Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

Zack Ryder in a Wrestlemania match?

He’s about to get ‘Swerved’ in Headlies.

Hottest WrestleMania NEWZ is right here at WrestleCrap!

Check back often for the latest SCOOPZ!

Think the build to this year’s WrestleMania stinks?

You ain’t seen nothing!

WrestleMania 31’s IC Title Chase…INDUCTED!

Vince McMahon will do anything to make sure Roman Reigns has a memorable Wrestlemania entrance.

You can and you will read about it in Headlies!

Sting is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame…

…and his Guard Bird is being inducted at WrestleCrap!

CAW CAW!!!

Sami Zayn’s role at Wrestlemania revealed!

Strike a pose and read about it in Headlies!

Five Simple Words:  “They Are Fighting Over Shampoo.”

Two More Simple Words: “New Induction!”

Kevin Owens sure looks comfy.

Find out why in Headlies!

Want to watch Vince McMahon choke his daughter and pie face his wife?

Me neither.

But I did, so it’s your latest NEW Induction!

Shane McMahon is back and he’s ready for another invasion.

Head on over to Headlies to find out how he’ll make an “Impact” at Wrestlemania.

Look at the pic to the left. Does this look like it’s a good idea?

Of course not.

Buff Bagwell Boxes Roddy Piper…NEW INDUCTION!

Will Chris Jericho never eeeeevvvverrrrr wear a shirt again?

Bundle up and find out in Headlies!

It’s the other realm match of the century: Billy Gunn vs. Sabrina The Teenage Witch!

NEW INDUCTION!

Featuring a run-in by the voice of the Stunt Granny guy!

Want to let your sweetie know how you feel, but don’t know how?

Headlies has the answer. Believe that!

The worst storyline of 2015 is here!

The Gooker Award Winning Lana-Dolph-Rusev-Summer love trapezoid!

Think AJ Styles is an all-American boy?

Not anymore! Grab your passport and head on over to Headlies!

It may not have won the 2015 Gooker…but it was just 17 votes away!

The DIVAS REVOLUTION!

NEW INDUCTION!

A HUGE match had been announced for Wrestlemania!

Find out what two longtime rivals will be facing off in Headlies!

How many WrestleCrap inductees can you cram into one Royal Rumble?

Find out in our newest induction!

No one was expecting this surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble!

Find out who (or what) it was in Headlies!

Time to announce the “Winner” of the 2015 Gooker Award!

And the voting was so close that no one knows who won…until now!

Yodelayheehoo!

Antonio Cesaro Yodels for…well…No One’s Enjoyment!

NEW INDUCTION!

REVEALED!  The Reason Why James Storm Returned to TNA-Impact Wrestling!

Only at WrestleCrap!

Only in Headlies!

It’s the Slammys, hosted by Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand!

Somehow It’s Even Worse than You Can Imagine!

NEW INDUCTION!

The Legendary Bill Apter Joins WrestleCrap Radio!

Who Were Real People at PWI? Did Bill Invent Apartment Wrestling?

Find out by clicking here!

Going to jail wasn’t all bad for Vince. He got to meet an old friend while in the slammer.

Find out who got all choked up in Headlies!

It’s a Superkick Party with The Young Bucks and Good Ol’ JR is invited!

Find out if Jim Ross is still “Too Sweet” in Headlies

WrestleCrap.com is devastated at the passing of Harry Simon.

You will be missed.

Tribute is here.

It’s the lump of coal nobody wants, but everyone gets.

The Annual WrestleCrap Radio Christmas Show is Here!

Has Dixie Carter been a good girl this year?

Hop onto Santa’s lap and find out in Headlies!

Great Scott!

It’s a Back to the Future Christmas!

And it absolutely sucks!

NEW INDUCTION!!

Turd Up!

K-Fed Has Arrived at WrestleCrap in a New Induction!

WWE has found the reason why ratings are in the basement: lack of Mike Adamle!

Find out how Vince and company are trying to woo back the Ad-Man in an all-new Headlie!

Look at that image.  Does this look like a GOOD Christmas movie?

Of course not.  That’s why we’re inducting it!

Christmas Bounty is at WrestleCrap.com!

Bad News Brown Has a Surprise for Jake Roberts:

MUTANT HARLEM SEWER RATS!

NEW INDUCTION!

  • Wrestlemania 33 to be 25 Hours Long
  • Zack Ryder 1-0 at Mania, Plans on Challenging for Undertaker Streak
  • Vince McMahon Planning on Repackaging "That NXT Nakamoto Guy" as Hakushi Jr.
  • NXT TakeOver Dallas To Include Keg Carrying Competition
  • Undertaker Begins Entrance Now To Make It To Wrestlemania On Time
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Headlies: Sheamus Reveals He Is Actually From Dublin, Ohio

10 Submitted by on Wed, 10 April 2013, 02:03
  Washington, DC – During a backstage interview with Matt Striker, The Celtic Warrior Sheamus broke character and revealed that he is not actually from Dublin, Ireland. The interview, meant to hype Sheamus’s 6-man tag team match against The Shield at Wrestlemania, started out as planned. When asked by Striker about how he plans to defeat The Shield, Sheamus, in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Michael Hayes album (with disturbing artwork and bonus song clip)

18 Submitted by on Wed, 10 April 2013, 00:12
Crapper Sean Bateman sent in this Michael Hayes album called “Off The Streets”. Yes, it went Off The Streets and Into The Discount Bin! He writes Many years before Jillian Hall and John Cena comes this gem. This Freebird should stay out of the music scene Yarr, that image of a naked Michael Hayes with the Confederate flag draped over Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XII

7 Submitted by on Tue, 09 April 2013, 11:02
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Diddy performs Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XII

