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Terry Funk has been waiting FOREVER for a rematch with Dalton.

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Headlies: Sack Of Flour Jumps Ship And Joins WWE

25 Submitted by on Fri, 24 January 2014, 08:00
Pittsburgh, PA – In a stunning move harkening back to the cutthroat days of the “Monday Night Wars”, TNA’s most popular Knockout Sack Of Flour has left the company to join WWE. The surprise news was first broken by John Pollock on this week’s edition of Live Audio Wrestling. “I can’t reveal my sources, but I stand by them 100 Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Lord Alfred loves Mega Man X2 (plus a Sunny clip!)

12 Submitted by on Fri, 24 January 2014, 02:00
2:55 into this batch of commercials (yes, after an exciting Duke “The Dumpster” Droese squash) we get to hear part-time WrestleCrap Radio talent Lord Alfred Hayes shill for Mega Man X2 on the Super Nintendo! He sounds very excited about it! I bet Lord Alfred had a Super Nintendo. Can’t you just see him spending hours playing Super Mario World Continue Reading...
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Induction: WWE Wrestlers on Punk’d – So named because “Jackass” was already taken

28 Submitted by on Thu, 23 January 2014, 21:00
MTV, 2003-2007 MTV has been connected with wrestling for years, ever since the Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Connection of the mid-80s. Way back then, the WWF wanted to associate itself with music, while MTV wanted to associate itself with music. Flash forward to the 2000s, when WWE was under contract with MTV’s parent company Viacom, and the worlds of wrestling and Continue Reading...
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Get Your Royal Rumble Bingo Card!

33 Submitted by on Wed, 22 January 2014, 17:06
Wanna spice up this Sunday’s Royal Rumble match? Print this bad boy out, and tell us which line fills up first!   TO CREATE YOUR OWN CARD 1. Go to this site 2. Customize Title and Exclamation however you wish 3. Paste the following 40 phrases into the box: Surprise entrant: Jim Duggan SHIELD dissension CM Punk lasts 30 minutes Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Seahawks player cuts wrestling promo!

6 Submitted by on Mon, 20 January 2014, 17:49
Our own Justin Henry found this clip and writes: Last night in the NFC Championship Game, after the Seahawks eliminated the 49ers to advance to the Super Bowl, Seahawks corner Richard Sherman gave a fired-up interview with sideline reporter Erin Andrews, where he angrily dismissed 49ers receiver Michael Crabtree. The interview’s gone viral due to its over-the-top wrestling promo-like vibe, Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part II)

21 Submitted by on Mon, 20 January 2014, 15:07
Rewriting The Book: What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part II) by Jed Shaffer Previously in RTB, Goldberg’s title run and undefeated streak became protected by mandate of Turner Sports executives. Kevin Nash booked Goldberg very weakly, so as to diminish his marquee value. After a couple months of this, Turner Sports demanded Eric Bischoff return from “sabbatical” Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Returns to Action, Friday Night, February 7 for The Meme Event!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 20 January 2014, 14:39
  The city of Buffalo, NY will never be same after Friday night, February 7, with a special edition of The Meme Event! After what took at the 2014 WrestleCrap Royal Rumble, the top stars of WrestleCrap will be in action to settle ongoing grudges, and pave the road to WrestleCrapMania on Sunday, March 30! After Irwin R. Schyster’s victory Continue Reading...
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The Complete 2014 WrestleCrap Royal Rumble from Detroit, MI!

14 Submitted by on Sun, 19 January 2014, 21:00
The WrestleCrap Royal Rumble, where 30 men battle to be the last man standing! Participants include: -Hyyyy-den-reich! -Bass-chun BOOG-er! -Ah-KEEM, the African Dream! -Pack-Man Jones! -The Gobb-ahl-dee Gooker! -I-zik Yankem Dee Dee Ess! -Mantaur! -That 70’s Guy! -The Ugandan Giant, KA-MA-LAAA! -Alleged Space Alien Black Scor-pee-un! -CHEE-TUMMMM! -Michael Cole! -“Pink Assassin” Blade BRAX-DUN! -The Artist! -SOOP-er Eric! -Santina Mahh-rella! -Max Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: See The Big Show’s poop problems for yourself!

1 Submitted by on Sun, 19 January 2014, 20:00
Crapper Preparation Triple H writes: I was recently looking back at some of the WrestleCrap Classic Inductions & re-read “Big Show’s Poop Problem”, which has to be my favorite induction because – as you put it – it literally is WrestleCrap. Anyway, I found YouTube video of that night’s excremental excitement: Hope you enjoy! Ah, yes! One of my favorite Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Super Mario Bros. and Gulliver’s Travels meets All Japan Pro Wrestling?

4 Submitted by on Sat, 18 January 2014, 15:00
Crapper Jim Shea found this amazing clip up there and made my day! He writes: Seeing B. Amoda’s recent ICFYT submission reminded me of this even more wacky and zany video featuring some of Japan’s biggest wrestling stars! We got Jumbo Tsuruta as Super Mario, Giant Baba as Gulliver, and a bunch more of AJPW superstars. Baba’s face at 4:00 Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ultimate Kennedy’s WrestleCrap wrestling figure collection

4 Submitted by on Sat, 18 January 2014, 02:00
Ultimate Kennedy is a longtime and most loyal Crapper who’s been contributing to the site for many years. He has quite the collection of Jakks wrestling figures of wrestlers, all of whom have been inducted right here on! He also does a really good impersonation of R.D Reynolds, doesn’t he? He didn’t ask me to feature this video; I Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Mason Ryan Excited To Make His Return On Monday Night

14 Submitted by on Fri, 17 January 2014, 08:00
Cardiff, Wales – WWE Superstar and former New Nexus member Mason Ryan has been preparing for his return to Raw this coming Monday. Inside his personal gym, Ryan expressed excitement over his return to Monday Night Raw. “It’s been a long time coming. Almost two years by my count,” said Ryan as he blasted his quads. “I know now that Continue Reading...
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Induction: Mad Bull – Proof Heath Slater’s been jobbing since before he was born

22 Submitted by on Thu, 16 January 2014, 21:00
TV movie, 1977 The late Alex Karras was no stranger to the Wrestlecrap. It was he, after all, whose “Mongo” character in Blazing Saddles was the namesake of Horseman Steve “Mongo” McMichael. Less famous was the 1977 TV movie, “Mad Bull,” where Karras played the title role of Iago “Mad Bull” Karkus. Since this was the seventies, not everyone was Continue Reading...
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