RAW is moving to 5 hours!

Now one wrestling journalist is suffering from a “Minus Five Stars” mental breakdown.

Find out who in an all-new Headlie!

Break out the VCR!

The Divas are in Hedonism!

Classic Induction!

Crunch into some action with WWF Superstars cereal in an all new Someone Bought This (plus free flip book!).

Celebrate the new The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary with a call from Sid.  Actually, three of them – he can’t find the arena!

NEW INDUCTION!

Want to win a $25 Amazon Gift Card? You can by entering the “Look At My Crap!” contest! Click on the gift card for all the details!

Kevin Steen is getting a makeover!

Will it be crappy?

Oui! Oui! Oui!

The Mega-Manics have a Mega-Crappy Megaphone in an all new Someone Bought This!

Mega!

What did this poor screen do to deserve destruction?

Destruction by sledgehammer, no less?

New induction!

Want to be the first to own the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition…and help a local charity?

Then click on RD to join the fun!

The most infuriating induction RD Reynolds has ever penned!

What else could it be but Eric Bischoff’s WWE debut?

Gets to clickin’!

The WWE Walkout.

Now Inducted.

What, you thought we’d forgotten about it?

It’s an interview with your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds!

Check out a killer hour as RD and host Josh Harris talk all things WrestleCrap!

Strip Poker featuring…BALLS MAHONEY?

Can a bunch of hot chicks save the day?

Classic Induction!

Steve Austin and…Steven Seagal????

Sounds like a New Induction to us, too.

Which WWE Legend and future Hall of Famer is helping out the Bella Twins?

 

Find out in an all-new Headlie!

Why is Arn Anderson covered in urine?

The answer is in our NEW Induction!

Click the yellow enforcer for all the deets!

 

Hulk Hogan can light up your life in an all new Someone Bought This!

Presented by The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition:

The WCW MYSTERY MAN is inducted!

R.D Reynolds remembers his good friend and WrestleCrap co-founder the late Merle Vincent Griggs.

The TNA DVD board game is interactive, cool, and… well okay, it’s interactive at least. And it’s an all new Someone Bought This!

Some call-ups from NXT have failed and it’s all your fault!

Find out why Triple H is blaming you in an all-new Headlie!

Well, this was a bad idea.

But makes for a good induction!

Steve Austin’s Heel Turn…INDUCTED!

Here Lies the WCW World Television Title.

Learn of its sad demise in a New Induction!

Click the headstone for more!

It’s a Sting rocket… blimp… hat… thing (?) and it’s an all new, all confusing Someone Bought This!

You’ve always wanted to play with Sable, and now you can with these handheld video games in an all new Someone Bought This!

A shocking discovery made at the WWE Warehouse!

How does it involve the former Tuesday Night Delight?

Click here to find out!

You’ve Seen Chyna Wrestle, Wait ’til You See Her Box!

See, because she’s fighting Joey Buttafuoco.

That was close.  New induction!

It’s a very 90′s edition of Someone Bought This featuring WWF Pogs!

Look at RD Reynolds, smiling.

That was BEFORE the Ice Bucket Challenge gone horribly wrong!

Click for all the details!

Achtung baby!

 

John Cena spricht Deutsch!

Klicken sie hier!

You’d Scream Too If You Knew Who Was Guest Starring on Sabrina: The Teenage Witch!

Hint: It’s Chyna.

 

New Induction!

WWF wrestlers + Hockey + Foosball = FUN!!! All this in a brand new Someone Bought This! GAME ON!

YAPAPI!!!!

The infamous Yapapi Indian Strap Match Is Here, JACK!!

New induction!!!

WrestleCrap meets SummerSlam!

Join RD Reynolds for running SummerSlam Commentary!

Hit his Facebook 8pm Sunday night.  Get in on the fun here!

The best thing WWE has done in YEARS!

The Retro SummerSlam Report!!

It Came from YouTube!

Eve Marie’s SummerSlam opponent has been announced and only WrestleCrap has the scoop! Read all about it in the latest Headlie!

The Reunion.  A John Cena Joint.

Any good?  Long odds.

NEW Induction!

Hey Yo! Buy your kids a novelty foam drug tool today, Chico! It’s the latest Someone Bought This!

You too can own a piece of the table that Bully Ray put Dixie through! It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

TNA will be fine, sugar! Dixie has the solution and they’re coming soon to Impact Wrestling! Read all about it in a brand new Headlie!

Did the debut episode of Wrestling Challenge suck?

