rio will settle the score at Night of Champions this Sunday in Beantown. Although WWE customarily Continue Reading...
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Headlies: MAN WHO “ALMOST NEVER” WATCHES WWE OVERJOYED FOOTBALL SEASON IS STARTING

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:11
Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here MAN WHO “ALMOST NEVER” WATCHES WWE OVERJOYED FOOTBALL SEASON IS STARTING By RD Reynolds Knoxville, TN – The end of summer has long been viewed by WWE with considerable sadness, as the return of the NFL and the long-standing Monday Night Football inevitably takes a bite out of Raw’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: NEXT WWE TAG TEAM TO EXPERIENCE UNNECESSARY SPLIT WILL BE DETERMINED BY RANDOM DRAW

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:10
Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here NEXT WWE TAG TEAM TO EXPERIENCE UNNECESSARY SPLIT WILL BE DETERMINED BY RANDOM DRAW By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – With four tag teams receiving regular gasps of air time in World Wrestling Entertainment these days (Kofi Kingston/R-Truth, The Prime Time Players, Epico and Primo, and The Usos), many Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AW WENT “TOO FAR” SAYS WWE AMBASSADOR CHARLIE SHEEN

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:09
Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here AW WENT “TOO FAR” SAYS WWE AMBASSADOR CHARLIE SHEEN By Justin Henry Los Angeles – Star of television and film Charlie Sheen recently signed on with World Wrestling Entertainment to serve as the company’s “social media ambassador”, and has wasted no time in lauding his new employer for their Continue Reading...
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Headlies: SOMEONE’S HAGGARD, DECREPIT GRANDPA SAYS MEAN THINGS ABOUT EDDIE GUERRERO

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:08
Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here SOMEONE’S HAGGARD, DECREPIT GRANDPA SAYS MEAN THINGS ABOUT EDDIE GUERRERO By Justin Henry Ponce Inlet, FL – An elderly, crippled, and mostly useless resident of Lush Meadows Nursing Home has gone on a controversial tangent about deceased professional wrestler Eddie Guerrero. The gentleman, identified only as “Kevin”, has been Continue Reading...
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