Sable loves the water.

And real estate.

Get all the dirt on Sable (and watch her wash it off) in our newest induction!

What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • TNA Welcomes Kcabyr (that's Ryback spelled backwards) To Their Roster
  • Undertaker Drafted to WB Kids; "Looking Forward to Tagging With Scooby Doo," Deadman Notes
  • "Local Competitor" Already More Likeable Than Randy Orton
  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Ric Flair Hires “World’s Cheapest Man” As His New Financial Advisor

9 Submitted by on Wed, 09 October 2013, 08:00
Charlotte, NC – WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair has announced the hiring of Roy Haynes, commonly known as the “Cheapest Man In America”, as his new financial advisor. A multi-time champion in various wrestling companies, Flair has undergone various legal and financial troubles in recent years, putting a strain on his bottom line. “Between the divorces, the silk robes, Continue Reading...
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Newz: WWE being given golden broom, to honor the way in which crippler voldemort was swept under the rug

10 Submitted by on Tue, 08 October 2013, 13:44
  I’ve never liked the idea that, as a society, we get awards for being sensible and responsible. So WWE’s getting an award for the way in which it’s combated the concussion issue within their organization, though the source says “Major Award.” If it’s not a stocking-clad leg lamp delivered in a crate that says “fra-gee-lay”, I’ll be sorely disappointed. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF-approved shoots by Jim Cornette

7 Submitted by on Sun, 06 October 2013, 00:00
Crapper Little Louie P, a.k.a. The Doctor of Style writes: Hello Queso Grande, Those who watched the WWF in late 1997 might remember them broadcasting a series of rants by Jim Cornette. In what seemed to be semi-shoots, Cornette gave his opinions on the state of wrestling. They were an example of the WWF getting more and more “edgy” in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Entire ‘Battleground’ Card Replaced With A 3-Hour Triple H Promo

17 Submitted by on Sat, 05 October 2013, 09:00
Buffalo, NY – In a surprising turn of events, WWE has decided that every match on their upcoming ‘Battleground’ pay-per-view will be canceled and replaced by a three-hour long promo by WWE COO Triple H. Triple H dropped the bombshell news during an otherwise mundane press conference promoting the event. “We looked at the card and some serious consideration, the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Royal Rumble Chair

7 Submitted by on Sat, 05 October 2013, 09:00
Ever wanted to put your left cheek on Miz’s face, or have Great Khali staring at your taint?  Got a couple hundred bucks in your pocket?   Then this eBay auction has your name all over it! (Unfortunately, your name is sucker.)  ...
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Saturday Morning Slam 09-08-12

10 Submitted by on Fri, 04 October 2013, 10:30
“Good morning, WWE Universe!  And welcome to Saturday Morning Slam!  It’s Back to School season and we’re taking the WWE Superstars back to school with you!” Ok, I will be honest.  I was ready to pull the plug on this whole “review all the old back episodes” endeavor, but then I hear that the show is more or less officially Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Super Posedown: Vince’s original Body Stars face off!

27 Submitted by on Thu, 03 October 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1989 Years ago, wrestling promoters’ attitudes about sex appeal were a little… different. In “No Holds Barred,” Hulk Hogan’s bikini-brief clad buttocks made the villainess swoon and immediately come… to the side of good. Over in WCW, their “sexiest wrestler” contest was won by Tom Zenk. Even at the 1996 Slammy Awards (note to self: induct the 1996 Slammy Continue Reading...
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NEWZ: According to Nipple H, Big Duthdee Committed a Pay-Win-Don’t

10 Submitted by on Thu, 03 October 2013, 13:12
  So Stephanie’s upset, apparently. It seems as though the “Bullada Wooooooods”, Dusty Rhodes, cut her off with an improvisational offering Monday night during the hard sell for the Battleground six man tag. Stephanie’s anger would seem to stem from not being able to deliver her pre-planned, well-crafted, linguistically-orgasmic line (so they’d have you believe). Seems to be part of Continue Reading...
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NEWZ: Doc Brown Ventura vs. The US Government, Part Million (Electric Boogillion)

7 Submitted by on Wed, 02 October 2013, 12:53
“NOW WAITAMINNIT MCMAHON! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS OUR BEST INTERESTS IN MIND, AND WE SHOULD KEEP PONYING UP?! HAH! THEY WON’T DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THEIR CITIZENS, BUT I’LL BET THEY KEEP HULK HOGAN’S PALM GREASED! THAT’S RIGHT, THE IMMORTAL PUKESTER, CHUMP HOGAN, AND HIS CORRUPT BUDDIES LIKE JACK TUNNEY ARE GETTING FAT OFF OUR Continue Reading...
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NEWZ: 364 Days Until We Induct Los Matadores

