Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

Zack Ryder in a Wrestlemania match?

He’s about to get ‘Swerved’ in Headlies.

Hottest WrestleMania NEWZ is right here at WrestleCrap!

Check back often for the latest SCOOPZ!

Think the build to this year’s WrestleMania stinks?

You ain’t seen nothing!

WrestleMania 31’s IC Title Chase…INDUCTED!

Vince McMahon will do anything to make sure Roman Reigns has a memorable Wrestlemania entrance.

You can and you will read about it in Headlies!

Sting is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame…

…and his Guard Bird is being inducted at WrestleCrap!

CAW CAW!!!

Sami Zayn’s role at Wrestlemania revealed!

Strike a pose and read about it in Headlies!

Five Simple Words:  “They Are Fighting Over Shampoo.”

Two More Simple Words: “New Induction!”

Kevin Owens sure looks comfy.

Find out why in Headlies!

Want to watch Vince McMahon choke his daughter and pie face his wife?

Me neither.

But I did, so it’s your latest NEW Induction!

Shane McMahon is back and he’s ready for another invasion.

Head on over to Headlies to find out how he’ll make an “Impact” at Wrestlemania.

Look at the pic to the left. Does this look like it’s a good idea?

Of course not.

Buff Bagwell Boxes Roddy Piper…NEW INDUCTION!

Will Chris Jericho never eeeeevvvverrrrr wear a shirt again?

Bundle up and find out in Headlies!

It’s the other realm match of the century: Billy Gunn vs. Sabrina The Teenage Witch!

NEW INDUCTION!

Featuring a run-in by the voice of the Stunt Granny guy!

Want to let your sweetie know how you feel, but don’t know how?

Headlies has the answer. Believe that!

The worst storyline of 2015 is here!

The Gooker Award Winning Lana-Dolph-Rusev-Summer love trapezoid!

Think AJ Styles is an all-American boy?

Not anymore! Grab your passport and head on over to Headlies!

It may not have won the 2015 Gooker…but it was just 17 votes away!

The DIVAS REVOLUTION!

NEW INDUCTION!

A HUGE match had been announced for Wrestlemania!

Find out what two longtime rivals will be facing off in Headlies!

How many WrestleCrap inductees can you cram into one Royal Rumble?

Find out in our newest induction!

No one was expecting this surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble!

Find out who (or what) it was in Headlies!

Time to announce the “Winner” of the 2015 Gooker Award!

And the voting was so close that no one knows who won…until now!

Yodelayheehoo!

Antonio Cesaro Yodels for…well…No One’s Enjoyment!

NEW INDUCTION!

REVEALED!  The Reason Why James Storm Returned to TNA-Impact Wrestling!

Only at WrestleCrap!

Only in Headlies!

It’s the Slammys, hosted by Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand!

Somehow It’s Even Worse than You Can Imagine!

NEW INDUCTION!

The Legendary Bill Apter Joins WrestleCrap Radio!

Who Were Real People at PWI? Did Bill Invent Apartment Wrestling?

Find out by clicking here!

Going to jail wasn’t all bad for Vince. He got to meet an old friend while in the slammer.

Find out who got all choked up in Headlies!

It’s a Superkick Party with The Young Bucks and Good Ol’ JR is invited!

Find out if Jim Ross is still “Too Sweet” in Headlies

WrestleCrap.com is devastated at the passing of Harry Simon.

You will be missed.

Tribute is here.

It’s the lump of coal nobody wants, but everyone gets.

The Annual WrestleCrap Radio Christmas Show is Here!

Has Dixie Carter been a good girl this year?

Hop onto Santa’s lap and find out in Headlies!

Great Scott!

It’s a Back to the Future Christmas!

And it absolutely sucks!

NEW INDUCTION!!

Turd Up!

K-Fed Has Arrived at WrestleCrap in a New Induction!

WWE has found the reason why ratings are in the basement: lack of Mike Adamle!

Find out how Vince and company are trying to woo back the Ad-Man in an all-new Headlie!

Look at that image.  Does this look like a GOOD Christmas movie?

Of course not.  That’s why we’re inducting it!

Christmas Bounty is at WrestleCrap.com!

Bad News Brown Has a Surprise for Jake Roberts:

MUTANT HARLEM SEWER RATS!

NEW INDUCTION!

  • TNA Moves HQ To Warehouse, Begins Team Challenge Series. "A New Era Begins," Proclaims Dixie Carter
  • Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows Thankful Their Team Not Named "Aces and Cueballs"
  • Shane McMahon Running Raw Tonight; Company Laughs, Snorting, "What, You Guys Take Storylines Seriously?"
  • Wrestlemania 33 to be 25 Hours Long
  • Zack Ryder 1-0 at Mania, Plans on Challenging for Undertaker Streak
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It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Fink is here courtesy of Chris Jericho!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 23 August 2013, 20:48
Crapper Logan Harding writes: This happened around the time Y2J made his debut for the company. I guess him getting Fink to act like the Warrior is supposed to prove….something. I thought Fink was hilarious in this! Kudos to him for going through with it. Destrucity flows through The Fink like water through the mighty river! Thanks, Logan!...
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Induction: Piper vs. Lawler: No promotion in the world would dare pass this off as “The New Generation.” Well, maybe AWA.

32 Submitted by on Thu, 22 August 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1994 It’s no secret that I’m a big fan of the late Art Donovan’s classic terrible commentary at King of the Ring 1994. Given my pen name (based on Gorilla Monsoon’s botched introduction that evening) and my blog entitled, “How Much Does This Guy Weigh?”, it should come as no surprise that Harry Simon’s induction of Art Donovan at Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Vince McMahon rips on a jobber he says “could be wrapped in a Glad bag”.

