Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • Roman Reigns Channels Inner Honky Tonk Man, Asks Fans for "Vote of Confidence"
  • PopTV to Replace Impact with Commercials for Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute; "Hauntingly Beautiful" Reps Note
  • Lesner's Plan to Defeat UFC 200 Foe: Infuriate Him By Repeatedly Calling Him "Mike", Not "Mark"
  • RUMOR: Brock Lesnar Opponent at UFC to Be Ken Shamrock. Or Maybe Kama. Tank Abbot, Perhaps.
  • Matt and Jeff Hardy Shockingly Found To Be In Condition To Work
All The Latest Crap!

[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIV

6 Submitted by on Mon, 22 April 2013, 14:09
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 04-20-13

22 Submitted by on Sun, 21 April 2013, 21:03
  Before we get started, I want to make note that in the last 3 days I’ve had two folks who are not hardcore wrestling fans tell me that they watch this show.  We’re starting a revolution here, people!  One is my old buddy Joe Cady, who used to do ring announcing at PWI events, and the other is RD Continue Reading...
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Blue Bar Cage: From a Family of Fury Comes Lance Anoa’i

7 Submitted by on Sun, 21 April 2013, 12:00
From a Family of Fury Comes Lance Anoa’i by Justin Henry Photo Credit: Brooke Platzner There’s a metaphor in WrestleMania 29 somewhere; something that would note Roman Reigns’ emergence in the opening match, and Dwayne Johnson’s defeat at the conclusion. Such a metaphor involves the circle of life, and how few things are guaranteed. Among that short list are death, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A Viking Vs. A Zombie Mortician (Don’t you just love Pro Wrestling?)

5 Submitted by on Sat, 20 April 2013, 23:57
From the April 25th, 1992 episode of WWF Superstars Of Wrestling; The Berzerker tries to fatally stab The Undertaker with his sword (!); thus proving once and for all that time-traveling 10th Century Vikings have absolutely no idea how 19th Century re-animated Zombified Morticians really work in regards to being impervious to pain and death thanks to The Power Of The Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ryback’s Insatiable Appetite Forces A Golden Corral Buffet To Close

17 Submitted by on Fri, 19 April 2013, 10:01
  Spartansburg, SC – Following his biting promo on this week’s Monday Night RAW in Greenville, South Carolina, WWE Superstar Ryback had a celebratory meal at a Golden Corral. Unfortunately for the restaurant, Ryback’s chant of “Feed me more!” proved disastrous to their bottom line, forcing them to close. “We were so excited to have a real celebratory eating dinner Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Karate Fighters Tournament: Sunny Vs. A midget luchador

5 Submitted by on Fri, 19 April 2013, 00:00
This is a 1997 commercial from Raw for Milton Bradley Karate Fighters (think “Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots” but with Karate action figures kicking instead of robots punching) featuring a “tournament” where a midget Luchador named “Shrimp Scampi” (har-har!) competes in a grueling match. (Spoiler: Shrimp Scampi loses). But more important than any of that, the video features the beautiful Continue Reading...
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Induction Special: The 10 Worst Title Awardings in Wrestling History!

55 Submitted by on Thu, 18 April 2013, 19:00
It began as an offhand challenge. Internet wrestling institution Scott Keith posted an old review of WCW SuperBrawl VIII on his BLOG OF DOOM, and inserted passages of hindsight to his long-ago written word. As the review was written in February 2000, 2 years after the airing of this SuperBrawl, Keith drops some 2000-related notes in the original rant, and Continue Reading...
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Maffew Gregg Answers….The Count of 10

12 Submitted by on Thu, 18 April 2013, 12:00
  Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions. In the greatest contribution I’ve ever made to this site, I befriended Maffew Gregg of Botchamania this past November, and invited him to be part of the site’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Siskel & Ebert review No Holds Barred

13 Submitted by on Thu, 18 April 2013, 00:00
Crapper Paul S. submitted this and writes: Still sad about Roger Ebert’s passing away earlier this month. Anyway here’s a clip of him and Gene Siskel voicing their displeasure at No Hold’s Barred, and before that Star Trek V, easily the worst in the series. The Hogan-centric portion begins at 5:45 I could watch them review movies all day long Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Ted DiBiase’s basketball challenge makes a child cry- awesome.

7 Submitted by on Thu, 18 April 2013, 00:00
This originally aired on the October 29th, 1987 (taped October 6th) episode of WWF Prime Time Wrestling. I know R.D has already inducted this, but you really have to see the whole thing for yourself. I’m just going to quote from Ted’s Wikipedia article… DiBiase invited fans (including a young Rob Van Dam[25]) to perform humiliating acts (such as kissing Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Signs Entire New Jersey RAW Crowd To Developmental Deal

5 Submitted by on Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:22
  Newark, NJ – Following the lively participation from the crowd the Monday following WrestleMania at RAW, WWE has decided to give the entire audience a developmental contract. “That crowd was absolutely electric!” exclaimed a pleased Stephanie McMahon. “They were dancing, chanting, and buying lots and lots of overpriced championship belts. They were all anyone could talk about after the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WCW’s lousy production values

13 Submitted by on Wed, 17 April 2013, 00:00
A prime example of WCW’s lousy production values. This was not the first, nor last time we’d hear the production crew proclaim a shot “clear” when it was still live and broadcasting. They really should have just pre-taped all of this stuff if they couldn’t do proper live video editing. On the plus side, Elizabeth looked outstanding....
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week XIII

21 Submitted by on Tue, 16 April 2013, 11:31
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Randy Orton Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIII

14 Submitted by on Mon, 15 April 2013, 11:22
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Nostalgia Critic reviews Hulk Hogan’s Suburban Commando, and Mr. Nanny too!

11 Submitted by on Mon, 15 April 2013, 02:51
I can’t embed this one, but check out Doug “The Nostalgia Critic” Walker’s hilarious review of the Hulk Hogan movie Suburban Commando. The movie isn’t quite as much fun as No Holds Barred, but it’s still worth watching just for Christopher Lloyd alone. But that’s not all! You can also watch The Nostalgia Critic’s review of Hulk Hogan’s Mr. Nanny here which Continue Reading...
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