Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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It Came From YouTube Classic: WWF European Rampage on the Amiga

7 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 09:00
I thought I knew of pretty much every WWF video game ever made, but even I didn’t recall this one. And I’d remember playing something that looked as horrible as this! I also hope I’d remember a ring THAT freakin’ big. And what’s this? SEAN MOONEY! MUST DOWNLOAD AMIGA EMULATOR IMMEDIATELY!...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/18/13: Taz Joins A&8

20 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 08:00
  So the big swerve during the Bully Ray/Brooke Hogan wedding is…..Taz objected, and joined Aces & Eights. And…..I got nothing. I dug Taz’s schtick when he was in ECW; he was believable as a snarling pit fighter, even with his diminutive height. But other than his little one-move-match with Lawler at One Night Stand 2006, Taz hasn’t wrestled in Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: X-Men Luchadores

4 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 00:00
Crapper Newt Cox writes: How can you top 3 luchadores dressed up as Gambit, Wolverine and Cyclops? Well, I suppose you could top them with chocolate syrup, but that would be a little weird… Anyway, thanks for the submission, Newt! Game over man! Game over! (Sorry, I couldn’t resist)....
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It Came From…..WWE.com?!?!

155 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 21:54
  Someone simply posted on Twitter, “Go to WWE.com and search for ‘the diva who had sex with everyone on the roster” That result above is what came up. Better yet, some random searches have yielded some unreal, hilarious results! Put in “major douchebag”, and you get……Bill Demott Put in “loves the ring rats”, and you get……Bad News Brown?!? Put Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 4

5 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 20:36
Episode 4…or Episode Negative 3? You be the judge, as we release upon you the show that you were all upset you missed last year.  What is it?  ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!!!   CLICK HERE!!!    ...
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Induction: The Kiss-My-Ass Match: This Stipulation Needed an ASSterisk!

19 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1999 Long-time fans of wrestling will often criticize today’s PG-TV WWE product as being too tame, boring, and not nearly edgy enough to harken back to the glory days of the Attitude Era. To be sure, that era of wrestling featured the gritty persona of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, the over-the-top antics of D-Generation X, and the cooler-than-thou promos Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] It’s the WrestleCrap Power Crappings!

2 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 13:07
Hiya loyal Crappers. It’s time to begin voting on the first ever WrestleCrap Power Crappings, chosen by you! Hence, you know, the voting. Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Andre the Giant on Australian Kids Show

5 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 09:00
Here’s a rare video of an Australian kid’s show featuring Andre The Giant chatting with a freaking bird that has a blue mohawk.   A bird puppet being a regular on a talk show. What the hell were those guys thinking? (Note from RD: Did that girl say she wasn’t wearing any underwear? What kind of kids show is that?)...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/17/13: Main Event

12 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 08:00
  Bad things about WWE Main Event: that awful theme song (“BOOLAYBOOLAYBOOOO”), Miz on commentary Good things about WWE Main Event: everything else I’m surprised more people aren’t raving about this show. Except for the occasional video break in the middle, done to recap Raw, it’s just pure wrestling. 2 matches, one lengthy one with 2 pushed talents, and one Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Rock Denies Partnership With The American Sugar Council

11 Submitted by on Wed, 16 January 2013, 09:00
  Houston, Texas – After another heated battle of words with his Royal Rumble opponent CM Punk, The Rock has come under fire for repeatedly referring to his opponents as sugary foods. Known for his quick wit and colorful commentary, the People’s Champion, as he is known, raised many eyebrows following his naming of CM Punk as the Carvel ice Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/16/13: You’re a Kid Again

24 Submitted by on Wed, 16 January 2013, 08:00
  One of the more common criticisms of WWE made by fans like you and I is that it’s too childish. From John Cena’s misguided bathroom humor, to broad sight gags, to Hornswoggle, it’s hard to be in your 20’s or 30’s, especially beyond, and love wrestling at times. But understandably, WWE would be foolish not to cater to the Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 3

9 Submitted by on Tue, 15 January 2013, 21:26
Many topics discussed on this here show, including, yet not limited to…a backstage look at how we’re doing this thing, Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition, your grandfather playing Ric Flair, and Dennis DeYoung.  Seriously. Click here to listen!  ...
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HUGE NEWS! The Death of WCW 10th Anniversary Edition Announced!!

