Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

Cena vs. Cole!

Dave Meltzer may have given it *****, but we sure didn’t!

(And no, Dave did not give it *****.  But we gave it a NEW Induction!)

The very first WWF video game ever is inducted…

…and we bet you don’t know what it actually is!

Up is down, black is white, and losses now count as wins according to Vince McMahon.

Fall down the rabbit hole into this week’s Headlie.

It’s everyone’s favorite Attitude-era medical technician named after the wife of a US President!

Barbara Bush…INDUCTED!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened to hear of the passing of Joanie “Chyna” Laurer.

For details, please click through.

When The Authority left for vacation, they thought they remembered to bring everything.

They were wrong.

Dance on over to Headlies to find out what they forgot.

 

A Million Dollar Doink and a Cross-Eyed Warrior!

Where is Randy Savage to Give Us an “OH YEAH”?

The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 1990s…INDUCTED!

Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

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  • Lesner's Plan to Defeat UFC 200 Foe: Infuriate Him By Repeatedly Calling Him "Mike", Not "Mark"
  • RUMOR: Brock Lesnar Opponent at UFC to Be Ken Shamrock. Or Maybe Kama. Tank Abbot, Perhaps.
  • Matt and Jeff Hardy Shockingly Found To Be In Condition To Work
  • Goldberg Added to WWE 2K17, "Ability to Remove Goldust Wig" To Be Future DLC
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Coming Thanksgiving Night, November 28: The WrestleCrap Survivor Series!

65 Submitted by on Fri, 15 November 2013, 16:10
(Assistance with graphics provided by the wonderful and talented Catherine Perez) This Thanksgiving, after you’ve split the wishbone, settle in with the family and check out the superstars of WrestleCrap in a traditional Survivor Series event! Teams of four enter the squared circle, and battle it out in the ultimate test of survival! The WWE gimmick department comes under fire Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Corporate Kane’s First Day At The Office

18 Submitted by on Fri, 15 November 2013, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Corporate Kane spent the first day as WWE’s new Director of Operations getting acclimated to working in the corporate world of professional wrestling. Formerly known as The Big Red Monster, Kane woke at 6:30am to prepare for his first day at Titan Towers. After a quick shower and shave, Kane put on his freshly-pressed Jos A. Bank Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Wheel Of Dixie

12 Submitted by on Thu, 14 November 2013, 21:24
“Wheel of Dixie, turn turn turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!”. “Lesson #27: Dixie shouldn’t be allowed to do these promos because she has all the personality and acting skills of Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s 2×4″. (With sincere apologies to Yakko, Wakko and Dot)....
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Induction Special: The Commitment Ceremony Revisited- I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Billy

30 Submitted by on Thu, 14 November 2013, 21:00
WWE, 2002 As part of a three-part induction special, I have decided to revisit the Billy & Chuck wedding, which bridges the gap between last week’s HLA induction and next week’s induction of the HLA match. The original induction of Billy & Chuck’s commitment ceremony is available rightchere for Crappers with access to the Archives. Have you heard of the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Thunder video game for the Sony Playstation

35 Submitted by on Wed, 13 November 2013, 00:00
“WCW Thunder” was released for the Sony Playstation in 1998. It is widely considered one of the worst wrestling games of all time. Its only notable feature are the rants the wrestlers give on the wrestler selection screen: Here’s Joe Gagne’s review of it that sums up the problems nicely. Did any of you Crappers own or play this game? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling cartoon episode

6 Submitted by on Tue, 12 November 2013, 00:00
Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling was a cartoon that aired for two seasons from 1985 to 1987 on CBS. It featured many WWF Superstars of the era including Hulk Hogan himself. None of the wrestlers provided their own voices for the animated segments and they sound nothing like the actual wrestlers. Well, “Hulk Hogan” sounds a little like him, I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Rock challenges a former WrestleCrap contributor

2 Submitted by on Mon, 11 November 2013, 09:15
From Winter of 1997, The Rock challenges former WrestleCrap contributor Bill Apter (oh yeah, and I guess you’d know him for his work on Pro Wrestling Illustrated magazine and on 1Wrestling.com…) for Bill’s Office Championship belt. Pfft! Oh, please. Sure, The Rock will trash talk Bill who isn’t a wrestler, but he’d never be brave enough to challenge a couple of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Ted DiBiase has The Undertaker… or does he?

