Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

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Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

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Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

Zack Ryder in a Wrestlemania match?

He’s about to get ‘Swerved’ in Headlies.

Hottest WrestleMania NEWZ is right here at WrestleCrap!

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Think the build to this year’s WrestleMania stinks?

You ain’t seen nothing!

WrestleMania 31’s IC Title Chase…INDUCTED!

Vince McMahon will do anything to make sure Roman Reigns has a memorable Wrestlemania entrance.

You can and you will read about it in Headlies!

Sting is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame…

…and his Guard Bird is being inducted at WrestleCrap!

CAW CAW!!!

Sami Zayn’s role at Wrestlemania revealed!

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Five Simple Words:  “They Are Fighting Over Shampoo.”

Two More Simple Words: “New Induction!”

Kevin Owens sure looks comfy.

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Want to watch Vince McMahon choke his daughter and pie face his wife?

Me neither.

But I did, so it’s your latest NEW Induction!

Shane McMahon is back and he’s ready for another invasion.

Head on over to Headlies to find out how he’ll make an “Impact” at Wrestlemania.

Look at the pic to the left. Does this look like it’s a good idea?

Of course not.

Buff Bagwell Boxes Roddy Piper…NEW INDUCTION!

Will Chris Jericho never eeeeevvvverrrrr wear a shirt again?

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It’s the other realm match of the century: Billy Gunn vs. Sabrina The Teenage Witch!

NEW INDUCTION!

Featuring a run-in by the voice of the Stunt Granny guy!

Want to let your sweetie know how you feel, but don’t know how?

Headlies has the answer. Believe that!

The worst storyline of 2015 is here!

The Gooker Award Winning Lana-Dolph-Rusev-Summer love trapezoid!

Think AJ Styles is an all-American boy?

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It may not have won the 2015 Gooker…but it was just 17 votes away!

The DIVAS REVOLUTION!

NEW INDUCTION!

A HUGE match had been announced for Wrestlemania!

Find out what two longtime rivals will be facing off in Headlies!

How many WrestleCrap inductees can you cram into one Royal Rumble?

Find out in our newest induction!

No one was expecting this surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble!

Find out who (or what) it was in Headlies!

Time to announce the “Winner” of the 2015 Gooker Award!

And the voting was so close that no one knows who won…until now!

Yodelayheehoo!

Antonio Cesaro Yodels for…well…No One’s Enjoyment!

NEW INDUCTION!

REVEALED!  The Reason Why James Storm Returned to TNA-Impact Wrestling!

Only at WrestleCrap!

Only in Headlies!

It’s the Slammys, hosted by Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand!

Somehow It’s Even Worse than You Can Imagine!

NEW INDUCTION!

The Legendary Bill Apter Joins WrestleCrap Radio!

Who Were Real People at PWI? Did Bill Invent Apartment Wrestling?

Find out by clicking here!

Going to jail wasn’t all bad for Vince. He got to meet an old friend while in the slammer.

Find out who got all choked up in Headlies!

It’s a Superkick Party with The Young Bucks and Good Ol’ JR is invited!

Find out if Jim Ross is still “Too Sweet” in Headlies

WrestleCrap.com is devastated at the passing of Harry Simon.

You will be missed.

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It’s the lump of coal nobody wants, but everyone gets.

The Annual WrestleCrap Radio Christmas Show is Here!

Has Dixie Carter been a good girl this year?

Hop onto Santa’s lap and find out in Headlies!

Great Scott!

It’s a Back to the Future Christmas!

And it absolutely sucks!

NEW INDUCTION!!

Turd Up!

K-Fed Has Arrived at WrestleCrap in a New Induction!

WWE has found the reason why ratings are in the basement: lack of Mike Adamle!

Find out how Vince and company are trying to woo back the Ad-Man in an all-new Headlie!

Look at that image.  Does this look like a GOOD Christmas movie?

Of course not.  That’s why we’re inducting it!

Christmas Bounty is at WrestleCrap.com!

Bad News Brown Has a Surprise for Jake Roberts:

MUTANT HARLEM SEWER RATS!

NEW INDUCTION!

