Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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It Came From YouTube: Steve Blackman’s stand-up comedy career gets off to a rocky start

9 Submitted by on Wed, 16 October 2013, 10:18
Since (as a Crapper pointed out) I somehow forgot to mention the legendary tag-team Head Cheese with Al Snow and Steve Blackman in the “World Wide Cheesehead Championship Belt” SBT entry, I wanted to make it up to you Crappers with this! Al Snow encourages Steve Blackman to develop a personality by practicing his stand-up comedy routine. Via index cards. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: World Wide Cheesehead Championship Belt

22 Submitted by on Wed, 16 October 2013, 07:49
Being “The Big Cheese” Paul Kraft you’d better believe that I know cheese when I see it. I mean that both figuratively, and literally with this World Wide Cheesehead Championship Belt I found! It’s made by a company called Foamation. They make those Cheesehead cheese wedge hats you see at Green Bay Packers games. I guess it would be useful if Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bret Hart “Never Been A Right Time To Say Goodbye” music video

11 Submitted by on Wed, 16 October 2013, 04:26
Crapper Randall B. sent this in with only one word as a comment: Money. The song is of course Bret’s touching ballad from WrestleMania: The Album from 1993. It’s no “Tatanka (Buffalo!)” but I guess it’s okay… CGI Bret Hart and the CGI Divas are really creepy. For some reason, the shot of Bret pulling the flowers out from behind Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Diamond Dallas Page sings a duet with… Zorak from Space Ghost?!

5 Submitted by on Tue, 15 October 2013, 16:09
Crapper James Knouse writes: Youtube recommended this to me and I figured it was shareworthy. DDP crooning the track “Evil Is Only Skin Deep” along with Zorak (from The Brak Show and Space Ghost) Outstanding! I’ve never heard that before, but I love it! Great song! Diamond Dallas Page has quite the sense of rhythmic timing when he sings- who Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Steve Blackman Gold trading card! Oooh, shiny…

16 Submitted by on Tue, 15 October 2013, 02:37
Crapper Chris found this beautiful and stunning (okay, it’s really neither of those things but I wanted to class the joint up a bit) Steve Blackman gold trading card on eBay and writes: I have a hard time believing this weird all gold collectors card of The Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman is a real thing. I mean, I know I am Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Dramatic Dream Team Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship matches from (where else?) Japan

15 Submitted by on Mon, 14 October 2013, 08:24
Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: Happy Columbus Day/Canadian Thanksgiving! Loved reading Art’s recent entry and saw in comments people asking for video footage at least of the infamous DDT parody title of the old WWE 24/7 Hardcore title. I like telling of this title on road trips since it’s quite the hilarious site what Japan can do with a silly idea. First Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Daniel Bryan and Stu Hart have wrestled bears- and now it’s in song form!

7 Submitted by on Mon, 14 October 2013, 05:03
Crapper Christian Grimmett writes: This is a music video made up from Daniel Bryan’s Saturday Morning Slam rant on bears. Not much else I can say to describe this… Daniel Bryan has wrestled a bear…. just like Stu Hart. And now we have it in song form (sorta). Of course; if you’ve been reading R.D Reynolds’ Saturday Morning Slam recaps Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Road Trip To Bound For Glory with Eric Young and Joseph Park: Preparing for the trip!

7 Submitted by on Sat, 12 October 2013, 11:19
“Showtime” Eric Young and Joseph Park are embarking on a 10-day road trip to Bound For Glory in San Diego, California, where the duo will participate in a Pre-show Gauntlet Match (against Christopher Daniels and Kazarian, The BroMans, and Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez) in hopes of landing a World Tag Team Championship opportunity during the pay-per-view event. The official YouTube Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Future Knockout Bib

3 Submitted by on Sat, 12 October 2013, 09:00
With the good Lord above as my witness and I am NOT making this up, I thought this said “Future Endeavored.” With it being the Knockouts division, which has been absolutely leveled as of late, you can understand my confusion. I am still confused by one thing, though – why does this bib appear to be absolutely filthy?  Are they Continue Reading...
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Newz: Ken Shamrock, The World’s Most Desperate Man?

