RD Reynolds is BACK!

His first new induction in forever is The Infamous Nitro with No Wrestling.

Enjoy?

These WWF sheets from 1991 will look familiar to some of you in an all new Someone Bought This!

Watch out!  Ken’s in the ZONE!

World’s Most Dangerous Tweet Coming at You!

Who knew Twitter was around in 1999?

Please join us in a moment of silence for JTG

Scratch-Off and WHOOO! with the official Ric Flair South Carolina lottery t-shirt and autographed voided lottery tickets in an all new Someone Bought This!

The only way anyone would ever relive Edge vs. Kane: by being bound and gagged.

But hey, we watched it and inducted it!

Click on to read the horribleness!

Next week on Raw, Giant Panther makes his debut.

A winner is you!

All this and more in the Meme Event!

Chyna wrote a book? And Someone Bought This?

Legends’ House is OVER!

YAY!

Wait, I still have to review this episode?  Oh come on…

A Dixie Carter Tweet for the Ages.

#yourerightthatisrude

Poor Teddy Finally Has to Pay Up.

Hollar.

New Headlie is Here!

I know this will shock you, but WCW did very stupid things… and Lance Storm has all the details in a new blog post!

Join WrestleCrap in celebrating Virgil’s birthday in our own special way!

Cena.

Laurinaitis.

Induction.

Why you little… It’s a Bret Hart Simpsons figure in an all new Someone Bought This!

FIXED! RD and Blade eat wacky snacks & fix Legends House with a guest who hasn’t been on the show in SIX YEARS!

Who is it?  ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!!

The Leprechaun: Origins trailer with Hornswoggle is here! Is it any good? If you’re seeing it here, probably not…

Trent Knight is back… in trading card form!

It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

How much are these signed Hulk Hogan boots?

You won’t believe it in an all new Someone Bought This!

Legends House is back with a Roddy Piper Roast!

And more Ashley than you can handle!

Read our review…rightchere!

This is where we’d usually say “Not that there’s anything wrong with that” but…

…well, it kinda sucked, so there was something wrong with it.

NEW INDUCTION!

Oatmeal cookies shaped like WWF Superstars? I’m so there! It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

No Hunter – I am your father!

Or something like that.

It’s Raw, Meme Event Style!

“You fans can click it, brother!” with the Hulk Hogan camera in an all new Someone Bought This!

It’s Legends House Meets The Newlywed Game!  

Seriously, did anyone think this sounded like a good idea?

Anyone? 

HUGE spoiler for this weekend’s Payback!

Do not view if you don’t want it ruined!

Otherwise, yeah, click away.

Scotty Flamingo vs. Johnny B. Badd in a Boxing Match.

You’ll wish you were down for the count too!

NEW INDUCTION!

Adrian Neville, WrestleCrap has the solution to beating Tyson Kidd tonight at Takeover!

And it’s courtesy of WWE Champ Daniel Bryan!

Thank you, Saturday Morning Slam!

Why hasn’t everyone on planet earth checked out the WrestleCrap Facebook yet?

Yeah, I don’t know either, dude.

Hit the whammy bar to find out more!

Do you dare to drink from the (possibly) evil Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler? Click on Puppet Hulk… if you dare!

Raw the best way you can view it!

MEME Event Style!

Click the bearded wonder for more!

Rare Leaping Lanny Poffo (The Genius) Frisbee on eBay now! Click for details!

Wrestling news, Mickie James’ bun in the oven, and Test Formula Doritos!

Episode 29 of The RD and Blade Show is Here!

This WCW ad is very confusing- just like WCW was! See the full size thing in an all new Someone Bought This!

Tony Atlas does unspeakable things to shoes and Gene Okerlund gets a massage.

Yeah, it’s Legends House.

RD Reynolds’ review is RIGHTCHERE!

It’s the WrestleCrap Memorial Day Weekend Book Sale!

Just $15 gets you TWO Autographed WrestleCrap books…with Free Shipping!!

Don’t look so glum Vince…the stock crash, Daniel Bryan’s injury…

Help is on its way!

Click the downy clowny for the scoop!

The Rock and…SPOCK Connection?

Dwayne Johnson beams up to Star Trek!

New Induction!

Bad Influence takes on their biggest (and cutest) challenge yet in a new comic book in an all new Someone Bought This!

Mick Foley has a MAJOR Announcement…

…and you won’t believe what it is!

Click the Hardcore Legend for all the details!

(Not) Live from the jolly olde UK…

It’s the MEME Event!

(And he’s right – the bus was way better.)

Is Legends House Episode V as good as Star Wars Episode V?

The answer is no.

