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Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

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Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

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A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

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Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

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The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

Zack Ryder in a Wrestlemania match?

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Think the build to this year’s WrestleMania stinks?

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WrestleMania 31’s IC Title Chase…INDUCTED!

Vince McMahon will do anything to make sure Roman Reigns has a memorable Wrestlemania entrance.

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Sting is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame…

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Sami Zayn’s role at Wrestlemania revealed!

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Five Simple Words:  “They Are Fighting Over Shampoo.”

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Kevin Owens sure looks comfy.

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Want to watch Vince McMahon choke his daughter and pie face his wife?

Me neither.

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Shane McMahon is back and he’s ready for another invasion.

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Look at the pic to the left. Does this look like it’s a good idea?

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Buff Bagwell Boxes Roddy Piper…NEW INDUCTION!

Will Chris Jericho never eeeeevvvverrrrr wear a shirt again?

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It’s the other realm match of the century: Billy Gunn vs. Sabrina The Teenage Witch!

NEW INDUCTION!

Featuring a run-in by the voice of the Stunt Granny guy!

Want to let your sweetie know how you feel, but don’t know how?

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The worst storyline of 2015 is here!

The Gooker Award Winning Lana-Dolph-Rusev-Summer love trapezoid!

Think AJ Styles is an all-American boy?

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It may not have won the 2015 Gooker…but it was just 17 votes away!

The DIVAS REVOLUTION!

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A HUGE match had been announced for Wrestlemania!

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How many WrestleCrap inductees can you cram into one Royal Rumble?

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No one was expecting this surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble!

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Time to announce the “Winner” of the 2015 Gooker Award!

And the voting was so close that no one knows who won…until now!

Yodelayheehoo!

Antonio Cesaro Yodels for…well…No One’s Enjoyment!

NEW INDUCTION!

REVEALED!  The Reason Why James Storm Returned to TNA-Impact Wrestling!

Only at WrestleCrap!

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It’s the Slammys, hosted by Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand!

Somehow It’s Even Worse than You Can Imagine!

NEW INDUCTION!

The Legendary Bill Apter Joins WrestleCrap Radio!

Who Were Real People at PWI? Did Bill Invent Apartment Wrestling?

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Going to jail wasn’t all bad for Vince. He got to meet an old friend while in the slammer.

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It’s a Superkick Party with The Young Bucks and Good Ol’ JR is invited!

Find out if Jim Ross is still “Too Sweet” in Headlies

WrestleCrap.com is devastated at the passing of Harry Simon.

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It’s the lump of coal nobody wants, but everyone gets.

The Annual WrestleCrap Radio Christmas Show is Here!

Has Dixie Carter been a good girl this year?

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Great Scott!

It’s a Back to the Future Christmas!

And it absolutely sucks!

NEW INDUCTION!!

Turd Up!

K-Fed Has Arrived at WrestleCrap in a New Induction!

WWE has found the reason why ratings are in the basement: lack of Mike Adamle!

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Look at that image.  Does this look like a GOOD Christmas movie?

Of course not.  That’s why we’re inducting it!

Christmas Bounty is at WrestleCrap.com!

Bad News Brown Has a Surprise for Jake Roberts:

MUTANT HARLEM SEWER RATS!

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  • Shane McMahon Running Raw Tonight; Company Laughs, Snorting, "What, You Guys Take Storylines Seriously?"
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  • Vince McMahon Planning on Repackaging "That NXT Nakamoto Guy" as Hakushi Jr.
  • NXT TakeOver Dallas To Include Keg Carrying Competition
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Rewriting The Book: What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part IV)

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Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part IV) by Jed Shaffer Previously in RTB, Eric Bischoff’s mismanagement of WCW led to extreme fan disapproval, sagging ratings, plummeting PPV buyrates, and most alarming, a talent revolution. That latter saw several key talents walk out less than 24 hours before a PPV. He would be fired two Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Kurt Angle and Bob Backlund go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly

4 Submitted by on Mon, 03 February 2014, 02:56
Crapper Drew submitted this and writes: The pairing of Psycho Bob Backlund (a few years removed from his dumb Presidential candidate storyline) and All American heel Kurt Angle was a no-brainer. With his ankle lock and now Backlund’s cross-face chicken wing – Angle could now make his opponents submit with two dreaded finishers. But I think old Bob was wearing Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hornswoggle eats too much and vomits (oh boy!)

2 Submitted by on Sat, 01 February 2014, 02:03
This is Hornswoggle on Wreckless Eating. This is one of those cases where I have absolutely nothing to add. If you clicked on the link to read this article; you already know what you’re going to see- a little person entering an eating contest, eating too much, and puking as a result. I hope you had a satisfying experience watching Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Unveils New Poster For Wrestlemania

17 Submitted by on Fri, 31 January 2014, 08:00
New Orleans, LA – During a press conference promoting Wrestlemania 30, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon revealed a brand new poster for the event. “I’d like to thank the members of the international press for joining us today,” said Triple H. “We saw an exciting Royal Rumble this past Sunday and we are now using that momentum to carry the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Kane “See No Evil” novelization

10 Submitted by on Fri, 31 January 2014, 02:00
My Partner In Crap Art0Donnell found this novelization of the Kane movie (and WrestleCrap induction) “See No Evil” and writes: I discovered this: a novelization of WWE Films’ “See No Evil.” Used copies are available for 1 cent, but die-hard fans of the film can plunk down an extra penny and buy it new. PS: The Amazon page mislabels the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The dumbest baseball cap of all time- of course WWE made it!

