Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

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Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

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A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

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Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

Zack Ryder in a Wrestlemania match?

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Think the build to this year’s WrestleMania stinks?

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WrestleMania 31’s IC Title Chase…INDUCTED!

Vince McMahon will do anything to make sure Roman Reigns has a memorable Wrestlemania entrance.

You can and you will read about it in Headlies!

Sting is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame…

…and his Guard Bird is being inducted at WrestleCrap!

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Sami Zayn’s role at Wrestlemania revealed!

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Five Simple Words:  “They Are Fighting Over Shampoo.”

Two More Simple Words: “New Induction!”

Kevin Owens sure looks comfy.

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Want to watch Vince McMahon choke his daughter and pie face his wife?

Me neither.

But I did, so it’s your latest NEW Induction!

Shane McMahon is back and he’s ready for another invasion.

Head on over to Headlies to find out how he’ll make an “Impact” at Wrestlemania.

Look at the pic to the left. Does this look like it’s a good idea?

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Buff Bagwell Boxes Roddy Piper…NEW INDUCTION!

Will Chris Jericho never eeeeevvvverrrrr wear a shirt again?

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It’s the other realm match of the century: Billy Gunn vs. Sabrina The Teenage Witch!

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Featuring a run-in by the voice of the Stunt Granny guy!

Want to let your sweetie know how you feel, but don’t know how?

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The worst storyline of 2015 is here!

The Gooker Award Winning Lana-Dolph-Rusev-Summer love trapezoid!

Think AJ Styles is an all-American boy?

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It may not have won the 2015 Gooker…but it was just 17 votes away!

The DIVAS REVOLUTION!

NEW INDUCTION!

A HUGE match had been announced for Wrestlemania!

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How many WrestleCrap inductees can you cram into one Royal Rumble?

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No one was expecting this surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble!

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Time to announce the “Winner” of the 2015 Gooker Award!

And the voting was so close that no one knows who won…until now!

Yodelayheehoo!

Antonio Cesaro Yodels for…well…No One’s Enjoyment!

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REVEALED!  The Reason Why James Storm Returned to TNA-Impact Wrestling!

Only at WrestleCrap!

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It’s the Slammys, hosted by Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand!

Somehow It’s Even Worse than You Can Imagine!

NEW INDUCTION!

The Legendary Bill Apter Joins WrestleCrap Radio!

Who Were Real People at PWI? Did Bill Invent Apartment Wrestling?

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Going to jail wasn’t all bad for Vince. He got to meet an old friend while in the slammer.

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It’s a Superkick Party with The Young Bucks and Good Ol’ JR is invited!

Find out if Jim Ross is still “Too Sweet” in Headlies

WrestleCrap.com is devastated at the passing of Harry Simon.

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It’s the lump of coal nobody wants, but everyone gets.

The Annual WrestleCrap Radio Christmas Show is Here!

Has Dixie Carter been a good girl this year?

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Great Scott!

It’s a Back to the Future Christmas!

And it absolutely sucks!

NEW INDUCTION!!

Turd Up!

K-Fed Has Arrived at WrestleCrap in a New Induction!

WWE has found the reason why ratings are in the basement: lack of Mike Adamle!

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Look at that image.  Does this look like a GOOD Christmas movie?

Of course not.  That’s why we’re inducting it!

Christmas Bounty is at WrestleCrap.com!

Bad News Brown Has a Surprise for Jake Roberts:

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  • Shane McMahon Running Raw Tonight; Company Laughs, Snorting, "What, You Guys Take Storylines Seriously?"
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Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part I)

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Rewriting The Book: What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part I) by Jed Shaffer (Author’s note: Stephen King once said that any story that couldn’t act as its own defense attorney didn’t deserve to be written. Normally, that’s a policy that I agree with; if a story’s quality or direction needs defending, the author should’ve hit backspace a Continue Reading...
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Claire Lynch: The 2012 Gooker Award Winner

81 Submitted by on Sun, 12 January 2014, 15:00
TNA-Impact, 2012 It was funny, prior to the Gooker voting this year, the very great Justin Henry and I were discussing the various candidates. Make no mistake, there were some doozies in 2012, from all the goofiness with the Aces & 8’s to AJ Lee’s various lovers to Natalya’s nonstop flatulance. Despite the multitude of choices, he explained to me Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Cooking With Hulk Hogan

4 Submitted by on Sat, 11 January 2014, 02:50
Hulk Hogan shills for his restaurant while his Head Chef cooks shrimp. I’m posting this for a few reasons… 1. Listen to Hulk shill the features of the place! 2. This will be even funnier when the place goes under due to the lousy food. Let’s just say that the reviews of Hulk’s resteraunt have not been kind…...
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Gooker 2013 – The Voting is Over!

