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It Came From YouTube: P.N News? More like “P.N Snooze”! Am I right? Ha ha ha…

9 Submitted by on Fri, 03 May 2013, 02:31
Crapper Rich Veramontes submitted this video and writes: A Crappy P.N. News rap video for the great american bash..that almost makes one long for the Wrestlerock Rumble Hope you enjoy! lol P.N News raps like he just ate an entire package of Unisom Sleeping Pills and finished it off with a case of NyQuil for a chaser. In 1993 the Continue Reading...
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Induction: Lita cheats on Matt Hardy: Starring Glen Jacobs as Matt.

47 Submitted by on Thu, 02 May 2013, 19:00
For parts one and two of this induction, click here and here. Since the summer of 2004, Amy Dumas’s “Lita” character had been tormented on WWE television with coercive sexual contracts, pregnancy, and a miscarriage. It would seem only natural that when she finally broke off her forced marriage to her own rapist, it would be a cause for celebration Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Forces Jerry Lawler to Shill For The Heart Attack Grill

20 Submitted by on Thu, 02 May 2013, 10:00
Las Vegas, NV – During a meeting of top WWE officials, Vince McMahon announced a new partnership with the Heart Attack Grill fast food restaurant. He also plans to have WWE Hall of Famer Jerry “The King” Lawler as their official spokesman. “It’s all about synergy!” said Vince McMahon. “Nothing says “Wrestling Entertainment” like fast food. Over the past few Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: More NWA home video promos- Starcade and Great American Bash 1986

9 Submitted by on Thu, 02 May 2013, 00:35
Crapper Paul S. comes through again with some great old NWA home video promos! He writes: Here are a couple of other NWA VHS Commercials Starcade ’86: Night of the Sky-Walkers Great American Bash ’88: The Price for Freedom What I do love is the logos for these shows. I have no idea what a “Sky-Walker” is supposed to be Continue Reading...
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To Haku!

25 Submitted by on Wed, 01 May 2013, 02:16
(At a tavern near New York, Friday night on WrestleMania weekend. Four men are sitting around a table, enjoying themselves with perhaps a tad too much zeal) Haku is a son of a bitch! Do you assholes know Haku? Hell yeah I know Haku! Big guy, goes about 7 foot 3, weighs about 580 lbs. Puts away a lot of Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 04-27-13

17 Submitted by on Tue, 30 April 2013, 20:30
  Before I get into the SMS report this morning, wanted to apologize for the report not going out as quickly as it usually does.  This was due to, well, the entire Reynolds clan (me, Mrs. Deal, RD Jr.) being shot in the face with substances of various colors on this past Saturday morning in the form of a 5K Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XV

8 Submitted by on Tue, 30 April 2013, 13:36
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling… least for this week! 1. Hulk Hogan Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Fan-Made Undertaker Dominos pizza commercial

6 Submitted by on Tue, 30 April 2013, 04:13
This is a fan-made commercial for Dominos Pizza featuring The Undertaker. Well, not the real Undertaker of course- it’s a fake Undertaker. No, no! Not that fake Undertaker! I’m sure it was made in the summer of 1994 when Dominos sponsored that year’s SummerSlam featuring the epic(ly bad) Undertaker Vs. Undertaker match. I assume you got the Undertaker 8×10 glossy photo Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XV

6 Submitted by on Mon, 29 April 2013, 11:35
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (, rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Defends “Be A Star” Program After Bully Busick Matches Surface On Youtube

10 Submitted by on Mon, 29 April 2013, 10:00
Weirton, WV – WWE’s anti-bullying campaign program “Be A Star” has come under fire recently after videos on Youtube have surfaced showing that they once employed a wrestler by the name of “Big Bully Busick”. Decked out in a derby hat, cigar, and bushy handlebar mustache, Busick entered the World Wrestling Federation under the tutelage of manager Harvey Wippleman. Several Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: 1987 NWA home video commercial with weird calendar offer

10 Submitted by on Sun, 28 April 2013, 22:51
Crapper Paul R. from Spook Central: The Ghostbusters Companion submitted this 1987 NWA Home Video commercial and writes: A pretty great compilation of NWA video ads including The Jim Crocket Cup, Great American Bash 1986, Great American Bash ’87,Starcade: Chi Town Heat, and The Danger Zone. Oh and if you order now you’ll get a limited edition 1988 Men of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Billy Crystal asks about Hulk Hogan’s breasts on SNL (Mr. T is there, too!)

5 Submitted by on Sun, 28 April 2013, 18:48
Crapper Little Louie P (AKA: The Doctor of Style) made my day by sending in this Hulu clip from the March 30th, 1985 episode of Saturday Night Live. He writes: Back in 1985, Mr. T & Hulk Hogan hosted Saturday Night Live to promote Wrestlemania. This was when the cast included Billy Crystal, whose characters included showbiz gadfly Fernando, known Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Cody Rhodes figure with mustache coming soon!

14 Submitted by on Fri, 26 April 2013, 11:54
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FAXTROLLA!  ESPN has announced the earth-shattering news that Mattel will be releasing a Cody Rhodes figure with mustache! Forget the stupid NFL Draft! This is just the kind of breaking news I turn to ESPN for! Yes; Cody will soon come with mustache as illustrated (but sadly, no crown- “King Cody” would’ve been even cooler!)....
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