Beyond a shadow of a doubt!

New Induction!!

Hacksaw Jim Duggan vinyl picture disc! HOOOOO! It’s an all new Someone Bought This, tough guy!

R.D Reynolds pays tribute to WrestleCrap’s good friend the late, great “Earthquake” John Tenta.

The Hulk Hogan Safety Target Set game is both safe, and a target game! And it’s our latest Someone Bought This, too!

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  • SPOILER ALERT: Bobby Roode Wins TNA Title After Ezekiel Jackson Turns Down Run
  • RT @TWHpodcast: Tune in tomorrow for our next episode with special guest @WrestleCrapRD !!
  • Kimchee to Coach Cameron on Proper Pinning Techniques
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It Came From YouTube: “Macho Man” Randy Savage “Romeo And Juliet” Slim Jim Commercial

5 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 04:33
Devoted Crapper Chris Morgan writes: Macho Man Randy Savage was a garish gentleman, but he was a man with a simple dream. He wanted us to enjoy juicy beef. He wanted us to enjoy spice. He wanted us to put snooty community theater directors in their place. And if that all could be done by somebody snapping into a Slim Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 01-12-13

9 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 13:11
  Ah, what better way to spend my birthday than with SATURDAY MORNING SLAM!  Yeah, this is how me, RD Jr., and all my Facebook friends spend 30 minutes each week, even if it is a special occasion where we should be doing something, really ANYTHING, else.  But hey, let’s see what kinda present Vince McMahon is sending me this Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Layla’s Oranges

2 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 12:37
RD Reynolds: Ok, I’ve been doing these columns for like five years or something, and just when I think nothing can top the latest most ridiculous item wrestling companies have tried to pawn off on fans, I find WWE selling oranges autographed by Layla. Let me repeat this: “What’s tangy and sweet, good for you and looks good in orange? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Biker’s Court with Hacksaw Jim Duggan

3 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 09:45
RD: “Was doing my weekly search to see what might make for a good induction and came across this: Holy Crap! If Vince really wants to start a WWE Network with original programming, this show is a MUST. Also a must is that this needs inducted asap. Anyone have a full version of it? If so, drop me a line!”...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/12/13: PPV Reduction

11 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 08:00
Some people are ringing the oft-rung death-bell for TNA, after word came out that the company would revert to a schedule of four PPVs a year: Genesis (January), Lockdown (April), Slammiversary (June), and Bound For Glory (October). The remainder of the schedule is filled in with pre-taped, lower-cost PPVs with themes based on tag teams, the X Division, et al. Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 2

11 Submitted by on Fri, 11 January 2013, 20:12
An amazing second episode!  Thrill to RD buying pizza!  Guffaw at Blade’s story of a tanning and bait shop!  And learn the true reason Anakin Skywalker hates sand!  ...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/11/13: Your First Crap

83 Submitted by on Fri, 11 January 2013, 08:00
Hey hey hey (/Dwayne voice) people. Welcome to the new WrestleCrap.com. By now, you’ve noticed the new-and-improved (not even going out on a limb here) design for the site, as well as the flurry of new features that this long-running site will offer. One such new feature is the morning “Curtain Jerker”, wherein I’ll do one of two things: rant Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: “Macho Man” Randy Savage and “Dr. Death” Steve Williams tattoos

8 Submitted by on Fri, 11 January 2013, 00:00
Long-time Crapper Dustin Nichols was nice enough to share his awesome wrestling tattoos (!) with us. He writes the following: I don’t know if this technically counts, but I thought I’d share my two wrestling-related tattoos with you. They are tributes to my late friend, “Dr. Death” Steve Williams and “Macho Man” Randy Savage. -Dustin Nichols Very cool, Dustin! I especially love Continue Reading...
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Press Release: WrestleCrap.com, The World’s Longest-Running Pro Wrestling Comedy Site, Relaunches

5 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 21:58
WrestleCrap.com, The World’s Longest-Running Pro Wrestling Comedy Site, Relaunches Indianapolis, IN –Following months of preparation, WrestleCrap.com has relaunched, offering visitors more laughs at the often goofy world of pro wrestling than ever before.  The site was started on April 1, 2000, and now, fueled by additional columnists, features, and a completely new look, the site is posed to continue its reign Continue Reading...
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Welcome One and All to the NEW WrestleCrap.com!

