Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

Cena vs. Cole!

Dave Meltzer may have given it *****, but we sure didn’t!

(And no, Dave did not give it *****.  But we gave it a NEW Induction!)

The very first WWF video game ever is inducted…

…and we bet you don’t know what it actually is!

Up is down, black is white, and losses now count as wins according to Vince McMahon.

Fall down the rabbit hole into this week’s Headlie.

It’s everyone’s favorite Attitude-era medical technician named after the wife of a US President!

Barbara Bush…INDUCTED!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened to hear of the passing of Joanie “Chyna” Laurer.

For details, please click through.

When The Authority left for vacation, they thought they remembered to bring everything.

They were wrong.

Dance on over to Headlies to find out what they forgot.

 

A Million Dollar Doink and a Cross-Eyed Warrior!

Where is Randy Savage to Give Us an “OH YEAH”?

The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 1990s…INDUCTED!

Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

  • PopTV to Replace Impact with Commercials for Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute; "Hauntingly Beautiful" Reps Note
  • Lesner's Plan to Defeat UFC 200 Foe: Infuriate Him By Repeatedly Calling Him "Mike", Not "Mark"
  • RUMOR: Brock Lesnar Opponent at UFC to Be Ken Shamrock. Or Maybe Kama. Tank Abbot, Perhaps.
  • Matt and Jeff Hardy Shockingly Found To Be In Condition To Work
  • Goldberg Added to WWE 2K17, "Ability to Remove Goldust Wig" To Be Future DLC
All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Lots of WCW and WWE Thumb Wrestling toys

11 Submitted by on Mon, 24 February 2014, 02:00
Crapper Micah writes: You know why this commercial is only 30 seconds long? Because that’s exactly how long you could have fun with these. Yeah… “Hey kids, stick your thumb right up Hulk Hogan’s poop chute!”. HulkHogansPoopChute.com is in fact not taken (quick, someone grab that domain!).  I don’t remember thumb wrestling being some kind of really popular thing we Continue Reading...
Read more

WINNER ANNOUNCED! CONTEST: What will be YOUR First Search on the WWE Network?

155 Submitted by on Sun, 23 February 2014, 22:28
  Congrats to our winner – Ahmer! More contests to come, kids – stay tuned!!!   Simple contest!  WWE Network is launching in the next 24 hours…what is the first thing you’ll search for? Post your answer below, and I’ll pick my favorite and give them FREE WrestleCrap Archive access! It’s really that simple, so have at it, won’t you? Continue Reading...
Read more

CM Punk Defcon Alert Status: Out of Hiding, Enjoying Mixed Martial Fisticuffs

6 Submitted by on Sun, 23 February 2014, 00:58
  (Photo Credit: TheLanceJr) “Sure, Phil, you can sit next to me any time! Tell me about the awful things Vince was gonna have you do!” You know Dana White (to Punk’s right) said that at least once. Along with, “You know, Ken Shamrock can fuck a tree. You don’t like Shamrock, do ya?” (Follow Justin on Twitter. E-mail and all Continue Reading...
Read more

Once Again, Botchamania is the Best Show Going Today

9 Submitted by on Fri, 21 February 2014, 16:33
  For the second straight year, Maffew Gregg’s Botchamania took home Best TV Show (because you can watch YouTube on your televisions) in the annual RSPW Awards. For a balloting that dates back to 1990, when 27 wrestling fans had the internet and all of them clamored for a Brad Armstrong push, it’s unclear whether Maffew’s dominance in the category Continue Reading...
Read more

Miz’s Wedding Goes Off Without a Hitch After Miz Was Safely Found on the Hotel Roof

3 Submitted by on Fri, 21 February 2014, 13:16
  Live from Miz and Maryse’s wedding, it’s WWE’s version of The Hangover, with a guest appearance by John Morrison! Sadly, there’s no real Zach Galifianakis prototype here, so I guess Ryder’s defaulted into that role. Not pictured: Yoshi Tatsu as Chow, Big E as Black Miz, Kane as Jeffrey Tambor, Summer Rae as the good-natured stripper Jade, Evan Bourne Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: TNA Launches The TNA Network

14 Submitted by on Fri, 21 February 2014, 08:00
Huntingdon, WV – During the intermission of a house show on the West Virgina/Kentucky border, TNA President Dixie Carter revealed that the company would be launching their own network next Monday night. “Howdy, ya’ll!” said Carter to the half-full high school gymnasium. “We here at TNA are proud to announce the launching of the brand new TNA Network!” Carter then Continue Reading...
Read more

Induction: The Wrestling Classic – To quote Nelson Muntz, “I can think of at least two things wrong with that title!”

