Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

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The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

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“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

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Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

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Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

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It Came From YouTube: Kamala pulls a Milli Vanilli

2 Submitted by on Sat, 02 February 2013, 15:51
Crapper Jordan Mishkin writes: I don’t know what’s going on here, but it’s going on. Kamala “singing” with full face paint. The woman with the granny Bingo arms dancing at 1:58 is gold. Oh man, this is just fantastic! The only way it would be better is if he was “singing “With My Baby Tonight”. Thanks for the submission, Jordan!...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week III

12 Submitted by on Fri, 01 February 2013, 13:00
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Tensai in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 56 Year Old Man Can’t Believe Zack Ryder Isn’t Being Pushed

3 Submitted by on Fri, 01 February 2013, 09:00
Cedar Rapids, IA – Phil Samuelsson, a 56 year old Systems Analyst for QuantComm International, could not believe that WWE Superstar Zack Ryder is not receiving a push. The middle-age father of three expressed his feelings of disappointment and annoyance over the fact that, despite Ryder’s internet popularity, he is rarely on television and not in line for the WWE Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 2/1/13: Gooker Fallout

37 Submitted by on Fri, 01 February 2013, 08:00
  So Claire Lynch and her oak-thick acting took home the 2012 Gooker Award. But is it what YOU voted for? Hell, if you listened to the RD and Blade Show, you know I didn’t, and I’ve already expressed my displeasure with you folks that chose Claire over Daniel Bryan’s “Gone in 18 Seconds”. So what DID you vote for? Continue Reading...
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All Past Gooker Award Winners Now Online!

0 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 21:53
Just a quick note that I’ve posted all the past Gooker Award Winners for your reading “pleasure”.  Check them out from the main menu under the Inductions section or by clicking rightchere!...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 7

6 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 19:20
RD and Blade are back, discussing the Royal Rumble, Patty in the Hall of Fame, Claire Lynch Winning the Gooker, and the Super Bowl – click HERE to listen!  ...
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Someone Bought This: A customized wrestling figure of yourself!

4 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 18:48
I just found this and absolutely had to share it with you, fellow Crappers! This website allows you to make your own custom action figure in either gender, and dress it pretty much any way you want- a business person, professional, sports figure (baseball player, football player, etc), or yes; even a Pro Wrestler! You pick the body type/gender, ethnicity, Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week III

9 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 13:06
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Mr. America: The Solution to All of Terry Bollea’s Problems!

12 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 10:00
WWE, 2003  Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve no doubt heard that your friend and mine, Hulk Hogan, has been having some issues in his personal life. First his son Nick was in a horrible car wreck that left a young man paralyzed, with his family no doubt preparing to file a major lawsuit. Not long after that, Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/31/13: Punk Redemption

19 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 08:00
  So we’re a few days removed from CM Punk indignantly ‘jobbing to an elbow drop’ as some have termed it. Looks like the Pipe Bomb fire has died down a bit, and we’ve all accepted the fact that Cena and Rock will headline WrestleMania 29, not the Straight Edge Savior. But all is not lost. Punk’s in it for Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Tatanka To Open New BW3 Location, Serve Actual Buffalo

2 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 11:00
A new Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant is set to open in Pembroke, North Carolina, but there’s been a bit of a hot and spicy controversy brewing between the company and the owner of the would be franchise. Christopher Chavis, better known to wrestling fans as “Tatanka”, is the franchise owner in question who was excited about the venture at first, Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker 1/30/13: Use Your Illusion

26 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 08:00
Forgot to set one of these up before bed, so I’m on my smart phone to ask this: What common spot or custom in wrestling takes you out of the illusion? For me, when an opponent removes the monitors from the commentary desk before putting an opponent through. Wouldn’t you WANT them to injure your hated rival?...
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It Came From YouTube: Psycho Sid chats on AOL (sort of…)

4 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 00:00
Back in the mid-90’s long before the WWF had a website, they had their own section on America Online (or AOL; as you kids know it toady). You’d go to KEYWORD: WWF and you’d hear Vince McMahon shout “Welcome to the WWF On America Online!”. You could play WWF Trivia, chat with other fans, have interactive chats with wrestlers, read Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: John Cena Backpack Pal

6 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 00:00
AGGGGGGHHHHHHH! “Can’t sleep! John Cena’ll eat me…” If someone had gotten this for me as a gift as a child, I’d have had nightmare about it coming to life and trying to kill me like Chucky The Killer Doll from the Child’s Play movies! Next thing you know, The John Cena Backpack Pal will go around threatening Rick Steiner with Continue Reading...
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Forget Be-A-Star. Meet Grow-A-Pair.

18 Submitted by on Tue, 29 January 2013, 23:50
So some grotty muppet took the piss out of you. OR CALLED YOU A TEENY WEENER Or stole your polio leg braces and made you crawl home Fact is, kids are bullied every day; in school or at the playground And it’s time for these kids to do what’s right. But not by being no little sissy-boy star! By growing Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Demands Refund After Watching Illegal Stream Of Royal Rumble

5 Submitted by on Tue, 29 January 2013, 12:00
  Chicago, Illinois – Avid wrestling fan Dan DeAmonte demanded a refund from WWE following the Royal Rumble pay-per-view despite watching it via an illegal stream online. “I’ve been watching WWE for almost all my life and I never miss a show” said the 29 year old Pizzeria Uno cook and self-described “smark”. “Sure, I don’t actually own a TV Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book: What if … Hulk Hogan never left the AWA? (Part I)

12 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 19:17
Welcome to the Newest Chapter & Incarnation of “Re-Writing the Book” here at the Crap. While I’m fairly certain I’ll never fill the shoes of Jed (I wear a Nike, size 8), I’m here nonetheless. Rumor has it by default. That’s right, Crappers: There are apparently plenty of fans but not enough writers to go around. De Fault; the 2 Continue Reading...
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LIVE Monday Night Raw Coverage 1/28/13

13 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 18:31
  Beginning at 8 PM EST, Justin Henry provides live coverage of WWE Monday Night Raw, and will post the wittiest, most irreverent tweets he receives through the night. Hit him up and follow along with the first Raw on the Road to WrestleMania, as the build to Cena-Rock II: You Only Live Twice takes shape. POSITIVES FROM THE ROYAL Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WrestleMania 29 Card Updated Post-Royal Rumble

18 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 15:47
The WrestleMania 29 card has been officially updated after the tremendous Royal Rumble in Phoenix, Arizona on Sunday night. Let’s take a look at how the card shapes up after a superhuman performance by John Cena in winning the Royal Rumble match. WWE Championship Match John Cena vs. John Cena World Heavyweight Championship Match John Cena vs. John Cena Last Continue Reading...
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BREAKING NEWS: A Moment of Achievement

8 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 13:15
Some of you may know that, for the last couple of years, I’ve lent a hand with the internet’s  oldest wrestling awards, the RSPW Awards. If you’re unfamiliar with them, they were founded in 1990 by a wrestling scribe named Herb Kunze, and run by him until the late 1990s. That’s when Christopher Robin Zimmerman took over (CRZ to people Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jeff Hardy Caught With 100 lbs of ICOPRO

4 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 09:00
Charlotte, North Carolina – Current TNA champion Jeff Hardy was arrested Friday after being caught with 100 lbs of ICOPRO in the trunk of his car. Integrated Conditioning Program, or ICOPRO as it’s known on the streets, is a bodybuilding supplement popular amongst the World Bodybuilding Federation in the early 1990’s. “We noticed that the suspect was traveling at a Continue Reading...
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