Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

Cena vs. Cole!

Dave Meltzer may have given it *****, but we sure didn’t!

(And no, Dave did not give it *****.  But we gave it a NEW Induction!)

The very first WWF video game ever is inducted…

…and we bet you don’t know what it actually is!

Up is down, black is white, and losses now count as wins according to Vince McMahon.

Fall down the rabbit hole into this week’s Headlie.

It’s everyone’s favorite Attitude-era medical technician named after the wife of a US President!

Barbara Bush…INDUCTED!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened to hear of the passing of Joanie “Chyna” Laurer.

For details, please click through.

When The Authority left for vacation, they thought they remembered to bring everything.

They were wrong.

Dance on over to Headlies to find out what they forgot.

 

A Million Dollar Doink and a Cross-Eyed Warrior!

Where is Randy Savage to Give Us an “OH YEAH”?

The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 1990s…INDUCTED!

Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

  • PopTV to Replace Impact with Commercials for Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute; "Hauntingly Beautiful" Reps Note
  • Lesner's Plan to Defeat UFC 200 Foe: Infuriate Him By Repeatedly Calling Him "Mike", Not "Mark"
  • RUMOR: Brock Lesnar Opponent at UFC to Be Ken Shamrock. Or Maybe Kama. Tank Abbot, Perhaps.
  • Matt and Jeff Hardy Shockingly Found To Be In Condition To Work
  • Goldberg Added to WWE 2K17, "Ability to Remove Goldust Wig" To Be Future DLC
All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: Earthquake defuses Adam Bomb in no time- because there’s no time left on the show!

8 Submitted by on Wed, 02 April 2014, 13:20
From Wrestlemania X, here’s Harvey Wippleman harassing Howard Finkel about his short-lived toupee. What’s that you say? Oh, that’s right… There’s supposed to be a match between Adam Bomb and Earthquake happening? Oh geez.. Um, we don’t really have much time allotted for this match… Okay, fine. We’ll throw ’em out there and let Earthquake squash him in about 35 seconds Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Little Hercules – Because the World Needed The Hulkster in 3D!

30 Submitted by on Tue, 01 April 2014, 19:00
Since day one here at WrestleCrap.com, I’ve known that an integral feature on the site needed to be in-depth reviews of horrible movies starring wrestlers.  Ever since I saw No Holds Barred back in 1989, I was scarred for life, and I wanted others to be equally scarred.  Look back into the archive (cheap plug, it’s only $14.95!!), and you Continue Reading...
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Guest Induction: Shawn Michaels vs. Kurt Angle – If the rasslin’ business ain’t broke, keep fixing it!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 01 April 2014, 00:00
This article comes courtesy of Art0Donnell’s cousin, Rocky Melvin, entertainment reporter for the website of a major cable news outlet. In just a few weeks, it will be time for Wrestlemania, the World Wrestling Federation’s biggest smackdown of the year. Laugh if you will, but wrestling can be big business, drawing tens of thousands of loyal fans to see their Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Booker T wants you to have new furniture!

9 Submitted by on Mon, 31 March 2014, 01:26
This is a new commercial for Hilton Furniture & Mattress in Houston, Texas featuring Booker T! You’ve gotta love Booker T’s enthusiasm about approving everyone for credit to buy furniture! Say it with me, Crappers- “Let ’em have it!”. Bonus points for the completely random, non-sequeter shot of Boooker putting poor Hilton in a torture rack (?) at the end for Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrapMania LIVE From Atlantic City, NJ, March 30, 2014!

13 Submitted by on Sun, 30 March 2014, 15:12
GM: Welcome to the spacious Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in historic Atlantic City! Welcome everyone to WrestleCrapMania! GM: Hello everybody, I’m Gorilla Monsoon, joined in the broadcast position by Jesse “The Body” Ventura, and Jess, is the roof going to blow off of this resort or what?! JV: This is what we’ve been waiting to see for weeks and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Val Venis Ready For Wrestlemania XXX

10 Submitted by on Fri, 28 March 2014, 08:00
Wichita Falls, TX – Former WWE Superstar Val Venis has been traveling from Los Angeles to New Orleans under the assumption that he will be taking part in Wrestlemania XXX. “The Big Valbolski is locked, cocked, and ready to rock all the fine females in New Orleans,” said Venis as he hitchhiked to New Orleans down Route 82 in nothing Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The M.U.S.C.L.E Hard Knockin’ Rockin’ Ring

21 Submitted by on Fri, 28 March 2014, 02:00
My buddy Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula did an article on the M.U.S.C.L.E Hard Knockin’ Rockin’ Ring. For those of you Crappers who have never heard of them, M.U.S.C.L.E (which stood for “Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere”- how cool is that?!) figures were small PVC figures of intergalactic wrestlers. You can read more about them here.  The ring let Continue Reading...
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Induction: Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan – How long should this world title match last? LOL, I’ll pretend you said 18 seconds.

58 Submitted by on Thu, 27 March 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2012 It was Wrestlemania, and wrestling fans around the world were eager to see Daniel Bryan take on Sheamus in a title match on the grandest stage of them all. While not the most heavily-hyped match on the card, this match had the potential to steal the show. Imagine those fans’ surprise when the match ended before they knew Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: No, A.J Lee didn’t invent skipping…

6 Submitted by on Wed, 26 March 2014, 02:00
Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: This clip comes from my home country – the Philippines – and showcases the talents (I use that word loosely) of Lawin (Hawk in English) and Max Buwaya (Max Lizard). If you thought Lawin’s vignette was hilarious, wait till you see Max Buwaya happily prancing, or should I say skipping about in the ring Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Daniel Bryan makes a new friend and meets a long lost cousin!

2 Submitted by on Tue, 25 March 2014, 10:00
Crapper Avi Krebs writes: My nomination is fairly recent but with the new Muppets movie coming out shortly I thought this would be most fitting. Want to know the recipe for a great WWE backstage segment? Take one part Daniel Bryan Add in Animal from the Muppets Finish it off with a Goat and voila! Amazing!!! I love Animal’s expressive Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Magazine ad with more of Ralphus than you’d ever want to see!

8 Submitted by on Tue, 25 March 2014, 02:00
From the WCW Worldwide blog, it’s an ad for WCW Magazine featuring Ralphus’ bare ass. Oh yeah, this certainly makes me want to fork over my hard-earned money for this magazine! Presumably Raalphus had the magazine handy not to read, but just in case he ran out of toilet paper. That would certainly be a better use for it…...
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It Came From YouTube: WWE Superstars meet Scooby-Doo at the Scooby-Doo movie premiere!

8 Submitted by on Mon, 24 March 2014, 12:33
It’s the premiere of “Scooby-Doo: WrestleMania Mystery”! I just love watching the wrestlers talk about how great the movie is and hang out with Scooby. I’m so easily amused, sometimes… Help support WrestleCrap.com and buy your copy of “Scooby-Doo: WrestleMania Mystery” via these links on DVD, Blu-Ray, or Amazon Instant Video today!...
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It Came From YouTube: Land Of 1,000 Dances video

10 Submitted by on Mon, 24 March 2014, 02:00
Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: If musicians of different genres got together as one in 1985 to record “We Are the World”, the WWF’s heels and faces came damn close to breaking kayfabe by collaborating on this Wrestlecraptacular version of the ’60s classic “Land of a Thousand Dances.” I’ll leave it up to my fellow Crappers to add their Continue Reading...
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