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All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: King Konga is here! Be afraid… P.S- He’s The Barbarian.

4 Submitted by on Tue, 23 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper Paul S. made my day by finding this clip and writing: He’s 6’5″ of Killer Instinct! 320 lbs of death in his fist! He’s King Konga! But who is the diabolical mastermind is behind him coming to Memphis? Note: King Konga’s the Barbarian of “Faces of Fear” and “Powers of Pain” fame. He’s still kicking ass on the indy Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Angry Grandpa STILL HATES Impact Wrestling!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2013, 19:36
Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: Ever hear of the Angry Grandpa on Youtube? You have? Well, guess what? To no surprise, he still hates TNA Wrestling And who says TNA’s critics are limited to that of the pimply-faced Nathaniels of the world? Some of them have pot bellies, white beards, and more sense of the here and now than Mike Check Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXVII

14 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2013, 14:27
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Velvet McIntyre Reunites With Her Long-Lost Son Drew

15 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2013, 08:00
Vancouver, Canada – In a tearful reunion, former WWF female wrestler Velvet McIntyre reunited with her long-lost son, current WWE Superstar Drew McIntyre. Velvet is best known for wrestling barefoot (despite not being Samoan) and executing high-flying maneuvers in the WWF during the early 80’s. During a 1984 tour of Scotland with the WWF, Velvet had a brief affair with Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Long baseball games and no wrestling make NWA announcers something-something…

6 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper Agent P posted this to our The Craphole forum (join today!) and he wrote there: From an episode of the Power Hour. The previous weeks Braves game went 17 innings and delayed the airing of the show by several hours. Jim Cornette and Jim Ross’ snarky comments are hilarious. I’m a little surprised they decided to snark instead of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “The Main Event” arcade game rips-off WWF wrestlers

9 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2013, 00:00
This is Joe Gagne’s review of Konami’s “The Main Event” arcade game. The game is really nothing special. I’m mostly posting it because Konami very obviously ripped-off several WWF wrestlers to make their roster, making only minor (and really goofy) cosmetic changes and giving them dumb, generic names. WannabeMeanGene.com. I bet that URL’s not taken…...
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Someone Bought This: WWE HLA (Hot Lesbian Action) t-shirts- the very definition of “tacky”.

9 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper Pete Staiano found these two WWE HLA (Hot Lesbian Action) t-shirts from the early 2000’s on eBay, and on an old archived WWE.com page. This is an example of a catch phrase that never caught on, and I’m sure it’s something the modern day family-frinedly WWE hopes you don’t remember. But that’s why we’re here, folks! It was also a Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A signed Jeff Jarrett guitar is on sale! Want it personalized? That will cost you, pal!

19 Submitted by on Sat, 20 July 2013, 23:21
  Crapper Jim Venzke writes: I saw this and Wrestlecrap came to mind immediately…  an autographed Jeff Jarrett guitar!!! MSRP: $349.99, but it can now be yours for $59.99  (83% off!!!).  Throw in an extra $20 and JJ will go over to the TNA warehouse and personalize it for you… I can’t believe that Jeff is still desperately clinging to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Strike Force loves Hostess Potato Chips- and free WWF stickers, too!

4 Submitted by on Sat, 20 July 2013, 00:52
This commercial for Hostess Potato Chips aired in Canada in early 1988 to promote WWF WrestleMania IV (oh, and also to promote Hostess Chips, of course!). In it, the scheming (and hungry… but mostly scheming) Strike Force steals Mean Gene Okerlund’s delicious Hostess Chips. And even worse, they also got the WWF sticker that’s inside the bag! And remember, Strike Force Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: Man Will “Never Forget” Reading About Chris Sabin’s World Title Win on Website

9 Submitted by on Fri, 19 July 2013, 13:28
  Altoona, PA – After a decade as a TNA superstar, Chris Sabin crowned his decorated run with a shocking upset win over Bully Ray to become TNA World Heavyweight Champion Thursday night. 26-year-old fan Cory Bockner will never forget the moment for as long as he lives. “I had just clicked onto a wrestling website that I frequent, and Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Goonies R Good Enough – But Are They Good Enough to Stand Up to Piper, Blassie, and Sheik?

