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Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

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A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

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Zack Ryder in a Wrestlemania match?

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WrestleMania 31’s IC Title Chase…INDUCTED!

Vince McMahon will do anything to make sure Roman Reigns has a memorable Wrestlemania entrance.

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Sting is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame…

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Sami Zayn’s role at Wrestlemania revealed!

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Five Simple Words:  “They Are Fighting Over Shampoo.”

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Kevin Owens sure looks comfy.

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Want to watch Vince McMahon choke his daughter and pie face his wife?

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Shane McMahon is back and he’s ready for another invasion.

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Buff Bagwell Boxes Roddy Piper…NEW INDUCTION!

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It’s the other realm match of the century: Billy Gunn vs. Sabrina The Teenage Witch!

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The Gooker Award Winning Lana-Dolph-Rusev-Summer love trapezoid!

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It may not have won the 2015 Gooker…but it was just 17 votes away!

The DIVAS REVOLUTION!

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A HUGE match had been announced for Wrestlemania!

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How many WrestleCrap inductees can you cram into one Royal Rumble?

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No one was expecting this surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble!

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Time to announce the “Winner” of the 2015 Gooker Award!

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Antonio Cesaro Yodels for…well…No One’s Enjoyment!

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REVEALED!  The Reason Why James Storm Returned to TNA-Impact Wrestling!

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It’s the Slammys, hosted by Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand!

Somehow It’s Even Worse than You Can Imagine!

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The Legendary Bill Apter Joins WrestleCrap Radio!

Who Were Real People at PWI? Did Bill Invent Apartment Wrestling?

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Going to jail wasn’t all bad for Vince. He got to meet an old friend while in the slammer.

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It’s a Superkick Party with The Young Bucks and Good Ol’ JR is invited!

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WrestleCrap.com is devastated at the passing of Harry Simon.

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The Annual WrestleCrap Radio Christmas Show is Here!

Has Dixie Carter been a good girl this year?

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Great Scott!

It’s a Back to the Future Christmas!

And it absolutely sucks!

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Turd Up!

K-Fed Has Arrived at WrestleCrap in a New Induction!

WWE has found the reason why ratings are in the basement: lack of Mike Adamle!

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Bad News Brown Has a Surprise for Jake Roberts:

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Someone Bought This: X-Treme Action Fighters bootleg wrestling figures

6 Submitted by on Sun, 01 September 2013, 20:58
Crapper Billy Jones writes: Long time crapper, first time writer. Found this “Xtreme Action Fighters” wrestling set at a garage sale the other day. Got the whole thing for a buck. As soon as I saw it I knew it was Wrestlecrap bound. Complete with rip off Mystico and Ultimo Dragon. I’m a sucker for knock off wrestling figures, so Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Lord Alfred gets into The Queen’s box (ahem)

7 Submitted by on Sat, 31 August 2013, 06:42
Lord Alfred Hayes takes Bobby Heenan on a tour of The Royal Albert Hall. Bobby is slightly more refined and dignified than say… Hillbilly Jim, but not by much. I like how company man Lord Alfred equates WWF Wrestling events with the Philharmonic Orchestra. It’s not like those silly Tractor Pulls- it’s sophisticated! I could watch an entire tape of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan raps. I’ll let that sink in for a moment…

9 Submitted by on Fri, 30 August 2013, 16:46
Crapper Nick Mancuso says… I think this would fit right into the It Came From Youtube section of Wrestlecrap…. the added useless presence of Jimmy Hart makes it all the better… Just when I think I’ve seen every stupid thing Hulk Hogan has done, you Crappers surprise me with stuff like this… I get the impression that this is probably Continue Reading...
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Induction: Rodman Down Under: No matter the hemisphere, crap still flushes the same way.

22 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2013, 20:00
Independent PPV, 2000 The term, “terrible” is all relative. For example, last week, I inducted Jerry Lawler vs. Roddy Piper, a terrible match with no business headlining a “New Generation” card on a major pay-per-view. If, however, the same match had been put on an independent DVD sold for $1 on the Wal-Mart bargain shelf, then it wouldn’t have been Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 19

4 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2013, 19:05
  RD is in Amsterdam, minutes from the Red Light District and, ahem, ‘Coffee Shops’.  So what does he do?  If you guessed sat in his hotel room and had an HOUR LONG conversation about the worst potato chips known to man with Blade Braxton, step up and claim your Crappy Prize!  ...
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Someone Bought This: TNA wants how much for an X-Division Championship belt?