7 Submitted by on Sun, 10 November 2013, 02:41
Ted DiBiase introduces The (fake) Undertaker on Shawn Michaels’ Heartbreak Hotel complete with overdubbed voice provided by the (real) Undertaker. As dumb as this whole Undertaker vs. Undertaker angle was, you have to admit that Brian Lee worked really hard to get The Undertaker’s mannerisms and move set down. And how can you not love Shawn’s Heartbreak Hotel interview set?...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Right Guard print ad

9 Submitted by on Fri, 08 November 2013, 16:41
We’ve covered Hulk’s Right Guard commercial before but now you can own this print ad for the deodorant that probably ran in WWF Magazines in 1992. The Amazon listing says it’s a “Unique Gift”. Indeed it is! Why not buy it for yourself or a fellow wrestling fan and help support WrestleCrap in the process? You could even frame it and hang it Continue Reading...
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WWE2K14 Presents: 30 Years of WrestleCrap, Part III!

19 Submitted by on Fri, 08 November 2013, 12:24
Previous installments Part I (I-X) Part II (XI-XX) WRESTLEMANIA XXI -Looser Than a Louisiana Ring Rat Challenge: Rey Mysterio’s mask was designed for somebody with a cranium three sizes larger than his. This was apparent when he had to slow down several times during his opener with Eddie Guerrero to adjust his trademark hood. The halts ruined what could have Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Low Attendance Reported For Vader’s “White Castle Of Fear” Halloween Party

11 Submitted by on Fri, 08 November 2013, 08:00
Somewhere in the Rocky Mountains, CO – Last week, former WCW and WWE star Big Van Vader hosted his annual Halloween party at his White Castle of Fear. Unfortunately, the turnout was much lower than he had expected. “I don’t understand it,” barked Vader. “I must’ve sent out like a hundred of these invitations and there’s only a handful of Continue Reading...
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Induction: HLA – 2 Girls, 1 Cup… of Crap! Uh, Wrestlecrap.

67 Submitted by on Thu, 07 November 2013, 20:00
WWE, 2002 WWE is no stranger to publicity stunts. Whether it be the “sale” of Raw to Donald Trump, the “Battle of the Billionaires,” or basically any angle involving Donald Trump, Vince McMahon has been known to make desperate grabs for mainstream media attention, typically at the expense of regular viewers who watch his programming in spite of (and not Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Tremble in fear at martial arts master “Judo” Joe!

17 Submitted by on Thu, 07 November 2013, 05:19
I was reading one of Brian Bayless’ excellent recaps of an old episode of WWF Championship Wrestling on Scott Keith’s blog and one of the matches from this particular episode featured some guy I had never heard of before- “Judo” Joe Black! Since Brian helpfully linked to video of the match, I had to re-post it here. “Judo” Joe is Continue Reading...
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WWE2K14 Presents: 30 Years of WrestleCrap, Part II!

25 Submitted by on Wed, 06 November 2013, 13:59
Missed Part I? Check it out rightchere! WRESTLEMANIA XI -Checkmate, Plebian Challenge: As Mr. Bob Backlund, play Jonathan Taylor Thomas in a game of chess before your anticlimatic I Quit match with Bret Hart. Remind yourself that, other than a series of four star matches involving Hart and Shawn Michaels, and the debut of Goldust, this is as compelling as Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Rob Bartlett is the King of Schlock And Roll on an early episode of Monday Night Raw

6 Submitted by on Wed, 06 November 2013, 09:19
Infamous early Raw announcer and funny man Rob Bartlett (he really is funny- just not on this show) decided to dress up like Elvis Presley on the March 1st, 1993 episode of Monday Night Raw. Why? Because it’s wacky, that’s why! He proceeds to eat on camera a lot (because Elvis over-ate and got fat, you see…), and later gets pied by Doink The Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF Beauty Pageant Super Bowl ad

3 Submitted by on Wed, 06 November 2013, 06:21
From Super Bowl XXXIV in 2000, here’s a WWF ad featuring… Beauty Pageant contestants. Beauty Pageant contestants who start randomly wrestling each other. Because… um… ATTITUDE! That’s why! YEAH!!! (No, I don’t “get it” either). When asked for comment on this commercial, Stubby said “Those girls having missing teeth is great!” he exclaimed with a wink, but without further explanation....
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