Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • RUMOR: Spin Doctors' Chris Barron To Join TNA Wrestling as a Senior Producer of Creative & Talent Development
  • Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper Baffled at Bloodless Chain Match
  • TNA Blames Late Talent Checks on Delays in Pony Express Service
  • Sheamus' New Look Inspired by Kevin Nash's "Master Blaster" Character After HOF Mention
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Someone Bought This: Mad Magazine WWF parody cover

23 Submitted by on Wed, 08 May 2013, 00:00
Poor Alfred E. Neuman does the job again! This is the cover of Mad Magazine #285 from March of 1989. I remember it had some very funny parodies of the then-current WWF wrestlers inside. The above cover image and all information used in this induction are courtesy of Doug Gilford’s Mad Magazine cover site. It’s an excellent collection of every Mad Magazine Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XVI

9 Submitted by on Tue, 07 May 2013, 13:26
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. ‘Heroic’ Sheamus Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Batista Set To Debut In Elementary School Play

15 Submitted by on Tue, 07 May 2013, 10:00
Washington, DC – After a brief Mixed Martial Arts career and various minor movie roles, former WWE Superstar Dave Batista has decided to try his hand at stage acting. Rather than trying for Broadway, Batista will be enrolling in Mrs. Mullin’s third grade class at Janney Elementary school in Washington, DC. “After conquering the world of MMA with an undefeated Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XVI

9 Submitted by on Mon, 06 May 2013, 13:21
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker: Worst Color Commentator Ever?

77 Submitted by on Mon, 06 May 2013, 09:30
Ok, discussion over on the latest Saturday Morning Slam report has focused on the horrendosity that is Brad Maddox.  In my estimation, he is one of, if not the, worst color commentator of all time.  What say ye? Post your comments below!...
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Saturday Morning Slam 05-04-13

18 Submitted by on Sun, 05 May 2013, 20:40
  “Good morning, WWE Universe!  Welcome to Saturday Morning Slam.  In our opening contest, Jey Uso will be taking on Darren Young.” Really, that’s how this show started.  Even the announcer didn’t sound excited about this show.  Gotta admit, that’s kinda a far cry from the last few weeks where we’ve been promised CHANGES and NEW ERAS and all the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: P.N News? More like “P.N Snooze”! Am I right? Ha ha ha…

9 Submitted by on Fri, 03 May 2013, 02:31
Crapper Rich Veramontes submitted this video and writes: A Crappy P.N. News rap video for the great american bash..that almost makes one long for the Wrestlerock Rumble Hope you enjoy! lol P.N News raps like he just ate an entire package of Unisom Sleeping Pills and finished it off with a case of NyQuil for a chaser. In 1993 the Continue Reading...
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Induction: Lita cheats on Matt Hardy: Starring Glen Jacobs as Matt.

46 Submitted by on Thu, 02 May 2013, 19:00
For parts one and two of this induction, click here and here. Since the summer of 2004, Amy Dumas’s “Lita” character had been tormented on WWE television with coercive sexual contracts, pregnancy, and a miscarriage. It would seem only natural that when she finally broke off her forced marriage to her own rapist, it would be a cause for celebration Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Forces Jerry Lawler to Shill For The Heart Attack Grill

20 Submitted by on Thu, 02 May 2013, 10:00
Las Vegas, NV – During a meeting of top WWE officials, Vince McMahon announced a new partnership with the Heart Attack Grill fast food restaurant. He also plans to have WWE Hall of Famer Jerry “The King” Lawler as their official spokesman. “It’s all about synergy!” said Vince McMahon. “Nothing says “Wrestling Entertainment” like fast food. Over the past few Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: More NWA home video promos- Starcade and Great American Bash 1986

9 Submitted by on Thu, 02 May 2013, 00:35
Crapper Paul S. comes through again with some great old NWA home video promos! He writes: Here are a couple of other NWA VHS Commercials Starcade ’86: Night of the Sky-Walkers Great American Bash ’88: The Price for Freedom What I do love is the logos for these shows. I have no idea what a “Sky-Walker” is supposed to be Continue Reading...
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To Haku!

25 Submitted by on Wed, 01 May 2013, 02:16
(At a tavern near New York, Friday night on WrestleMania weekend. Four men are sitting around a table, enjoying themselves with perhaps a tad too much zeal) Haku is a son of a bitch! Do you assholes know Haku? Hell yeah I know Haku! Big guy, goes about 7 foot 3, weighs about 580 lbs. Puts away a lot of Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 04-27-13

17 Submitted by on Tue, 30 April 2013, 20:30
  Before I get into the SMS report this morning, wanted to apologize for the report not going out as quickly as it usually does.  This was due to, well, the entire Reynolds clan (me, Mrs. Deal, RD Jr.) being shot in the face with substances of various colors on this past Saturday morning in the form of a 5K Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XV

8 Submitted by on Tue, 30 April 2013, 13:36
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Hulk Hogan Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Fan-Made Undertaker Dominos pizza commercial

6 Submitted by on Tue, 30 April 2013, 04:13
This is a fan-made commercial for Dominos Pizza featuring The Undertaker. Well, not the real Undertaker of course- it’s a fake Undertaker. No, no! Not that fake Undertaker! I’m sure it was made in the summer of 1994 when Dominos sponsored that year’s SummerSlam featuring the epic(ly bad) Undertaker Vs. Undertaker match. I assume you got the Undertaker 8×10 glossy photo Continue Reading...
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