Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: “I’m A Dixie Carter Guy” T-shirts Not Selling As Well As Expected

4 Submitted by on Sat, 14 September 2013, 12:00
Nashville, TN – Despite being available for several months online and being sold at every live event, sales of TNA’s “I’m A Dixie Carter Guy” t-shirts have been very disappointing. During a company-wide meeting, sort-of TNA Impact Wrestling president Dixie Carter addressed the situation. “I don’t understand the problem,” said a bewildered Dixie. “We put on a great product every Continue Reading...
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Induction: Sting vs. Rick Steiner: Release the hounds (and whoever spliced this footage together)!

14 Submitted by on Thu, 12 September 2013, 20:00
WCW, 1999 Live wrestling audiences tend not appreciate pre-taped matches. Believe it or not, people who pay money to see matches in person hate it when they are subjected to fight sequences in remote locations that they don’t get to see first-hand. Whether it be the King of the Road match, the Hollywood Backlot Brawl (note to self: induct the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Twitter Personality Jim Ross Retires

9 Submitted by on Wed, 11 September 2013, 16:19
  Norman, OK – Internet personality Jim Ross announced Wednesday that, after a long and extensive run in the business of tweeting, he will be retiring from Twitter, effective immediately. Ross, 61, has become known among the younger generation as an ardent user of the social media site Twitter. Ross, known to fans as, “Good Ol’ JR”, mostly for the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Four Horseman shill for Vitamins

5 Submitted by on Wed, 11 September 2013, 00:00
The Four Horseman reveal the amazing secret to their great wrestling ability… VITAMINS! And you could buy them by mail order! Or you could just go to your local grocery store and get the exact same thing for much less money and take it home with you right away. But then they wouldn’t have that awesome Four Horseman logo on them....
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Someone Bought This: You can have lunch with WrestleCrap inductee King Mabel!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 10 September 2013, 20:14
How would you like to have lunch with King Mabel/Viscera/Big Daddy V? Well, you can if you’ll be in Massachusetts on Saturday, September 21st! Click here for all the details. That opportunity seems well worth the asking price to me! It would be really cool to get to talk to him for awhile. I wonder if he likes anchovies on Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Miss Marietta Lively To Debut On Monday Night Raw

10 Submitted by on Mon, 09 September 2013, 08:00
Toronto, ON – Miss Marietta Lively, a new female wrestler, will make her in ring debut tonight at Monday Night Raw. “The WWE is proud to have Miss Marietta Lively on our roster, especially after the firing of Cody Rhodes last week,” said Triple H. “You know, I don’t actually know all that much about her. As Executive Vice President Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Zombie and Playboy vs. Crazy guy and Egomaniac- Next, on Saturday Night’s Main Event! (Or not).

12 Submitted by on Sat, 07 September 2013, 00:00
Crapper Drew Bludd (Oh! I get it!) writes: I don’t know if this is ICFYT worthy or not but I have no memory of this at all! It’s so strange to see Piper and Hogan side-by-side cutting a promo. I mean, early 1980s WWF and 2000s WCW had so much Hogan vs Piper I forgot that for a spell in Continue Reading...
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Induction: Mark Henry, sex addict: Mark finds a way to spend even more time on the couch.

52 Submitted by on Thu, 05 September 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1999 We’ll all remember Mark Henry’s faux-retirement speech for a long time. With tears in his eyes, the World’s Strongest Man cut an emotional promo dedicated to his friends and family, only to blindside John Cena and goad him into a title shot. This wasn’t the first time that Mark had bared his soul to the public, however, as Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Paul Heyman knows a woman’s place- in the kitchen!

6 Submitted by on Wed, 04 September 2013, 23:05
Scott Keith just posted this clip on his blog and it was too awesome not to share with you Crappers. At Halloween Havoc 1992 Paul E. Dangeorusly (yes, that’s Paul Heyman with a lot more hair and a lot less weight) speaks his mind about women. It’s such a great example of how to be a slimy, scumbag heel that I had Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Sabu destroys Disco Inferno in WCW

9 Submitted by on Wed, 04 September 2013, 14:54
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: an extreme, kinda, death of Disco (or a future Wrestlecrap induction known as “Sabu: WCW’s extreme booboo”) For those who don’t know, Sabu had a very brief stint in WCW from September to November 1995. In fact, this was his last match in WCW before he returned to ECW. WCW apparently had no idea what to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Tax Tips With Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S)

7 Submitted by on Wed, 04 September 2013, 00:00
Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S) brings us ten helpful Tax Tips(™) from a Coliseum Home Video release. Is he really that much of a heel if he’s trying to be helpful? Mike Routunda was just fantastic in this role, even if the gimmick was kind of dumb. Apparently Vince got audited one year by (the real) I.R.S and this was his petty and Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Punch-Out! Erm.. I mean “Main Event” video game review

12 Submitted by on Tue, 03 September 2013, 08:54
This is a review of Hulk Hogan’s Main Event for the Xbox 360. It’s basically a bad Wii Punch-Out clone with some minimal Hulk Hogan branding sprinkled over it. Do everything Hogan says, or you lose. You have no control over your destiny. Just like in the TNA locker room, brother! On the other hand, it’s cheap… so if you Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Triple H invades Pacific Blue and fights Mario Lopez

4 Submitted by on Tue, 03 September 2013, 00:00
Crapper Chris Morgan writes: What could make a show like Pacific Blue, which essentially combines The A-Team, Baywatch, and extreme bicycling into one glorious singularity? How about Mario Lopez fighting Triple H, who is wearing a Degeneration X shirt? So maybe he’s playing himself? He beats up several people and is only felled by a fire extinguisher to the head. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Triple H and Disney music videos (oh, and The Incredible Hulk theme, too)

3 Submitted by on Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:40
Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: Thought I’d pass some musical videos today. I saw Jordan Mishkin’s Headlies about HHH’s Disney compilation album and laughed as always for the entry. Skimming around about the idea since I like AMVs (Animated Music Videos) which are popular at fandom conventions, I found what if the Lion King decided to flip the idea and take Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Someone has it out for Vince McMahon!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 02 September 2013, 15:52
Crapper John Matrix writes: The WWE technical crew weren’t fans of Million Dollar Mania either, and on the June 23rd, 2008 episode of Raw they attempted to murder Vince McMahon. While McMahon survived the attack, the Million Dollar Mania angle was pronounced dead on its way to the hospital. I have to admit, that’s a pretty cool visual. I don’t Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H To Release Album Of Disney Classics

7 Submitted by on Mon, 02 September 2013, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – Following his stirring rendition of “When You Wish Upon A Star” from the classic “Pinocchio” WWE has decided to release an entire album of Triple H singing Disney songs. “I was just feeling it on Raw, you know?” said Triple H inside the recording studio. “Sometimes when you can’t find the correct words to say, you just Continue Reading...
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