Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week VII

23 Submitted by on Fri, 01 March 2013, 12:58
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Jerry Lawler Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: The Mexicools – Because Nothing is More Mexican – Or Cooler – Than Riding a Lawnmower

4 Submitted by on Fri, 01 March 2013, 10:15
WWE, 2005  Text by Sean Carless   Did you know that a huge part of WWE’s, and in particular, Smackdown’s success over the past few years has been due to the hispanic audience they’ve been able to capture. (Observer stat.) This is primarily due to the popularity of Rey Mysterio, of course, so it only made sense the company would attempt Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Governor: Did This Angle Suck? You Betcha!

30 Submitted by on Thu, 28 February 2013, 20:00
The 2008 election between Barack Obama and John McCain was literally the most important U.S. Presidential election in nearly four years. While Barack Obama won the vote, the campaign saw a new breakout political star by the name of Sarah Palin, who either nearly won or cost the election for McCain, depending on whom you ask. The Alaska governor, who Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week VII

5 Submitted by on Thu, 28 February 2013, 13:41
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
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Eric Gargiulo Answers….The Count of 10

2 Submitted by on Thu, 28 February 2013, 13:00
  Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions.   This week, the Count of 10 welcomes Eric Gargiulo. While Eric may not be known on a global scale, he’s had quite an interesting career. Though trained Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: 14″ Edge

9 Submitted by on Thu, 28 February 2013, 09:00
14″ (Well Endowed) Edge Figure Blade: I’m sure that most Crappers have at one time in their life owned a wrestling action figure. But what’s a fan to do if Jakks decides to never make one of your favorite wrestler? Well, then it’s time to break out the clay and paint and customize one. For instance, RD has a custom-made Continue Reading...
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Vince Takes Bruno Sammartino Around the Locker Room

11 Submitted by on Wed, 27 February 2013, 21:13
(Backstage, at Old School Raw on March 4) I gotta admit, I never thought we’d be here, side by side, on good terms once more. Yes, yes, it is certainly strange, but I must admit that it’s a good feeling, such that things have come full circle in a very positive way. A very persuasive man married your little Stephanie, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF/WWE “With Authority!” online collectable card game

13 Submitted by on Wed, 27 February 2013, 15:59
This is the WWF/WWE “With Authority!” online collectable card game which came out in 2001. Here’s what the official website looked like in the Spring of 2001.  Apparently the game wasn’t popular enough to stay around more than a few years but a small core group of fans are still playing it. I guess the concept sounds like fun, but… I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Sexy Jeff Jarrett

3 Submitted by on Wed, 27 February 2013, 09:00
Figured I’d do one for the ladies this week. This week’s video features two old CWA commercials from back in the day. The first commercial is just your average ninety-second 1980’s wrestling VHS tape offer. But the second, whoo ladies, get ready to have an orgasm. Yes, you can order a poster of Jeff Jarrett trying his best to be Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 9

2 Submitted by on Tue, 26 February 2013, 19:16
RD and Blade 9: The Only Show That Could Have Julia Child, Carrie Fisher Breast Feeding, Vanilly Crunch, and a Smattering of Wrestling News!  Click HERE to Listen!  ...
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Rewriting the Book: What If…Hulk Hogan Never Left the AWA? (Part IV, Interrupted, but for Something Good This Time)

4 Submitted by on Tue, 26 February 2013, 15:11
As many readers know: illnesses, strokes, cancer & deaths have wreaked havoc in my family’s life over the last few weeks. However, through all the misery, something wonderful finally happened: On Monday, my fiancee’s daughter gave birth to a healthy baby boy. We are taking time to enjoy this precious gift and I will continue with a much longer-than-usual entry Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mr. Perfect shares his gum and Bobby Heenan is bored

6 Submitted by on Tue, 26 February 2013, 13:38
From WWF Monday Night Raw in 1993; Mr. Perfect shares his gum with the fat, middle-aged Raw ring girl (and she seems to really enjoy it- ewww!). Meanwhile, Bobby Heenan is so bored by Raw that he decides to watch The Weather Channel (amongst other things). Geez… How bad is Raw when ever a member of your announce team doesn’t Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Prisoners of Cobb County, GA Jail Fear Big Boss Man’s Ghost

6 Submitted by on Tue, 26 February 2013, 10:00
Since September of 2004, prisoners in the Cobb County, Georgia Jail have had a difficult time eating, sleeping & serving their hard time. Though the guards disagree over why, the prisoners are quite sure as to the cause of their collective insomnia & other troubles: a spectre they have dubbed The Big Boss Man’s Ghost. “He still makes you walk Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Dave Batista Cereal

3 Submitted by on Tue, 26 February 2013, 09:00
Batista Cereals Com Chocolate! Mark Cardoso writes: “From Azores, Portugal comes the WWE Batista Flakes. A cereal some unknown that Big Dave himself chuckled at it when I brought it to him to be autographed.”   RD: “Dave may be laughing, but as for myself, I am somewhat scarred, perhaps irreparably and for life. After all, is it just me, Continue Reading...
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WWE Monday Night Raw 2/25/13 Live Coverage

20 Submitted by on Mon, 25 February 2013, 19:37
  Tweet along with Justin Henry and he’ll post your wittiest comments within! 7:34: Hoping the Glenn Beck crap is relegated to the dark match. We won’t be so lucky. Our luck is so bad, we’re envying anyone that’s ever died in a John Carl Beuchler movie, particularly the poor souls in the Hatchet series. 8:01: WWE at least has the Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 02-23-13

8 Submitted by on Mon, 25 February 2013, 10:15
  With the last few weeks of this show not being the fun gooffest it once was, I pondered going back into the archives and reviewing an older show.  That was until the narrator told me that this week was going to be, and I quote, “exhilarating.” EXHILARATING! Let’s find out if that’s a fact, or just another total line Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: MuscleRock Madness (Or As We Like to Call It, The Van Hammer Memorial Show)

15 Submitted by on Mon, 25 February 2013, 09:00
IWF Video, 1989 Tape submitted by Mike Siraco As you’ve probably surmised, here at WrestleCrap HQ, we have a rather substantial tape collection. There’s probably over 600 or so VHS (and believe it or not, probably 60+ Betas!) cassettes cluttering up the office, spilling out of shelving units, closets, boxes, and whatever other type of storage contraption I can find. Continue Reading...
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Blue Bar Cage 2/24/13: The Need to Push the Easy Button

13 Submitted by on Sun, 24 February 2013, 13:00
The Need to Push the Easy Button by Justin Henry On the surface, it seems as though Jack Swagger will survive his brush with Johnny Law unscathed. In spite of being the subject of more ganja-related jokes than Cheech and Chong’s roast, the sentiment that this “Real American” blew the opportunity of a lifetime is dissipating quicker than his stash Continue Reading...
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