15 Submitted by on Fri, 11 October 2013, 14:45
 Photo Credit: prommanow.com If the Ultimate Fighting Championship had been as well-marketed and popular in the mid nineties as it is today, Ken Shamrock would be a star on the level of Rampage Jackson, Jon Jones, and Anderson Silva. Sadly, Shamrock was a star in the days of UFC when future ‘Duck-Duck-Palin’ winner/loser John McCain called the sport, “human cockfighting,” Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Signs The Giant

16 Submitted by on Fri, 11 October 2013, 09:00
Tampa, FL – Following the firing of The Big Show, WWE has signed former WCW Heavyweight Champion and nWo member The Giant. Stephanie McMahon introduced the late 90’s star at a press conference near his home in Tampa. “After we got rid of that dead weight Big Show, the WWE was in desperate for a big man,” said Stephanie McMahon. Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Indecent Proposal Match: The only wrestling angle to win a film award in Vegas

50 Submitted by on Thu, 10 October 2013, 20:00
WWE, 2003 Only in wrestling could a man coming off a “break-up” and a fake gay marriage hook up with a woman still mourning the sex-induced death of her father brought on by her lesbian predator nemesis, only to run afoul of a trailer park-dwelling couple that had recently received a multi-million dollar windfall from a dead uncle’s inheritance. The Continue Reading...
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NEWS: Well, He IS a Freebird, but What’s Her Excuse?

9 Submitted by on Thu, 10 October 2013, 00:47
  In the category of things that make ya go, “blerrghargghahrgh”, former Major League Wrestling owner-turned-WWE writer Court Bauer is alleging that longtime company staffer/freelance wedding singer Michael Hayes is currently off the road for allegedly supplying a troubled Rosa Mendes with grampy’s old cough medicine. Gotta thank David Kocotos for compiling this timeline of allegations that would make Maury Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ric Flair Hires “World’s Cheapest Man” As His New Financial Advisor

9 Submitted by on Wed, 09 October 2013, 08:00
Charlotte, NC – WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair has announced the hiring of Roy Haynes, commonly known as the “Cheapest Man In America”, as his new financial advisor. A multi-time champion in various wrestling companies, Flair has undergone various legal and financial troubles in recent years, putting a strain on his bottom line. “Between the divorces, the silk robes, Continue Reading...
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Newz: WWE being given golden broom, to honor the way in which crippler voldemort was swept under the rug

10 Submitted by on Tue, 08 October 2013, 13:44
  I’ve never liked the idea that, as a society, we get awards for being sensible and responsible. So WWE’s getting an award for the way in which it’s combated the concussion issue within their organization, though the source says “Major Award.” If it’s not a stocking-clad leg lamp delivered in a crate that says “fra-gee-lay”, I’ll be sorely disappointed. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF-approved shoots by Jim Cornette

7 Submitted by on Sun, 06 October 2013, 00:00
Crapper Little Louie P, a.k.a. The Doctor of Style writes: Hello Queso Grande, Those who watched the WWF in late 1997 might remember them broadcasting a series of rants by Jim Cornette. In what seemed to be semi-shoots, Cornette gave his opinions on the state of wrestling. They were an example of the WWF getting more and more “edgy” in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Entire ‘Battleground’ Card Replaced With A 3-Hour Triple H Promo

17 Submitted by on Sat, 05 October 2013, 09:00
Buffalo, NY – In a surprising turn of events, WWE has decided that every match on their upcoming ‘Battleground’ pay-per-view will be canceled and replaced by a three-hour long promo by WWE COO Triple H. Triple H dropped the bombshell news during an otherwise mundane press conference promoting the event. “We looked at the card and some serious consideration, the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Royal Rumble Chair

7 Submitted by on Sat, 05 October 2013, 09:00
Ever wanted to put your left cheek on Miz’s face, or have Great Khali staring at your taint?  Got a couple hundred bucks in your pocket?   Then this eBay auction has your name all over it! (Unfortunately, your name is sucker.)  ...
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Saturday Morning Slam 09-08-12

10 Submitted by on Fri, 04 October 2013, 10:30
“Good morning, WWE Universe!  And welcome to Saturday Morning Slam!  It’s Back to School season and we’re taking the WWE Superstars back to school with you!” Ok, I will be honest.  I was ready to pull the plug on this whole “review all the old back episodes” endeavor, but then I hear that the show is more or less officially Continue Reading...
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