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Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

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New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

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El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

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“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

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The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

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Curtain Jerker: Zeb Coulter

17 Submitted by on Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:00
Well, some in the mainstream press are picking up on Jack Swagger and Zeb Coulter’s extremist views on immigration (or, if not extremist, at least uninhibited), which, if you remember JBL goosestepping in Germany 9 years ago, you know that Swagger’s closing in on the title, if not at WrestleMania, then sometime after. Whenever any performer is judged by the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Blade Braxton’s “Alien Ham Story” cartoon

1 Submitted by on Wed, 20 February 2013, 00:00
Crapper “LannysPermJuice” (love that user name!) on YouTube created this fantastic animated cartoon using audio of Blade telling the infamous “Alien Ham Story” from a classic episode of WrestleCrap Radio! It’s a timeless story that nobody should miss, and now it’s even better as a really cool cartoon! Now I want a full half-hour “Don ‘n Blade” animated series chronicling their Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Needles the Tailor: The Superstars’ Stitch Bitch

2 Submitted by on Tue, 19 February 2013, 19:36
WWF, 1992 Text by Harry Simon It has been said that “clothes make the man.” But what about the man who makes the clothes that makes the man? What’s his story? Well, in the WWF’s case, he was a nervous little fella who talked like an unholy cross between Professor Frink from The Simpsons and every neurotic middle-aged guy in every Woody Allen Continue Reading...
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Headlies: S.D. Jones is Outside, Trying to Make a Special Delivery

2 Submitted by on Tue, 19 February 2013, 09:00
  Topeka, KS – WCNewz has learned that “Special Delivery” Jones is outside someone’s door right now with a Special Delivery. “I’m from WHS (We Haul Stuff) Delivery Services,” Mr. Jones said loudly, knocking on the wooden shack’s cork-board door. “SD” – well-known for a 9-second loss at the inaugural Wrestlemania against King Kong Bundy – was once a popular Continue Reading...
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WWE Monday Night Raw 2/18/13 Live Coverage

40 Submitted by on Mon, 18 February 2013, 19:12
  Join us at 8 PM EST for live Raw coverage. Tweet your best commentaries to Justin and he’ll add the best ones to the live scribblings. 8:02: With little time to mourn over a loss three men he promised to obliterate last night, Cena’s here to talk about his title match at WrestleMania. Cena: “One title match is Jack Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if … Hulk Hogan never left the AWA? (Part III)

8 Submitted by on Mon, 18 February 2013, 14:23
The Draft “Define…everything,” Hogan said, leaning back in his chair, wanting McMahon to clarify his promised future if Hulk signed on the dotted line. McMahon stared at Hogan for several moments before deciding on how he should play his cards. “In a year, maybe two, I’m going to be the biggest promoter the world has ever seen,” McMahon stated confidently. Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam: 02-16-13

7 Submitted by on Mon, 18 February 2013, 09:30
  “Good morning WWE Universe!  We have a sick show for you today!”  How appropriate; I feel like someone has taken a battering ram to my lower intestines.  Will I be able to rough out another SMS Report?  As I am fond of saying…ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!!   Our opening contest this week gives us two of SMS’s seemingly Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Amanda Ultimate Warrior: Behold the Destrucity of ULTIMATE Love!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 18 February 2013, 09:00
WWF, Early 1990’s Text by Blade Braxton As RD and myself have been recently chatting about and reviewing all the old material that comprises the new Wrestlecrap DVD-Rom, one thing stood out – the year 1990. It could be said that 1990 was the year Wrestlecrap was born. In the first 365 days of the decade of the 90’s, fans would witness Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker 2/18/13: Chamber Fallout

8 Submitted by on Mon, 18 February 2013, 08:00
  That picture above? Oh yes, it happened. Which means Mr. Swagger will get to open WrestleMania, facing Alberto Del Rio for the WWE Brass Knuckles/Western States Heritage/European/Saskatchewan Hardcore International Title. Other than Swagger winning, and Rock sucking more wind than an Iowa-sized turbine, I have to say it was a damn fine show. The Shield are WWE’s most effective Continue Reading...
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Botchamania 224

6 Submitted by on Sun, 17 February 2013, 19:17
Hotter than Christopher Dorner’s cabin, it’s Botchamania 224: Harry Potter and the Elimination Chamber of Secrets!...
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Live WWE Elimination Chamber Coverage

12 Submitted by on Sun, 17 February 2013, 16:41
7:29: The Rhodes Scholars have reunited for their fourth match, a relative limited engagement since their split happened all the way 2 weeks ago. In WWE, they’re nostalgic for concepts like “the immediate past.” Must be why they have so many replay packages during Raw. THE FUTURE IS SCARY AND MUST BE NAVIGATED CLINGING TO RAILINGS. 7:36: Tonight’s theme, “Crazy Ones” Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Chuck Norris Survivor Series 1994 promo

5 Submitted by on Sun, 17 February 2013, 00:00
You know, I already had enough trouble taking this feud very seriously after the infamous “spooky” events of the Royal Rumble earlier that year (which R.D already covered in an induction). Adding Chuck Norris’ hammy acting to the mix doesn’t help matters much. I can just hear Vince McMahon at the booking meeting for this show… “Okay, so we have Continue Reading...
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Headlies: King Kong Bundy Finally Admits to Killing Midget at WM3

2 Submitted by on Sat, 16 February 2013, 12:00
  King Kong Bundy has finally ended over 25 years of speculation in an exclusive WCNewz interview, stating emphatically that he is responsible for killing midget-wrestler Little Beaver via bodyslam, followed by a “big elbow” in 1987. Bundy (known as a “walking condominium”) told our reporter: “Yeah. He died of emphysema in 1995. ‘Cause I squished the air right out of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Goldust, Howrnswoggle, Candice Michelle, and Gene Snitsky with cheese, and a jar of peanut butter (but they don’t walk into a bar)

5 Submitted by on Fri, 15 February 2013, 16:22
I bet that Header got your attention, huh? Crapper Joshua Scribner writes: I know you’ve updated the site this week, but this needs to be on there somewhere at some point. It involves Hornswoggle before he was officially Hornswaggle, Candice Michelle, Gene Snitsky, cheese and a jar of peanut butter. Ah yes, this is from the long, drawn-out period in Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week V

13 Submitted by on Fri, 15 February 2013, 13:31
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. IOC contemplates Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Phone

11 Submitted by on Fri, 15 February 2013, 09:00
Stone Cold Phone Coming to you from the WWF’s Attitude Era merchandise oversaturation machine, The Stone Cold Phone! Now you too can reach out and touch someone with the can of whoop ass you could open up on family, friends and bill collectors. “How do I know I didn’t pay $11.95 for Cheeks and Thong’s Up in Stroke on the Continue Reading...
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