Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

Cena vs. Cole!

Dave Meltzer may have given it *****, but we sure didn’t!

(And no, Dave did not give it *****.  But we gave it a NEW Induction!)

The very first WWF video game ever is inducted…

…and we bet you don’t know what it actually is!

Up is down, black is white, and losses now count as wins according to Vince McMahon.

Fall down the rabbit hole into this week’s Headlie.

It’s everyone’s favorite Attitude-era medical technician named after the wife of a US President!

Barbara Bush…INDUCTED!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened to hear of the passing of Joanie “Chyna” Laurer.

For details, please click through.

When The Authority left for vacation, they thought they remembered to bring everything.

They were wrong.

Dance on over to Headlies to find out what they forgot.

 

A Million Dollar Doink and a Cross-Eyed Warrior!

Where is Randy Savage to Give Us an “OH YEAH”?

The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 1990s…INDUCTED!

Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

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  • Lesner's Plan to Defeat UFC 200 Foe: Infuriate Him By Repeatedly Calling Him "Mike", Not "Mark"
  • RUMOR: Brock Lesnar Opponent at UFC to Be Ken Shamrock. Or Maybe Kama. Tank Abbot, Perhaps.
  • Matt and Jeff Hardy Shockingly Found To Be In Condition To Work
  • Goldberg Added to WWE 2K17, "Ability to Remove Goldust Wig" To Be Future DLC
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It Came From YouTube: Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S) cuts a heel promo on a dead person

4 Submitted by on Sat, 30 November 2013, 00:00
Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S) cuts a promo chastising a dead person for not paying his burial taxes. Now that’s what I call a heel! This was during his pointless and heatless feud with The Undertaker if you’re wondering why there’s the theme of death going on. Mike Routunda was so great in this role, even if the gimmick was pretty silly....
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Headlies: Vince And Linda McMahon Go Black Friday Shopping

8 Submitted by on Fri, 29 November 2013, 08:00
White Plains, NY – At 4:45am on Friday morning, a stretch limo with the license plate “V1NNY MAC” pulled up to the White Plains Walmart. WWE Chairman Vince McMahon emerged from the limo into the chilly morning air with his wife, former 2-time Republican candidate for U.S. Senate, Linda. “I don’t understand why we’re here,” grumbled a cranky Vince. “We Continue Reading...
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The 2013 WrestleCrap Survivor Series! The Complete Broadcast!

35 Submitted by on Thu, 28 November 2013, 20:59
IT’S THE WRESTLECRAP SURVIVOR SERIES! A REBORN THANKSGIVING NIGHT TRADITION! THE ULTIMATE IN TEAM ELIMINATION WARFARE, FEATURING…. TEAM CAPTAINS SABA SIMBA AND THE DRAGON, ALONG WITH THEIR RESPECTIVE PARTNERS, KAMALA AND THE STALKER, ALONG WITH DIEGO, EL MATADOR, FERNANDO, THE MAN’S MAN. IT’S THE SUBTLE STEREOTYPES, TAKING ON NEEDLESS REPACKAGING! TEAM CAPTAINS BASTION BOOGER AND THE GOBBLEDY GOOKER, JOIN FELLOW Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Wrestlicious (baby!) trailer

21 Submitted by on Tue, 26 November 2013, 00:00
Some guy won the lottery and instead of doing something noble or charitable decided to use that money to start up a woman’s wrestling promotion (so yes, Someone Bought This) complete with Jimmy Hart as an on-screen character. If you were trying to make me hate your lame vanity woman’s wrestling promotion, this annoying trailer featuring a lousy song, shoe-horned Continue Reading...
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Induction: Saturday Morning Slam Thanksgiving Pie Eating Contest – Sugar Rush! Sugar Rush! Sugar Crash…

19 Submitted by on Mon, 25 November 2013, 19:30
WWE, 2012 Ok, took me a few weeks to make a hard decision: I’ve decided that going back and reviewing all the Saturday Morning Slams that I missed back before we relaunched the site is a fool’s errand.  It ain’t gonna happen.  The reasons are myriad, but honestly, it’s primarily due to the fact that every report I did was Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Stro (as in “Maestro) is selling boxers and anything else you might want with his picture on it.