177 Submitted by on Fri, 10 January 2014, 09:00
And the voting is over!!  Congratulations, Dixie Carter – you are our 2013 Gooker Award Winner!  You will be properly inducted Thursday night, January 30…just in time for Impact!   Despite what Hector Guerrero may tell you, the infamous Gobbeldy Gooker was one of the worst gimmicks ever.  Therefore, back in 2000 when I first started WrestleCrap.com, I knew that Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Curtis Axel and Ryback Repackaged As ‘The New American Males’

18 Submitted by on Fri, 10 January 2014, 08:00
Philadelphia, PA – Prior to this week’s taping of Smackdown, Vince McMahon held a meeting with Curtis Axel and Ryback to discuss a repackaging of their characters. McMahon, flanked by Triple H called the floundering tag team into his office and laid out his idea. “Curtis. Ryback. We all know that things aren’t really working out for both of you,” Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan performs with Green Jelly

4 Submitted by on Fri, 10 January 2014, 02:41
Crapper Adam Cola writes: Not sure if, amongst the joys of Hogan rapping to a sh*t-tastic game or giving himself the ol’ “verbal maritals” with the Hulk Rules album, you’d gotten to enjoy this rather bizarre tag-team of everyone’s favorite hobgoblin with Green Jelly doing a cover of a Gary Glitter song. Enjoy… I think. Amazing! You guys might remember Continue Reading...
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Induction: The 1999 Royal Rumble – Even Stone Cold used this match as a bathroom break

55 Submitted by on Thu, 09 January 2014, 21:00
WWF, 1999 Vince McMahon won 1999’s Royal Rumble. … … No, this isn’t the shortest induction ever; I’m just getting that obvious bit of information out of the way right now, lest you think that’s the only reason why this match is Wrestlecrap. No, there are certain circumstances under which a non-wrestler can win a big match, and the red-hot Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF and other wrestling shirts at Hot Topic in 1998

16 Submitted by on Thu, 09 January 2014, 17:32
My buddy Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula has a great brand new article up as part of his “Deadsites” series covering things that were offered at the Hot Topic website in 1998 that is well worth checking out! It’s a real time capsule of what was popular and cool back then. I love that someone decided to create and sell an Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Psycho Sid plays tug of war with an elephant. Yes, this really happened.

6 Submitted by on Thu, 09 January 2014, 10:17
This is The Masked Reviewer’s review of the September 6th, 1996 episode of Raw (“Raw Championship Friday”) which is available on the “Raw 20th Anniversary Collection – The 20 Greatest Episodes Uncut & Unedited” DVD set. He’s reviewing all 20 episodes of Raw included in the set. The one and only reason I’m bringing this to your attention Crappers is that Continue Reading...
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David “The Masked Man” Shoemaker Answers….The Count of 10

2 Submitted by on Wed, 08 January 2014, 15:49
  The WrestleCrap Count of 10 poses ten questions to a wrestling personality, be they a performer, behind-the-scenes staffer, or otherwise.   In this edition, I talk with Grantland.com wrestling writer David Shoemaker, better known by his ring-generic pen name, “The Masked Man.” For over two years, Shoemaker has articulately and astutely written about the world of wrestling for Grantland, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Larry Zbyszko WCW Announcer Of The Year Award

8 Submitted by on Wed, 08 January 2014, 02:30
Crapper Paul S. writes: You now can be the proud owner of Larry Zabisco’s 1997 Announcer of the Year Award from WCW Magazine! Wow, and it’s even autographed by The Living Legend himself! I wouldn’t be shocked if someone bought it for the $399.99 asking price. Of course, the award should’ve gone to Bobby Heenan in the first place if Continue Reading...
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Headlies: MILLIONS DELETE WWE APP AFTER DISCOVERING JERRY LAWLER WAS GOING TO LIVE

6 Submitted by on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:48
  BALTIMORE – After being hospitalized earlier Monday following a vomiting spell that was possibly linked to chest pains, wrestling legend Jerry “The King” Lawler updated a worldwide television audience with a positive prognosis during WWE Monday Night Raw. In regards to receiving updates on Lawler’s health status, dignified lead WWE broadcaster Michael Cole informed home viewers that they could Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “The New Odd Couple” staring Jake Roberts and Diamond Dallas Page!

9 Submitted by on Tue, 07 January 2014, 02:19
Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: So, this video has been making the rounds lately. This has all kinds of hilarity to it, and a positive outlook. What sold me on this? Jake taking a morning stroll and well, you should be careful if you’re in front of Jake. Hilarious. This is great! Very funny! Kudos to both Jake and DDP for Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hector Guerrero defends The Gobbledy Gooker

10 Submitted by on Mon, 06 January 2014, 17:32
Today we get to cover one of our favorite topics yet again here at WrestleCrap- The Gobbledy Gooker and his infamous debut at the 1990 Survivor Series! “It’s for the kids!” says Hector Guerrero; the man who donned the turkey outfit that fateful Survivor Series night so many years ago. Okay, fair enough… except the kids hated it! It’s not Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Green Bay Packers bring in David Schultz for pep talk

8 Submitted by on Sun, 05 January 2014, 14:13
Yesterday, the visiting San Francisco 49ers recruited wrestling legend Ric Flair to speak to the team the day before their NFC wild-card game versus the Green Bay Packers, prompting San Francisco right tackle Anthony Davis to tweet his appreciation for the Nature Boy, while labeling Green Bay a “s*** hole.” Outraged by the disrespect for the Packers’ home, Green Bay Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Freshen up your stinky car with a WCW Air Freshener or two

12 Submitted by on Fri, 03 January 2014, 10:36
My old buddy, and my old pal Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula took another one of his amazing TRIPS… to the $.99 store! As always, he found a whole bunch of neat stuff well worth checking out, including these Bill Goldberg and Kevin Nash WCW air fresheners. Look! They have the “Official WCW Licensed Seal”. A what now?! You mean like this? Continue Reading...
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