Sable loves the water.

And real estate.

Get all the dirt on Sable (and watch her wash it off) in our newest induction!

What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • TNA Welcomes Kcabyr (that's Ryback spelled backwards) To Their Roster
  • Undertaker Drafted to WB Kids; "Looking Forward to Tagging With Scooby Doo," Deadman Notes
  • "Local Competitor" Already More Likeable Than Randy Orton
  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: Road Warrior Animal’s awful TitanTron

17 Submitted by on Tue, 24 September 2013, 13:42
Crapper Drew writes: I think a lot of people have found Road Warrior Animal’s incredibly bad Titantron on YouTube… ..but I haven’t been able to find any Road Warrior Animal solo matches or post-Hawk tag matches where he’s not dressed in LOD face paint and shoulder pads. In this Titantron he’s in “street clothes” and no face paint. Also, he’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Michael Hayes & Jim Cornette debate King Kong vs. Godzilla

9 Submitted by on Tue, 24 September 2013, 00:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Super Scary Saturday was a program that aired on TBS in the late 80s where Al Lewis reprized his role as Grandpa Munster and hosted a different monster movie each week. So what does that have to do with Wrestlecrap you might ask? Well on this week’s episode Jim Cornette and Michael Hayes have been brought Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Neon entrance from early WWF “Monday Night Raw” episodes

26 Submitted by on Mon, 23 September 2013, 00:00
In January of 1993 for the debut of the (sometimes) live WWF “Monday Night Raw” the WWF wanted to make their show look modern, exciting, and cool! And so, to acomplish they did the most logical, obvious thing… They bought this horribly ugly, garish, and loud neon entrance set decoration featuring about 9 different, clashing colors and the good old Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF War Zone rants and cutscenes.

15 Submitted by on Sun, 22 September 2013, 00:00
Crapper E-Squared writes: Having never owned the Playstation version of this game, I realized sometime ago that for grudge matches in Championship Mode had wrestlers cutting some promos, whereas in the Nintendo 64 version, the wrestlers were only shown in the gym punching a punching bag saying their taunt quote. It’s funny to see that some wrestlers cutting promos for Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam August 25, 2012

7 Submitted by on Fri, 20 September 2013, 12:00
  It’s been too long. It’s been too long since I’ve seen a new edition of Saturday Morning Slam, and it’s been too long since I’ve written anything of substance for this here site.  Now just so no one thinks that I am just some lazy slug, allow me to explain that I’ve been spending the last few months working Continue Reading...
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Induction: Vince McMahon, WWF champion: The Two-Vince Ego Trip

63 Submitted by on Thu, 19 September 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1999 If you’ve read enough inductions on this site, you will by now have figured out that the Attitude Era wasn’t the golden age of cool angles, awesome wrestling, and mature content that many fans seem to think it was when complaining about WWE’s recent “PG Era.” At least not if you take the word, “mature” literally. You’ve probably Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Brown Haired Trish” as sung by Blade Braxton

3 Submitted by on Wed, 18 September 2013, 00:00
From the September 18th, 2009 edition of WrestleCrap Radio (yes, four years ago today!) Blade Braxton pays tributes to Trish Stratus and her then-newly reveled natural hair color with this parody of Van Morrison’s “Brown Eyed Girl”. It’s “Brown Haired Trish”! Thanks to… um.. Mr. Brakestown himself for uploading the clip to his own YouTube account, and thanks to Trish for being Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Miz’s Dad Watches Son Get Pummeled, Wins Father of the Year for Not Stopping It

14 Submitted by on Tue, 17 September 2013, 08:00
Cleveland, OH – After watching his son receive vicious beatdown on Raw at the hands of Randy Orton, George Mizanin was awarded the 73rd annual “Father Of The Year” award from the Father’s Day Council. A small ceremony was held at the Cleveland Hilton Conference Room C. Council chairman Dan Orweig was on-hand to present the Miz’s father with a Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Damien Demento invades Square One Television’s Mathnet!

