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Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

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Vince McMahon will do anything to make sure Roman Reigns has a memorable Wrestlemania entrance.

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Sting is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame…

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Sami Zayn’s role at Wrestlemania revealed!

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Five Simple Words:  “They Are Fighting Over Shampoo.”

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Kevin Owens sure looks comfy.

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Want to watch Vince McMahon choke his daughter and pie face his wife?

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Shane McMahon is back and he’s ready for another invasion.

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Buff Bagwell Boxes Roddy Piper…NEW INDUCTION!

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It’s the other realm match of the century: Billy Gunn vs. Sabrina The Teenage Witch!

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The worst storyline of 2015 is here!

The Gooker Award Winning Lana-Dolph-Rusev-Summer love trapezoid!

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It may not have won the 2015 Gooker…but it was just 17 votes away!

The DIVAS REVOLUTION!

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A HUGE match had been announced for Wrestlemania!

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How many WrestleCrap inductees can you cram into one Royal Rumble?

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No one was expecting this surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble!

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Time to announce the “Winner” of the 2015 Gooker Award!

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Antonio Cesaro Yodels for…well…No One’s Enjoyment!

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REVEALED!  The Reason Why James Storm Returned to TNA-Impact Wrestling!

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It’s the Slammys, hosted by Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand!

Somehow It’s Even Worse than You Can Imagine!

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The Legendary Bill Apter Joins WrestleCrap Radio!

Who Were Real People at PWI? Did Bill Invent Apartment Wrestling?

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Going to jail wasn’t all bad for Vince. He got to meet an old friend while in the slammer.

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It’s a Superkick Party with The Young Bucks and Good Ol’ JR is invited!

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WrestleCrap.com is devastated at the passing of Harry Simon.

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It’s the lump of coal nobody wants, but everyone gets.

The Annual WrestleCrap Radio Christmas Show is Here!

Has Dixie Carter been a good girl this year?

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Great Scott!

It’s a Back to the Future Christmas!

And it absolutely sucks!

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Turd Up!

K-Fed Has Arrived at WrestleCrap in a New Induction!

WWE has found the reason why ratings are in the basement: lack of Mike Adamle!

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Look at that image.  Does this look like a GOOD Christmas movie?

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Bad News Brown Has a Surprise for Jake Roberts:

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Someone Bought This: Jeff Hardy Creature inside-out face paint shirt

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Crapper Paul S. found this… uh… unique Jeff Hardy shirt and writes: “Ask me about my creature?” What’s that supposed to mean. Wait you mean it folds inside out? Why would you want to… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! GAH!!! So it’s a shirt you can flip inside-out to make a mask out of it? Who would wear something like that except for maybe Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Cancels Network Subscription After Learning “1 Night In China” Not Available

8 Submitted by on Fri, 28 February 2014, 08:00
Oshkosh, WI – 24 year-old wrestling fan Danny Burnett has decided to cancel his subscription to the WWE Network after discovering that the streaming website would not be providing “1 Night in China”. The amateur pornographic film stars former WWE stars Joanie Laurer aka Chyna and Sean Waltman aka X-Pac aka 1-2-3 Kid aka Syxx aka Syxx-Pac aka The Lightning Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Return of Virgil – Who? Mike Jones!

35 Submitted by on Thu, 27 February 2014, 21:00
WWE, 2010 Ever since “The Wrestler” hit theaters in 2009, a lot of past-their prime superstars have been pegged as “The Wrestler in real life”: a former big name now living in the past and struggling with addiction or financial despair. Ric Flair, Scott Hall, Jake Roberts, and many others have been given that dubious distinction. One scene in that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan finds a hot date to take to his restaurant

7 Submitted by on Thu, 27 February 2014, 11:14
You know, between this commercial, and this other commercial featuring Jimmy Hart that we’ve featured in the past; I’m really starting to wonder some things about The Mouth Of The South… CrossDressingJimmyHart.com! I bet that URL’s not taken! But if it is, I really don’t want to know… On the plus side, Jimmy is probably a more interesting and smarter date Continue Reading...
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The 50 Greatest WrestleMania Matches Ever (UPDATED 2014)

20 Submitted by on Wed, 26 February 2014, 15:56
I decided to post, for Our Loyal Crappers, my list of the fifty greatest WrestleMania matches ever. Even if I don’t always agree with your arguments, I do love to see the debate you guys create, and I imagine there will be some from this listing here. This covers nearly three decades of epics and time-tested battles. Any and all Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Brock Lesnar Vs. Torrie Wilson in what kind of match?!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 26 February 2014, 13:03
Crapper E-Squared writes: The thing that always got me about this commercial is how on earth is a guy supposed to compete in a “bra and panties” match, with a woman at that. I really would not want to know if he is already in his wrestling attire. 😉 Other than that, I think the standout part of this commercial Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Kayfabe Commentaries determine the crappiest gimmick in an all new DVD release! See a preview!