27 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2014, 21:00
WWF, 1985 After the first Wrestlemania, Vince and company wanted to capitalize by throwing all the great wrestlers and Corporal Kirchner and Moondog Spot onto one spectacular themed event. This concept would eventually come to fruition at 1987’s Survivor Series, but an abortive attempt was made along the way in November 1985: it was a similar concept, but instead of Continue Reading...
Read more

Vince McMahon Informs Breathless World That CM Punk’s on Siesta

10 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2014, 16:58
  In accordance with the internet’s Defcon 12 coverage of CM Punk’s walkout (“CM Punk picks up girlfriend at airport”, “CM Punk poses for trading card photo”), it’s being widely reported that Vince McMahon briefly name-dropped the missing star at today’s investor conference call, with every single hanger-on dying to chomp at the succulent news nugget dangled before them. McMahon’s Continue Reading...
Read more

WWE May Not be Rey Mysterio’s Pueblo for Much Longer

11 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2014, 09:43
  CM Punk’s walkout seems legitimate, Alberto Del Rio is leaning toward retirement, and Christian’s reportedly due to take a walk when his deal lapses. Seems though Rey Mysterio could be part of this generational shift, with reports that no effort has been made to extend his expiring contract, and that Rey was removed from a San Diego live event Continue Reading...
Read more

Someone Bought This: Barry Horowitz- the action figure!

5 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2014, 02:20
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: It can’t be a Barry Horowitz action figure? Can it??? It is!!!! Somebody cue his WWE theme!!! I’m on it! I love that someone took the time to customize a Barry Horowitz figure. I’m sure he’d be best friends with R.D’s custom Gooker figure. You Crappers know how much we love Barry here at WrestleCrap!...
Read more

WWE Network Further Ensures Wrestling Fans Will Aim to Get Disability From Work

5 Submitted by on Wed, 19 February 2014, 21:23
  As if the lure of every WWE, WCW, and ECW PPV that has ever existed (personally, I’m holding out for UWF Beach Brawl) being made available on the Network, WWE revealed a list of regularly scheduled programs that the streaming channel has to offer. Among the programs being made available: -NXT -Best of Raw and Smackdown, featuring memorable episodes Continue Reading...
Read more

Did You Know That WWE ‘Retrained’ Daniel Bryan? Other Gems Joey Ryan’s Unearthed About His Time with WWE

20 Submitted by on Wed, 19 February 2014, 14:38
  Bill Demott’s taken more potshots in the past several years than Cypress Hill has for their entire existence, and it’s apparently for good reason. The NXT trainer/freelance hazer has come under fire for allegations of gross misconduct as a developmental coach (“unsolicited naked stinkface” being among the shuddersome phrases involved), and indy sensation Joey Ryan recently relayed some laughable Continue Reading...
Read more

WrestleCrap Remembers Nelson Frazier, Best Known as Mabel, Viscera, and Big Daddy V

12 Submitted by on Wed, 19 February 2014, 01:15
  It’s been reported, most notably by his former Men on a Mission tag team partner Mo, that Nelson Frazier has passed away, days after his 43rd birthday. Early reports are that Frazier succumbed to a massive heart attack. Frazier, of course, had a few memorable runs through WWE in the nineties and 2000s, with his pinnacle being a victory Continue Reading...
Read more

It Came From YouTube: Bobby Heenan is literally a weasel-faced goof!

5 Submitted by on Tue, 18 February 2014, 15:45
In the mid-90’s WCW would sometimes have “All Nighter” events showing classic NWA/WCW matches hosted by WCW announcers “live”. Bobby Heenan (supposedly) fell asleep during one of these events and the other guys drew a weasel nose and whiskers on him. They proceeded to laugh as if this was the funniest thing in the world. Isn’t this something that college Continue Reading...
Read more

It Came From YouTube: It wasn’t The Shockmaster’s fault that he fell (really!).

5 Submitted by on Mon, 17 February 2014, 19:55
Jim Cornette explains on Steve Austin’s podcast how it wasn’t The Shockmaster’s fault that he fell during his grand debut entrance. We can thank WCW’s set construction crew (and maybe Ole Anderson himself) for this memorable moment. Poor Fred. I can’t help but feel bad for him. Not only did he not know about the huge support beam that was Continue Reading...
Read more

It Came From YouTube: Goldust no more (for a little while, anyway).

15 Submitted by on Mon, 17 February 2014, 02:55
Dustin Rhodes burns his Goldust outfit because he’s sick of being Goldust (or “The Artist Formerly Known As Goldust”, or whatever). So, he starts to talk like a preacher- rambling on and on about how “he” is coming back soon. Who is “he”? Well, it turned out “he” was Goldust when Dustin became Goldust again a few weeks later because Continue Reading...
Read more
Page 54 of 107« First...102030...5253545556...607080...Last »