WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
  • Global Force Wrestling Announces Roster Featuring Ed Leslie, Scotty Riggs, Two Arby's Workers, & Local Hooters Girl
  • RUMOR: Spin Doctors' Chris Barron To Join TNA Wrestling as a Senior Producer of Creative & Talent Development
  • Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper Baffled at Bloodless Chain Match
All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Please come to WCW Nitro- you can get drunk to dull the pain!

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Yes, 14 years ago tonight marked the final WCW Monday Nitro ever! And from the looks of this flyer, they had to sweet-talk people into buying tickets by promising that they’d be able drink themselves stupid(er) so they could get through another miserable episode of WCW Monday Nitro. And all for just $30. Crappers, there is not enough alcohol on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestling really is magic with this My Little Pony comic book!

8 Submitted by on Wed, 25 March 2015, 21:51
Crapper Paul S. writes: So looking for another wrestling comic after that Archie book? How about a comic where cartoon horses battle it out? “Cherilee gets a visit from her sister who happens to be one of the most famous wrestlers in Equestria! A long-simmering grudge between the siblings threatens to explode unless Rarity and friends can figure out a Continue Reading...
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RTB Editorial 3/25/15 (Quick & Dirty Edition)

4 Submitted by on Wed, 25 March 2015, 21:05
Howdy, dear and patient readers. Two pieces of good news I have for you that I wanted to share with you all today, and a pimping of sorts. First up is that the casting call for new RTB writers went well. Have three new writers hard at work on their debut pieces, one of whom will specialize in old-school stuff Continue Reading...
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RD & Blade Radio: Episode 35!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 24 March 2015, 21:24
It’s Our WrestleMania Preview Show!  You Know What That Means: The Boys Eating Wacky Chips, Talking about Mickie James, and Yes, a Smattering of Talk about WWE’s Biggest Show of the Year!! Download by clicking here, subscribe on iTunes, or listen below!...
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It Came From YouTube: “Rowdy” Roddy Piper stars in Harry Potter knockoff movies

12 Submitted by on Tue, 24 March 2015, 15:00
Today I have something a little different to share with you; my Crapper comrades! It’s not from YouTube. Meet Allison (Formerly Known As Obscurus Lupa). She’s the former hostess of Obscurus Lupa Presents, and current hostess of a new show called Movie Nights. Lupa has reviewed two movies in particular which I want to direct your attention towards. They are:  The Mystical Adventures Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Whiplash for the game.com (we almost got it!)

16 Submitted by on Tue, 24 March 2015, 02:00
Tiger’s Game.com system (you’re supposed to call it “Game Com” and ignore the period in the domain name) was one of the worst handhelds ever. It was big, clunky, expensive, poorly supported by developers, and the games were lousy. And we almost got a WCW game for it! WCW Whiplash was announced for release (I’m guessing it was supposed to come Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Raven photographed in much happier days in WCW and the WWF

7 Submitted by on Fri, 20 March 2015, 02:00
Yes, before he was Raven… even before he was Johnny Polo, he was surfer dude Scotty Flamingo in WCW as evidenced in this totally tubular promotional 8×10 glossy photo! The only thing that’s missing is a little sunblock on his nose. Scotty does not appear on television with pink flamingo as illustrated. For those of you who have forgotten his brief Continue Reading...
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Induction: Booker T vs. Triple H – HHH goes KKK

54 Submitted by on Thu, 19 March 2015, 20:07
WWE, 2003 Wrestling storylines aren’t like any other storylines you’ll see on TV; they’re typically much, much worse. No ordinary TV series could get away with the disjointed plots that wrestling fans are subjected to on a regular basis. Even series with the most notoriously convoluted stories made up as the writers went along, like The X-Files or Twin Peaks Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: It’s Man Vs. Bear at Wrestlemania 31?

21 Submitted by on Thu, 19 March 2015, 13:36
This is a new Wrestlemania 31 shirt that says “The California Conflict- Man Vs. Bear”. Which makes sense, because a man will be wrestling a bear at Wrestlemania, and.. Oh wait, that isn’t happening? Well, a bear will be at Wrestlemania in some capacity, right? Oh, it won’t? I see. So there will be no old-timey Man Vs. Bear action Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Shawn Michaels’ lame original heel theme music

19 Submitted by on Thu, 19 March 2015, 02:00
Let’s see how many of you Crappers remember this… After Shawn Michaels turned on Marty Jannetty in January of 1992 he needed new theme music to reflect his new arrogant heel persona, and he needed it quickly. But before WWE’s composer Jim Johnston could come up with something appropriate, he decided to give  him some lame, orchestral theme music- in Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Hulk Hogan’s Ultimate Grill Infomercial – Whatcha Gonna Do When Steaks and Burgers and Hot Dogs and Waffles and Cookies Run Wild On You?

59 Submitted by on Wed, 18 March 2015, 20:00
INFOMERCIAL, 2007 Many thanks to Michael Cole (not that one – I don’t think) for submitting this! Long-time Crappers know the story of the legendary Hulk Hogan Thunder Mixer, but for those of you that don’t, here’s the skinny: according to legend, the Hulkster was going to be offered a grill that would allow fat to drip away from whatever meat you Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Archie wrestling comic book

11 Submitted by on Tue, 17 March 2015, 17:23
Crapper Paul S. writes: Via Comics Alliance. Archie & Friends Wrestle Maniacs (3/20/15) Digital Exclusive Get ready to RUMBLE! Archie and friends are laying a smackdown in this new digital exclusive! You’ll tap out with laughter as the gang jumps into the ring to tell some of our funniest wrestling stories. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN ARCHIEMANIA RUNS WILD?! Script: Various Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Wrestling Isn’t Wrestling

9 Submitted by on Mon, 16 March 2015, 22:45
Crapper Sean writes: I’m sure you may have received this vid a million times as everyone I know is posting about it on twitter as I type this but this little video is quite humorous and surprisingly accurate in the description of Triple H’s career, as portrayed by many lovely ladies…and features guest appearances from names such as Justin Roberts, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Announces All-Divas Edition of RAW

7 Submitted by on Mon, 16 March 2015, 08:00
Stamford, CT – In a closed-door meeting, Vince McMahon, Triple H, and Stephanie McMahon announced to the WWE Divas that an entire episode of RAW would be dedicated solely to them. “We’d like to thank all of you ladies for coming today,” started Stephanie. “Management understands that their has been grumbling amongst all of you about not getting enough air Continue Reading...
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