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Crappy New Year!

Watch as 1997 Goes Straight Down the Crapper…and Even Stone Cold Steve Austin Can’t Save It!

New Induction!

It’s time to go to war (bonnet), brother!

Hulk Hogan’s Goofy Hat Explained in a New Someone Bought This!

You won’t BEE-lieve how cool this Killer Bees shirt is! It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year for Ryback.

Find out what the Big Guy did for Christmas in Headlies!

A double dose of the greatest Christmas movie ever made…in Mexico!

El Santa Claus is back!

It’s the Christmas and Black Friday Edition of RD & Blade Radio!

Or if you prefer, the “No One Needs More Holiday Depression” Ep!

Merry Christmas, kids!

Bill Goldberg Is Santa Claus!  And He’s Evil!

Wait, isn’t he Jewish?

Whatever.  Our classic Christmas caravan continues!

Kevin Owens is sad.

Cry Owens Cry!

Find out why in a new Headlie!

A movie so terrible WWE Studios had to remake it!

And we’re inducting both of them!

Jingle All the Way…if you dare!

Because you asked for it…it’s back!

The Christmas Induction Classic…The Star Wars Holiday Special!

Like Pac-Man? How about Santa Claus?

You’ll hate them both after reading this classic induction!

The time is nearly here for TNA to invade Destination America!

Get the latest scoopz here at WrestleCrap.com!

Think last week’s Slammys kinda sucked?

Then journey back to 1997…Todd Pettengill awaits!

NEW INDUCTION!

How can you make cookies even better? With the WWF cookie cutters! They’re the all new Someone Bought This!

Buff Bagwell is greased up and ready to go!

Remember Skinemax? If so, this induction is for you!

WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds in Piper’s Pit!

Not a joke, not a gag – it’s true!

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CYBER MANIA!!!

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It’s the biggest return in wrestling history!

ICP is back in WWE in an all-new Headlie!

RD & Blade Celebrate NINE YEARS of podcasting together!

From WrestleCrap Radio’s Humble Beginnings, we arrive here.  And trust us, you NEED to listen!

The Godfather’s shirt is edgy… and stupid. And it’s an all new Someone Bought This!

A WWF Thanksgiving Tradition is Inducted: The Karate Fighters Tournaments!

RD and Art join forces for their first ever joint induction!

Rusev has his eyes set on the Great White North’s greatest championship!

 

Read all about it in Headlies!

Kurt Angle and…Jenna Morasca???!!!!

Yes, it’s End Game…and it’s our Newest Induction!

Notice anything different about Summer Rae?

No one else does.

Read all about it in a new Headlie!

The bird is the word for Crush (“jailbird”, that is!) in an all new induction!

Vince Russo interviews RD Reynolds…and yes, it’s all about the Death of WCW.

Be forewarned…it’s an absolute BLOOD BATH.

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WRESTLECRAP 2012 GIFT GUIDE!

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WRESTLECRAP 2012 GIFT GUIDE! Text by “The Big Cheese” Paul Kraft & RD Reynolds – Submit Your Requests Here! Perhaps like many of us, the mad dash to the Christmas finish line has you, as a parent of a WWE loving child, completely stressed out, unsure of what to purchase. NO PROBLEM! At WrestleCrap, we got ya covered with our handy dandy Christmas gift guide! Continue Reading...
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Roddy Piper Christmas Carols

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He’s come to drink egg nog and make a spectacle of the holidays as usual…and he’s all out of egg nog. Here’s a very creepy Rowdy Roddy Piper belting out “The 12 Days Of Christmas,” easily his best diddy since “I’m Your Man.” Happy holidays!!!...
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Headlies: VINCE MCMAHON ENCOURAGING TALENTS TO CHRISTMAS CAROL VIA TOUT / CHRISTIAN OFFENDED BY HOILDAY SIGN AT TARGET

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here VINCE MCMAHON ENCOURAGING TALENTS TO CHRISTMAS CAROL VIA TOUT By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – WWE’s investment in the social media microblogging service Tout has been widely panned by viewers of the company’s television product, due to perceived abuse of its product placement. Now, the infatuation with Tout has Continue Reading...
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Headlies: NICK FURY ROLLS EYE AT WWE’S VERSION OF SHIELD