  • Shane McMahon Running Raw Tonight; Company Laughs, Snorting, "What, You Guys Take Storylines Seriously?"
  • Wrestlemania 33 to be 25 Hours Long
  • Zack Ryder 1-0 at Mania, Plans on Challenging for Undertaker Streak
  • Vince McMahon Planning on Repackaging "That NXT Nakamoto Guy" as Hakushi Jr.
  • NXT TakeOver Dallas To Include Keg Carrying Competition
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It Came From YouTube: The Rock appears on Star Trek: Voyager

4 Submitted by on Fri, 31 May 2013, 18:55
The Rock and others talk about his guest appearance on Star Trek: Voyager. He played (what else?) a super-strong alien. Both Smackdown! and Star Trek: Voyager were on UPN at the time; hence the cross-promotion; in case you were wondering why this was happening… You can read more about The Rock’s appearance on the show in his Memory Alpha Star Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Remembers It’s Thursday, Still Doesn’t Watch TNA

12 Submitted by on Fri, 31 May 2013, 10:30
Pittsburgh, PA – At 9:18 pm yesterday, lifetime wrestling fan Robert Turcotte suddenly remembered that it was in fact Thursday night and that TNA Impact Wrestling was airing at that very moment. Despite his realization, Turcotte still managed to not watch the program. “I love wrestling. Always have, always will,” said the 33 year old Data Entry Specialist. “Whenever I Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Big Show’s Poop Problem – Sometimes These Things Just Write Themselves

14 Submitted by on Fri, 31 May 2013, 09:15
WWE, 2003 There are times when working on this site just isn’t fun. Times when, as I look at the calendar, I realize that our new monthly deadline for new inductions is fast approaching, and I scramble to come up with ideas to present to you, my fellow Crappers. Times when, following a long day at my “real job”, I’d Continue Reading...
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Induction: Donald Trump buys Raw: Dropped almost as fast as WWE’s stock

48 Submitted by on Thu, 30 May 2013, 19:00
WWE, 2009 I have never understood Donald Trump’s involvement in wrestling. He is always presented as a face counterpart to Vince McMahon’s evil billionaire character, but the facts tell a different, much darker story. While the wrestling persona Mr. McMahon once made Trish Stratus strip and bark like a dog on television, the real-life Donald Trump once tried to demolish Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Stand Up for WWE’s propaganda). Or just watch us mock Vince. Whichever…

14 Submitted by on Thu, 30 May 2013, 00:00
In late 2010, Linda McMahon was running for the U.S Senate. She was attacked for WWE’s past business and ethical scandals, and especially for some of the controversial story lines they portrayed on-screen (IE: Objectifying women, Satanism, Attempted murder, and so on). Much of the controversial on-air material was from The Attitude Era which had taken place several years before. Linda’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Roddy Piper and Capt. Lou Albano on Hollywood Squares (including a musical number!)

5 Submitted by on Wed, 29 May 2013, 18:57
Crapper Little Louie P (AKA: The Doctor Of Style) found this and writes: To promote their new movie, Wrestlecrap inductee Body Slam, Capt. Lou & Roddy Piper tagged up to serve as one of the squares on game show Hollywood Squares. The contestant wisely ignored the advice they gave her. Most amazing is the credibility-shedding Shirley Temple musical number (and Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIX

10 Submitted by on Tue, 28 May 2013, 13:12
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Triple H Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIX

14 Submitted by on Mon, 27 May 2013, 12:36
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: RVD Utterly Confused By His Appearance On Raw

8 Submitted by on Mon, 27 May 2013, 07:00
Los Angeles, CA – Former WWE and TNA Superstar Rob Van Dam was utterly confused while watching the Paul Heyman segment on Monday Night Raw last week. When Paul Heyman revealed his newest client was the son of Mr. Perfect, Curt Axel, RVD stared at his television for several minutes in confused silence. After several years wrestling in TNA, many Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Run-D.M.C ruins D-Generation X’s theme music

13 Submitted by on Sun, 26 May 2013, 22:14
Crapper E-Squared submitted this video and writes: Around the time the “WWF Aggression” compilation CD came out, Run-DMC came out with a video for their song “The Kings” which was DX’s theme song for a brief period. I noticed Triple H, Stephanie and Tori walking in the video, but I wonder why the Hardys were in this video. I hated, Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Das Wunderberlyn – Never Replace a Crappy Gimmick with a Crappier Gimmick

