Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: Bushwhacker Luke’s epic 1991 Royal Rumble performance in its entirety

8 Submitted by on Wed, 24 April 2013, 01:33
From 1991, Bushwhacker Luke has the honor of the shortest participation time in a Royal Rumble match; lasting all of about 4 seconds before Earthquake casually tosses him over the top rope. I like how he immediately starts strutting back around the ring and to the exit after his feet hit the floor as if nothing happened and he doesn’t Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Scott Steiner’s Freak Show” workout video promo

3 Submitted by on Tue, 23 April 2013, 20:21
Crapper Paul S. submitted this and writes: In his very own workout video Scott Steiner shows you how to lose weight, by doing exercises that would be impossible for anyone without a Steiner-esc physique. “Maybe it’s right… maybe it ain’t… but it’s what I do.” – Steiner sums it up as only he can. GAH! That’s horrifying! You’re right, I Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIV

17 Submitted by on Tue, 23 April 2013, 13:11
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. WWE acts Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE To Produce “Buddy Cop” Movie Starring CM Punk And Mark Henry

18 Submitted by on Tue, 23 April 2013, 10:00
Stamford, CT – During a meeting at Titan Towers, WWE CEO Vince McMahon announced plans to release a new movie under through WWE Studios that will turn the failing studio around. “I’ve got a great new idea for our next movie,” barked Mr. McMahon. “I watched a new movie called ‘Lethal Weapon’ last night on laser disc and thought it Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIV

6 Submitted by on Mon, 22 April 2013, 14:09
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 04-20-13

22 Submitted by on Sun, 21 April 2013, 21:03
  Before we get started, I want to make note that in the last 3 days I’ve had two folks who are not hardcore wrestling fans tell me that they watch this show.  We’re starting a revolution here, people!  One is my old buddy Joe Cady, who used to do ring announcing at PWI events, and the other is RD Continue Reading...
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Blue Bar Cage: From a Family of Fury Comes Lance Anoa’i

7 Submitted by on Sun, 21 April 2013, 12:00
From a Family of Fury Comes Lance Anoa’i by Justin Henry Photo Credit: Brooke Platzner There’s a metaphor in WrestleMania 29 somewhere; something that would note Roman Reigns’ emergence in the opening match, and Dwayne Johnson’s defeat at the conclusion. Such a metaphor involves the circle of life, and how few things are guaranteed. Among that short list are death, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A Viking Vs. A Zombie Mortician (Don’t you just love Pro Wrestling?)

5 Submitted by on Sat, 20 April 2013, 23:57
From the April 25th, 1992 episode of WWF Superstars Of Wrestling; The Berzerker tries to fatally stab The Undertaker with his sword (!); thus proving once and for all that time-traveling 10th Century Vikings have absolutely no idea how 19th Century re-animated Zombified Morticians really work in regards to being impervious to pain and death thanks to The Power Of The Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ryback’s Insatiable Appetite Forces A Golden Corral Buffet To Close

17 Submitted by on Fri, 19 April 2013, 10:01
  Spartansburg, SC – Following his biting promo on this week’s Monday Night RAW in Greenville, South Carolina, WWE Superstar Ryback had a celebratory meal at a Golden Corral. Unfortunately for the restaurant, Ryback’s chant of “Feed me more!” proved disastrous to their bottom line, forcing them to close. “We were so excited to have a real celebratory eating dinner Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Karate Fighters Tournament: Sunny Vs. A midget luchador

5 Submitted by on Fri, 19 April 2013, 00:00
This is a 1997 commercial from Raw for Milton Bradley Karate Fighters (think “Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots” but with Karate action figures kicking instead of robots punching) featuring a “tournament” where a midget Luchador named “Shrimp Scampi” (har-har!) competes in a grueling match. (Spoiler: Shrimp Scampi loses). But more important than any of that, the video features the beautiful Continue Reading...
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Induction Special: The 10 Worst Title Awardings in Wrestling History!

55 Submitted by on Thu, 18 April 2013, 19:00
It began as an offhand challenge. Internet wrestling institution Scott Keith posted an old review of WCW SuperBrawl VIII on his BLOG OF DOOM, and inserted passages of hindsight to his long-ago written word. As the review was written in February 2000, 2 years after the airing of this SuperBrawl, Keith drops some 2000-related notes in the original rant, and Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Saga of Matt Hardy and Lita and Kane: You people found this less awful than the Diva Search?!

31 Submitted by on Thu, 18 April 2013, 19:00
Nary a year goes by without a wedding taking place in a wrestling ring. This year, Bully Ray tried to tie the knot with Brooke Hogan. Last year, it was Daniel Bryan being jilted at the altar by AJ Lee. Wrestling weddings are so commonplace and so consistently wacky that, frankly, about the only thing you would never expect from Continue Reading...
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Maffew Gregg Answers….The Count of 10

12 Submitted by on Thu, 18 April 2013, 12:00
  Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions. In the greatest contribution I’ve ever made to this site, I befriended Maffew Gregg of Botchamania this past November, and invited him to be part of the site’s Continue Reading...
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