6 Submitted by on Mon, 08 April 2013, 15:07
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Pizza Print- eat your favorite WWE Superstar on a pizza!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 08 April 2013, 00:00
“Ah! A lovely cheese pizza, just for me”. -Kevin McCallister in “Home Alone”. This is a WWE Pizza Print. It’s an edible decoration that you put on top of your pizza after it’s cooked and sliced. Here’s the thing… I like WWE (most of the time). I like pizza (nearly all of the time!) I just don’t think I want those Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 04-06-13

10 Submitted by on Sun, 07 April 2013, 15:44
  “Good morning, WWE Universe!  It’s the biggest wrestling weekend of the entire year, but you’d never know it watching this show, as we hype exactly zero WrestleMania matches!  While we know you’d love to get another half hour talking about Zeb Colter or Hunter possibly retiring, you ain’t getting it here!” Just a guess on my part there – Continue Reading...
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Blue Bar Cage: WrestleMania XXIX: Unusual Stats and Predictions

15 Submitted by on Sun, 07 April 2013, 12:00
  Blue Bar Cage: WrestleMania XXIX: Unusual Stats and Predictions by Justin Henry WWE Tag Team Championship: Daniel Bryan/Kane vs. Dolph Ziggler/Big E Langston -Kane becomes the fifth man in WWE history to defend Tag Team Titles at WrestleMania with more than one different partner: IRS/Mike Rotundo (Barry Windham at 1, Ted Dibiase at 8 and 9), Billy Gunn (Bart Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF WrestleMania music video

1 Submitted by on Sun, 07 April 2013, 00:00
Since today is WrestleMania 29, I thought it was appropriate to post this song that celebrates all that is WrestleMania. Crapper Chris Brown writes: I saw today that there’s a re-post of RD’s classic induction of the not-so-classic WrestleMania: The Album.  I thought it’d be fitting for “It Came From YouTube” to feature the music video for the opening track, which Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The NWO commit attempted vehicular homicide and video tape it

22 Submitted by on Sun, 07 April 2013, 00:00
Crapper Jackson Adamczak submits this clip and writes: An all time favorite, and suprising that I’ve never seen it on the site (or talked about on WCW Tv after this happened), as the nWo (Hall, Nash, Pac) make the Steiner Brothers flip their car and potentially kill them, and decide to leave to scene of the accident. Classic. This is Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WrestleMania 29 Mohawk hat (for women!)

6 Submitted by on Sat, 06 April 2013, 20:57
Believe it or not, I found this WrestleMania 29 Mohawk Hat in the Women’s section of the WWE Shop website. I just can’t believe the WWE expects this thing to appeal to women (or anyone with a pulse, for that matter). I don’t know what’s worse- the bright blue mohawk itself, or the goofy dangly ball things that end up going to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Utterly Disappointed With Build To Wrestlemania Still Excited To Be Going

6 Submitted by on Sat, 06 April 2013, 19:13
Marlboro, NJ – Lifetime wrestling fan and proud “smark” Julian Dimagiba, despite having spent the last few weeks complaining about the build for Wrestlemania, is still completely excited to be going to the event. Dimagiba, the bassist for the band Young Rising Sons and self-described “Master of Ceremonies”, has been taking to Facebook, Twitter, Tout, and various other social media Continue Reading...
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The WrestleMania WrestleCrap Four Pack!

6 Submitted by on Sat, 06 April 2013, 11:24
On the eve of WrestleMania XXIX, here’s four entire WrestleManias deemed fit for induction to this very site! WrestleMania II – By RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Harry Simon WrestleMania IX – By RD Reynolds WrestleMania XI – By Art O’Donnell WrestleMania XXVII – By Justin Henry...
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The 50 Greatest WrestleMania Matches Ever

27 Submitted by on Fri, 05 April 2013, 14:36
With my look at the 28 previous WrestleManias up and posted on my personal blog, I decided to post, for Our Loyal Crappers, my list of the fifty greatest WrestleMania matches ever. Even if I don’t always agree with your arguments, I do love to see the debate you guys create, and I imagine there will be some from this Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Berzerker tires to kill Jamison, plus Vince’s awful wardrobe

7 Submitted by on Fri, 05 April 2013, 13:00
This is from WWF Prime Time Wrestling in 1991. First of all; I just have to ask… What in the hell is Vince wearing?! Is that some kind of sweatsuit or tracksuit? Did he accidentally pick out his wardrobe from Linda’s closet that day?! Egads… Vince wore a lot of horrible outfits around this time but I think this one takes Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Goldberg vs. Lesnar – The Most Overhyped, Underdelivering Match Ever!

15 Submitted by on Fri, 05 April 2013, 10:15
WrestleMania XX, 2004 Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds  It’s that time of year again, fellow ‘Crappers. Yes, March Madness is upon us. A time of NCAA men’s and women’s basketball brackets AND the good ol’ Wrestlemania weekend. I always thought it’d be fun to get together with your buddies for a weekend and watch some old Wrestlemanias to get in the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Dixie Carter figure

23 Submitted by on Thu, 04 April 2013, 21:35
Yes, you can now buy your own TNA Impact Wrestling Dixie Carter figure for just $29.99 plus shipping. And better yet; it’s autographed by Dixie herself! License To Become A Collectable! They even have a little contest going. I’ll let them explain: Buy your exclusive autographed Action Figure of TNA President Dixie Carter from ShopTNA.com. Then, follow @TNADixie on Twitter and post a picture Continue Reading...
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Fearon Derry Answers….The Count of 10

0 Submitted by on Thu, 04 April 2013, 12:00
  Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions.   This week’s guest is Fearon Derry. Who or what is a “Fearon”, you might be asking. Mr. Derry is the host of the longest running wrestling radio Continue Reading...
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