Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

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The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

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Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

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“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

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Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

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Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

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You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

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Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

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Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

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Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

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Someone Bought This Classic: Kerry Von Erich Puzzle

15 Submitted by on Tue, 19 March 2013, 09:00
From Fellow Crapper Casey Carr: “Oh man is this ever gay: I “heart” Kerry Von Erich black & white puzzle. It has 1985 on it. As you can see all peices are there and it will remain together for shipping. 10×13″ RD: I like the fact that they are keeping the pieces together for shipping. I guess they figure someone dumb Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Miss Elizabeth has crazy eyes

10 Submitted by on Tue, 19 March 2013, 00:00
From Prime Time Wrestling the week before the 1989 Royal Rumble. Ignore what Hulk is blathering about because that’s not why I’m posting this. Pay attention to The Lovely(™) Miss Elizabeth. More specifically, her eyes. She has these wild, crazy rapid eye movements and when her eyes aren’t darting around like pinballs, she’s staring at Hulk as if he’s saying the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Overpriced WrestleMania 29 folding chair

4 Submitted by on Mon, 18 March 2013, 20:12
Kmart has the nerve to sell this WWE WrestleMania 29 folding chair featuring the WrestleMania 29 logo, and The Rock, Brock Lesnar, and John Cena’s faces for $129.99! Even as a collectable piece, that’s a crazy asking price. But wait! Right now you can get it for “just” $79.99 if you buy $30 worth of (already overpriced) WWE merchandise at Kmart. What a deal! Continue Reading...
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WWE Monday Night Raw Live Coverage 3/18/13

45 Submitted by on Mon, 18 March 2013, 18:14
  20 days til WrestleMania, and I reclaim my chair from Gorilla Monsoon this week. Lord knows how he tolerated that sludge a week ago. Feel free to tweet me with your comments and wittiest remarks. The best ones get included within the body of this review. 8:01: I think Undertaker’s lengthy absence these past couple years was just so his Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week IX

3 Submitted by on Mon, 18 March 2013, 15:38
***NOTE: Next week, I’ll post the nominees on Sunday afternoon, so the results can go up before Raw on Monday night*** Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Man Mountain Rock Is Coming… and he’s bringing his generic guitar riffs with him!

1 Submitted by on Mon, 18 March 2013, 13:38
“It’s time for school with Man Mountain Rock!“ What class is he teaching? “How To Be A Bland One-Note* Face 101″? So, what can I say about Man Mountain Rock? Well, let’s see… he plays some really generic Surf Music (???) guitar riffs, and he has tattoos, and long hair, he wears tye-dye outfits (?!) to the ring, and um… that’s Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: WrestleMania 2 – Featuring Clara Peller, Herb, and the Guy Who Dares You To Knock a Battery Off His Shoulder!

17 Submitted by on Mon, 18 March 2013, 11:00
WWF, 1986 Following the tremendous success of the first WrestleMania, it was only natural that the WWF would decide to make the spectacle an annual event. After all, it was their own version of the World Series, a Superbowl of wrestling that featured not only the biggest stars on the grappling scene, but celebrities galore. So it came as little Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 03-16-13

13 Submitted by on Sun, 17 March 2013, 14:16
  “Last week, chaos erupted on Saturday Morning Slam!” exclaims our now-weekly over the top, deep-voiced, ever more panic-stricken narrator.  “But today, an announcement will be made.  Will it end the pandemonium, or will mayhem be unleashed?” As he finishes this sentence, we get this visual: WILL CARTWHEELING MAYHEM TAKE OVER OUR FAVORITE SHOW??? ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!   Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Bob Backlund at a St. Patty’s Day Parade

4 Submitted by on Sun, 17 March 2013, 10:15
Upon seeing this video of Bob Backlund roaming the streets of Boston like a raving lunatic in last year’s St. Patrick’s Day parade, I’m all for changing the rules of the holiday.     Instead of suffering the consequences for lack of wearing green clothing, I say your ass gets pinched if you’re not wearing suspenders and a bow-tie....
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It Came From YouTube: Wrestlers on Nickelodeon “FIgure It Out” game show