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here NICK FURY ROLLS EYE AT WWE’S VERSION OF SHIELD By RD Reynolds Lafayette, LA – The crowd at tonight’s WWE Raw taping had a most unexpected visitor: Director of SHIELD, Nick Fury. Best known to the world as the man who was the brains behind the formation of the superhero group Continue Reading...
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Headlies: FIGHTER HAYABUSA, WCW MASTER MIFFED OVER DELETED SCENES FROM WRECK-IT RALPH

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here FIGHTER HAYABUSA, WCW MASTER MIFFED OVER DELETED SCENES FROM WRECK-IT RALPH By Justin Henry Burbank, CA – Disney’s latest animated offering, Wreck-It Ralph, is the story of a video game villain who dreams of finally becoming a hero. Several video game heroes and villains make appearances in a movie Continue Reading...
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Headlies: RYBACK TO DISPEL GOLDBERG COMPARISONS BY EATING PORK, BURNING BILLY JOEL CD COLLECTION

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here RYBACK TO DISPEL GOLDBERG COMPARISONS BY EATING PORK, BURNING BILLY JOEL CD COLLECTION By Justin Henry Las Vegas – Despite the proliferation of “FEED. ME. MORE” chants echoing through WWE venues, there are still those who mock rising WWE superstar Ryback with “GOLD-BERG” chants, in light of his physical Continue Reading...
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Headlies: VINCE MCMAHON TO BEGIN BREAKING INTO HOMES, FORCE EVERYONE TO PUT ON RAW

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here VINCE MCMAHON TO BEGIN BREAKING INTO HOMES, FORCE EVERYONE TO PUT ON RAW By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – After the October 1 edition of Monday Night Raw scored an abysmal 2.5 rating, especially compared to Monday Night Football’s 6.8, things have gotten tense at Titan Tower. WWE CEO Continue Reading...
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Headlies: DANNY DAVIS, DAVE HEBNER DISAGREE ON TOUCHDOWN IN PACKERS-SEAHAWKS GAME

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here DANNY DAVIS, DAVE HEBNER DISAGREE ON TOUCHDOWN IN PACKERS-SEAHAWKS GAME By RD Reynolds Seattle, WA – The Seahawks defeated the Packers on Monday Night Football, 14-12, but the game will be remembered for its controversial ending in which replacement referee Danny Davis awarded a touchdown on a last-ditch pass Continue Reading...
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Headlies: SHEAMUS, ALBERTO DEL RIO WILL END 31-YEAR FEUD THIS SUNDAY

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here SHEAMUS, ALBERTO DEL RIO WILL END 31-YEAR FEUD THIS SUNDAY By RD Reynolds Boston – After beginning their World Heavyweight Championship feud in the fall of 1981, champion Sheamus and forever-challenger Alberto Del Rio will settle the score at Night of Champions this Sunday in Beantown. Although WWE customarily Continue Reading...
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Headlies: MAN WHO “ALMOST NEVER” WATCHES WWE OVERJOYED FOOTBALL SEASON IS STARTING

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here MAN WHO “ALMOST NEVER” WATCHES WWE OVERJOYED FOOTBALL SEASON IS STARTING By RD Reynolds Knoxville, TN – The end of summer has long been viewed by WWE with considerable sadness, as the return of the NFL and the long-standing Monday Night Football inevitably takes a bite out of Raw’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: NEXT WWE TAG TEAM TO EXPERIENCE UNNECESSARY SPLIT WILL BE DETERMINED BY RANDOM DRAW

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here NEXT WWE TAG TEAM TO EXPERIENCE UNNECESSARY SPLIT WILL BE DETERMINED BY RANDOM DRAW By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – With four tag teams receiving regular gasps of air time in World Wrestling Entertainment these days (Kofi Kingston/R-Truth, The Prime Time Players, Epico and Primo, and The Usos), many Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AW WENT “TOO FAR” SAYS WWE AMBASSADOR CHARLIE SHEEN

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here AW WENT “TOO FAR” SAYS WWE AMBASSADOR CHARLIE SHEEN By Justin Henry Los Angeles – Star of television and film Charlie Sheen recently signed on with World Wrestling Entertainment to serve as the company’s “social media ambassador”, and has wasted no time in lauding his new employer for their Continue Reading...
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Headlies: SOMEONE’S HAGGARD, DECREPIT GRANDPA SAYS MEAN THINGS ABOUT EDDIE GUERRERO

