For Polo’s Sake!

The Greenwich Blueblood is Inducted!

And yes, this man does look familiar…

Hot news on this weekend’s pay-per…special even…whatever.

Only at WrestleCrap!

Only in Headlies!

RD Reynolds is BACK!

His first new induction in forever is The Infamous Nitro with No Wrestling.

Enjoy?

These WWF sheets from 1991 will look familiar to some of you in an all new Someone Bought This!

Watch out!  Ken’s in the ZONE!

World’s Most Dangerous Tweet Coming at You!

Who knew Twitter was around in 1999?

Please join us in a moment of silence for JTG

Scratch-Off and WHOOO! with the official Ric Flair South Carolina lottery t-shirt and autographed voided lottery tickets in an all new Someone Bought This!

The only way anyone would ever relive Edge vs. Kane: by being bound and gagged.

But hey, we watched it and inducted it!

Click on to read the horribleness!

Next week on Raw, Giant Panther makes his debut.

A winner is you!

All this and more in the Meme Event!

Chyna wrote a book? And Someone Bought This?

Legends’ House is OVER!

YAY!

Wait, I still have to review this episode?  Oh come on…

A Dixie Carter Tweet for the Ages.

#yourerightthatisrude

Poor Teddy Finally Has to Pay Up.

Hollar.

New Headlie is Here!

I know this will shock you, but WCW did very stupid things… and Lance Storm has all the details in a new blog post!

Join WrestleCrap in celebrating Virgil’s birthday in our own special way!

Cena.

Laurinaitis.

Induction.

Why you little… It’s a Bret Hart Simpsons figure in an all new Someone Bought This!

FIXED! RD and Blade eat wacky snacks & fix Legends House with a guest who hasn’t been on the show in SIX YEARS!

Who is it?  ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!!

The Leprechaun: Origins trailer with Hornswoggle is here! Is it any good? If you’re seeing it here, probably not…

Trent Knight is back… in trading card form!

It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

How much are these signed Hulk Hogan boots?

You won’t believe it in an all new Someone Bought This!

Legends House is back with a Roddy Piper Roast!

And more Ashley than you can handle!

Read our review…rightchere!

This is where we’d usually say “Not that there’s anything wrong with that” but…

…well, it kinda sucked, so there was something wrong with it.

NEW INDUCTION!

Oatmeal cookies shaped like WWF Superstars? I’m so there! It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

No Hunter – I am your father!

Or something like that.

It’s Raw, Meme Event Style!

“You fans can click it, brother!” with the Hulk Hogan camera in an all new Someone Bought This!

It’s Legends House Meets The Newlywed Game!  

Seriously, did anyone think this sounded like a good idea?

Anyone? 

HUGE spoiler for this weekend’s Payback!

Do not view if you don’t want it ruined!

Otherwise, yeah, click away.

Scotty Flamingo vs. Johnny B. Badd in a Boxing Match.

You’ll wish you were down for the count too!

NEW INDUCTION!

Adrian Neville, WrestleCrap has the solution to beating Tyson Kidd tonight at Takeover!

And it’s courtesy of WWE Champ Daniel Bryan!

Thank you, Saturday Morning Slam!

Why hasn’t everyone on planet earth checked out the WrestleCrap Facebook yet?

Yeah, I don’t know either, dude.

Hit the whammy bar to find out more!

Do you dare to drink from the (possibly) evil Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler? Click on Puppet Hulk… if you dare!

Raw the best way you can view it!

MEME Event Style!

Click the bearded wonder for more!

Rare Leaping Lanny Poffo (The Genius) Frisbee on eBay now! Click for details!

Wrestling news, Mickie James’ bun in the oven, and Test Formula Doritos!

Episode 29 of The RD and Blade Show is Here!

This WCW ad is very confusing- just like WCW was! See the full size thing in an all new Someone Bought This!

Tony Atlas does unspeakable things to shoes and Gene Okerlund gets a massage.

Yeah, it’s Legends House.

RD Reynolds’ review is RIGHTCHERE!

It’s the WrestleCrap Memorial Day Weekend Book Sale!

Just $15 gets you TWO Autographed WrestleCrap books…with Free Shipping!!

Don’t look so glum Vince…the stock crash, Daniel Bryan’s injury…

Help is on its way!

Click the downy clowny for the scoop!

The Rock and…SPOCK Connection?

Dwayne Johnson beams up to Star Trek!

New Induction!

Bad Influence takes on their biggest (and cutest) challenge yet in a new comic book in an all new Someone Bought This!