18 Submitted by on Thu, 30 January 2014, 20:44
Crapper Andrew B. writs: The following link will take you to the WWEShop, where they are selling the dumbest baseball cap I’ve ever seen. Words fail me. You know, when I got this email from Andrew I read it before clocking on the link he gave to the WWE Shop, I thought to myself “How bad could it be? It’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A kid reads a spooky poem about Sting while he hangs out with a vulture.

14 Submitted by on Wed, 29 January 2014, 23:15
I don’t even know what to say about this one, Crappers. This is from a WCW Clash Of The Champions in late 1996. Some boy (why?) reads an overly-dramatic poem (again, why?!) about how Sting is sad and feels betrayed (aww, give us a hug, ya big lug!) and will get vengeance upon the evil NWO. While this is going Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: CM Punk Hoping to Fill The Rock’s Void by Coming Back as Overpaid Part-Timer

8 Submitted by on Wed, 29 January 2014, 04:19
  CLEVELAND – Former WWE Champion CM Punk has informed Vince McMahon on Monday that he was walking away from the company, and Punk has since been written out of all foreseeable events. It has been learned that Punk is looking to come back for a “Dwayne Johnson type of deal” that would preclude him from performing at live events, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Witness the birth of The Oddities (no, not literally!)

10 Submitted by on Wed, 29 January 2014, 02:00
Crapper Autrach Sejanoz write: Let’s see – The Jackyl (better known to ECW fans as Cyrus), Luna Vachon, John Tenta, Giant Silva, and two members of Howard Stern’s Wack Pack. What was WWE’s creative team on, and where can I get some? Oh, man… The only one of the bunch who could really wrestle was John, but you have to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mick Foley smashes a TV with a baseball bat!

9 Submitted by on Tue, 28 January 2014, 19:40
Mick Foley destroys a perfectly innocent, defenseless little TV in protest of Daniel Bryan not getting a decent push. He did this because.. um… because… Well, I guess he did it because he wanted to use the smarks’ OUTRAGE to try and get some attention for himself. I guess it worked since we’re featuring it right here…. on WrestleCrap.com!...
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It Came From YouTube: “With My Baby Tonight” “sung” by Jeff Jarrett (that’s J-A-Double-R…)

10 Submitted by on Tue, 28 January 2014, 02:00
Crapper E-Squared writes: I know the whole deal about the angle and it was Road Dogg who actually sang it, but what I’m really wondering is what happened to the release of “Ain’t I Great?” I want that album, dammit! 😉 Yeah! I still love this song. It’s really catchy! I bought the “Full Metal” album pretty much just for Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part III)

19 Submitted by on Mon, 27 January 2014, 21:49
Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part III) by Jed Shaffer Previously in RTB, Goldberg’s undefeated streak remained intact thanks to corporate protection, but thanks to bad booking, his star power dwindled. WCW honcho Eric Bischoff turned Goldberg heel, and did so by aligning him with a returning Sid Vicious. Crowds chanted for Sting Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sack Of Flour Jumps Ship And Joins WWE

25 Submitted by on Fri, 24 January 2014, 08:00
Pittsburgh, PA – In a stunning move harkening back to the cutthroat days of the “Monday Night Wars”, TNA’s most popular Knockout Sack Of Flour has left the company to join WWE. The surprise news was first broken by John Pollock on this week’s edition of Live Audio Wrestling. “I can’t reveal my sources, but I stand by them 100 Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Lord Alfred loves Mega Man X2 (plus a Sunny clip!)

12 Submitted by on Fri, 24 January 2014, 02:00
2:55 into this batch of commercials (yes, after an exciting Duke “The Dumpster” Droese squash) we get to hear part-time WrestleCrap Radio talent Lord Alfred Hayes shill for Mega Man X2 on the Super Nintendo! He sounds very excited about it! I bet Lord Alfred had a Super Nintendo. Can’t you just see him spending hours playing Super Mario World Continue Reading...
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Induction: WWE Wrestlers on Punk’d – So named because “Jackass” was already taken

28 Submitted by on Thu, 23 January 2014, 21:00
MTV, 2003-2007 MTV has been connected with wrestling for years, ever since the Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Connection of the mid-80s. Way back then, the WWF wanted to associate itself with music, while MTV wanted to associate itself with music. Flash forward to the 2000s, when WWE was under contract with MTV’s parent company Viacom, and the worlds of wrestling and Continue Reading...
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