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here SOMEONE’S HAGGARD, DECREPIT GRANDPA SAYS MEAN THINGS ABOUT EDDIE GUERRERO By Justin Henry Ponce Inlet, FL – An elderly, crippled, and mostly useless resident of Lush Meadows Nursing Home has gone on a controversial tangent about deceased professional wrestler Eddie Guerrero. The gentleman, identified only as “Kevin”, has been Continue Reading...
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Headlies: STIFLED CM PUNK TELLS FANS HE WANTS TO START SEEING OTHER FANS

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here STIFLED CM PUNK TELLS FANS HE WANTS TO START SEEING OTHER FANS By Justin Henry Chicago – WWE Champion CM Punk has undergone many changes over the past year. Since his ascent to the top of World Wrestling Entertainment, in the process becoming WWE Champion for a sustained period Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA’S FORTUNES TURN WITH BOARDROOM SUGGESTION: “HEY, WHAT IF WE PUT ON A GOOD PRODUCT?”

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here TNA’S FORTUNES TURN WITH BOARDROOM SUGGESTION: “HEY, WHAT IF WE PUT ON A GOOD PRODUCT?” By Justin Henry Orlando, FL – After several years of being almost universally regarded as “a poor man’s WWE” and “a lousy excuse for a wrestling product that borders on aesthetically abusive”, Total Non-Stop Continue Reading...
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Headlies: LISTENER “ALMOST CERTAIN” THAT RD REYNOLDS AND BLADE BRAXTON VOICED OTHER WRESTLECRAP RADIO CHARACTERS

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Text by Justin Henry and RD Reynolds; RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here LISTENER “ALMOST CERTAIN” THAT RD REYNOLDS AND BLADE BRAXTON VOICED OTHER WRESTLECRAP RADIO CHARACTERS By RD Reynolds Indianapolis, IN – With the world in tears as the legendary WrestleCrap Radio posts its final show this weekend, one of the twelve listeners has made a wild accusation, claiming the characters on Continue Reading...
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Headlies: SOON TO BE UNEMPLOYED, DIVORCED MAN STILL LAUGHING ABOUT GOAT FACE COMMENT

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Text by Justin Henry and RD Reynolds; RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here SOON TO BE UNEMPLOYED, DIVORCED MAN STILL LAUGHING ABOUT GOAT FACE COMMENT By Justin Henry Springfield, IL – Todd Haney was a man who seemingly had it all. A good job, a beautiful wife, and the respect and admiration of his neighbors. But all that changed on June 11, as Continue Reading...
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Headlies: DOLPH ZIGGLER TO RELEASE EXERCISE VIDEO CONSISTING OF AWKWARDLY PAINFUL FALLS

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Text by Justin Henry and RD Reynolds; RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here DOLPH ZIGGLER TO RELEASE EXERCISE VIDEO CONSISTING OF AWKWARDLY PAINFUL FALLS By Justin Henry Hollywood, FL – Hoping to become the next crossover star out of World Wrestling Entertainment, upstart Dolph Ziggler is in the process of marketing an exercise video to fans worldwide. The 31-year-old breakout star is very Continue Reading...
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Headlies: POLL: 78% OF AMERICA’S CHILDREN WON’T ALLOW THEIR PARENTS TO WATCH WWE

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Text by Justin Henry and RD Reynolds; RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here POLL: 78% OF AMERICA’S CHILDREN WON’T ALLOW THEIR PARENTS TO WATCH WWE By Justin Henry Loudonville, NY – The Siena Research Institute recently conducted a survey of more than 12,000 American children between the ages of 9 and 14, regarding WWE programming, and whether or not they find it safe Continue Reading...
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Headlies: SIR MO AWAITS PHONE CALL FROM TNA, “THRILLED” ABOUT ELEVATION TO KING

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Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here SIR MO AWAITS PHONE CALL FROM TNA, “THRILLED” ABOUT ELEVATION TO KING By RD Reynolds Westminster, SC – Dixie Carter and Impact Wrestling stunned the sports entertainment world today by announcing the signing of King Mo, the first-ever Continue Reading...
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Headlies: ERIC BISCHOFF TOUTS TNA’S RATINGS VICTORIES OVER UHF STATION IN IDAHO AS “PROOF OF TNA’S DOMINANCE”

