Lance Storm is ready to cut a rug on Dancing With The Stars.

Strut on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Did you hear? WarGames is coming back!

Sure hope it’s better than the last one…

WarGames 2000…inducted!

Before Stacy Keibler…

…before Lita…

…there was Terri Runnels.

New induction!

 

A tribute to the greatest entertainer I’ve ever known.

Thank you, Bobby Heenan, for all the joy you brought me.

What does Vince McMahon have in store for Kevin Owens after the “Headbutt Heard ‘Round The World”?

Lawyer up and read all about it in Headlies!

Heroes in a 1/2-Star Rated match!

The Toxic Turtles arrive at Wrestlecrap in a brand new induction!

Live from New Japan’s G1 Tournament…Nailz vs. El Gigante!

And it’s every bit as horrible as you’d expect!

NEW INDUCTION!

  • Vince McMahon To Compete In ColecoVision World Championships
  • Baron Corbin Celebrates Championship Win By Drinking An Entire Can Of Axe
  • Marty Jannetty Banned From All Family-Friendly Establishments
  • The Young Bucks Unveil New Catchphrase "Snap Into A Slim Jim!"
  • "Everyone Beats Up Enzo Amore" Added To TLC
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INDUCTION: The First Post-WrestleMania Monday Night Raw – Did Fans Hijack These Shows from the Beginning?

36 Submitted by on Thu, 06 April 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1993 WrestleMania has come and gone once again, and as is new norm, the show was bloated beyond belief.  This year, I went with a new tactic and skipped the pre-show entirely; I love Neville and all, but two more hours of video packages and inane commentary just wasn’t happening with this old boy.  Especially when I remembered what Continue Reading...
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Headlies: John Cena Changes Mind, Proposes To Matt Hardy Instead

7 Submitted by on Mon, 03 April 2017, 14:00
Orlando, FL – Following the explosive events of Wrestlemania 33, WWE Superstar John Cena made a shocking marriage proposal to none other than Matt Hardy. At the conclusion of their match against The Miz and Maryse, Cena proposed to his longtime significant other Nikki Bella. As the couple walked back up the entrance ramp, the Hardy Boyz theme music began to play. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlemania 33 Breaks Guinness World Record For Most Naps At A Sporting Event

12 Submitted by on Mon, 03 April 2017, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Officials with the Guinness World Records have announced that the crowd at Wrestlemania 33 set a world record for the most amount of naps had at a public sporting event. Global President of Guinness World Records Alistair Richards made the announcement before Monday Night Raw. “I hereby present the WWE with this commemorative plaque, a honey-glazed ham, Continue Reading...
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The RD & Blade Show – Episode 41!

4 Submitted by on Sat, 01 April 2017, 12:04
Because YOU demanded it – the return of The RD & Blade Show!  WrestleMania 33 previewed in glorious high quality audio! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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HEADLIES: Ric Flair Honored with Bronze Statue of Someone Else at WWE Axxess

7 Submitted by on Thu, 30 March 2017, 22:34
Orlando, FL – WWE Hall-of-Famer and wrestling legend Ric Flair was commemorated Thursday evening with a bronze statue, the latest Hall of Famer to receive the honor.  The ceremony was held during the opening festivities of WrestleMania Axxess. Flair was surrounded by friends and family alike when the statue was unveiled. As, the “Nature Boy” visibly broke down while looking at Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Worst of Triple H’s Wrestlemania Entrances – The Emperor’s stupid new clothes

36 Submitted by on Thu, 30 March 2017, 20:45
I really wonder about WWE sometimes. For a company that prides itself on giving the fans what they want, they have a terrible tendency to instead tell the fans what they want, whether it be the relentless push of Roman Reigns or this email from WWE Network that ended up in my inbox the other day. Of all the reasons Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: It’s WrestleCrap! It’s BullCrap!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 29 March 2017, 03:01
Crapper Paul S. sent this in. John Cena is the voice of a talking bull in “Ferdinand”. So yes, it’s not only WrestleCrap, but BullCrap too! If you took a shot after every kids’ movie trope in this trailer you’d be dead! Fish out of water?- TAKE A SHOT! Underdog needs to believe in himself?- TAKE A SHOT! Training montage? TAKE Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A talking Roddy Piper figure with one major issue…

