Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Fink is here courtesy of Chris Jericho!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 23 August 2013, 20:48
Crapper Logan Harding writes: This happened around the time Y2J made his debut for the company. I guess him getting Fink to act like the Warrior is supposed to prove….something. I thought Fink was hilarious in this! Kudos to him for going through with it. Destrucity flows through The Fink like water through the mighty river! Thanks, Logan!...
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Induction: Piper vs. Lawler: No promotion in the world would dare pass this off as “The New Generation.” Well, maybe AWA.

32 Submitted by on Thu, 22 August 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1994 It’s no secret that I’m a big fan of the late Art Donovan’s classic terrible commentary at King of the Ring 1994. Given my pen name (based on Gorilla Monsoon’s botched introduction that evening) and my blog entitled, “How Much Does This Guy Weigh?”, it should come as no surprise that Harry Simon’s induction of Art Donovan at Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Vince McMahon rips on a jobber he says “could be wrapped in a Glad bag”.

12 Submitted by on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:48
Crapper Surfer Sandman writes: I just want to submit the following Youtube video of what is probably Vince McMahon’s most hilarious commentary on a match. Also features Bruno Sammartino on commentary. Let me know if you’re interested. This site has a transcript of the video as well. Wow! Vince was really kind of being a jerk to the poor guy. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Guys- Hulk Hogan is interested in your sex life- and your prostate!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:41
Paul over at Infomercial Hell covers two print ads Hulk Hogan did for an erectile disfunction pill, and a prostate health pill. I’ll let Paul talk about the ads themselves. All I will add is that while prostate health is certainly important, it sure is weird seeing Hulk Hogan interested in mine… Maybe he can loan Angry Jim some of Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXXI

27 Submitted by on Tue, 20 August 2013, 13:58
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. TNA cut Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXXI

34 Submitted by on Mon, 19 August 2013, 15:19
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Miz Revealed to be Lovecraftian Old God

9 Submitted by on Mon, 19 August 2013, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – In a shocking turn of events, WWE Superstar The Miz, was revealed to be a blasphemous “Old One”, an ancient and extremely powerful supernatural entity from beyond the stars. Following an exciting main event featuring WWE Champion John Cena and Daniel Bryan, The Miz, who was serving as the host of Summerslam, stood in the middle Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Little Hercules is here, and he’s in 3-D, brother!

6 Submitted by on Mon, 19 August 2013, 00:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: So way, way back in 2006 there was an episode of Hogan Knows Best which followed the Hulkster as he worked on a film called “Little Hercules in 3D” where Brooke and Nick also got bit parts and The Big Show played a major villain. You may ask yourself “wait I never saw Little Hercules” in Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES — Conquistadors Continue Not Living Up to Their Name

8 Submitted by on Sat, 17 August 2013, 09:00
June 20th, 2013, Dumpwater, FL — WCNewz was on hand last night for an Indy Event, where the Tag Team known as Los Conquistadors continued not living up to their name. For more than a quarter of a century, multiple wrestlers have worn the gold bodysuit/mask combo, wrestling in losing efforts in Japan, New Zealand, Mexico, the US and other Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brooke Hogan Excited To Start Doing Whatever It Is She Actually Does

12 Submitted by on Sat, 17 August 2013, 08:30
Tampa Bay, FL – Following the news of her firing, TNA Knockouts Executive Brooke Hogan has stated that she is looking forward to her future projects. In a press conference, Hogan, real name Brooke Ellen Bollea, said, “This chapter in my life is closing, but I am looking forward to the next one. I have been blessed with a wildly Continue Reading...
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Induction: NXT Season 2 Finale: Bros before Pros, or Why Curtis Axel isn’t world champion already

32 Submitted by on Thu, 15 August 2013, 20:00
NXT started in early 2010 as a proving ground for new talent, combining elements of Raw and Smackdown (wrestling) with elements of the Million Dollar Tough Enough (reality TV-style eliminations, absurd challenges). The first season was won by Wade Barrett, but the real exclamation point at the end of the season came when all eight rookies stormed the ring and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Local Man Didn’t Realize How Much He Cared About Darren Young Until He Came Out

24 Submitted by on Thu, 15 August 2013, 13:57
  Glendale, AZ – After WWE superstar Darren Young admitted his homosexuality on Thursday, an outpouring of support has manifested, from fans and WWE personnel alike. Longtime fan Tom Bogerton, 32, of Delmore Street, was never particularly a fan of Young, or Young’s tag team, the Prime Time Players, until the stirring announcement. “I always just ignored his team, because Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Kurt Angle Pizza Outlet Commercial

10 Submitted by on Thu, 15 August 2013, 00:00
Crapper E-Squared writes: This had to have been not long after his gold medal win in Atlanta for the 1996 Olympic Games. I mean for the delivery guy to to shill Angle’s notoriety is an indicator that he was known, not to mention the name card saying “Kurt Angle- Olympic gold medalist.” Anyway, I still remember seeing this commercial on Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXX

21 Submitted by on Tue, 13 August 2013, 13:35
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. John Cena Continue Reading...
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