3 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2013, 17:44
That’s a nice X-Division Championship belt, isn’t it? Do you know how much TNA wants for it? $2000! You think I’m joking? Now, to be fair; it looks like the belt isn’t just a “replica” belt, but an actual copy of the real X-Division title made from the same materials as the real deal (no, not The Real Deal- nobody Continue Reading...
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GREATEST SOMEONE BOUGHT THIS EVER!!!!! LOST BEAR FOUND!

39 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2013, 13:00
Months ago, I got the following message regarding a Someone Bought This we had done: “I looked up WWE Valentine plush bearon Google, and it lead me to your website. Then I saw it, the exact bear that my 4yr old daughter lost during hurricane Sandy. She has had that bear since she was an infant. My heart breaks every time Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: What Hulk Hogan needs to fix TNA

7 Submitted by on Wed, 28 August 2013, 16:58
So, what does Hulk Hogan think TNA needs? Unlimited resources! Endless noney flowing in from a new Ted Turner billionaire type. Yeah, thanks Hulk. That’s very realistic and likely to happen. That’s like when you were a kid, and Christmas was a month away. Your parents asked you what you wanted, and you just went through the Sears Wishbook and Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Body Slam! Super Pro Wrestling video game has a great roster of fake wrestlers

5 Submitted by on Wed, 28 August 2013, 13:11
Here’s Joe Gagne’s review of “Body Slam! Super Pro Wrestling” on the Intellivision. I’m mostly posting it because I just love the names of the wrestlers on the game’s roster. The game is apparently surprisingly good with some pretty innovative gameplay, despite the wrestlers looking like they came out of Nickelodeon’s “Doug” cartoon....
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Headlies: No One In The Back Wants To Help CM Punk

4 Submitted by on Tue, 27 August 2013, 19:00
Phoenix, AZ – During a vicious beatdown at the hands of Paul Heyman and Curtis Axel, it became abundantly clear that no one in the back wants to help CM Punk. As the assault on the handcuffed CM Punk continued on live television for several agonizing minutes, no one from the locker room deemed it necessary to come out and Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross demonstrates his “angry face” (Jim is awesome).

4 Submitted by on Tue, 27 August 2013, 10:26
Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: I had to post this, but not so much for the controversy. I did it for J.R.’s opening, especially at the 45 second mark. Funny stuff. Thought of R.D. and Blade with it. Thankfully, the channel has the rest of the symposium if you’d like the rest. See; that is funny but it mostly just makes Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: It’s “The Final Countdown” to Ric Flair Vs. Ricky Steamboat at WrestleWar ’89!

7 Submitted by on Tue, 27 August 2013, 00:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Ric Flair and Ricky Steamboat are preparing for the final battle of one of the most epic feuds in wrestling history and Turner actually released a special edition of Europe’s “The Final Countdown” music video to hype it. So cheesy yet so awesome at the same time… And I thought the song couldn’t get any more Continue Reading...
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The end of the Power Crappings

34 Submitted by on Mon, 26 August 2013, 14:29
Attention Loyal Crappers, After some careful consideration this past week, as well as consultation with RD Reynolds himself, I have made the decision to end the Power Crappings for the foreseeable future. The straw that broke the camel’s back, as you may be able to surmise, was the SummerSlam ending being a point of contention among the normal votership. Even Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Daniel Bryan Changes His Catchphrase to ‘Maybe!’

6 Submitted by on Mon, 26 August 2013, 08:00
Aberdeen, WA – WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan has changed his definitive catchphrase of “Yes!” to a more neutral chant of “Maybe!” Following the loss of the WWE Championship to Randy Orton mere seconds after defeating John Cena, the volatile Bryan has gone into a mode of self-reflection and introspection. “Despite my years of dominating on the independent scene, I’ve come Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Lego Wrestler (and a lumberjack, too!)

5 Submitted by on Sun, 25 August 2013, 21:13
Crapper Scott Lowry sent this in and writes: You will dig this. Fisher Price toys has this line called Imaginext which is basically the modern version of the Adventure People line from the 70’s-80’s. It includes pirates, knights, ninjas, DC superheroes and Spongebob Squarepants. They just came out with blind-bag Imaginext figures that are generally pretty cool, but don’t exactly Continue Reading...
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