Mick Foley has a MAJOR Announcement…

…and you won’t believe what it is!

Click the Hardcore Legend for all the details!

(Not) Live from the jolly olde UK…

It’s the MEME Event!

(And he’s right – the bus was way better.)

Is Legends House Episode V as good as Star Wars Episode V?

The answer is no.

Here’s RD’s review anyway!

Lovers? That’s what this sticker says in an all new Someone Bought This!

You may think you know why Daniel Bryan is laying in a hospital bed…but we’ve uncovered the truth.

Only at WrestleCrap.com!

Not many have pinned John Cena, but THIS MAN has!

Find out his identity in an all new Epic Tweet!

Said it before, we’ll say it another thousand times:

Poor Zack Ryder.

His saga with Kane…INDUCTED!!

How much would you have to pay for a baseball bat signed by Hulk Hogan? Find out in an all new Someone Bought This!

Hulk Hogan’s album is cheap, so buy it today!

The only Raw recap with Rocky & Bullwinkle references.

Which makes it the BEST!

Click on Boris and Natasha for more!

Start your week off the right way: with a WrestleCrap LEGENDS HOUSE REVIEW!

(Note: The Surgeon General does not approve of this method for starting your week.  In fact,  not one sane person possibly could.  You’ve been warned.)

Finally, you can learn every riveting details bout Linda Hogan’s life in her autobiography in an all new Someone Bought This!

This was NOT how the Cena-Wyatt Cage Match Was Supposed to End!

Find out the ORIGINAL plan only at WrestleCrap.com!

Go on an adventure with a True Champion like Hulk Hogan with a storybook in an all new Someone Bought This!

Triple H as an ex-con heading back into society!

And it’s NOT The Chaperone!

#bestexcononabusever

The worst Raw in ages…Meme’d for your ‘enjoyment’.

Click the wimp to find out more!

It’s LIVE!  Vince Russo joins RD and Blade and He’s Got a HUGE Announcement!

Back with TNA? Joining Jeff Jarrett? We’ve got the scoop!

Get to Clickin’!

Old wrestlers go bowling!  And work at a car wash!

Yeah, we can’t believe no real network picked this up either.

Click the slide to join the fun!

You with Bret Hart! You with The Undertaker! It can happen with this customized photo offer in an all new Someone Bought This!

Help!  One of our Jojos is missing!

Can you help find her?

Join the search!

Oh Please No.  Not This!

nWo Souled Out is back…and inducted!

Click the skanks for more!

It’s taken years, but…

…WHO is finally explained!

Click the Anv…err, Masked Man for more!

A Willow golf umbrella? Fore-get about it!

See it for yourself in an all new Someone Bought This!

Thrill as old wrestlers try to figure out what to eat!

Plus polo isn’t played!

Legends House is Reviewed…WrestleCrap Style!

  • TNA To Book Adam Bomb for Tokyo Bound for Glory
  • New Erick Rowan/Luke Harper Theme Performed by Emmet Otter's Jug Band
  • Cost Cutting Measure: TNA Rigs Poll to Show Fans Voting For One-Sided Ring
  • New Pat Patterson SHOCKER: There Was No Intercontinental Title Tournament in Rio de Janeiro
  • Aksana Wished Well in Future Injurings of Other Divas
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The Evolution of Crap

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RD Reynolds is CM Punk. No, the “Real Deal” is not a tattooed firebrand, doling out more potshots than the Friar’s Club. Nor is he particularly what you’d call an “indy darling”, in spite of his involvement in the legendary Mike Samples car incident. RD’s similiarity to the WWE Champion stems from this commonality: they speak for a group of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania Revisited

5 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 00:00
Fellow Crapper Chris Morgan was nice enough to submit this week’s “It Came From YouTube” and wrote the following: Ah, Pastamania! Not just the foremost provider of Hulk Hogan themed pasta dishes, but a muse to us all. It inspired the Hulkster himself to defeat Big Bubba, but it inspired me as well. As a comedy-type person, I was required Continue Reading...
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CONTEST OVER & An Update on Gooker Voting!

125 Submitted by on Mon, 07 January 2013, 21:00
And this contest is over!  Congrats to Ryan for his post in which he talks about wanting s’mores.  Or something.  So I’ll be in touch, young man! Also, wanted to thank EVERYONE for their posts.  They’ve given me a lot of ideas of what to post for the Gooker voting, which will take place…soon.  Vague, I know.  My apologies, but Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 01-05-13

15 Submitted by on Mon, 07 January 2013, 20:53
It may shock some of you to know that I, RD Reynolds, have never written recurring wrestling show reports in my life.  I mean, sure, I’ve inducted several shows before on the site, but not once have I filed weekly recaps or anything like that.  But that’s all changing now, courtesy of the show that has helped me rekindle my Continue Reading...
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Time to vote – the 2012 Gooker Awards!