48 Submitted by on Tue, 01 October 2013, 15:24
  Unless RD gives us permission to waive that pesky ‘one-year’ rule. Tito Santana’s rolling around his grave. Well, actually, he’s not dead, and it’s not a grave, but he can roll around in the pit WWE dug to hold all of the cash Susan G. Komen’s forking over for their part in the ‘pinkwashing’ campaign. I’d say the very Continue Reading...
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Newz: Mr. Anderson Would’ve Signed with ROH, but Couldn’t Agree on a New Last Name

8 Submitted by on Mon, 30 September 2013, 14:34
  Some good news for TNA in the long, dark hallway that has been their 2013: Mr. Anderson will likely soon be re-signing with the beleaguered company, which lessens the possibility of the company having to find a ham-fisted excuse to blame this on Bruce Prichard, as Brother Love-to-be-Incompetent was turfed months ago. Anderson’s one of the few ex-WWE talents within Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Knockouts Division Now Just Gail Kim, ODB, And A Sack Of Flour

13 Submitted by on Mon, 30 September 2013, 08:00
Tulsa, OK – Another round of roster cuts have once again reduced the number of wrestlers in TNA. The Knockouts division has become particularly depleted, leaving only Gail Kim, Knockouts champion ODB, and a sack of flour. While having very little television time, the sack of flour has been with the company for several years serving as both a road Continue Reading...
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Konnan Talks THE HISTORY OF MAX MOON!!!

18 Submitted by on Fri, 27 September 2013, 18:21
  I usually don’t plug items on WWE.com, but absolutely must make an exception on this one, a history of how Max Moon came to be.     Has stuff even I, the master of all things Crap, did not know.  AWESOME article!  ...
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Newz: Watcha Gonna Do When the Hulkster Finishes Up His Dates With YEWWWW?

19 Submitted by on Fri, 27 September 2013, 13:27
  So October 1 is the expiry date for the contract of one Terrence Bollea, Thunder Mixer Enthusiast/1-800-COLLECT Shillmeister. As of this moment, the Hulkster has not re-signed with the company. The financial situation appears to be part of the impasse, as with Brooke Hogan and Mickie James gone, Hogan’s watched the company part ways with a singer and his Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam September 1, 2012

10 Submitted by on Fri, 27 September 2013, 10:00
  “Good morning WWE Universe!  And welcome to a very special signature edition of Saturday Morning Slam!” You know, generally you hear something like that and you think it’s just some WWE-speak gibberish.  Not so on this show.  No, when they say “signature”, they mean it LITERALLY, as we’re going to get an in-depth look at the autographs of the Continue Reading...
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Induction: The APA Bar Room Invitational: The silliest wrestling bar fight not involving a squeegee

34 Submitted by on Thu, 26 September 2013, 20:00
WWE, 2003 By 2003, WWE had already established its brand extension (not a “roster split”), which extended its brand right down the middle, and was taking the daring step of charging for separate brand-exclusive pay-per-views. In June, Raw put on Bad Blood, so in July, Smackdown followed suit. Since the brands had been extended pretty thin, the show was a Continue Reading...
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NEWZ: Dolph Ziggler Would Suck on Win, Lose, or Draw, Because He Can’t Do Two of Those Things

13 Submitted by on Thu, 26 September 2013, 13:35
  Don’t look at me, WWE’s the one who apparently believes Dolph Ziggler can’t draw money. The Observer’s reporting that Dolph’s premature evacuation from the main event scene is due to his perceived lack of value as a draw, and has absolutely nothing to do with his unminced public comments about the flaws within the company hierarchy, NOPE NOSIREE BOB. Continue Reading...
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NEWZ: Goldberg Creates Streaks; Ryback Just Ends Them, Because Money

13 Submitted by on Wed, 25 September 2013, 20:16
  Take this with a grain of salt the size of the frames on Brodus Clay’s Mars Blackmon glasses, but internet scuttlebutt points at WWE maybe, possibly, kinda/sorta considering having Ryback be the man to break Undertaker’s WrestleMania streak. Apparently, the way he bullies catering personnel with his unmistakably bad-ass knit hat (that you can order off of WWE Shop Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Celebrates the “Running Of The Mantaur”

13 Submitted by on Wed, 25 September 2013, 08:00
Omaha, NE – At a house show this past weekend, WWE celebrated their annual “Running Of The Mantaur” backstage, pitting their Superstars against a charging Mantaur. Wrestlers ran throughout the a sectioned-off part of the CenturyLink Center as Mantaur, wearing his iconic gigantic bison head, chased after them. Several brave wrestlers got close enough to taunt and hit Mantaur with Continue Reading...
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