Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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Classic Induction: 3 Ninjas on MegaMountain – Featuring Hulk Hogan, Karate Warrior

17 Submitted by on Fri, 21 June 2013, 09:15
Theatrical Motion Picture, 1998 If there was one thing I was disappointed with in the WrestleCrap book, it was the fact that although I spent an entire chapter covering Hulk Hogan’s movie career, I had to cut short pretty much anything past Thunder in Paradise. After all, the book was called “WrestleCrap”, not “HoganMovieCrap” (although, come to think of it, Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Million Dollar Tough Enough: The Male Diva Search

31 Submitted by on Thu, 20 June 2013, 19:00
WWE in 2004 had something of a dearth of new talent, to say the least. The new “stars” on Raw and Smackdown (okay, mostly Smackdown) included such future main-eventers as Kenzo Suzuki, Mark Jindrak, Luther Reigns, Orlando Jordan, and Heidenreich. To fill the depleted roster, WWE held its fourth season of Tough Enough. Unlike the first three seasons of the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mid-80’s WWF and Billy Ocean- two good things that go great together! Plus “Gator” Scott Hall!

8 Submitted by on Thu, 20 June 2013, 08:43
Crapper Pretentious internet Theatre writes: I put it in the comment to the last video, but I think this Billy Ocean one is a little more disturbing. In retrospect, Jesse is likely thanking his lucky stars is wasn’t in it. Mean Gene is so damn coo with those shades. I miss Walkmans. “When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going”! Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF “Superstars Of Wrestling” commercial with creepy song

9 Submitted by on Wed, 19 June 2013, 00:00
This is a 1987 Sky Channel U.K commercial for WWF “Superstars Of Wrestling” featuring The Miami Sound Machine song “Bad Boy” which was a big hit at the time. I want you to really pay attention to the lyrics of the song- especially the verses. Now ask yourself is this was really the most appropriate choice of songs? I mean, Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXII

27 Submitted by on Tue, 18 June 2013, 11:56
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Dolph Ziggler Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H Excited To Completely Ruin Bray Wyatt

17 Submitted by on Tue, 18 June 2013, 10:00
Greenwich, CT – WWE Superstar and COO Triple H has been awake for hours, unable to sleep due to his excitement over totally ruining up-and-coming wrestler Bray Wyatt. Bray Wyatt and the Wyatt Family have been appearing in vignettes for the past few weeks on WWE television to rave reviews from fans and those in the business. Seeing the positive Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Umaga Vs. Kamala in a colossal canibal confrontation!

4 Submitted by on Tue, 18 June 2013, 00:00
Crapper (and moderator) Agent P. posted this in The Craphole and of course I had to share. It’s Umaga Vs. Kamala (ooh, they rhyme!) from Raw in June of 2006. Yes, this actually happened for reasons which are beyond my understanding. Um… It’s a really bad match (like you needed me to tell you that?). I’d rather listen to Kamala Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hawk gets pushed off the TitanTron by Puke/Droz

4 Submitted by on Tue, 18 June 2013, 00:00
Crapper Jackson Adamczak submitted this video and writes: HE’S BEEN MY BROTHER FOR SO LONG! Droz pushing Hawk off the Titantron! Oh yeah, R.D has inducted this one. Hawk’s Wikipedia article explains where this was supposed to go, and it sounds really tasteless and stupid: During the Attitude Era, in which the WWF moved towards a more “adult” product, the Legion Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXII

13 Submitted by on Mon, 17 June 2013, 13:41
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Shawn Michaels impersonates Hulk Hogan, brother!

9 Submitted by on Mon, 17 June 2013, 00:00
Crapper, and Brother Justin Cook took the time to submit this clip, brother. He writes: This is a video of Shawn Michaels doing a Hogan impersonation on a Larry King Live parody. He must of said “brother” more time in that one promo than Hogan did in his entire career. Brother, this still makes me laugh, brother. Thanks for being Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: What?

19 Submitted by on Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:00
Crapper Art0Donnell sent this my way. I hated that this stupid, annoying, nonsensical catchphrase took off, and I hated even more how the WWE shoved it down our throats. And of course, the fans kept chanting it long after Austin stopped using it and stopped appearing on TV. Aggghhhh!...
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Someone Bought This: With the Mark Henry dog collar and dog leash, you too can have The World’s Strongest Dog!

3 Submitted by on Sat, 15 June 2013, 17:00
Crapper Sean writes: So WWEshop is now selling dog collars for your canine friends. The ones they have include The Rock, CM Punk, Miz, and Ryback, but my favorite has to be this one though: The Mark Henry Dog Collar and Leash. Notice that as opposed to a barbel it’s a bone and as opposed to WSM it’s WSD for Continue Reading...
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Meet RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton July 6th!

7 Submitted by on Sat, 15 June 2013, 07:39
  Indianapolis…WrestleCrap walks with the dead again this July 5th -7th at Days Of The Dead!  Meet RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton as they join up once more to do a live radio show, sign autographs, and shill exclusive merchandise.   Stubby will be there too, so who knows what kinds of hijinx will be on tap? We look forward Continue Reading...
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Induction: WCW’s “Kiss My Ass” Match – What better match for two old farts?

22 Submitted by on Thu, 13 June 2013, 19:00
When people think of the last night of the Monday Night Wars, they typically think of the outdoor Nitro in Panama City, Florida that ended with Sting vs. Ric Flair and a simulcast featuring both Vince and Shane McMahon. And yes, according to kayfabe, that would be the the last episode of the Monday Night Wars, as in story line, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Teddy Long Makes Breakfast

12 Submitted by on Thu, 13 June 2013, 10:00
Houston, TX – Early Saturday morning, WWE Smackdown Senior Advisor Teddy Long decided to make himself a hearty breakfast featuring a wide variety of foods. A velvet robe-clad Long entered the kitchen and began taking pots, pans, bowls, and various kitchen utensils out of the cabinets. While he normally settles on something quick and easy for breakfast, Long decided to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Kevin Nash criticizes “The Death Of WCW”- maybe he’ll like the 10th Anniversary Edition better!

11 Submitted by on Wed, 12 June 2013, 12:19
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: First Damien Demento slams the ‘Crap and now the Outsiders/Kliq want some of the Awesomeness known as RD Reynolds Hey, Kevin; at least “The Death Of WCW” doesn’t tear its binding every couple of times that you open it up, and it doesn’t keep other, smaller books from being displayed prominently on your bookshelf… Thanks for Continue Reading...
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