64 Submitted by on Sun, 06 January 2013, 21:25
Another 12 months of horrible wrestling is past us…and you know what that means: it’s time to vote for the absolute worst of the worst!  What will win the 2012 Gooker Award? Without further adieu, here’s the nominees! The Various Loves of AJ Lee: Want to simultaneously kill time on three hour Raws and a character that people at the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Hornswoggle Celebrates Over 2,000 Days As Cruiserweight Champion

2 Submitted by on Sun, 06 January 2013, 21:09
A large celebration is planned for next week’s Monday Night Raw to commemorate Hornswoggle’s unprecedented 5 ½ year run with the Cruiserweight championship. WWE is pulling out all the stops to celebrate the milestone for the wrestler originally known as “The Little Bastard”. “Remember the ‘Rock: This Is Your Life’ segment a few years back?” said Raw head writer David Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE looking to take the “Be A Star” program in a new direction

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Stamford, CT – For those of you who think the WWE’s anti-bullying campaign is already ridiculous, according to our WWE insider, Vince McMahon is taking the “Be A Star” program in a new direction… and it’s out of this world. “I think Vince is taking it a bit too literal,” our WWE insider admitted over the phone, “he basically wants Continue Reading...
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Induction: Fighting Fit with Roddy Piper: Just so you know, he is NOT Your Dad. Be thankful.

20 Submitted by on Sun, 06 January 2013, 17:22
Fitness Video, 1992 Text by RD Reynolds Thanks to Fellow Crapper Danny Hanlon for donating this tape!   Does that stupid calendar say January again? I hate January! Look, yeah, it’s my birth month and all that jazz, but really, it’s one of my least favorite months of the entire year. For starters, I love Christmas, and having to take down Continue Reading...
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About WrestleCrap.com

0 Submitted by on Tue, 01 January 2013, 18:28
Welcome to the Worst of Pro Wrestling! Why hello there, RD Reynolds here.  I guess this is the area of our site where we discuss what this silly place on the world wide interwebs is all about. Founded on April 1, 2000, WrestleCrap.com is a comedy site dedicated to all the worst in professional wrestling, so horrible characters, gimmicks, matches, Continue Reading...
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Past Inductions

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These inductions are not live on the site.  However, we will be posting them from time to time as Classic Inductions. Should you wish to have them all, like RIGHT NOW!, you can view them by picking up an archive disc, which you can obtain for free when you purchase another WrestleCrap DVD by clicking here.   Pre-2010 Inductions: 1995 Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap DVDs

3 Submitted by on Sun, 30 December 2012, 15:09
Please note – as of this time, WrestleCrap DVDs are NOT available.  We’re working on something new on the horizon…stay tuned.   FREE WrestleCrap Archives in Six-Pack of Discs! Your absolute best (Real) deal!  Six big discs of Crappy goodness: the WrestleCrap Radio Roast Shoot Interview, 2 FREE Archive Discs, the WrestleCrap Radio Shoot Interview, and Worst of RD Double Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Books!

0 Submitted by on Sun, 30 December 2012, 15:07
The WrestleCrap Book of Lists!! The WrestleCrap Book of Lists! 357 pages, ECW Press Now Available! Ever wanted to know the worst career choices pro wrestlers made upon retirement? Or which kung fu chop-socky wrestlers would make Bruce Lee do a backflip in his grave? The WrestleCrap Book of Lists! has all that — and much more. The gloves are off Continue Reading...
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RD’s Ancient Book & DVD Reviews

2 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:27
Email RD Reynolds Here RD’s DVD, Video Game, and Book Shelf! I don’t know quite why, but for some zany nutty cukoo reason, people want to know what I think of certain books and DVDs. So here ya go! Keep in mind, as always, that these are just my opinions, and your mileage may vary. Like my good buddy Eric Continue Reading...
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What if…Muhammad Hassan Didn’t Leave WWE?