6 Submitted by on Tue, 25 February 2014, 13:00
Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: Sean Oliver and the boys at Kayfabe Commentaries have released their teaser trailer pertaining to a new DVD: Wrestling’s most Crappy Gimmicks I wouldn’t be posting this if I didn’t find out that the masterminds at Wrestlecrap.com sent them the 20 crappiest gimmicks of all time, for fans to vote on and wrestlers to react to. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Fabulous 3birds are here!

4 Submitted by on Tue, 25 February 2014, 02:05
Crapper Louis Izzo writes: I guess 3MB have graduated from jobbing on a nightly basis to Los Matadores to dressing up with new personas. The highlight so far: The Fabulous 3Birds. Unfortunately, this was cut from Smackdown, possibly because Michael Cole fails at life and can’t even identify Drew McIntyre is Terry Gordy and Jinder Mahal is Jimmy Jam Garvin Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Lots of WCW and WWE Thumb Wrestling toys

11 Submitted by on Mon, 24 February 2014, 02:00
Crapper Micah writes: You know why this commercial is only 30 seconds long? Because that’s exactly how long you could have fun with these. Yeah… “Hey kids, stick your thumb right up Hulk Hogan’s poop chute!”. HulkHogansPoopChute.com is in fact not taken (quick, someone grab that domain!).  I don’t remember thumb wrestling being some kind of really popular thing we Continue Reading...
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WINNER ANNOUNCED! CONTEST: What will be YOUR First Search on the WWE Network?

155 Submitted by on Sun, 23 February 2014, 22:28
  Congrats to our winner – Ahmer! More contests to come, kids – stay tuned!!!   Simple contest!  WWE Network is launching in the next 24 hours…what is the first thing you’ll search for? Post your answer below, and I’ll pick my favorite and give them FREE WrestleCrap Archive access! It’s really that simple, so have at it, won’t you?...
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CM Punk Defcon Alert Status: Out of Hiding, Enjoying Mixed Martial Fisticuffs

6 Submitted by on Sun, 23 February 2014, 00:58
  (Photo Credit: TheLanceJr) “Sure, Phil, you can sit next to me any time! Tell me about the awful things Vince was gonna have you do!” You know Dana White (to Punk’s right) said that at least once. Along with, “You know, Ken Shamrock can fuck a tree. You don’t like Shamrock, do ya?” (Follow Justin on Twitter. E-mail and all Continue Reading...
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Once Again, Botchamania is the Best Show Going Today

9 Submitted by on Fri, 21 February 2014, 16:33
  For the second straight year, Maffew Gregg’s Botchamania took home Best TV Show (because you can watch YouTube on your televisions) in the annual RSPW Awards. For a balloting that dates back to 1990, when 27 wrestling fans had the internet and all of them clamored for a Brad Armstrong push, it’s unclear whether Maffew’s dominance in the category Continue Reading...
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Miz’s Wedding Goes Off Without a Hitch After Miz Was Safely Found on the Hotel Roof

3 Submitted by on Fri, 21 February 2014, 13:16
  Live from Miz and Maryse’s wedding, it’s WWE’s version of The Hangover, with a guest appearance by John Morrison! Sadly, there’s no real Zach Galifianakis prototype here, so I guess Ryder’s defaulted into that role. Not pictured: Yoshi Tatsu as Chow, Big E as Black Miz, Kane as Jeffrey Tambor, Summer Rae as the good-natured stripper Jade, Evan Bourne Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Launches The TNA Network

14 Submitted by on Fri, 21 February 2014, 08:00
Huntingdon, WV – During the intermission of a house show on the West Virgina/Kentucky border, TNA President Dixie Carter revealed that the company would be launching their own network next Monday night. “Howdy, ya’ll!” said Carter to the half-full high school gymnasium. “We here at TNA are proud to announce the launching of the brand new TNA Network!” Carter then Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Wrestling Classic – To quote Nelson Muntz, “I can think of at least two things wrong with that title!”

27 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2014, 21:00
WWF, 1985 After the first Wrestlemania, Vince and company wanted to capitalize by throwing all the great wrestlers and Corporal Kirchner and Moondog Spot onto one spectacular themed event. This concept would eventually come to fruition at 1987’s Survivor Series, but an abortive attempt was made along the way in November 1985: it was a similar concept, but instead of Continue Reading...
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Vince McMahon Informs Breathless World That CM Punk’s on Siesta

10 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2014, 16:58
  In accordance with the internet’s Defcon 12 coverage of CM Punk’s walkout (“CM Punk picks up girlfriend at airport”, “CM Punk poses for trading card photo”), it’s being widely reported that Vince McMahon briefly name-dropped the missing star at today’s investor conference call, with every single hanger-on dying to chomp at the succulent news nugget dangled before them. McMahon’s Continue Reading...
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WWE May Not be Rey Mysterio’s Pueblo for Much Longer

11 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2014, 09:43
  CM Punk’s walkout seems legitimate, Alberto Del Rio is leaning toward retirement, and Christian’s reportedly due to take a walk when his deal lapses. Seems though Rey Mysterio could be part of this generational shift, with reports that no effort has been made to extend his expiring contract, and that Rey was removed from a San Diego live event Continue Reading...
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