Here’s RD’s review anyway!

Lovers? That’s what this sticker says in an all new Someone Bought This!

You may think you know why Daniel Bryan is laying in a hospital bed…but we’ve uncovered the truth.

Only at WrestleCrap.com!

Not many have pinned John Cena, but THIS MAN has!

Find out his identity in an all new Epic Tweet!

Said it before, we’ll say it another thousand times:

Poor Zack Ryder.

His saga with Kane…INDUCTED!!

How much would you have to pay for a baseball bat signed by Hulk Hogan? Find out in an all new Someone Bought This!

Hulk Hogan’s album is cheap, so buy it today!

The only Raw recap with Rocky & Bullwinkle references.

Which makes it the BEST!

Click on Boris and Natasha for more!

Start your week off the right way: with a WrestleCrap LEGENDS HOUSE REVIEW!

(Note: The Surgeon General does not approve of this method for starting your week.  In fact,  not one sane person possibly could.  You’ve been warned.)

Finally, you can learn every riveting details bout Linda Hogan’s life in her autobiography in an all new Someone Bought This!

This was NOT how the Cena-Wyatt Cage Match Was Supposed to End!

Find out the ORIGINAL plan only at WrestleCrap.com!

Go on an adventure with a True Champion like Hulk Hogan with a storybook in an all new Someone Bought This!

Triple H as an ex-con heading back into society!

And it’s NOT The Chaperone!

#bestexcononabusever

The worst Raw in ages…Meme’d for your ‘enjoyment’.

Click the wimp to find out more!

It’s LIVE!  Vince Russo joins RD and Blade and He’s Got a HUGE Announcement!

Back with TNA? Joining Jeff Jarrett? We’ve got the scoop!

Get to Clickin’!

Old wrestlers go bowling!  And work at a car wash!

Yeah, we can’t believe no real network picked this up either.

Click the slide to join the fun!

You with Bret Hart! You with The Undertaker! It can happen with this customized photo offer in an all new Someone Bought This!

Help!  One of our Jojos is missing!

Can you help find her?

Join the search!

Oh Please No.  Not This!

nWo Souled Out is back…and inducted!

Click the skanks for more!

It’s taken years, but…

…WHO is finally explained!

Click the Anv…err, Masked Man for more!

A Willow golf umbrella? Fore-get about it!

See it for yourself in an all new Someone Bought This!

Thrill as old wrestlers try to figure out what to eat!

Plus polo isn’t played!

Legends House is Reviewed…WrestleCrap Style!

  • TNA To Book Adam Bomb for Tokyo Bound for Glory
  • New Erick Rowan/Luke Harper Theme Performed by Emmet Otter's Jug Band
  • Cost Cutting Measure: TNA Rigs Poll to Show Fans Voting For One-Sided Ring
  • New Pat Patterson SHOCKER: There Was No Intercontinental Title Tournament in Rio de Janeiro
  • Aksana Wished Well in Future Injurings of Other Divas
All The Latest Crap!

Georgia: George Steele in Drag. We Think.

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WWF, 1987 Text by RD Reynolds Oh man, here we go again. Time for another “guy dresses up as a woman, amuses no one” induction. Can I just cut and paste the text from the Harvina induction and call it a night? Or Sammy? Or Kloudi? Sigh. After 11 years of writing inductions, I notice that a few of the same Continue Reading...
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Drew Carey: WWE Inducted Him. Why Wouldn’t We?

0 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 18:42
WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds You know what I love? You know what really makes me laugh? The folks who point to the WWE Hall of Fame as if it’s some legitimate entity that really decides who the best in the business are. I can’t even fathom there are people in this world who really believe that this sham is Continue Reading...
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The Abraham Washington Show: Pros: Tony Atlas Laughing. Cons: Everything Else.

2 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 18:38
WWE-ECW, 2009 – 2010 Text by RD Reynolds There were warning signs. There were warning signs that I shouldn’t do this induction. Now please don’t misunderstand me: there were no warning signs that The Abraham Washington Show shouldn’t be inducted. That was never in doubt, because that thing was horrible, and it was horrible for like 80 weeks straight or however Continue Reading...
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The NEW Monday Night Wars: 2010 Gooker Award Winner

8 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 18:23
TNA, 2010 Text by RD Reynolds Well, TNA, congratulations. Dixie Carter, come on up and claim your prize. It took eight years to finally snag it, but you did it. The Gooker is finally yours. In a lot of ways, this day was inevitable. I mean, for how many years have folks been lambasting this company for putting on horrible shows, Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Nitro Girls Swimsuit Calendar Special: Excited at Two Hours of Bikini-Clad Nitro Girls? You Won’t Be!

