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Vince Searches For a New Creative VP

9 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 18:20
Alright guys, admittedly, we’ve been in a bit of a creative slump going into WrestleMania. Our stories have the direction of Mr Magoo on roller skates, and that’s why I had to let Pankowski go. In addition to not nurturing the ideas of others, his own ideas were forceful and lacked any semblance of continuity. So it’s time for a Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Sleeping Bag

2 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 13:27
Fellow WrestleCrap contributor Shane aka RamboHomerMcFly sent in this picture of his WWF Sleeping Bag and writes: The sleeping bag in question is in storage but I found this pic online that’s exactly like mine. it’s a small bag; I fit in it perfectly when i was 7. I’ve had it for 28 years, I think, I think and it’s still Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Undertaker To Challenge For The Divas Title At Wrestlemania

4 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 09:10
  Indianapolis, IN – Returning WWE superstar The Undertaker shocked the world this past Monday by challenging Kaitlyn for the Divas title at Wrestlemania. Many believed it was a forgone conclusion that Undertaker would take on CM Punk, but the Dead Man insisted on fighting for the woman’s championship. “It’s a matter of personal pride,” said Undertaker. “I’ve won the Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker 3/13/13: The Lowlight Reel

5 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 07:00
Sorry, keep forgetting to do these. Damn other thoughts…. But anyway, let’s chatter about that abomination from Monday, where Brad Maddox, Chris Jericho, The Miz, and Wade Barrett had a wholly godawful talking segment, spurred by four issues. -It was nothing more than a bit of business to promote 2 in-house movies (one of which made $5.4M its opening weekend Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Rowdy” Roddy Piper picks 2 nobodies and a WrestleCrap hero to go up against the NWO at Uncensored 1997

19 Submitted by on Tue, 12 March 2013, 00:00
Above is Part 1. Here is a link to Part 2 of the segment if you can stand to watch any more of it. This is one of the most baffling, nonsensical segments in the history of WCW (and that’s really saying something!) and I’m pretty sure it all came from the mind of “Rowdy” Roddy Piper himself. Heading into the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Alex Wright toy car

6 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 21:28
Oh boy, it’s a WCW Alex Wright toy car! Really, how much crossover could there be between Alex Wright fans, racing fans, and toy car collectors? That’s a pretty specific demographic they’re targeting with this thing. This is more like the kind of toy your Grandma or Aunt whom you only see once a year buys you for Christmas because Continue Reading...
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WWE Monday Night Raw 3/11/13 Live Coverage

25 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 18:08
  Bruce Prichard was unable to re-sign Justin before tonight’s event, so Gorilla Monsoon will once again handle reviewing duties on behalf of WrestleCrap! Prichard’s lack of responsibility make Monsoon glad he retired. 8:00: A somber opening here in Indianapolis, as we pay tribute to the late great Paul Bearer. He was undoubtedly, a classic. 8:02: Holy smokes, this place Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 03-09-13

10 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 11:15
  “Chaos has run amuck…the WWE roster is in disarray…alliances forged…allegiances questioned…who can you trust?  These are dark and turbulent times…will a leader rise? The very FATE of Saturday Morning Slam hangs in the balance!” Seriously, that’s how the show started this week.   Oh, and it wasn’t the usual jovial morning narrator, unless he scored Ole Anderson’s Black Scorpion voice Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Scott Steiner’s Freak Tunes: The Big Poppa Pump Soundtrack

6 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 00:00
  When I first spotted this Scott Steiner “Freak Tunes” CD on Amazon my head filled with glorious visions of Scott in a cheap, ill-fitting rented tuxedo with that stupid chain-mail thing on his head, singing/screaming a song like Glo-Worm to a cheesy Karaoke background track at an airport in the middle of nowhere. How fantastic would that have been? I Continue Reading...
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TNA Lockdown 2013 Live Coverage

10 Submitted by on Sun, 10 March 2013, 18:05
  Yes, we even do TNA PPVs. Check in with us at 8 PM EST for live coverage of TNA’s cage-themed PPV. And send your snarkiest tweets to me if you want to be a part of this feed. 7:40: Just re-upped my deal to do TNA PPVs. Thank you, Mr. Prichard, for remembering I was working without one. 8:02: Well well, Continue Reading...
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Blue Bar Cage: Nathan Avery’s Crusade Against Classless Wrestling

2 Submitted by on Sun, 10 March 2013, 12:00
  (AUTHOR’S NOTE: this article is written as an homage to the kayfabe magazines we grew up with. If you have an issue with that, take it up with Apter; he inspired this) Nathan Avery’s Crusade Against Classless Wrestling by Justin Henry The discourteous images of the Attitude Era, WWE’s period of roughshod indifference and sinful excess, would fill a Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Batman Adam West Meets SuperKing Jerry Lawler!

2 Submitted by on Sun, 10 March 2013, 10:15
Text by Blade Braxton Welcome to the first ever installment of our new Youtube feature here at the ‘Crap, temporarily entitled “It Came From Youtube!” (Yes, we know that sucks. Please give us a better title. We will love you for it.) (Note from 2013 RD: No one ever did!) Every week, we’ll be digging up some of the most bizarre, most Continue Reading...
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Headlies: George Wells Still Jobbin’ & Frothin’ on the Indy Circuit

0 Submitted by on Sun, 10 March 2013, 10:00
  Recently, WCNewz caught up with an accomplished pro wrestler who held titles in nearly every North American territory in the late 1970’s & 1980’s: George Wells. However, Wells, who also played in the Canadian Football League, isn’t known for being the Southeastern Championship Wrestling Champion or co-holder of 4 Tag-Team Titles in his career. Instead, he’s best known for losing Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Boy Tony

7 Submitted by on Sun, 10 March 2013, 00:00
Loyal Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Even USWA gave us the debut of the Tasmaniac, who you know now as Taz (yes the Human Suplex Machine/the most miserable man on the planet Taz), Dragon Master (not Ricky Steamboat), Cyberpunks (PG-13 under masks), The Fat boys tag team with the names Meat and Potatoes, the Nation of Domination with Tracy Smothers with Continue Reading...
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