What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • TNA Welcomes Kcabyr (that's Ryback spelled backwards) To Their Roster
  • Undertaker Drafted to WB Kids; "Looking Forward to Tagging With Scooby Doo," Deadman Notes
  • "Local Competitor" Already More Likeable Than Randy Orton
  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Ultimate Warrior Satin Jacket (resists evil black goo stains)

14 Submitted by on Wed, 03 July 2013, 00:00
“Paying too much for a satin wrestling jacket doesn’t make the world work!!!” I just love the over-the-top quality of the artwork on the back of this thing. You will recall that this is the jacket The Ultimate Warrior was wearing when the evil black goo started coming out of his head thanks to Papa Shango’s voodoo curse. Don’t let Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIV

22 Submitted by on Tue, 02 July 2013, 13:31
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Briscoe Brothers Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Zodiak and Jason the Terrible Promo

9 Submitted by on Tue, 02 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper Paul S. found this… um… interesting promo and writes: From the great white north of Stampede wrestling comes the nefarious Zodiak, dark servant of the elder god “Luke” and his servant Jason “The Terrible” who have come to cause havoc on our heroes. Marvel at this amazing promo. Oh, wow… I’ll give points to Zodiak for having bunches of Continue Reading...
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Rewriting the Book — What If Hulk Hogan Never Left the AWA, Part 7

12 Submitted by on Mon, 01 July 2013, 14:53
Winter, 1989 — WWF It was working. Slowly & steadily, chugging & churning; it was twisting & morphing into something bigger than it was. Vince had been right: Andre was a hit with the kids. Children of all ages were enamored with meeting Fezzik. And the press and general media had gone above & beyond (with no bribes) in promoting Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIV

10 Submitted by on Mon, 01 July 2013, 14:39
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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RD Reynolds Salutes The Original Doink, Matt Osborne

28 Submitted by on Sat, 29 June 2013, 19:23
  I’ve posted on my Facebook about it, but I thought I should hop on here and mention how saddened everyone at WrestleCrap.com is about the passing of Matt Osborne.  It seems ironic that many times folks who don’t really understand what the site is all about think that we must have inducted the wrestling clown, but that was never Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Breaking Point’s “One of a Kind” video featuring RVD

2 Submitted by on Sat, 29 June 2013, 00:00
Crapper E-Squared writes: It wasn’t until about seven years ago that I realized that a video existed for Rob Van Dam’s WWE theme music. It kind of makes me chuckle seeing RVD get into it with the lead singer of Breaking Point and then their conflict culminates in a little drag race. I’ve always liked this song. Thanks, E-Squared!...
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Rewriting the Book: What If Hulk Hogan Never Left the AWA? (Part 7 Update)

10 Submitted by on Fri, 28 June 2013, 15:27
GREETINGS FELLOW CRAPPERS: Though some readers may no longer consider Me a part of the tribe with my frequent absences and vague (unfulfilled) proclamations of future-installment publication dates in My continuing saga here, I promise I have not left you…even if some of you wish I had;) When I miss a self-imposed deadline, I want you all to know that Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 16!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 28 June 2013, 09:46
It’s The RD and Blade Show: Episode 16!  Details on the one-night only WrestleCrap Radio revival!  Live food sampling! A guy who is named after a sandwich!  Discussion of heel Mickie!  And bees!  Bees!  BEEEEEEESSSS!!!...
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It Came From YouTube: HOOTIE HOO! It’s Master P and The No Limit Soldiers! Plus the “Rap Is Crap” music video!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 28 June 2013, 00:00
The West Texas Rednecks try to make peace with Master P and the No Limit Soldiers (who?) by giving them a nice custom-made (!) cowboy hat and to no- one’s surprise they react violently. In their infinite wisdom, WCW booked the rappers as the faces, and the cowboys as the heels… in the south. Yeah… The West Texas Rednecks gimmick Continue Reading...
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Induction: TNA on Family Feud: We asked a hundred has-beens what kind of job they wanted in TNA. No, wait, that was Hulk Hogan.

45 Submitted by on Thu, 27 June 2013, 19:00
Family Feud is no stranger to the world of wrestling. In the past, they have hosted shows featuring performers from the WWF, WCW, GLOW, and even the WBF. Ray Combs, who took over for Richard Dawson, made numerous appearances at WWF events, and 1993’s Survivor Series even featured a “Family Feud Match” between the Hart family and Jerry Lawler’s masked Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Best Of Johnny Polo, and he tours WWF Headquarters!

7 Submitted by on Thu, 27 June 2013, 00:00
Today we have a real treat for you Crappers- A triple-feature of Johnny Polo (Raven) in the WWF in the early 1990’s! The first two videos feature his best work in the WWF; and in the third video, he gives us a guided tour of the the WWF Headquarters (Titan Towers)! Johnny/Raven is absolutely hilarious throughout- especially on commentary with Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Randy Savage raps… with Men On A Mission!

18 Submitted by on Wed, 26 June 2013, 09:47
Crapper Adam Vanderpluym writes: Well I said I’d send you a 1993 Luger related vid once the 4th of July came up and I’ve struck gold. Someone already sent in the sappy Lex Express music video but I got something even ‘better’. The Macho Man and Men on Mission plugging Summerslam 93 with their attempt at rap. It’s as laughably Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIII

14 Submitted by on Tue, 25 June 2013, 11:44
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Stephanie McMahon Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Rob Van Dam To Challenge Ryback For Airbrushed Tights

13 Submitted by on Tue, 25 June 2013, 09:00
North Charleston, NC – Returning Superstar Rob Van Dam issued a challenge to Ryback this past Monday Night on Raw that has sent shockwaves throughout the WWE Universe. “Duder, you can’t be running around in those sweet tights,” said an incredibly laid-back Van Dam. “You’re ganking my style and that is not cool, man. There’s only room for one guy Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIII

25 Submitted by on Mon, 24 June 2013, 12:24
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Grunt – The Most Influential Wrestling Movie Ever Made!

10 Submitted by on Mon, 24 June 2013, 09:15
Theatrical Motion Picture, 1985 I have to admit – I was perhaps overexcited at the thought that we were going to dedicate an entire month here at the Crap to wrestling movies. If there’s one thing I love more than horrible wrestling, it’s horrible movies. Tell me we’re watching Schindler’s List tonight, and I will probably pass. Tell me it’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: John Cena punches a lime in his first Fruity Pebbles commercial

8 Submitted by on Mon, 24 June 2013, 00:00
Things I learned from this brief commercial for Fruity Pebbles featuring John Cena: 1. John Cena absolutely hates limes (“Too many limes! Too many limes!”) and will punch any that come anywhere near him while he’s trying to enjoy breakfast. 2. The people at Post knew that just having John Cena appear in the commercial, mug to the camera, and Continue Reading...
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