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WCW, 1999 Text by RD Reynolds; many thanks to the F4W BOARD (in particular Alan4L for providing the footage) Of all the amazing things I have seen in wrestling over the past 25 years or so of watching it, nothing has been more incredible than its unparalled ability to take gorgeous women and make me never want to see them ever, EVER again. Continue Reading...
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Santa Buddies: You Wouldn’t Think Puppies Could Suck the Joy Out of Christmas

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Direct to Hell DVD Release, 2009 Text by RD Reynolds Mrs. Deal: “Let me see if I got this right: you’re going to make fun of a kids’ Christmas movie starring puppies. What is wrong with you?”Oh no…no no no, Mrs. Deal. Don’t you dare paint me as the villain here.I didn’t make this movie. I didn’t make this horrible, horrendous, atrocious, insert Continue Reading...
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WWF Christmas Party 2001: They Sure Don’t Have Parties Like THIS Anymore!

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WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds Office Christmas parties ain’t what they used to be. While I was never privy to the insanity that apparently took place back in the 70′s (according to TV and film, those things had everything from guys xeroxing their anuses to drugs to orgies to guys xeroxing their anuses with drugs while having an orgie), I Continue Reading...
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ECW Monster Mash: Kane vs. Khali vs. Henry vs. Viscera. Yep, That’s Horrifying!

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:48
WWECW, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds I know a lot of you hated the WWE re-incarnated version of ECW, and for years, I stood amongst you with the torches and pitchforks. Lately, though, I’ve had a fond recollection for the show. Think about all the great times we had on those Sci-Fi Tuesday nights. Remember when Kelly Kelly was an exhibitionist Continue Reading...
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Kizarny: Think Clowns are Scary? Not Compared to Carnies!

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:42
WWE, 2008 – 2009 Text by RD Reynolds and Triple Kelly So yes, it’s Halloween (or thereabouts) and as we always do ’round here, we start scrambling to figure out what to induct for the holiday. This year, it wasn’t even a question: I knew from the day he debuted that Kizarny was the scariest freakin’ thing I’d ever seen. Not Halloweeny enough Continue Reading...
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Boy Meets Vader: Because Every TGIF Sitcom Needs a Mastadon!

0 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:40
TV Show, 1996 Text by Triple Kelly and RD Reynolds Big Van “The Man They Call” Vader was one of the best monster heels in WCW and the WWF. A behemoth with a true smash mouth style, killer look, and excellent big man ability, he looked to be unstoppable. I remember his awesome encounters with the likes of Sting and Ric Flair and Continue Reading...
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TNA Fish Market Street Fight: TNA Discovers What Pro Wrestling Needs: FISH ON ICE!!

0 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:38
TNA, 2008 Text by Triple Kelly and RD Reynolds Over the years, I’ve done a lot of interviews about this here website. I always enjoy doing them, as it’s a lot of fun to blabber on regarding the stupidity I’ve seen this last decade. Invariably, I wind up getting the same questions over and over, the most frequent of which is “has anyone Continue Reading...
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Arli$$ on Nitro: Maybe If He Had Played Alexander Knox…

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:34
WCW, 1999 Text by Triple Kelly and RD Reynolds The subject of celebrity appearances in wrestling promotions is a hot topic for fans of the sport. There are a few good ones out there (none of which are coming to mind) and bad ones (of which nearly all are coming to mind). Usually the worst appearances are when celebrities are worked into an Continue Reading...
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Jenna vs. Sharmell: It’s Official, We’re in Hell

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:31
TNA, 2009 Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds OH. MY. GOD. I…….I…….I’m speechless. I am literally at a loss for words. I have just witnessed the absolute worst wrestling match I have EVER seen in my life. This accounts for everything I’ve seen in the WWF/E, Crockett’s NWA, Turner’s WCW, the original ECW, the AWA, Herb Abrams’ UWF, GWF, WOW, GLOW, WCCW, Continue Reading...
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Pretty Ricky: We Quote: “R-Truth is Acting Strange.” Yes, yes he is.

0 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:24
WWE, 2009 Text by RD Reynolds At the beginning of the week, I opened up an email from my old buddy, old pal, the “Charlie” to my “Angels”, Mr. RD Reynolds. “Hey Kelly, how’s ’bout writing about Pretty Ricky this week?” Pretty Ricky… Pretty Ricky… I literally sat staring at my screen for five minutes. I puzzled and puzzed til my Continue Reading...
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Roxxi Laveaux: TNA’s Witchy Woman

0 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:17
TNA, 2007-2008 Text by Art0Donnell & RD Reynolds Check out Art0Donnell’s Facebook Page Here and his Blog, “How Much Does This Guy Weigh?” Here! Roxxi Laveaux is a character whose induction Wrestlecrappers have been clamoring for since her debut in 2007. I mean, come on, seriously – let’s sum up this character, shall we? A white female Papa Shango. In TNA. Egads, that sounds like the Continue Reading...
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NXT: Season Three: Because What Says Smart, Sexy, & Powerful Like Michael Cole in Knee Socks?

