Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Jeff Jarrett Returns to TNA; Can Puppet the Trash Can Midget and Lollipop Be Far Behind?
  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
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Induction Special: The Fandango Effect: Gimmicks Spared from Induction by Great Performers

67 Submitted by on Thu, 11 April 2013, 19:00
Color us here at WrestleCrap surprised. When Fandango’s vignettes began playing, ol’ RD was about to engrave the cha-cha dancer’s name onto the 2013 Gooker Award plaque well in advance. I myself have tallied many Power Crappings ballots that featured Johnny Curtis’ alter ego among the selections. It seemed Fandango was destined for induction from the minute his, “Mind if Continue Reading...
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Hardcore Holly Answers….The Count of 10

8 Submitted by on Thu, 11 April 2013, 12:00
  Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions.   This week, we’re graced by a fifteen year veteran of World Wrestling Entertainment, Bob “Hardcore” Holly. Mr. Holly had an interesting evolution during his decade and a Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: George “The Animal” Steele commercials with a Ghostbusters bonus!

3 Submitted by on Thu, 11 April 2013, 00:00
Loyal Crapper Paul R. writes: A little something for It Came From It Came From YouTube. Commercials starring George “The Animal” Steele. I especially like the first one with Tony Randall. Talk about an odd couple! I would’ve loved to see a sitcom with Tony and George living and working together! License To Draw Viewers(™). What a great batch of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Superfan Showdown App with Virtual Autographs you can buy

1 Submitted by on Wed, 10 April 2013, 20:01
My Partner In Crap Art0Donnell submitted this and writes: Art0Donnell here again! Here’s a series of items in WWE’s new Superfan Showdown Facebook app: pictures of autographs. Well, not just pictures, but moving pictures! For only $3 a pop! Yes, in order to advance in WWE’s new app, one must buy fictitious merchandise such as virtual autographs, foreign objects, and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sheamus Reveals He Is Actually From Dublin, Ohio

10 Submitted by on Wed, 10 April 2013, 02:03
  Washington, DC – During a backstage interview with Matt Striker, The Celtic Warrior Sheamus broke character and revealed that he is not actually from Dublin, Ireland. The interview, meant to hype Sheamus’s 6-man tag team match against The Shield at Wrestlemania, started out as planned. When asked by Striker about how he plans to defeat The Shield, Sheamus, in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Michael Hayes album (with disturbing artwork and bonus song clip)

18 Submitted by on Wed, 10 April 2013, 00:12
Crapper Sean Bateman sent in this Michael Hayes album called “Off The Streets”. Yes, it went Off The Streets and Into The Discount Bin! He writes Many years before Jillian Hall and John Cena comes this gem. This Freebird should stay out of the music scene Yarr, that image of a naked Michael Hayes with the Confederate flag draped over Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XII

7 Submitted by on Tue, 09 April 2013, 11:02
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Diddy performs Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XII

6 Submitted by on Mon, 08 April 2013, 15:07
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Pizza Print- eat your favorite WWE Superstar on a pizza!

2 Submitted by on Mon, 08 April 2013, 00:00
“Ah! A lovely cheese pizza, just for me”. -Kevin McCallister in “Home Alone”. This is a WWE Pizza Print. It’s an edible decoration that you put on top of your pizza after it’s cooked and sliced. Here’s the thing… I like WWE (most of the time). I like pizza (nearly all of the time!) I just don’t think I want those Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 04-06-13

10 Submitted by on Sun, 07 April 2013, 15:44
  “Good morning, WWE Universe!  It’s the biggest wrestling weekend of the entire year, but you’d never know it watching this show, as we hype exactly zero WrestleMania matches!  While we know you’d love to get another half hour talking about Zeb Colter or Hunter possibly retiring, you ain’t getting it here!” Just a guess on my part there – Continue Reading...
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Blue Bar Cage: WrestleMania XXIX: Unusual Stats and Predictions

15 Submitted by on Sun, 07 April 2013, 12:00
  Blue Bar Cage: WrestleMania XXIX: Unusual Stats and Predictions by Justin Henry WWE Tag Team Championship: Daniel Bryan/Kane vs. Dolph Ziggler/Big E Langston -Kane becomes the fifth man in WWE history to defend Tag Team Titles at WrestleMania with more than one different partner: IRS/Mike Rotundo (Barry Windham at 1, Ted Dibiase at 8 and 9), Billy Gunn (Bart Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF WrestleMania music video

1 Submitted by on Sun, 07 April 2013, 00:00
Since today is WrestleMania 29, I thought it was appropriate to post this song that celebrates all that is WrestleMania. Crapper Chris Brown writes: I saw today that there’s a re-post of RD’s classic induction of the not-so-classic WrestleMania: The Album.  I thought it’d be fitting for “It Came From YouTube” to feature the music video for the opening track, which Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The NWO commit attempted vehicular homicide and video tape it

22 Submitted by on Sun, 07 April 2013, 00:00
Crapper Jackson Adamczak submits this clip and writes: An all time favorite, and suprising that I’ve never seen it on the site (or talked about on WCW Tv after this happened), as the nWo (Hall, Nash, Pac) make the Steiner Brothers flip their car and potentially kill them, and decide to leave to scene of the accident. Classic. This is Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WrestleMania 29 Mohawk hat (for women!)

6 Submitted by on Sat, 06 April 2013, 20:57
Believe it or not, I found this WrestleMania 29 Mohawk Hat in the Women’s section of the WWE Shop website. I just can’t believe the WWE expects this thing to appeal to women (or anyone with a pulse, for that matter). I don’t know what’s worse- the bright blue mohawk itself, or the goofy dangly ball things that end up going to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Utterly Disappointed With Build To Wrestlemania Still Excited To Be Going

6 Submitted by on Sat, 06 April 2013, 19:13
Marlboro, NJ – Lifetime wrestling fan and proud “smark” Julian Dimagiba, despite having spent the last few weeks complaining about the build for Wrestlemania, is still completely excited to be going to the event. Dimagiba, the bassist for the band Young Rising Sons and self-described “Master of Ceremonies”, has been taking to Facebook, Twitter, Tout, and various other social media Continue Reading...
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The WrestleMania WrestleCrap Four Pack!

6 Submitted by on Sat, 06 April 2013, 11:24
On the eve of WrestleMania XXIX, here’s four entire WrestleManias deemed fit for induction to this very site! WrestleMania II – By RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Harry Simon WrestleMania IX – By RD Reynolds WrestleMania XI – By Art O’Donnell WrestleMania XXVII – By Justin Henry...
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