6 Submitted by on Tue, 17 September 2013, 00:00
Crapper Jordan Rapoza sent in this clip to an episode of Square One Television and writes: Square One Television 1990 PBS Mathnet The Case of the masked avenger starring Mondo Kleen aka Damien Demento as Dr. Snooze Here are the credits: I remember watching this show once or twice in school and thinking it was really funny. I still sucked Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “I’m A Dixie Carter Guy” T-shirts Not Selling As Well As Expected

4 Submitted by on Sat, 14 September 2013, 12:00
Nashville, TN – Despite being available for several months online and being sold at every live event, sales of TNA’s “I’m A Dixie Carter Guy” t-shirts have been very disappointing. During a company-wide meeting, sort-of TNA Impact Wrestling president Dixie Carter addressed the situation. “I don’t understand the problem,” said a bewildered Dixie. “We put on a great product every Continue Reading...
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Induction: Sting vs. Rick Steiner: Release the hounds (and whoever spliced this footage together)!

14 Submitted by on Thu, 12 September 2013, 20:00
WCW, 1999 Live wrestling audiences tend not appreciate pre-taped matches. Believe it or not, people who pay money to see matches in person hate it when they are subjected to fight sequences in remote locations that they don’t get to see first-hand. Whether it be the King of the Road match, the Hollywood Backlot Brawl (note to self: induct the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Twitter Personality Jim Ross Retires

9 Submitted by on Wed, 11 September 2013, 16:19
  Norman, OK – Internet personality Jim Ross announced Wednesday that, after a long and extensive run in the business of tweeting, he will be retiring from Twitter, effective immediately. Ross, 61, has become known among the younger generation as an ardent user of the social media site Twitter. Ross, known to fans as, “Good Ol’ JR”, mostly for the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Four Horseman shill for Vitamins

5 Submitted by on Wed, 11 September 2013, 00:00
The Four Horseman reveal the amazing secret to their great wrestling ability… VITAMINS! And you could buy them by mail order! Or you could just go to your local grocery store and get the exact same thing for much less money and take it home with you right away. But then they wouldn’t have that awesome Four Horseman logo on them....
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Someone Bought This: You can have lunch with WrestleCrap inductee King Mabel!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 10 September 2013, 20:14
How would you like to have lunch with King Mabel/Viscera/Big Daddy V? Well, you can if you’ll be in Massachusetts on Saturday, September 21st! Click here for all the details. That opportunity seems well worth the asking price to me! It would be really cool to get to talk to him for awhile. I wonder if he likes anchovies on Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Miss Marietta Lively To Debut On Monday Night Raw

10 Submitted by on Mon, 09 September 2013, 08:00
Toronto, ON – Miss Marietta Lively, a new female wrestler, will make her in ring debut tonight at Monday Night Raw. “The WWE is proud to have Miss Marietta Lively on our roster, especially after the firing of Cody Rhodes last week,” said Triple H. “You know, I don’t actually know all that much about her. As Executive Vice President Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Zombie and Playboy vs. Crazy guy and Egomaniac- Next, on Saturday Night’s Main Event! (Or not).

12 Submitted by on Sat, 07 September 2013, 00:00
Crapper Drew Bludd (Oh! I get it!) writes: I don’t know if this is ICFYT worthy or not but I have no memory of this at all! It’s so strange to see Piper and Hogan side-by-side cutting a promo. I mean, early 1980s WWF and 2000s WCW had so much Hogan vs Piper I forgot that for a spell in Continue Reading...
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Induction: Mark Henry, sex addict: Mark finds a way to spend even more time on the couch.

53 Submitted by on Thu, 05 September 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1999 We’ll all remember Mark Henry’s faux-retirement speech for a long time. With tears in his eyes, the World’s Strongest Man cut an emotional promo dedicated to his friends and family, only to blindside John Cena and goad him into a title shot. This wasn’t the first time that Mark had bared his soul to the public, however, as Continue Reading...
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