10 Submitted by on Fri, 19 July 2013, 10:06
Music Video, 1985 Text by RD Reynolds Not sure if I’ve ever mentioned it or not, but I am a child of the 1980’s. And if I haven’t…well, to be fair, you’d probably have to be an knuckle dragging mouth breather to have not noticed it. Listen to one episode of WrestleCrap Radio (come on, we really want to break a dozen listeners!), Continue Reading...
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Induction: Flair and Piper on Celebrity Wife Swap: Naitch still is a 60-Minute Man (41 Minutes without the commercials)

67 Submitted by on Thu, 18 July 2013, 20:00
ABC television, 2013 When I first heard that wrestling personalities would be featured on Celebrity Wife Swap, I was shocked that Hulk Hogan would even be on speaking terms with Bubba The Love Sponge again, let alone agree to appear on national TV together. Later, I learned that the show was rated TV-PG, putting that lot out of the question. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Guy wrestles himself on Monty Python live show

7 Submitted by on Thu, 18 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper Little Louie P, aka The Doctor of Style writes: This is the live version (performed at the Hollywood Bowl) of an ingenious sketch from Monty Python’s 70’s TV show: Colin “Bomber” Harris wrestles himself in a one-man, 2 out of 3 falls match. He’s played by Graham Chapman (best known as King Arthur from Monty Python & the Holy Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jackie Gayda turns heel on Linda Miles! What a thrilling ending!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 18 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper Louis Izzo submitted this epic heel turn and writes: I bet a lot of people don’t remember this… weeks before the infamous Jackie Gayda Match, was the Jackie Gayda Heel Turn that eventually lead to the Jackie Gayda Match. Here, on one of the first episodes of WWE Velocity, Linda Miles is put in a match against ex-trainer, Ivory, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A Taiwanese CGI parody of the WWE Reddit spoiler scandal

13 Submitted by on Wed, 17 July 2013, 20:59
Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: This video is more to the comedy side I like, like parody and improv. NMA TV is an Asian cartoon parody site that’s decently known. They make ridiculous videos on the news and have in the past splashed in some wrestling references, but this is the first one I can recall in a while totally focused Continue Reading...
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Re-writing the Book — What If Hulk Hogan Never Left the AWA, Part 9

20 Submitted by on Wed, 17 July 2013, 14:47
End of May, 1984 The daily, ongoing struggles; the strategies for expansion and absorption; the backstabbing, lies, accusations and meetings would all have to wait. Friends, foes (and those living or working in the periphery) called or visited. The service itself was relatively short and attended by a small coterie of family, whether by blood or choice. Weather-wise, it was Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: Nitpicking Content of Wrestling Website Provides Local Man Distraction from Failed Blogging Career

0 Submitted by on Tue, 16 July 2013, 17:24
  Brooklyn, NY – Failed wrestling TV show reviewer Merv Studders is quite proud of his streak-extending thirty-fifth straight day of telling the staff at AllWorldWrestling.com how they could be doing better. The 32-year-old hack, who hasn’t updated his LiveJournal account in nearly seven years, is putting his limited written talents to use on the site’s comment boards, where he Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXVI

24 Submitted by on Tue, 16 July 2013, 13:25
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Baltimore fans Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sin Cara Injured During The Money In The Bank Match

16 Submitted by on Tue, 16 July 2013, 08:00
Philadelphia, PA – WWE high-flyer Sin Cara was injured on Sunday night during the first Money In The Bank ladder match despite not actually participating or even being near the ring. Early on during the epic battle for a briefcase containing a contract for a championship match, Sin Cara decided to make himself some microwave popcorn in a green room Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Feel The Power Of The Ultimate Warrior…. in video game form!

2 Submitted by on Tue, 16 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper Brian Jacobs sent in this amazing montage of every video game The Ultimate Warrior has appeared in! He writes: He does video game videos but also occasionally does ones involving pro wrestling like this music video recapping every Ultimate Warrior video game appearance he could fit in the video! Enjoy! Truly the Power Of The Warrior surges strongly through Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXVI

14 Submitted by on Mon, 15 July 2013, 14:02
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Brutus Beefcake graduates from hair styling school

4 Submitted by on Sun, 14 July 2013, 00:00
In November of 1987 Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake earned his degree in hair styling. Plus he got a spiffy VHS tape to remember the event by. I fail to see why the WWF thought we needed to see Brutus get accredited. He just sloppily cuts off guys’ hair with hedge clippers, after all. How much studying and practice can it Continue Reading...
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