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:10
WWE, 2010 Text by Emerson Whitner & RD Reynolds Way back in 2010 Vince McMahon finally pulled the plug on ECW and in it’s place announced the creation of a new pseudo-reality show: NXT. NXT would be a slight rip off of UFC’s the Ultimate Fighter, where 8 mostly unknown Rookie’s would be paired with 8 current WWE Superstars and over a 13 Continue Reading...
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The AWF: Bringing Real Wrestling Back, Four Minutes at a Time

5 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 16:24
American Wrestling Federation, 1994-1996 Text by Art0Donnell & RD Reynolds Check out Art0Donnell’s Facebook Page Here! The landscape of mainstream pro wrestling was indeed bleak in 1995. In the WWF, a shallow talent pool led Vince to crown Mabel (MABEL!!!) as the King of the Ring, let Diesel run live attendance into the ground as WWF champion, and put wrestling hog farmers, pirates, race Continue Reading...
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Hornswoggle vs. Chavo: 2009 Gooker Award Winner

5 Submitted by on Tue, 31 January 2012, 20:55
WWE, 2009 Text by RD Reynolds with Triple Kelly Note from RD: Hard to believe that we’re already doing our tenth Gooker Award. Harder to believe still that there’s never been a main character that has repeated in the ‘honor’. Even more unfathomable is the fact that unless something changes drastically, there’s a pretty good shot at the guy three-peating at some point. Continue Reading...
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Mike Adamle: 2008 Gooker Award Winner

2 Submitted by on Sun, 30 January 2011, 21:00
WWE, 2008  Text by RD Reynolds Not sure if I’ve ever mentioned it, but it seems that one of Vince McMahon’s lifelong goals is to get rid of your friend and mine, Jim Ross. Oh wait, yeah, I am pretty sure I DID mention that. Three years ago, in fact, when Ross was humiliated in a series of skits that did Continue Reading...
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Vince’s Bastard Son: 2007 Gooker Award Winner

3 Submitted by on Thu, 20 January 2011, 21:11
WWE, 2007 Mega Thanks to Bill Brown for His Assitance with This Induction! It may sound absurd, or more accurately perhaps, pretentious, but I pretty much know every year going into the Gooker Award voting who is going to win. Yes, it’s been up for you, my fellow Crappers, to decide the past few years. And while there have been some suprises Continue Reading...
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Eddiesplotation: 2006 Gooker Award Winner

6 Submitted by on Wed, 19 January 2011, 21:18
WWE, 2006 Odds are that you remember exactly where you were when you heard the news on November 13, 2005. I do. I certainly do. It was a Sunday afternoon, and I hopped on the net to check my mail and see what was going on in the world of wrestling. There was lots of comedy taking place about this Continue Reading...
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The Sad Saga of Jim Ross: 2005 Gooker Award Winner

3 Submitted by on Tue, 18 January 2011, 21:21
WWE, 2005 Quick note from RD: As always, a humongoid thank you to my good friend Bill Brown for hooking me up with this footage. Growing up in Cincinnati, I was a huge Reds fan. It was the 1970’s, and at that point, pretty much no one else could touch a team that contained certified legends such as Johnny Bench, Joe Morgan, Continue Reading...
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The Diva Search: 2004 Gooker Award Winner

6 Submitted by on Mon, 10 January 2011, 21:26
WWE, 2004 Amazing. There’s really no other word for it. How else could you describe the fact that a contest featuring half naked and incredibly hot women was somehow so tragically horrible that the readers of this very site voted it the very worst in wrestling for 2004? Readers, who, mind you, are predominantly heterosexual (and therefore most assuredly horny) Continue Reading...
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Al Wilson: 2003 Gooker Award Winner

2 Submitted by on Sun, 09 January 2011, 21:35
WWE, 2002-2003 You know, life is funny sometimes. This week, I went back and did the “lost” 2001 Gooker Award Winner, the infamous InVasion catastrophe. Just doing the research for that made me so angry that I very nearly said to hell with watching WWF/E forever. It really was that infuriating, and if you don’t believe me, well, we’ll be Continue Reading...
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