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INDUCTION: Afa and Albano on Miami Vice – Capt. Lou Takes Chokeholds Too Far

15 Submitted by on Thu, 26 May 2016, 20:00
NBC, 1987 Text by Guest Author LeVar Ravel It was the 1980s. America had fallen in love with a sharp-dressed detective in sunglasses and his racial minority sidekick fighting bad guys, with heaping helpings of drugs, murder, and mayhem all amidst the sunbaked glitz of Miami. You know the show. What you may not know is that there was actually Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Rusev Replaces Rouseff As President Of Brazil

4 Submitted by on Mon, 23 May 2016, 08:00
Brasilia, Brazil – In an incredible turn of events that will have repercussions throughout the world, the people of Brazil have chosen WWE Superstar Rusev to replace their current president Dilma Rousseff. Rousseff’s ousting, after once boasting an 80% approval rating, came after impeachment hearings due to economic woes and government corruption. Brazil’s future was thrown into uncertainty after the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Well they call him The Natural…”

12 Submitted by on Fri, 20 May 2016, 02:00
Crapper Thomas Moffatt writes: Here’s a pretty awful theme tune – this time someone who has been involved in more than his fair share of WrestleCrap. Sounding like the theme tune to some 1970’s/1980’s TV crime comedy/drama about a private detective who also competes on the rodeo circuit and attempted to be performed in the style of Waylon Jennings we Continue Reading...
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Induction: Pierre, The Hardcore Reindeer – Did we ever see him and The Barbarian in the same place?

35 Submitted by on Thu, 19 May 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1999 The year 1999 was a hard one for Al Snow. For one thing, that was the year Wal-Mart stopped selling his action figure because it came packaged with a toy mannequin head. See, according to two professors of Communications, the woman’s presumably severed head promoted “the brutalization of women” to young, impressionable boys. It sounded as silly and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Enzo Amore Is “Lost In Seaside Heights”

4 Submitted by on Mon, 16 May 2016, 08:00
Seaside Heights, NJ – WWE Superstar Enzo Amore, who recently suffered a concussion at the hands of Simon Gotch of the Vaudevillians, has been missing for several weeks following his dismissal from his hospital. It is strongly believed that Amore has suffered an acute case of amnesia, forgetting his name and history in the WWE. Tips began flooding into Titan Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Earthquake action figure with Damien snake accessory!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 13 May 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Now with this new action figure you can recreate one of the late John Tenta’s most infamous moment’s. That’s right you can SQUASH THE SNAKE! I do like that the figure’s creators went to the effort to put a look of dread on poor Damian’s face. Jake Roberts, Lord Alfred Hayes, and platter full of quake Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Montreal Files Restraining Order Against The WWE

13 Submitted by on Mon, 09 May 2016, 08:00
Montreal, QC, Canada – In an unprecedented move, the city of Montreal has filed a restraining order to World Wrestling Entertainment. Denis Corderre, the mayor of Montreal, addressed the legal notice at a press conference with reporters this afternoon. Flanked by members of Parliament, Montreal Canadiens great Guy Lafleur, a moose, and a plate of Canadian Bacon, Corerre explained the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: G.L.O.W hotline commercial

2 Submitted by on Fri, 06 May 2016, 02:00
Yes, there was a G.L.O.W (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) hotline back in the day. I’m picturing WrestleCrap Radio’s own Nathaniel calling it in a horny fever, making sure to call late at night when his parents are asleep, his heart racing with anticipation that he might be able to get a special message from Becky, The Farmer’s Daughter… “Oh yeah Continue Reading...
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Induction: John Cena vs. Michael Cole – Cena adds a “D” to B.A. S.T.A.R.

25 Submitted by on Thu, 05 May 2016, 20:02
WWE, 2012 Have you heard the big news? John Cena is returning way early from yet another serious injury! This time around, he’s set to return to Raw on Memorial Day, which is only fitting given the history that Cena and Memorial Day have together. Back in 2012, Cena missed the Memorial Day edition of Raw, which drew a frighteningly Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Virgil Buys TNA

7 Submitted by on Mon, 02 May 2016, 08:00
Pittsburgh, PA – TNA’s long-time search for a new buyer came to an end Monday when former WWE and WCW wrestler Virgil bought the company. Dixie Carter joined Virgil at an impromptu press conference in the back of Big Shot Bob’s House Of Wings to discuss the acquisition. “I’m proud of all the great wrestling we’ve put out over the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Bootleg TNA and WWE puzzles

9 Submitted by on Fri, 29 April 2016, 02:00
Crapper Barry Wilson writes: Well, I’m presuming someone bought this. How about a TNA Impact jigsaw featuring everyone’s favourite TNA wrestler, John Cena! I just love it when bootleggers get sloppy. But wait! There’s more! Thanks to Crapper Paul Rudoff at Spook Central: The Ghostbusters Companion we have more pictures of the bootleg TNA puzzle to look at! Paul writes: I was at the Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WWF Microleague Wrestling – The FIRST – and perhaps WORST – WWF Videogame Ever!

