Sable loves the water.

And real estate.

Get all the dirt on Sable (and watch her wash it off) in our newest induction!

What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • TNA Welcomes Kcabyr (that's Ryback spelled backwards) To Their Roster
  • Undertaker Drafted to WB Kids; "Looking Forward to Tagging With Scooby Doo," Deadman Notes
  • "Local Competitor" Already More Likeable Than Randy Orton
  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Cody Rhodes figure with mustache coming soon!

14 Submitted by on Fri, 26 April 2013, 11:54
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FAXTROLLA!  ESPN has announced the earth-shattering news that Mattel will be releasing a Cody Rhodes figure with mustache! Forget the stupid NFL Draft! This is just the kind of breaking news I turn to ESPN for! Yes; Cody will soon come with mustache as illustrated (but sadly, no crown- “King Cody” would’ve been even cooler!)....
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Headlies: Artist Jill Thompson Tired Of Making ‘Cool’ Designs For Wrestlers

1 Submitted by on Thu, 25 April 2013, 11:00
Chicago, IL- Artist Jill Thompson, who has designed ring gear and attire for both WWE Superstars Daniel Bryan and CM Punk, has stated that she no longer wants to make “cool” designs for professional wrestlers, Thompson, who is most famous for her work in the comics The Sandman, Wonder Woman, Swamp Thing, and her own series Scary Godmother, has grown Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bushwhacker Luke’s epic 1991 Royal Rumble performance in its entirety

8 Submitted by on Wed, 24 April 2013, 01:33
From 1991, Bushwhacker Luke has the honor of the shortest participation time in a Royal Rumble match; lasting all of about 4 seconds before Earthquake casually tosses him over the top rope. I like how he immediately starts strutting back around the ring and to the exit after his feet hit the floor as if nothing happened and he doesn’t Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Scott Steiner’s Freak Show” workout video promo

3 Submitted by on Tue, 23 April 2013, 20:21
Crapper Paul S. submitted this and writes: In his very own workout video Scott Steiner shows you how to lose weight, by doing exercises that would be impossible for anyone without a Steiner-esc physique. “Maybe it’s right… maybe it ain’t… but it’s what I do.” – Steiner sums it up as only he can. GAH! That’s horrifying! You’re right, I Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIV

17 Submitted by on Tue, 23 April 2013, 13:11
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. WWE acts Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE To Produce “Buddy Cop” Movie Starring CM Punk And Mark Henry

18 Submitted by on Tue, 23 April 2013, 10:00
Stamford, CT – During a meeting at Titan Towers, WWE CEO Vince McMahon announced plans to release a new movie under through WWE Studios that will turn the failing studio around. “I’ve got a great new idea for our next movie,” barked Mr. McMahon. “I watched a new movie called ‘Lethal Weapon’ last night on laser disc and thought it Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIV

6 Submitted by on Mon, 22 April 2013, 14:09
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 04-20-13

22 Submitted by on Sun, 21 April 2013, 21:03
  Before we get started, I want to make note that in the last 3 days I’ve had two folks who are not hardcore wrestling fans tell me that they watch this show.  We’re starting a revolution here, people!  One is my old buddy Joe Cady, who used to do ring announcing at PWI events, and the other is RD Continue Reading...
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Blue Bar Cage: From a Family of Fury Comes Lance Anoa’i

7 Submitted by on Sun, 21 April 2013, 12:00
From a Family of Fury Comes Lance Anoa’i by Justin Henry Photo Credit: Brooke Platzner There’s a metaphor in WrestleMania 29 somewhere; something that would note Roman Reigns’ emergence in the opening match, and Dwayne Johnson’s defeat at the conclusion. Such a metaphor involves the circle of life, and how few things are guaranteed. Among that short list are death, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A Viking Vs. A Zombie Mortician (Don’t you just love Pro Wrestling?)

5 Submitted by on Sat, 20 April 2013, 23:57
From the April 25th, 1992 episode of WWF Superstars Of Wrestling; The Berzerker tries to fatally stab The Undertaker with his sword (!); thus proving once and for all that time-traveling 10th Century Vikings have absolutely no idea how 19th Century re-animated Zombified Morticians really work in regards to being impervious to pain and death thanks to The Power Of The Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ryback’s Insatiable Appetite Forces A Golden Corral Buffet To Close

17 Submitted by on Fri, 19 April 2013, 10:01
  Spartansburg, SC – Following his biting promo on this week’s Monday Night RAW in Greenville, South Carolina, WWE Superstar Ryback had a celebratory meal at a Golden Corral. Unfortunately for the restaurant, Ryback’s chant of “Feed me more!” proved disastrous to their bottom line, forcing them to close. “We were so excited to have a real celebratory eating dinner Continue Reading...
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