12 Submitted by on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:48
Crapper Surfer Sandman writes: I just want to submit the following Youtube video of what is probably Vince McMahon’s most hilarious commentary on a match. Also features Bruno Sammartino on commentary. Let me know if you’re interested. This site has a transcript of the video as well. Wow! Vince was really kind of being a jerk to the poor guy. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Guys- Hulk Hogan is interested in your sex life- and your prostate!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:41
Paul over at Infomercial Hell covers two print ads Hulk Hogan did for an erectile disfunction pill, and a prostate health pill. I’ll let Paul talk about the ads themselves. All I will add is that while prostate health is certainly important, it sure is weird seeing Hulk Hogan interested in mine… Maybe he can loan Angry Jim some of Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXXI

27 Submitted by on Tue, 20 August 2013, 13:58
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. TNA cut Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXXI

34 Submitted by on Mon, 19 August 2013, 15:19
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Miz Revealed to be Lovecraftian Old God

9 Submitted by on Mon, 19 August 2013, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – In a shocking turn of events, WWE Superstar The Miz, was revealed to be a blasphemous “Old One”, an ancient and extremely powerful supernatural entity from beyond the stars. Following an exciting main event featuring WWE Champion John Cena and Daniel Bryan, The Miz, who was serving as the host of Summerslam, stood in the middle Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Little Hercules is here, and he’s in 3-D, brother!

6 Submitted by on Mon, 19 August 2013, 00:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: So way, way back in 2006 there was an episode of Hogan Knows Best which followed the Hulkster as he worked on a film called “Little Hercules in 3D” where Brooke and Nick also got bit parts and The Big Show played a major villain. You may ask yourself “wait I never saw Little Hercules” in Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES — Conquistadors Continue Not Living Up to Their Name

8 Submitted by on Sat, 17 August 2013, 09:00
June 20th, 2013, Dumpwater, FL — WCNewz was on hand last night for an Indy Event, where the Tag Team known as Los Conquistadors continued not living up to their name. For more than a quarter of a century, multiple wrestlers have worn the gold bodysuit/mask combo, wrestling in losing efforts in Japan, New Zealand, Mexico, the US and other Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brooke Hogan Excited To Start Doing Whatever It Is She Actually Does

12 Submitted by on Sat, 17 August 2013, 08:30
Tampa Bay, FL – Following the news of her firing, TNA Knockouts Executive Brooke Hogan has stated that she is looking forward to her future projects. In a press conference, Hogan, real name Brooke Ellen Bollea, said, “This chapter in my life is closing, but I am looking forward to the next one. I have been blessed with a wildly Continue Reading...
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Induction: NXT Season 2 Finale: Bros before Pros, or Why Curtis Axel isn’t world champion already

33 Submitted by on Thu, 15 August 2013, 20:00
NXT started in early 2010 as a proving ground for new talent, combining elements of Raw and Smackdown (wrestling) with elements of the Million Dollar Tough Enough (reality TV-style eliminations, absurd challenges). The first season was won by Wade Barrett, but the real exclamation point at the end of the season came when all eight rookies stormed the ring and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Local Man Didn’t Realize How Much He Cared About Darren Young Until He Came Out

24 Submitted by on Thu, 15 August 2013, 13:57
  Glendale, AZ – After WWE superstar Darren Young admitted his homosexuality on Thursday, an outpouring of support has manifested, from fans and WWE personnel alike. Longtime fan Tom Bogerton, 32, of Delmore Street, was never particularly a fan of Young, or Young’s tag team, the Prime Time Players, until the stirring announcement. “I always just ignored his team, because Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Kurt Angle Pizza Outlet Commercial

10 Submitted by on Thu, 15 August 2013, 00:00
Crapper E-Squared writes: This had to have been not long after his gold medal win in Atlanta for the 1996 Olympic Games. I mean for the delivery guy to to shill Angle’s notoriety is an indicator that he was known, not to mention the name card saying “Kurt Angle- Olympic gold medalist.” Anyway, I still remember seeing this commercial on Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXX

21 Submitted by on Tue, 13 August 2013, 13:35
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. John Cena Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Paul Heyman has a special gift for The Undertaker

5 Submitted by on Tue, 13 August 2013, 00:00
From Smackdown in 2003, Paul Heyman has a special gift for The Undertaker…. And it’s none other than Brother Love! Oh boy! I wonder how they got the box with him in it into the ring without the crowd seeing who was inside? Unfortunately, The Undertaker is not very appreciative of the gift. Hey; it’s the thought that counts, you know! Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 18

1 Submitted by on Mon, 12 August 2013, 20:52
It’s the 8th anniversary of RD and Blade broadcasting together!  Join the boys as they discuss their glorious history, the Archives now being ONLINE (!!!!), their ongoing Fantasy Total Divas, and well, not a whole lot else.  Enjoy, kids!  ...
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It Came From YouTube: Somethin’ Fishy’s going on with George “The Animal” Steele, and Greg “The Hammer” Valentine

5 Submitted by on Mon, 12 August 2013, 20:11
As discussed on WrestleCrap Radio way back in December of 2008 (available for your listening pleasure in the WrestleCrap Archives) here’s the pitch reel (trailer?) for “Somethin’ Fishy” staring George “The Animal” Steele and Greg “The Hammer” Valentine! Quoting right from the description in the YouTube video: When retired World Wrestling Entertainment’s (WWE), George “The Animal” Steele and Greg “The Continue Reading...
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