31 Submitted by on Thu, 28 April 2016, 20:00
WWF Computer Game, 1987 Want to impress your video game geek friends?  Then quiz them thusly: what, pray tell, was the first ever WWF video game? Be prepared to laugh heartily at them when they no doubt blurt out… WrestleMania on the NES! WRONG! Also, please mock them if they have any fond memories at all of this absolutely atrocious game. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Losses Now Count As Wins” Declares Vince McMahon

13 Submitted by on Mon, 25 April 2016, 08:00
Hartford, CT – In the weekly pre-Raw staff meeting, WWE CEO Vince McMahon made a stunning announcement that will change sports entertainment forever. “WWE needs a new shot of adrenaline and I’m about to give it a lethal dose,” said McMahon, sporting a large green hat with a “10/6” note on it. “WWE used to be much more…muchier. It has Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Enjoy delicious candy straight from The Undertaker’s throat!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 22 April 2016, 02:00
Coming… uh, sometime soon…. it’s WWE Pez Dispensers of The Undertaker, John Cena, and The Rock! Okay, those are sort of cool, but nothing will ever top the Pez Candy Shooter gun target game! Yes, they really sold this to kids back in the 60’s. It was a very different time… You could even use it to re-enact the Steve Austin/Brian Pillman Continue Reading...
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Induction: Barbara “BB” Bush – EMT stood for “Extremely Massive… Technician”

27 Submitted by on Thu, 21 April 2016, 20:00
WWF 1999-2000 Well, Crappers, it seems that after a rocky start, the Divas Revolution has finally achieved its first major success: namely, getting WWE to stop calling it “The Divas Revolution.” In fact, WWE abruptly dropped the whole “Divas” branding entirely, creating a new Women’s title to replace that ridiculous butterfly belt the ladies had been fighting over for years. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The greatest Randy Savage promo ever! “NO HOLDS BARRED!”.

11 Submitted by on Mon, 18 April 2016, 12:35
I was reading Scott Keith’s latest Wrestling Observer Flashback covering 1989 and he linked to this amazing promo for the “No Holds Barred- The Movie, The Match” Pay-Per-View featuring The Macho King Randy Savage (does come with crown and scepter as illustrated!), Queen Sherri, and Jiggly Boobs Zeus talking about how they’re going to kill Hulk Hogan and Brutus “The Barber” Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Authority Accidentally Leaves Fandango Home Alone

8 Submitted by on Mon, 18 April 2016, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – A family vacation by Triple H and Stephanie McMahon was abruptly cut short when they released that they had accidentally left WWE Superstar Fandango home alone. The Authority, who were traveling to Disneyworld for some rest and relaxation, did not notice the missing Fandango when the extended McMahon family piled into Triple H’s minivan nor when they Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: I “figure” your taxes are due today.

9 Submitted by on Mon, 18 April 2016, 02:00
Irwin R. Shyster (otherwise known as I.R.S!) would like to remind Crappers that your taxes are due today! In the unlikely event that you get a tax refund, why not spend that money on access to The WrestleCrap Archives? Oh yeah, and also get yourself one of these awesome I.R.S Hasbro action figures if you have any money leftover. What? Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL – The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 90s!

57 Submitted by on Thu, 14 April 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1990s The following confession is probably going to drown me in hate mail, but I was never, ever a fan of the WWF Magazine.  While the magazine was no doubt the best looking wrestling publication until WOW Magazine hit newsstands, it just did nothing for me.  RD Reynolds?  Always an Apter Mag guy.  Give me Pro Wrestling Illustrated, Inside Wrestling, The Wrestler.  I’d Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Please buy some worthless gold from Jeff Jarrett- he needs money!

18 Submitted by on Mon, 11 April 2016, 08:49
Breaking News hot off the NewsTrolla! Jeff Jarrett and Global Force Wrestling now in the multi-level marketing business. Global Force Wrestling owner and former aspiring Country singer Jeff Jarrett has been reduced to shilling for a gold scam/pyramid scheme where you “join Team Jarrett” in what he calls “Global Force Gold”. You buy nearly worthless gold “Karatbars” and then get your Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Doctors Studying Medicinal Benefits of Booty O’s

14 Submitted by on Mon, 11 April 2016, 08:00
Rochester, MN – Several doctors and scientists have been vigorously studying Booty O’s cereal to determine what medicinal effects they may have. Experiments on the official cereal of the WWE tag team champions The New Day began one week ago at the Mayo Clinic. Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods, and Big E hand-delivered 500 boxes of the cereal in exchange for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE and Family Guy- two mediocre things that go bad together!

14 Submitted by on Fri, 08 April 2016, 02:00
“You think that’s bad? Remember that time there was a Family Guy/WWE crossover game?!” Yes, WWE and Family Guy have teamed up for The Quest For Stuff mobile game which features The Undertaker, John Cena, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, and (probably) others. And according to people who have played it, it really, really sucks. WWE and Family Guy- two things that were Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars Shoot-Out Hockey game artwork

7 Submitted by on Fri, 08 April 2016, 02:00
Today we have a special bonus Someone Bought This thanks to a bulletin hot-off-the-presses email from loyal, long-time Crapper Randall B! Randall alerted me to this eBay auction of the original artwork used for the front of the WWF Shoot-Out Hockey tabletop game box! You’ve seen the WWF Shoot-Out Hockey game on the site before, but now’s your chance to Continue Reading...
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