30 Submitted by on Tue, 15 January 2013, 15:14
Bryan Alvarez and RD Reynolds announced today on Figure Four Daily that they have signed a deal with ECW Press to write a newly-expanded 10-year anniversary edition of the 2005 Wrestling Observer Newsletter Book of the Year, “The Death of WCW”. The original manuscript was significantly larger than the final product, largely due to the wrestling book market being significantly smaller at the time.  Nearly Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/15/13: Going Old?

11 Submitted by on Tue, 15 January 2013, 08:00
  So a number of people seemed underwhelmed by Monday’s Raw anniversary. Understandably, they were expecting a night of nostalgia, guest appearances, and a trip down memory line. They got highlight packages, and appearances by Vince, Flair, Foley, Rock, and JR. Given how much WWE has lavished on their frequent reunion shows, it does seem like a bit of a Continue Reading...
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WWE Monday Night Raw 20th Anniversary Results

13 Submitted by on Mon, 14 January 2013, 23:42
  -Live from Houston, TX Big Show Confronts Alberto Del Rio Show first interrupts Vince to complain about the events of Smackdown, and this leads to ADR and Ricardo coming out. Del Rio offers him a rematch tonight, but Show declines, since he’s ‘not ready’. Ricardo gets all cutesy and throws a bucket of Mexican flag confetti on Show, and Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Braden Walker: Extreme Master of the Knock Knock Joke!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 14 January 2013, 22:52
WWE-ECW, 2008 Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds Special thanks to Shawn Cain for his help on this induction Note from RD Reynolds: Before I hand things over to K-Cubed, I need to say a few words about today’s induction. As most of you know, prior to starting WrestleCrap.com, I worked the independent wrestling circuit in Indianapolis and the surrounding area. During Continue Reading...
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Join WrestleCrap for LIVE Monday Night Raw coverage!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 14 January 2013, 18:50
  Tonight’s the 20th anniversary celebration of WWE Monday Night Raw and, wow, what a coincidence: it’s also the first ever night of live Raw coverage by the staff at WrestleCrap.com! Join in all the festivities as the gang at WrestleCrap offers their real-time take on the proceedings, in one of two places (or both, you multi-tasker): * Follow Justin Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Rock’s Dementia Continues To Worsen

0 Submitted by on Mon, 14 January 2013, 10:00
Photoshoppery by The Hawaiian Hammer   Finally, The Rock has come back…home…again. It was cute and extremely fitting when he came back to Miami, his hometown. Now, it’s become a sad sight to see as The Rock announces that he’s home in every city he steps foot in. It’s extremely frustrating when travelling through small cities, as Rock barely has Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/14/13: TNA Woes

20 Submitted by on Mon, 14 January 2013, 08:00
  TNA had themselves a merry-little PPV on Sunday night in the form of Genesis. While not the greatest PPV of all time, it was certainly a splendid waste of 3 hours, and featured amiable plot developments (Christian York’s redemption story, Christopher Daniels earning a World Title match). But when I hosted the live thread for the event on Facebook, Continue Reading...
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TNA Genesis Results 1/13/13

5 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 23:48
TNA Genesis (1/13/13, Orlando, FL) 1. Hernandez/Chavo Guerrero def. Matt Morgan/Joey Ryan to retain the TNA World Tag Team Titles (Guerrero pinned Ryan following powerbomb/Frog Splash combo) Weird to see Hernandez play the face-in-peril, but it was a good formula match. Ending was a botch, as Hernandez nearly broke Ryan’s neck with a scary-looking powerbomb. The  Latin contingent needs some Continue Reading...
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The 15 Crappiest Moments in Royal Rumble Match History!

38 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 10:00
Before you read this selection of what I termed the 15 Crappiest Moments in Royal Rumble Match History, I’d like to remind all of you that this is merely a light-hearted piece, in spite of my harshness toward certain individuals. If I offend you by criticizing a wrestler or personality that you like, let it go. It’s all for entertainment Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/13/13: Removing Crap

23 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 08:00
  Alright, here’s your eye-opener for Sunday. RD has inducted hundreds of bad gimmicks, angles, shows, matches, and moments onto our beloved site over the past 13 years, and they’ve all met his criterion for “crap”. But what if they don’t match ours? Kind of like how football fans feel Cris Carter should be in the Pro Football Hall of Continue Reading...
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