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Headlies: Sin Cara Literally Caught Up In The Lights

9 Submitted by on Fri, 10 May 2013, 10:00
Shreveport, LA – During a house show at the Hirsch Memorial Coliseum, WWE Superstar Sin Cara performed a high risk maneuver that saw him literally get caught up in the lights of the arena. The incident occurred about halfway through the show in match between Sin Cara and Drew McIntyre. Everything was going according to plan when Sin Cara attempted Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Bushwhackers are out on the town

4 Submitted by on Fri, 10 May 2013, 00:00
Crapper Jim Shea submitted this and write thusly: This true gem comes to us from an episode of Superstars in the late 80’s as the Bushwhackers are waltzing around town asking for directions from an American businessman. Where are they headed to? The WWF offices? The pub? The local house show? Or perhaps they’re heading to a Levi’s fashion shoot Continue Reading...
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Induction: Survivor Series 1991: A $25 Infomercial For A Show That Grossed 25% Of The Revenue

43 Submitted by on Thu, 09 May 2013, 19:00
 WWF, 1991 (duh) by Emerson Witner A few months ago my brother texted me and wondered when I was going to induct Survivor Series 1991. At first I explained that a.) It’s not my site and b.) Survivor Series 1991 wasn’t that bad. He replied back that RD never writes anymore inductions (note from RD: more to come once I Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sable beanie teddy bear with booby handprints (for the kids!)

8 Submitted by on Thu, 09 May 2013, 14:22
Crapper David Coen sent in this Sable beanie Teddy Bear he found on eBay complete with hantprints on its (thankfully nonexistent) breasts. You know; for kids! The bear came out around 1999 and it was part of a series of beanie bears meant to cash in on the hot Beanie Baby craze going on at the time. It’s a reference Continue Reading...
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Pro Wrestling Desecrated, Issues 1 and 2!

18 Submitted by on Wed, 08 May 2013, 11:15
  Hello and welcome to the first installment of “Pro Wrestling Desecrated” where we’ll take old pro wrestling magazine covers and try to be funny by changing up the text. Sometimes it will be smarky headlines, sometime silly ones, but usually ones that amuse me and no one else. Maybe if we get really lucky, you’ll laugh once or twice Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Mad Magazine WWF parody cover

23 Submitted by on Wed, 08 May 2013, 00:00
Poor Alfred E. Neuman does the job again! This is the cover of Mad Magazine #285 from March of 1989. I remember it had some very funny parodies of the then-current WWF wrestlers inside. The above cover image and all information used in this induction are courtesy of Doug Gilford’s Mad Magazine cover site. It’s an excellent collection of every Mad Magazine Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XVI

9 Submitted by on Tue, 07 May 2013, 13:26
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling… least for this week! 1. ‘Heroic’ Sheamus Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Batista Set To Debut In Elementary School Play

15 Submitted by on Tue, 07 May 2013, 10:00
Washington, DC – After a brief Mixed Martial Arts career and various minor movie roles, former WWE Superstar Dave Batista has decided to try his hand at stage acting. Rather than trying for Broadway, Batista will be enrolling in Mrs. Mullin’s third grade class at Janney Elementary school in Washington, DC. “After conquering the world of MMA with an undefeated Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XVI

9 Submitted by on Mon, 06 May 2013, 13:21
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (, rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker: Worst Color Commentator Ever?

77 Submitted by on Mon, 06 May 2013, 09:30
Ok, discussion over on the latest Saturday Morning Slam report has focused on the horrendosity that is Brad Maddox.  In my estimation, he is one of, if not the, worst color commentator of all time.  What say ye? Post your comments below!...
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Saturday Morning Slam 05-04-13

18 Submitted by on Sun, 05 May 2013, 20:40
  “Good morning, WWE Universe!  Welcome to Saturday Morning Slam.  In our opening contest, Jey Uso will be taking on Darren Young.” Really, that’s how this show started.  Even the announcer didn’t sound excited about this show.  Gotta admit, that’s kinda a far cry from the last few weeks where we’ve been promised CHANGES and NEW ERAS and all the Continue Reading...
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