Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

Cena vs. Cole!

Dave Meltzer may have given it *****, but we sure didn’t!

(And no, Dave did not give it *****.  But we gave it a NEW Induction!)

The very first WWF video game ever is inducted…

…and we bet you don’t know what it actually is!

Up is down, black is white, and losses now count as wins according to Vince McMahon.

Fall down the rabbit hole into this week’s Headlie.

It’s everyone’s favorite Attitude-era medical technician named after the wife of a US President!

Barbara Bush…INDUCTED!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened to hear of the passing of Joanie “Chyna” Laurer.

For details, please click through.

When The Authority left for vacation, they thought they remembered to bring everything.

They were wrong.

Dance on over to Headlies to find out what they forgot.

 

A Million Dollar Doink and a Cross-Eyed Warrior!

Where is Randy Savage to Give Us an “OH YEAH”?

The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 1990s…INDUCTED!

Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

  • PopTV to Replace Impact with Commercials for Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute; "Hauntingly Beautiful" Reps Note
  • Lesner's Plan to Defeat UFC 200 Foe: Infuriate Him By Repeatedly Calling Him "Mike", Not "Mark"
  • RUMOR: Brock Lesnar Opponent at UFC to Be Ken Shamrock. Or Maybe Kama. Tank Abbot, Perhaps.
  • Matt and Jeff Hardy Shockingly Found To Be In Condition To Work
  • Goldberg Added to WWE 2K17, "Ability to Remove Goldust Wig" To Be Future DLC
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Induction: Raw is Aldrin: The Eagle has landed in Wrestlecrap

50 Submitted by on Thu, 04 July 2013, 19:00
May 17th, 2010’s Monday Night Raw may have been the most historically significant ever. I don’t mean wrestling history here, either; I mean history history. This was the night that Raw was hosted by Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin, second man to step foot on the moon. And really, like the Royal Rumble, that’s pretty much the same as being number one. Continue Reading...
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It Came From Youtube: David Hasselhoff infuses Raw with his pure awesomeness (and he brings KITT!)

3 Submitted by on Thu, 04 July 2013, 13:31
Crapper Jere Partanen writes: You have no idea how much I want to see The Rock vs The Hoff after watching this: License To Draw Ratings(™)! I wish The Hoff would make annual yearly appearances (and he should bring KITT with him every time). Say, did you know that David Hasselhoff has a website? Yes indeed he does! Go check Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Little Girl Asks Her Father “Where Does Brad Maddox Come From?”

14 Submitted by on Thu, 04 July 2013, 08:30
Fall River, MA – 6 year-old wrestling fan Suzy Cabral was being tucked into her bed by her father Carlos when she asked him a very important life question. “Daddy, where does Brad Maddox come from?” asked Suzy. Carlos cringed at the question that every father hopes never to have to answer. He never thought the day would come when Continue Reading...
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Sponsor the One-Off WrestleCrap Radio!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 03 July 2013, 16:26
“Promotional consideration paid for by the following…”   RD here.  I was just working on the itinerary for the WrestleCrap Radio one-off we’re doing this weekend, and hope you all we be there!  Click here for details on the event! But then we realized…all our old sponsors are gone, save for Angry Marks.com!  If anyone would like to have THEIR Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross talks about El Gigante’s first ever interview

2 Submitted by on Wed, 03 July 2013, 00:00
This is just a great little story from Jim Ross about El Gigante’s (AKA: Giant Gonzalez) first ever interview during his time in WCW. It didn’t exactly go too well… Well, let me re-phrase that- I should say it didn’t go as they planned. I think what El Gigante decided to say was fantastic (albeit probably not what they wanted Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ultimate Warrior Satin Jacket (resists evil black goo stains)

14 Submitted by on Wed, 03 July 2013, 00:00
“Paying too much for a satin wrestling jacket doesn’t make the world work!!!” I just love the over-the-top quality of the artwork on the back of this thing. You will recall that this is the jacket The Ultimate Warrior was wearing when the evil black goo started coming out of his head thanks to Papa Shango’s voodoo curse. Don’t let Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIV

22 Submitted by on Tue, 02 July 2013, 13:31
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Briscoe Brothers Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Zodiak and Jason the Terrible Promo

9 Submitted by on Tue, 02 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper Paul S. found this… um… interesting promo and writes: From the great white north of Stampede wrestling comes the nefarious Zodiak, dark servant of the elder god “Luke” and his servant Jason “The Terrible” who have come to cause havoc on our heroes. Marvel at this amazing promo. Oh, wow… I’ll give points to Zodiak for having bunches of Continue Reading...
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Rewriting the Book — What If Hulk Hogan Never Left the AWA, Part 7

