The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

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Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

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HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

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You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

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Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

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Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

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  • Randy Orton Returns at FastLane, Runs Wild with Chinlocks
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A Quick Note about Classic Inductions…

8 Submitted by on Fri, 08 February 2013, 11:00
Hi guys and gals, RD here.  Just wanted to clear up the confusion on classic inductions on the site.  In the old days, when one was posted, it would stay up for a week then be replaced.  NOW when we post them, they will remain up from that point onward into the future.  They will NOT be taken down; once Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Iron Sheik Unsure How to Humble Anyone Anymore

2 Submitted by on Fri, 08 February 2013, 10:00
  Citing his declining health (bad hips have forced him into a wheelchair when traveling) and mostly incoherent mental state, The Iron Sheik told WCNewz reporters that he’s unsure of how to humble anyone anymore. “I jus’ not sure,” he said. “I think it hurts & is meant as degrading thing when I humble or threaten to humble someone or Continue Reading...
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Vince Hears the Awful Truth About a Superstar – A Justin Henry Satire

18 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 23:18
Well, look who’s awake! Yeah, well, it’s kinda hard to sleep on such a thin mattress. Don’t these hospital people understand that, I don’t know, comfort is a necessity for the human body? They probably heard stories about wrestlers that perform 300 days a year on an uncomfortable canvas, and figured their boss prefers such discomfort for himself too. …..if Continue Reading...
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Induction: Wrestling on Morton Downey Jr.: Sex, Lies, and Headlocks (but mostly lies)

38 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 19:00
Syndicated TV, 1989 To wrestling fans, Morton Downey, Jr. is best known for his Wrestlecrap-inducted appearance on Piper’s Pit at Wrestlemania V. For those Wrestlecrappers (like myself) who are too young to remember Mr. Downey, he was one of the original “shock jocks” of the radio. (He would also be the namesake of a boss in Nintendo’s Super Mario World: Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week IV

5 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 14:19
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
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[DEBUT] Arda Ocal Answers the Count of 10

2 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 13:00
  Welcome to the first edition of WrestleCrap’s “Count of 10″. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions. For the first edition of CO10, my guest is Canadian television and radio personality Arda Ocal. Arda hosts “Aftermath TV” on The Score Network on Tuesday Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 2/7/13: Reducing WWE

15 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 08:00
  After TNA made the decision to scale back their live PPVs to just 4 a year, that opens the door to the possibility of WWE doing the same. This is especially true if they can pull off this network idea once and for all, and turn a number of their lesser-bought PPVs into once-a-month free shows (which will seem Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bad Jeff Gaylord promos

10 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 00:00
Here’s Part 2 of the video.  Loyal Crapper Paul S writes: Here’s something you might use, a pair collection of Jeff Gaylord promos from Memphis. Gaylord may go down in history as one of the worst interviews in history. Oh and at one point he cuts a heel promo of Cowabunga the wrestling ninja turtle. Unfortunately the audio quality isn’t Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Gene Okerlund Tired of Unfair Moniker

4 Submitted by on Wed, 06 February 2013, 09:32
“I’m actually a pretty nice guy,” ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund said in an exclusive interview with WCNewz. “I don’t know what else to say beyond that. You try to live right, do positive things, help people and this is still how they see you,” he said. A teary-eyed Okerlund suddenly ended the interview by knocking over a chair & exiting the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Sir Lanny Poffo

3 Submitted by on Wed, 06 February 2013, 09:00
I know we’ve featured Lanny Poffo in various It Came From YouTubes, but I don’t care. Anytime you get a wrestler standing in front of a CASTLE, that’s worthy of a post! “Big fish have eaten little fish since history began” – words to live by, kids!...
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Curtain Jerker, 2/6/13: The Unthinkable

17 Submitted by on Wed, 06 February 2013, 08:00
Here’s your 2013 Impossibilities Realized Scorecard The Rock is WWE Champion, 10 years after last winning it, and long after we’d thought he’d be used as merely a one-time attraction going forward. Bruno Sammartino has forgone his bitterness toward WWE, agreeing to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. TNA has said bon voyage to the Impact Zone, and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: El Generico To Be Repackaged With Exciting New Persona

8 Submitted by on Tue, 05 February 2013, 10:00
  Stamford, CT – Following his signing with WWE, independent wrestling superstar El Generico will be repackaged with a new, exciting persona. “El Generico as a character is just too boring for today’s market,” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon. “The WWE Universe will only get behind someone that they can believe in. They need something with more pizazz, something that Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 2/5/13: Wrestling’s Pinnacle

9 Submitted by on Tue, 05 February 2013, 08:00
Instead of asking you a question, today will be the WrestleCrap equivalent of “movie day”. For this presentation, WrestleCrap acknowledges the Silver Anniversary of The Main Event, professional wrestling’s highest-rated TV program in American history, with a 15.2 rating and 33 million viewers. It was on February 5, 1988, in RD’s hometown of Indianapolis that WWE Champion Hulk Hogan had Continue Reading...
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Monday Night Raw 2/4/13 Live Coverage

14 Submitted by on Mon, 04 February 2013, 19:41
  The WWE Champion isn’t present tonight, but there’ll be plenty of squashes. In other words, it’s a televised 1989 house show. And just to throw a quick plug out there, also give a follow to WrestleChat for all the wrestling news you need before anyone else breaks it, and with no BS speculation. WrestleChat is the ONLY wrestling site you Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 8

5 Submitted by on Mon, 04 February 2013, 19:14
 Episode 8 of The RD & Blade Show, and it’s packed!  We have a post mortem on the Super Bowl, then RD discusses why he HATES the idea of Bruno in the Hall of Fame.  OH!  And LJN figures doing pelvic thrusts.  Dontcha dare miss it – CLICK HERE TO LISTEN!!  ...
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Rewriting The Book: What If … Hulk Hogan Never Left The AWA (Part II)

1 Submitted by on Mon, 04 February 2013, 11:02
Author’s Note: As many readers have already noted, the scope of this “What If?” is – without hyperbole – massive. And while the entries are presented in a chronological fashion, they are not always written that way. (For instance, I’ve already penned the ending.) This past week, I suffered a “moderate” concussion which temporarily affected the time I had to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Horny Jim Ross

1 Submitted by on Mon, 04 February 2013, 09:00
Text by Blade Braxton; Email Submissions Here In some rare Mid-South outtakes from the mid-80’s, here’s good ol’ JR talking about engaging in some hanky panky with his former UWF co-worker, Dark Journey. Back then, it seems Jim wasn’t only interested in knocking slobber. He wanted to knock the boots as well....
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Curtain Jerker 2/4/13: Lewis and Benoit

33 Submitted by on Mon, 04 February 2013, 08:00
  Among other thoughts of mine, while watching Super Bowl XLVII, I couldn’t help but think about the sheer number of times the cameras panned to Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis….while he was on the sidelines. The NFL, much like WWE, tries to “tell stories” to supplement the action, as a way of using human-interest drek to reach people not necessarily Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 02-02-13

14 Submitted by on Sun, 03 February 2013, 13:26
  Good morning, WrestleCrap Universe!  Welcome to another exciting, mind-blowing edition of Saturday Morning Slam! Now mind you, I don’t quite believe that, but reciting the SMS Narrator’s opening is an easy way to start the column, so that’s what you get.  Oh, and he said “WWE”, not “WrestleCrap”.  I’ll expect more from him next week.   Our opening contest Continue Reading...
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