Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: Paul Heyman has a special gift for The Undertaker

5 Submitted by on Tue, 13 August 2013, 00:00
From Smackdown in 2003, Paul Heyman has a special gift for The Undertaker…. And it’s none other than Brother Love! Oh boy! I wonder how they got the box with him in it into the ring without the crowd seeing who was inside? Unfortunately, The Undertaker is not very appreciative of the gift. Hey; it’s the thought that counts, you know! Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 18

1 Submitted by on Mon, 12 August 2013, 20:52
It’s the 8th anniversary of RD and Blade broadcasting together!  Join the boys as they discuss their glorious history, the Archives now being ONLINE (!!!!), their ongoing Fantasy Total Divas, and well, not a whole lot else.  Enjoy, kids!  ...
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It Came From YouTube: Somethin’ Fishy’s going on with George “The Animal” Steele, and Greg “The Hammer” Valentine

5 Submitted by on Mon, 12 August 2013, 20:11
As discussed on WrestleCrap Radio way back in December of 2008 (available for your listening pleasure in the WrestleCrap Archives) here’s the pitch reel (trailer?) for “Somethin’ Fishy” staring George “The Animal” Steele and Greg “The Hammer” Valentine! Quoting right from the description in the YouTube video: When retired World Wrestling Entertainment’s (WWE), George “The Animal” Steele and Greg “The Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXX

21 Submitted by on Mon, 12 August 2013, 15:17
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Partners With Ancestry.com For New Website

12 Submitted by on Mon, 12 August 2013, 14:00
Provo, Utah – World Wresting Entertainment is proud to announce that have have partnered with Ancestry.com, the world’s largest for-profit genealogy company in world. “We here at WWE are absolutely thrilled to work with a company like Ancestry.com,” said Stephanie McMahon. “They are a well-established and respectable company. Plus their commercials are so cute and clever. The WWE Universe loves Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Kings Of Wrestling upstage The Macho Man by dressing up like Elvis

9 Submitted by on Sun, 11 August 2013, 00:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Ok so in the build up for this show Jeff Jarrett, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall have formed a new heel faction called “The Kings of Wrestling” (no relation to the awesome RoH tag-team, or the Chikara stable) and started causing such havoc that Randy Savage came out of retirement to team up with Jeff Hardy Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Vince McMahon Fashion Show courtesy of Prime Time Wrestling

6 Submitted by on Sat, 10 August 2013, 00:00
Crapper Matt Carpenter sent in this montage Vince’s more… unique outfits from WWF Prime Time Wrestling in the late 80’s and early 90’s. I swear, Vince had to have been watching some First Season episodes of The Golden Girls from 1984 in 1989 and said to his tailor Needles “Make me some outfits like that hot young actress Bea Arthur Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Tough Enough 2 Trophy (and Jackie Gayda dress, too!)

10 Submitted by on Fri, 09 August 2013, 14:30
Crapper Emerson Witner writes: Maybe I am the crazy one, but I cannot imagine anyone wanting to buy not only the trophy for winning Tough Enough 2, but also Jackie’s worn dress. But hey, I will be 600 dollars richer than one person, Wow! I’m surprised no one has bid on this, yet (seriously). I figure someone out there would Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Lanny Poffo loves to ride his Gazelle until he’s all sweaty…

6 Submitted by on Fri, 09 August 2013, 07:21
TONY: “Have you ever heard of Lanny Poffo?” TONY’S HOT FRIEND: “OH! Wasn’t he The Genius?”. Pffft! What?!! Stop! Stop the commercial! Wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute, here! I need to address this. Crappers; if you walk up to any hot woman (or.. just about any woman; really) and you ask her if she know who Lanny Poffo is; and Continue Reading...
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Induction: Farting Natalya: When a Diva passes gas on TV, Wrestlecrap is never far behind.

27 Submitted by on Thu, 08 August 2013, 20:00
WWE, 2012 Farts have had a complicated history in television. Even though everyone has them, and they are on the whole (no, I don’t like how that sounds; let’s just say, “for the most part”) harmless, for decades they were shunned from the airwaves. Kids have long included flatulence in their schoolyard humor, and fart jokes are often the sole Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 17

4 Submitted by on Thu, 08 August 2013, 19:53
  Hate Total Divas?  Love Fantasy Football?  Then You Are Going to LOVE This Show!!  Plus The Biggest WrestleCrap Announcement in Years! Click here for all the fun!...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan MTV “The Big Show” commercial from 1989

6 Submitted by on Wed, 07 August 2013, 00:00
This is a 1989 commercial for an MTV show called “The Big Show” (and yes, I’m told that it was in fact “a big bad show, tonight, y’all”). See, back then in the stone age MTV used to air programs about music and show music videos, kids. There was some contest to win a “date” (ooo-la-la!) with Hulk Hogan to Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIX

20 Submitted by on Tue, 06 August 2013, 15:08
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Tito Ortiz Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIX

22 Submitted by on Mon, 05 August 2013, 15:37
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bo Dallas Is Standing Right Behind You

16 Submitted by on Mon, 05 August 2013, 09:00
Seriously, Right Behind You – Ok, don’t look, but NXT champion Bo Dallas is standing right behind you. Yeah, I have no idea why, but he’s like right there. No, he’s not doing anything, he’s just kind of standing there and staring. And breathing really hard. Ugh, this is so weird and creepy. Maybe if we ignore him, he’ll go Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Goldberg refuses to follow the script (and then he pushes an old lady and rips up a kid’s autograph book)

4 Submitted by on Mon, 05 August 2013, 00:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: So the selling point for Fall Brawl 2000 was “wrestling is FAKE, but not this time. We swear…” No wonder this company went out of business. You know, I’m willing to defend some of the stuff Vince Russo tried to do, but this really insulted my intelligence as a fan (and as a human being, for Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Art Donovan – Man of a Thousand Questions. And They Were All “How Much Does This Guy Weigh?”

25 Submitted by on Sun, 04 August 2013, 20:51
Quick note from RD Reynolds: All of us here at WrestleCrap.com are saddened by Art Donovan’s passing.  His family and friends are in our thoughts and prayers! WWF King of the Ring, 1994 Text by Harry Simon We’ve all done it. After enough cajoling, begging, and/or threatening, we’ve all finally managed to convince a friend or relative to plunk down on Continue Reading...
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Quick note on Commenting, LiFi Scanner on the Site

4 Submitted by on Sun, 04 August 2013, 19:50
Thanks to everyone who has emailed us about the issues with site comments being blocked, as well as the LiFi Scanner being, umm, confiscated I guess.  We are working on a fix, and should have one fully in place soon.  Thanks for your patience! RD, Paul, and all the rest of the goofs here at WrestleCrap.com!...
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It Came From YouTube: MST3K – Samson vs The Vampire Women Montage

2 Submitted by on Sat, 03 August 2013, 00:00
Crapper Chris writes: This selection of clips from MST3K’s episode Samson vs. The Vampire Woman does not have a ton of the professional wrestler who is the hero of the piece. On the other hand, it’s an episode of MST3K where the movie they watch STARS A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER! More than that, the legendary Mexican luchador El Santo basically stars Continue Reading...
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