17 Submitted by on Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:12
R.D just sent this video to me with the following email: FROM: R.D Reynolds. TO: The Big Cheese Paul Kraft. SUBJET: please post and sticky this asap Sweet Christmas. This is legit the worst ever. So I knew it had to be something really awful… Yikes! You weren’t kidding, boss! Okay, I get that since he’s dead they can’t bring Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H Takes A Group Of Fans To Dave & Busters To Show Them He’s Still Cool

7 Submitted by on Mon, 27 March 2017, 08:00
Philadelphia, PA – Following the conclusion of Monday Night Raw, WWE COO Triple H took out a large group of fans to show them that he is still cool. “We were hanging outside one of the exits hoping to get some autographs and like an RKO, Triple H came outta nowhere and started talking to us,” said ice cream sandwich Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: AJ Styles vs. Larry Zbyszko – If You’re Dreading AJ vs. Shane, You’d Probably Best Not Read This!

25 Submitted by on Thu, 23 March 2017, 20:00
TNA, 2003 The year 2016 was a momentous occasion in that it was the first time in history a WrestleMania was able to take home the coveted Gooker Award, our annual award for the very worst of the very worst in pro wrestling.  It was a show that seemingly never-ended, and sources have told this reporter that the 2017 version Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Hornswoggle, Sheamus Themes Sales Skyrocket On St. Patrick’s Day

4 Submitted by on Mon, 20 March 2017, 08:00
Boston, MA – Sales of several WWE wrestler themes saw significant increases on St. Patrick’s Day. Both Hornswoggle and Sheamus’s theme songs reached number one and two, respectively, on iTunes’ Songs chart. “We always see a boost in sales around various holidays, but this St. Patrick’s Day was far and away our best holiday ever, sales-wise,” said Senior Vice President Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Remember To Change Your Clocks To Vader Time

8 Submitted by on Mon, 13 March 2017, 08:00
Colorado Springs, CO – Government officials are once again reminding US citizens to remember to change their clocks to Vader Time. The change in time, which takes place at 3:00am on Sunday, March 12th, was put into effect as a means of “Making America Vader Again.” “All you lily-livered sissies better get with the program!” said official Vader Time spokesman Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you got this trading card, you really struck out!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 10 March 2017, 02:00
Crapper Douglas Conti found an Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz (!!!) trading card! He writes: Even I, who bought cards of Trent Knight and CougarJay, refuse to pay for this one. Oh wow, they just gave anybody a trading card, didn’t they? I like the prominent ICOPRO logo in the background. Yes, apparently even fake baseball players used enhancement supplements…...
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INDUCTION: The Nitro with NO Wrestling – 60 Minutes of Absolute Nothingness

98 Submitted by on Thu, 09 March 2017, 15:00
WCW, 1999 Hey hey, fellow Crappers!!  I’m BACK! I believe I am now completely finished with the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition.  It’s written (40% larger than before!!!), edited, new photos picked out, the whole shooting match.  Heck, you can even pre-order it right now from our friends over at Amazon in your choice of paperback, hard cover, or Kindle varieties.  So Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WCW Spring Catalog 1999 – WCW Ruins Hot Sauces, Horses, and More!

68 Submitted by on Thu, 09 March 2017, 15:00
WCW, Merchandise Catalog 1999 First things first: I know that merchandise is generally the realm of Someone Bought This!, but today’s write up is a bit more extensive than what we generally cover there.  Besides, that particular column actually originated thanks to large inductions wherein I would look at magazine inserts and catalogs such as this, so consider this a blast from Continue Reading...
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