5 Submitted by on Sun, 17 March 2013, 00:00
Crapper Chris Morgan submitted this video and writes: Like the bloodthirsty audiences of the days of your, these children demand slime. They demand to see these Figure It Out panelists covered in some neon green sludge, and sometimes professional wrestling folks were lined up as sacrifices. Ah, but unlike Brian Knobbs, who seemed confused by the whole situation, Chris Jericho Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Sgt. Slaughter wants his country back, so he goes to some grade school kids

2 Submitted by on Sun, 17 March 2013, 00:00
Remember back in 1990 when Sgt. Slaughter turned his back on the U.S in 1990, and started making fun of our brave Soldiers during the Gulf War? It was one of the most tasteless, opportunistic angles the WWF has ever done. Well, by 1991 he had a change of heart (for some unexplained reason) and was really, really sorry about Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Jake “The Snake” Roberts warns against doing drugs

2 Submitted by on Sat, 16 March 2013, 20:24
This is an anti-drug Public Service Announcement ad featuring Jake “The Snake” Roberts that ran in WWF Magazine in the early 90’s. Oh, the sweet, delicious irony… I know the ad is from before Jake started having his drug and alcohol issues but the mere fact that it exists reminds me of a bit from Denis Leary’s* stand-up routine from Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Macho Man Randy Savage Vs. Harvey The Wonder Hamster on “The Weird Al Show”!

5 Submitted by on Sat, 16 March 2013, 03:42
Yes, The Macho Man Randy Savage appeared on “The Weird Al Show” and elbow-dropped Harvey The Wonder Hamster (Harvey sold it like a champ!). Yes, something this awesome did in fact happen in our reality here on Earth. You are not dreaming or hallucinating. Just seeing Randy Savage and Weird Al together on the same screen makes me smile. I also like The Macho Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Undertaker floats up to the heavens at the 1994 Royal Rumble

14 Submitted by on Fri, 15 March 2013, 20:22
Yes, people paid good money to see the 1994 Royal Rumble and this is what they got at the end of the Undertaker Vs. Yokozuna Casket Match. Apparently it was Marty Jannetty dressed as The Undertaker when he “floated up to the heavens”. Kudos to him for doing that (seriously), because I’m terrified of heights and I’d have been way Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Miss Elizabeth checks out your junk in the WWF Superstars arcade game finale

1 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 20:58
At 5:16 into this clip from the finale of the WWF Superstars arcade game, you too can experience Miss Elizabeth slyly checking out your junk, just as R.D described in The RD & Blade Show: Episode 12. She just can’t keep her eyes off you, you stud! P.S- The Macho Man Randy Savage and The Big Bossman would have made for Continue Reading...
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Induction: TNA Reverse Battle Royal: Three Stages of Hell

22 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 20:00
In 2006, TNA felt the need to further live up to its reputation as the masters of pointless innovation. See, TNA was staging a “Fight for the Right” tournament, named after the Beastie Boys song, with the prize being a shot at the NWA title. While Dale Oliver had composed one of his famous and highly p(lagia)rized themes, TNA still Continue Reading...
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TNA Impact Wrestling Live Coverage 3/14/13

10 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 18:21
  Sure, why not? Lockdown was fun on Sunday and it’d be nice to cover a show that isn’t wrought with movie promos, as well as poor build for the biggest show of the year. And since Raw’s ratings have been up ever since WrestleCrap covered the show weekly (we ARE taking credit), let’s help the #2 promotion out a Continue Reading...
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New Day for Power Crappings

1 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 18:01
Greetings Loyal Crappers. Beginning this week, we will be moving the Power Crapping voting to Tuesdays, and the reveal on Wednesdays. We hope you’ll continue voting!...
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