11 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 19:55
Why hello there, Fellow Crappers and welcome to the brand spankin’ new WrestleCrap.com!  Yes, after years of hearing how the site looked like something on Geocities, we have finally updated it to something a bit more modern…hope you like! But it’s not just the look of the site that has changed.  Sure, all your favorite columns, such as It Came Continue Reading...
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Parts Unknown Yearbook – Coming Soon!

19 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 18:51
Welcome to the brand spanking new WrestleCrap. In the coming days and weeks ahead, me, along with my fellow yearbook staffer, the Filthy Ape, will be doing something I’ve always wanted to do – paying tribute to the entire population of the greatest town known to mankind, Parts Unknown. Legends, luchadores, indy wrestlers, you name it. If they are sporting Continue Reading...
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The Evolution of Crap

0 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 15:53
RD Reynolds is CM Punk. No, the “Real Deal” is not a tattooed firebrand, doling out more potshots than the Friar’s Club. Nor is he particularly what you’d call an “indy darling”, in spite of his involvement in the legendary Mike Samples car incident. RD’s similiarity to the WWE Champion stems from this commonality: they speak for a group of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania Revisited

5 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 00:00
Fellow Crapper Chris Morgan was nice enough to submit this week’s “It Came From YouTube” and wrote the following: Ah, Pastamania! Not just the foremost provider of Hulk Hogan themed pasta dishes, but a muse to us all. It inspired the Hulkster himself to defeat Big Bubba, but it inspired me as well. As a comedy-type person, I was required Continue Reading...
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CONTEST OVER & An Update on Gooker Voting!

125 Submitted by on Mon, 07 January 2013, 21:00
And this contest is over!  Congrats to Ryan for his post in which he talks about wanting s’mores.  Or something.  So I’ll be in touch, young man! Also, wanted to thank EVERYONE for their posts.  They’ve given me a lot of ideas of what to post for the Gooker voting, which will take place…soon.  Vague, I know.  My apologies, but Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 01-05-13

15 Submitted by on Mon, 07 January 2013, 20:53
It may shock some of you to know that I, RD Reynolds, have never written recurring wrestling show reports in my life.  I mean, sure, I’ve inducted several shows before on the site, but not once have I filed weekly recaps or anything like that.  But that’s all changing now, courtesy of the show that has helped me rekindle my Continue Reading...
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Time to vote – the 2012 Gooker Awards!

64 Submitted by on Sun, 06 January 2013, 21:25
Another 12 months of horrible wrestling is past us…and you know what that means: it’s time to vote for the absolute worst of the worst!  What will win the 2012 Gooker Award? Without further adieu, here’s the nominees! The Various Loves of AJ Lee: Want to simultaneously kill time on three hour Raws and a character that people at the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Hornswoggle Celebrates Over 2,000 Days As Cruiserweight Champion

2 Submitted by on Sun, 06 January 2013, 21:09
A large celebration is planned for next week’s Monday Night Raw to commemorate Hornswoggle’s unprecedented 5 ½ year run with the Cruiserweight championship. WWE is pulling out all the stops to celebrate the milestone for the wrestler originally known as “The Little Bastard”. “Remember the ‘Rock: This Is Your Life’ segment a few years back?” said Raw head writer David Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE looking to take the “Be A Star” program in a new direction

0 Submitted by on Sun, 06 January 2013, 19:21
Stamford, CT – For those of you who think the WWE’s anti-bullying campaign is already ridiculous, according to our WWE insider, Vince McMahon is taking the “Be A Star” program in a new direction… and it’s out of this world. “I think Vince is taking it a bit too literal,” our WWE insider admitted over the phone, “he basically wants Continue Reading...
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Induction: Fighting Fit with Roddy Piper: Just so you know, he is NOT Your Dad. Be thankful.

20 Submitted by on Sun, 06 January 2013, 17:22
Fitness Video, 1992 Text by RD Reynolds Thanks to Fellow Crapper Danny Hanlon for donating this tape!   Does that stupid calendar say January again? I hate January! Look, yeah, it’s my birth month and all that jazz, but really, it’s one of my least favorite months of the entire year. For starters, I love Christmas, and having to take down Continue Reading...
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About WrestleCrap.com

0 Submitted by on Tue, 01 January 2013, 18:28
Welcome to the Worst of Pro Wrestling! Why hello there, RD Reynolds here.  I guess this is the area of our site where we discuss what this silly place on the world wide interwebs is all about. Founded on April 1, 2000, WrestleCrap.com is a comedy site dedicated to all the worst in professional wrestling, so horrible characters, gimmicks, matches, Continue Reading...
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