3 Submitted by on Mon, 25 November 2013, 02:41
Christmas is just a month away and we here at WrestleCrap have all your Christmas shopping needs taken care! Remember former WCW wrestler The Maestro? Now he’s just The Stro and you can buy your own The Stro boxers. There’s plenty more stuff in The Stro Store in all sorts of different categories including a thong, women’s pajamas, a Teddy Bear, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The greatest DVD cover to ever feature a wrestler

11 Submitted by on Sun, 24 November 2013, 02:24
From the Engrish.com blog (er, make that “brog”) I give you an Asian bootleg compilation DVD featuring The Rock on the cover which they decided to call.. well, you see it up there! What; did Vince Russo move to China and start making up bootleg DVD titles or something?! I hope this title doesn’t give those porn parody movie producers any ideas… Be Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The complete Brawl For All boxing tournament.

23 Submitted by on Sat, 23 November 2013, 18:27
This is your chance to watch the complete Brawl For All boxing tournament from the “exciting” start to the stunning finish where Butterbean nearly knocks poor Bart Gunn’s head off. Yes, I know that when I tune into a wrestling show, the very first thing I want to see is boxing! (Seriously, if you can sit through this whole thing Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Here’s your chance to punch Hulk Hogan right in the face!

15 Submitted by on Fri, 22 November 2013, 16:39
Have you ever wanted to punch Hulk Hogan right in his stupid face? Sure, we all have! Now you have your chance with this TNA Hulk Hogan bop bag! Pretend you’re Randy Savage circa 1989 and beat Hulk Hogan into a pulp in a jealous rage when you have paranoid delusions about him stealing “your” Miss Elizabeth! Or you could Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Builds On The Success Of The Wheel Of Dixie, Deploys More Carnival Games

13 Submitted by on Fri, 22 November 2013, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Spurred by success of the Wheel of Dixie, TNA has decided to use more traditional carnival games during episodes of Impact. During a press conference at Universal Studio’s Soundstage 10 Annex Room B, TNA President Dixie Carter explained the company’s amusement game expansion. “Whether it’s used to decide what kind of tournament match Samoa Joe will have Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Yokozuna speaks! Fans instantly stop caring about him. Poor Yokozuna.

17 Submitted by on Fri, 22 November 2013, 00:06
After 4 years as a mostly silent monster heel (the most he’d said up until now was “YOSH!” and of course “BANZAI!”), Yokozuna finally speaks up at In Your House 6 in 1996 about how Jim Cornette had been mistreating him, and immediately becomes a good guy. And he speaks perfect English much to the audience’s surprise and confusion. Man, Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 22!

5 Submitted by on Thu, 21 November 2013, 23:20
RD and Blade Return to Answer All Your Questions (Not Really), Including Is Dick Woerhle Still Alive and Is Betty Crocker An Actual Person (Really).  Plus a special Black Friday sale that our listeners will hear about first! Join the insanity by clicking, oh yes, rightchere!  ...
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Induction: The HLA Match – As believable as Mrs. Doubtfire, and almost as sexy!

30 Submitted by on Thu, 21 November 2013, 21:00
WWE, 2002 September of 2002 was without a doubt the gayest month in WWE history. It seemed that every show that aired that month was designed to make viewers say out loud, “This is so gay!” Gay, that is, meaning literally homosexual. If we here at Wrestlecrap wanted to express that something was being embarrassingly stupid, we wouldn’t stoop so Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mean Gene Okerlund has sticky goo on his hand! Do we want to know how that happened?!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 20 November 2013, 23:18
Right smack dab in the middle of his feud with The Ultimate Warrior, Papa Shango decides to put a voodoo curse on Mean Gene Oklerlund that causes mysterious black goo to pour out of his sleeve and onto his hand- I was half expecting Jed Clampett to show up “shootin’ at some crude. Oil, that is! Black gold! Texas tea!”. He Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WCW Backstage Assault- one of the worst wrestling video games of all time.

23 Submitted by on Mon, 18 November 2013, 04:06
This is Joe Gagne’s review of WCW Backstage Assault for the Sony Playstation (it was also released for the Nintendo 64). A WCW wrestling game that takes places entirely backstage… so there’s no actual ring for you to wrestle in in this wrestling game. Brilliant! Check out the oddball roster choices Joe helpfully outlines for us. If you ever wanted Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie is completely useless.

17 Submitted by on Sun, 17 November 2013, 02:48
Now is your chance to own this Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie! It comes complete with “Stone Cold” logo, “Whoop-Ass 101” (I hear Nathaniel did surprisingly well in that class), and for reasons that escape me; random dots in case Pac-Man comes around and wants a light snack. Let’s take a closer look… What I really want to know is Continue Reading...
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