Sable loves the water.

And real estate.

Get all the dirt on Sable (and watch her wash it off) in our newest induction!

What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • TNA Welcomes Kcabyr (that's Ryback spelled backwards) To Their Roster
  • Undertaker Drafted to WB Kids; "Looking Forward to Tagging With Scooby Doo," Deadman Notes
  • "Local Competitor" Already More Likeable Than Randy Orton
  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
All The Latest Crap!

Classic Induction: Grunt – The Most Influential Wrestling Movie Ever Made!

10 Submitted by on Mon, 24 June 2013, 09:15
Theatrical Motion Picture, 1985 I have to admit – I was perhaps overexcited at the thought that we were going to dedicate an entire month here at the Crap to wrestling movies. If there’s one thing I love more than horrible wrestling, it’s horrible movies. Tell me we’re watching Schindler’s List tonight, and I will probably pass. Tell me it’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: John Cena punches a lime in his first Fruity Pebbles commercial

8 Submitted by on Mon, 24 June 2013, 00:00
Things I learned from this brief commercial for Fruity Pebbles featuring John Cena: 1. John Cena absolutely hates limes (“Too many limes! Too many limes!”) and will punch any that come anywhere near him while he’s trying to enjoy breakfast. 2. The people at Post knew that just having John Cena appear in the commercial, mug to the camera, and Continue Reading...
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One Night Only – The Return of WrestleCrap Radio!!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 21 June 2013, 16:48
  You asked for it, you got it. For one night only, WrestleCrap Radio is going to rise from the dead! July 6th in Indianapolis, join RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, Don…Don Mason, Stubby, Mike Check, and all your other favorites for a LIVE WrestleCrap Radio taping! Details to come, but make your plans to head to Days of the Dead Continue Reading...
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Headlies: CM Punk To Undergo “Adamantium Skeleton” Procedure

13 Submitted by on Fri, 21 June 2013, 12:00
Chicago, IL – In preparation for his match with Brock Lesnar, WWE wrestler CM Punk will be undergoing an experimental procedure to bond the unbreakable metal alloy Adamantium with his entire skeletal structure. Sporting extra large sideburns, CM Punk said, “Lesnar was a UFC champion, he broke Triple H’s arm, and he even endured the pain of being on a Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: 3 Ninjas on MegaMountain – Featuring Hulk Hogan, Karate Warrior

18 Submitted by on Fri, 21 June 2013, 09:15
Theatrical Motion Picture, 1998 If there was one thing I was disappointed with in the WrestleCrap book, it was the fact that although I spent an entire chapter covering Hulk Hogan’s movie career, I had to cut short pretty much anything past Thunder in Paradise. After all, the book was called “WrestleCrap”, not “HoganMovieCrap” (although, come to think of it, Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Million Dollar Tough Enough: The Male Diva Search

31 Submitted by on Thu, 20 June 2013, 19:00
WWE in 2004 had something of a dearth of new talent, to say the least. The new “stars” on Raw and Smackdown (okay, mostly Smackdown) included such future main-eventers as Kenzo Suzuki, Mark Jindrak, Luther Reigns, Orlando Jordan, and Heidenreich. To fill the depleted roster, WWE held its fourth season of Tough Enough. Unlike the first three seasons of the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mid-80’s WWF and Billy Ocean- two good things that go great together! Plus “Gator” Scott Hall!

8 Submitted by on Thu, 20 June 2013, 08:43
Crapper Pretentious internet Theatre writes: I put it in the comment to the last video, but I think this Billy Ocean one is a little more disturbing. In retrospect, Jesse is likely thanking his lucky stars is wasn’t in it. Mean Gene is so damn coo with those shades. I miss Walkmans. “When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going”! Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF “Superstars Of Wrestling” commercial with creepy song

9 Submitted by on Wed, 19 June 2013, 00:00
This is a 1987 Sky Channel U.K commercial for WWF “Superstars Of Wrestling” featuring The Miami Sound Machine song “Bad Boy” which was a big hit at the time. I want you to really pay attention to the lyrics of the song- especially the verses. Now ask yourself is this was really the most appropriate choice of songs? I mean, Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXII

27 Submitted by on Tue, 18 June 2013, 11:56
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Dolph Ziggler Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H Excited To Completely Ruin Bray Wyatt

17 Submitted by on Tue, 18 June 2013, 10:00
Greenwich, CT – WWE Superstar and COO Triple H has been awake for hours, unable to sleep due to his excitement over totally ruining up-and-coming wrestler Bray Wyatt. Bray Wyatt and the Wyatt Family have been appearing in vignettes for the past few weeks on WWE television to rave reviews from fans and those in the business. Seeing the positive Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Umaga Vs. Kamala in a colossal canibal confrontation!

4 Submitted by on Tue, 18 June 2013, 00:00
Crapper (and moderator) Agent P. posted this in The Craphole and of course I had to share. It’s Umaga Vs. Kamala (ooh, they rhyme!) from Raw in June of 2006. Yes, this actually happened for reasons which are beyond my understanding. Um… It’s a really bad match (like you needed me to tell you that?). I’d rather listen to Kamala Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hawk gets pushed off the TitanTron by Puke/Droz

4 Submitted by on Tue, 18 June 2013, 00:00
Crapper Jackson Adamczak submitted this video and writes: HE’S BEEN MY BROTHER FOR SO LONG! Droz pushing Hawk off the Titantron! Oh yeah, R.D has inducted this one. Hawk’s Wikipedia article explains where this was supposed to go, and it sounds really tasteless and stupid: During the Attitude Era, in which the WWF moved towards a more “adult” product, the Legion Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXII

13 Submitted by on Mon, 17 June 2013, 13:41
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Shawn Michaels impersonates Hulk Hogan, brother!

9 Submitted by on Mon, 17 June 2013, 00:00
Crapper, and Brother Justin Cook took the time to submit this clip, brother. He writes: This is a video of Shawn Michaels doing a Hogan impersonation on a Larry King Live parody. He must of said “brother” more time in that one promo than Hogan did in his entire career. Brother, this still makes me laugh, brother. Thanks for being Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: What?

19 Submitted by on Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:00
Crapper Art0Donnell sent this my way. I hated that this stupid, annoying, nonsensical catchphrase took off, and I hated even more how the WWE shoved it down our throats. And of course, the fans kept chanting it long after Austin stopped using it and stopped appearing on TV. Aggghhhh!...
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Someone Bought This: With the Mark Henry dog collar and dog leash, you too can have The World’s Strongest Dog!

3 Submitted by on Sat, 15 June 2013, 17:00
Crapper Sean writes: So WWEshop is now selling dog collars for your canine friends. The ones they have include The Rock, CM Punk, Miz, and Ryback, but my favorite has to be this one though: The Mark Henry Dog Collar and Leash. Notice that as opposed to a barbel it’s a bone and as opposed to WSM it’s WSD for Continue Reading...
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Meet RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton July 6th!

7 Submitted by on Sat, 15 June 2013, 07:39
  Indianapolis…WrestleCrap walks with the dead again this July 5th -7th at Days Of The Dead!  Meet RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton as they join up once more to do a live radio show, sign autographs, and shill exclusive merchandise.   Stubby will be there too, so who knows what kinds of hijinx will be on tap? We look forward Continue Reading...
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