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Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here ERIC BISCHOFF TOUTS TNA’S RATINGS VICTORIES OVER UHF STATION IN IDAHO AS “PROOF OF TNA’S DOMINANCE” By Justin Henry Orlando, FL – TNA Impact Wrestling rarely scores a Nielsen rating above 1.2 these days, but that hasn’t Continue Reading...
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Headlies: BROCK LESNAR REDISCOVERED PASSION FOR PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING AFTER GETTING ASS HANDED TO HIM IN LAST UFC FIGHT

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Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here BROCK LESNAR REDISCOVERED PASSION FOR PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING AFTER GETTING ASS HANDED TO HIM IN LAST UFC FIGHT By Justin Henry Webster, SD – Shockwaves are still being felt throughout the wrestling business, after Brock Lesnar’s electrifying return Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE TO POSTHUMOUSLY INDUCT MATT HARDY INTO HALL OF FAME

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Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here WWE TO POSTHUMOUSLY INDUCT MATT HARDY INTO HALL OF FAME By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – Despite the notion that World Wrestling Entertainment was set having six separate inductions for the 2012 Hall of Fame class, an Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AIR BOOM TO OFFICIALLY DIVORCE, FIGHT FOR CUSTODY OF BREATH-TAKING OFFENSIVE MOVES THAT WILL ONLY GET YOU SO FAR IN WWE

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Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here AIR BOOM TO OFFICIALLY DIVORCE, FIGHT FOR CUSTODY OF BREATH-TAKING OFFENSIVE MOVES THAT WILL ONLY GET YOU SO FAR IN WWE By Justin Henry New York, NY – After five months of bliss, followed by two months Continue Reading...
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Headlies: COMPLETELY CONFIDENT, SELF-ASSURED VINCE MCMAHON STIFLES TEARS OF ANGER UPON LEARNING THIS WEEK’S RAW RATING

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Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here COMPLETELY CONFIDENT, SELF-ASSURED VINCE MCMAHON STIFLES TEARS OF ANGER UPON LEARNING THIS WEEK’S RAW RATING By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – The February 27, 2012 edition of Monday Night Raw scored a 3.1 Nielsen rating, considered to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WIFE CONCERNED ABOUT HUSBAND’S OBSESSION WITH SHAWN MICHAELS/TRIPLE H FANFICTION

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Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here WIFE CONCERNED ABOUT HUSBAND’S OBSESSION WITH SHAWN MICHAELS/TRIPLE H FANFICTION By RD Reynolds Poughkeepsie, NY – Patti and Frank Newsome have been the epitome of a true American marriage. Together for fifteen years, the two have been Continue Reading...
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Headlies: MOTHER OF CURT HAWKINS DISTRESSED, CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S LETTING HIS CLARINET-PLAYING SKILLS GO TO WASTE

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Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here MOTHER OF CURT HAWKINS DISTRESSED, CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S LETTING HIS CLARINET-PLAYING SKILLS GO TO WASTE By Justin Henry Queens, NY – For the mother of WWE wrestler Curt Hawkins, her son’s lack of progress in the largest Continue Reading...
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Headlies: MAN WHO BUYS DOLPH ZIGGLER’S TIGHTS OFF WWE AUCTION SITE “CANNOT FATHOM” INABILITY TO GET LAID

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Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here MAN WHO BUYS DOLPH ZIGGLER’S TIGHTS OFF WWE AUCTION SITE “CANNOT FATHOM” INABILITY TO GET LAID By Justin Henry Brigantine, NJ – For 23 year old Damon Belskie, his $1700 purchase of tights worn by a WWE Continue Reading...
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Headlies: JEAN-PIERRE LAFITTE SHOOTS OTHER EYE OUT WITH RED RYDER BB GUN / VINCE MCMAHON ENROLLS DANIEL BRYAN IN JELLY-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB IN LIEU OF BONUS

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Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here JEAN-PIERRE LAFITTE SHOOTS OTHER EYE OUT WITH RED RYDER BB GUN By Justin Henry Hohman, IN – Professional wrestler/freelance pirate Jean-Pierre Lafitte had wanted a Red Ryder BB gun his entire life. Despite many Christmases of asking Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE ADDS “FIVE MINUTE TIME LIMIT” TO RAW MATCHES TO “HEIGHTEN DRAMA”

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Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here WWE ADDS “FIVE MINUTE TIME LIMIT” TO RAW MATCHES TO “HEIGHTEN DRAMA” By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – To add a sense of drama and tension to the otherwise compact matches on WWE Monday Night Raw, World Continue Reading...
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