12 Submitted by on Mon, 01 July 2013, 14:53
Winter, 1989 — WWF It was working. Slowly & steadily, chugging & churning; it was twisting & morphing into something bigger than it was. Vince had been right: Andre was a hit with the kids. Children of all ages were enamored with meeting Fezzik. And the press and general media had gone above & beyond (with no bribes) in promoting Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIV

10 Submitted by on Mon, 01 July 2013, 14:39
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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RD Reynolds Salutes The Original Doink, Matt Osborne

28 Submitted by on Sat, 29 June 2013, 19:23
  I’ve posted on my Facebook about it, but I thought I should hop on here and mention how saddened everyone at WrestleCrap.com is about the passing of Matt Osborne.  It seems ironic that many times folks who don’t really understand what the site is all about think that we must have inducted the wrestling clown, but that was never Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Breaking Point’s “One of a Kind” video featuring RVD

2 Submitted by on Sat, 29 June 2013, 00:00
Crapper E-Squared writes: It wasn’t until about seven years ago that I realized that a video existed for Rob Van Dam’s WWE theme music. It kind of makes me chuckle seeing RVD get into it with the lead singer of Breaking Point and then their conflict culminates in a little drag race. I’ve always liked this song. Thanks, E-Squared!...
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Rewriting the Book: What If Hulk Hogan Never Left the AWA? (Part 7 Update)

10 Submitted by on Fri, 28 June 2013, 15:27
GREETINGS FELLOW CRAPPERS: Though some readers may no longer consider Me a part of the tribe with my frequent absences and vague (unfulfilled) proclamations of future-installment publication dates in My continuing saga here, I promise I have not left you…even if some of you wish I had;) When I miss a self-imposed deadline, I want you all to know that Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 16!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 28 June 2013, 09:46
It’s The RD and Blade Show: Episode 16!  Details on the one-night only WrestleCrap Radio revival!  Live food sampling! A guy who is named after a sandwich!  Discussion of heel Mickie!  And bees!  Bees!  BEEEEEEESSSS!!!...
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It Came From YouTube: HOOTIE HOO! It’s Master P and The No Limit Soldiers! Plus the “Rap Is Crap” music video!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 28 June 2013, 00:00
The West Texas Rednecks try to make peace with Master P and the No Limit Soldiers (who?) by giving them a nice custom-made (!) cowboy hat and to no- one’s surprise they react violently. In their infinite wisdom, WCW booked the rappers as the faces, and the cowboys as the heels… in the south. Yeah… The West Texas Rednecks gimmick Continue Reading...
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Induction: TNA on Family Feud: We asked a hundred has-beens what kind of job they wanted in TNA. No, wait, that was Hulk Hogan.

45 Submitted by on Thu, 27 June 2013, 19:00
Family Feud is no stranger to the world of wrestling. In the past, they have hosted shows featuring performers from the WWF, WCW, GLOW, and even the WBF. Ray Combs, who took over for Richard Dawson, made numerous appearances at WWF events, and 1993’s Survivor Series even featured a “Family Feud Match” between the Hart family and Jerry Lawler’s masked Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Best Of Johnny Polo, and he tours WWF Headquarters!

7 Submitted by on Thu, 27 June 2013, 00:00
Today we have a real treat for you Crappers- A triple-feature of Johnny Polo (Raven) in the WWF in the early 1990’s! The first two videos feature his best work in the WWF; and in the third video, he gives us a guided tour of the the WWF Headquarters (Titan Towers)! Johnny/Raven is absolutely hilarious throughout- especially on commentary with Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Randy Savage raps… with Men On A Mission!

18 Submitted by on Wed, 26 June 2013, 09:47
Crapper Adam Vanderpluym writes: Well I said I’d send you a 1993 Luger related vid once the 4th of July came up and I’ve struck gold. Someone already sent in the sappy Lex Express music video but I got something even ‘better’. The Macho Man and Men on Mission plugging Summerslam 93 with their attempt at rap. It’s as laughably Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIII

14 Submitted by on Tue, 25 June 2013, 11:44
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Stephanie McMahon Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Rob Van Dam To Challenge Ryback For Airbrushed Tights

13 Submitted by on Tue, 25 June 2013, 09:00
North Charleston, NC – Returning Superstar Rob Van Dam issued a challenge to Ryback this past Monday Night on Raw that has sent shockwaves throughout the WWE Universe. “Duder, you can’t be running around in those sweet tights,” said an incredibly laid-back Van Dam. “You’re ganking my style and that is not cool, man. There’s only room for one guy Continue Reading...
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