24 Submitted by on Sun, 26 May 2013, 17:05
WCW, For A Whole Bunch of Years You know the only thing worse than having a horrible gimmick? Getting rid of that horrible gimmick, then being stuck with something just as bad. It’s funny, because when I originally typed that sentence above, I wrote “with something even worse.” Yet when I think about the focal point of today’s induction, I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Smells Like Hobo Spirit (the DDP mix)

5 Submitted by on Sun, 26 May 2013, 00:00
Thrill as Blade absolutely murders one of my all-time favorite songs- Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” after R.D and Blade discuss it’s similarities to Diamond Dallas Page’s theme music.  Thanks a load, Mr. Brakestown! The ironic thing about this is that Nirvana’s song is really just a ripoff of Boston’s “More Than A Feeling” to begin with. So DDP’s theme music is Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Monday Nitro Golf Shirt

12 Submitted by on Sat, 25 May 2013, 23:14
While cruising around The Internet Archives’ Wayback Machine, I came across the WCWwrestling.com store as it appeared in 1997. It featured this WCW Monday Nitro Golf polo shirt. Look; I know Golf shirts and clothes in general have a reputation for being pretty ugly, but this is particularly bad. It looks like some kind of funky, awful Neapolitan ice cream with that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Disco Inferno’s Disco Duck

3 Submitted by on Sat, 25 May 2013, 22:54
Crapper Cameron Archer submitted this video and writes: Submitted entirely for the Disqo Duck, although I believe this is when Disco Inferno (sorry, DISQO in his hip-hop phase) and Alex Wright solidified the Boogie Knights team. Also, how is that chairshot near the top of the ladder effective? I know there are people on the bottom and sandwiched between it…wait, I’m Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bret Hart in a rap video

6 Submitted by on Sat, 25 May 2013, 15:11
Crapper E-Squared sent this music video in and writes: This music video consists of two songs from Canadian rap group, Rascalz. Cut to 1:55 for “Sharpshooter” and you will see Bret Hart appear. He had his “Best there is” quote in the song. A little sidenote, this song was also on the soundtrack to “Hitman Hart: Wrestling With Shadows.” Well… Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book: What if … Bret Hart left WWF on good terms in 1997? (Part I)

10 Submitted by on Fri, 24 May 2013, 19:55
Rewriting the Book By C.G. Scum   “What if Bret Hart left the WWF on “agreeable” terms in November of 1997 as he headed off to WCW?”   Part I   Without question, one of the most talked about and debated incidents in the history of professional wrestling is the now infamous “Montreal Screwjob,” which took place during the WWF Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Gremlins face their biggest challenge yet, brother!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 24 May 2013, 14:17
Crapper Sean Bateman sent this in and writes: Hogan is a god awful sequel that Vince didn’t have his name as Executive Producer? Get Mrs. Deal on the phone!!!! Um, Mrs. Deal? Anyway, I love Gremlins 2 even more than the first one. It’s such cheesy fun. The VHS version doesn’t feature this Hogan scene (because it wouldn’t make sense Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Coliseum Video t-shirt from Barber Shop Window

4 Submitted by on Fri, 24 May 2013, 11:13
Our good buddies and good pals at Barber Shop Window have all sorts of funny, creative, and unique wrestling-related t-shirts, but this Coliseum Video t-shirt in particular caught my attention. How cool (and nerdy) is that? I just love how obscure it is because a good 99% of the people who see you wearing it will have no idea what Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Stone Cold Steve Austin and D-Lo Brown 1-800-COLLECT commercial

14 Submitted by on Thu, 23 May 2013, 22:42
Crapper Paul S. submitted this commercial and writes: I don’t know if you ever did this one. I love that the whole premise of the commercial is built around Austin being unprofessional in the ring. Oh yeah and remember what life was like before everyone had mobile phones, and having to awkwardly spell 1-800-Collect on a payphone was actually a Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Konnan’s stupid music video, and Disco Inferno’s response

11 Submitted by on Thu, 23 May 2013, 12:13
In January of 1999, Konnan (AKA: Konan, AKA: K-Dawg, AKA: The Wannabe Gangsta) debuted his stupid “Bow Wow Wow” video on WCW Monday Nitro to promote the WCW Mayhem: The Music album which featured the song. It featured rapper “Mad One” (who?). They played it over and over and over and over again in the following weeks. Thankfully, Disco Inferno responded with Continue Reading...
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