Hiya loyal Crappers. It’s time to begin voting on the first ever WrestleCrap Power Crappings, chosen by you! Hence, you know, the voting. Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections Continue Reading...
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Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 1/17/13
4 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 17 January 2013, 12:00 Undertaker, sort of, has a message from the great beyond!...
It Came From YouTube Classic: Andre the Giant on Australian Kids Show
4 Submitted by Blade Braxton on Thu, 17 January 2013, 09:00Here’s a rare video of an Australian kid’s show featuring Andre The Giant chatting with a freaking bird that has a blue mohawk. A bird puppet being a regular on a talk show. What the hell were those guys thinking? (Note from RD: Did that girl say she wasn’t wearing any underwear? What kind of kids show is that?)...
Bad things about WWE Main Event: that awful theme song (“BOOLAYBOOLAYBOOOO”), Miz on commentary Good things about WWE Main Event: everything else I’m surprised more people aren’t raving about this show. Except for the occasional video break in the middle, done to recap Raw, it’s just pure wrestling. 2 matches, one lengthy one with 2 pushed talents, and one Continue Reading...
EARLY ARRIVAL: GORILLA MONSOON VALENTINES!
35 Submitted by Sean Carless on Thu, 17 January 2013, 05:18With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 1/16/13
6 Submitted by Justin Henry on Wed, 16 January 2013, 12:00 Jack Tunney lays down the law on family television!...
Headlies: The Rock Denies Partnership With The American Sugar Council
11 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Wed, 16 January 2013, 09:00 Houston, Texas – After another heated battle of words with his Royal Rumble opponent CM Punk, The Rock has come under fire for repeatedly referring to his opponents as sugary foods. Known for his quick wit and colorful commentary, the People’s Champion, as he is known, raised many eyebrows following his naming of CM Punk as the Carvel ice Continue Reading...
Classic Induction: The Offices of the Hart Foundation: How Did Bret Leave THIS Out of His Book?
9 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 16 January 2013, 08:15WWF, 1987 I’ve been on a Bret Hart kick of late. That often happens when I start to find the current wrestling product a bit stale; I go back and find footage of the guy I consider to be the best technician I’ve ever seen. And with the release (well, in Canada at least), of his new book, Hitman: My Real Continue Reading...
Curtain Jerker, 1/16/13: You’re a Kid Again
23 Submitted by Justin Henry on Wed, 16 January 2013, 08:00 One of the more common criticisms of WWE made by fans like you and I is that it’s too childish. From John Cena’s misguided bathroom humor, to broad sight gags, to Hornswoggle, it’s hard to be in your 20′s or 30′s, especially beyond, and love wrestling at times. But understandably, WWE would be foolish not to cater to the Continue Reading...
EPIC TWEETS FROM WRESTLING HISTORY, 1/16/13
7 Submitted by Sean Carless on Wed, 16 January 2013, 04:00Jimmy Snuka kills it on date night… (To think it could have all been avoided though had she just rolled out of the way…)...