4 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:25
  Text By Neil Cathan What if…Muhammad Hassan Didn’t Leave WWE? Our story begins on the night of July 24th, 2005, after a match between Muhammed Hassan and The Undertaker, won by the Undertaker. Cheered on by the crowd, the dead man rocks Hassan up the entrance ramp with punch after punch. To the crowd’s delight, he gets Hassan to the Continue Reading...
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What if…Bruiser Brody Hadn’t Died?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:23
  Text By Neil Cathan What if…Bruiser Brody Hadn’t Died? I need to step in firstly as an author and apologise. I’m a big fan of Brody’s work, and the question of what he would have done had he stayed with us has been a fun game to play in my mind and on EWR. While I feel I have a Continue Reading...
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What if…Raven defeated Tommy Dreamer at Wrestlepalooa 1997?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:21
  Text By Neil Cathan What if…Raven defeated Tommy Dreamer at Wrestlepalooa 1997? He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster - Fredrich Nietzsche Our story begins on June 7th, 1997, in the closing moments of Tommy Dreamer vs Raven, in Raven’s last match in ECW, and Dreamer’s last chance to beat his nemesis. Tommy Dreamer Continue Reading...
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What if…Saddam Hussein Hadn’t Invaded Kuwait in 1990?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:20
  Text By Simon Rawls What if…Saddam Hussein Hadn’t Invaded Kuwait in 1990? Part IA (Author’s Note:  In writing alternate history on a serious historical event not happening, pertaining to the world of professional wrestling, rest assured that I am in no way making light of the actual event. Nor am I taking away from the death and suffering of innocent Iraqis, Continue Reading...
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What if…the InVasion Hadn’t Failed?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:17
  Text By Jed Shafer What if…the InVasion Hadn’t Failed? Our story begins on Raw, the night after Judgement Day. Despite Steve Austin’s successful defense against The Undertaker, Vince has little to celebrate: his Two-Man Power Trip is in jeopardy of coming apart, and the threat of Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho as the #1 Tag Title contenders looms large. But Continue Reading...
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What if…Kevin Smith Wrote an Episode of Raw?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:13
Text By Neil Cathan What if…Kevin Smith Wrote an Episode of Raw? We here at Wrestlecrap lead difficult lives. Sometimes we have to tell jokes about men in their underwear pretending to fight as often as once a week. When we’re not doing that, however, we have lives. Families. Friends. Lovers. Jobs. Well, the rest of them do. Me? I dig through Continue Reading...
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What if…Barry Windham didn’t join The Four Horsemen in April 1988?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:11
  Text By Simon Rawls What if…Barry Windham didn’t join The Four Horsemen in April 1988? Part I Our story begins just two days before the NWA’s 3rd Annual Jim Crockett Cup Sr. Memorial Cup Tag Team Tournament. Trying to regain the World Tag Team Titles, Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard have champions and arch-rivals Lex Luger and Barry Windham reeling. After Continue Reading...
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What if…Sting Beat Hogan Clean at Starrcade ’97?

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:07
  Text By Neil Cathan What if…Sting Beat Hogan Clean at Starrcade ’97? Part I   Our story begins on the 28th of December, 1997, at WCW’s annual flagship show, Starrcade, where the WCW roster has promised that the New World Order will finally get their comeuppance.   And after the blinding opener between Eddy Guerrero and Dean Malenko, WCW has its Continue Reading...
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What if…Hulk Hogan didn’t turn heel at Bash At The Beach ’96?

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:05
  Text By Neil Cathan What if…Hulk Hogan didn’t turn heel at Bash At The Beach ’96? Part I Our story begins on July 7th, 1996, during the main event of ‘Bash At The Beach’, a ‘Hostile Takeover’ match between The Outsiders and the team of Randy Savage, Lex Luger and Sting, representing WCW. With Luger already out of action, and Continue Reading...
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What if…Ric Flair helped Dusty Rhodes after the cage match?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:02
  Text By Simon Rawls What if…Ric Flair helped Dusty Rhodes after the cage match? Part 1  Our story begins on September 29, 1985 at the Omni in Atlanta. Ric Flair has just successfully defended the NWA World Title against Nikita Koloff in a grueling cage match. After the match, Nikita’s Uncle Ivan and Krusher Khrushchev enter the cage and triple Continue Reading...
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What if…The Gobbledy Gooker didn’t hatch from the egg at Survivor Series 1990?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 15:59
Text By Simon Rawls What if…The Gobbledy Gooker didn’t hatch from the egg at Survivor Series 1990? Part I Our story begins on Thanksgiving Night 1990 at the Civic Center in Hartford, Connecticut for the WWF’s annual Survivor Series pay-per-view. The crowd has just watched the five main “Survivor” matches and was waiting for the “Ultimate Match of Survival” with the Continue Reading...
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