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Merry Christmas from RD and Blade! Episode 33!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 09:17
Merry Christmas from RD & Blade Radio! We couldn’t decide what to call this episode (which you can download either in iTunes or by clicking here)…it’s either the “No One Needs More Holiday Depression” or if you prefer the “Karate Kid Klan” Special Edition! Whatever you choose, we hope you have a fantastic Christmas and New Year!...
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It Came From YouTube: Shockmaster Claus is here with a story

4 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 02:00
Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: A month late for Christmas, to say the least. But, it’s the ShockMaster, so should you be surprised? I remember seeing this and was just….dumb-founded. Then, they had a bunch of the WCW announcers in nightgowns, robes, etc. talking about Christmas, with Chris Cruise looking very uncomfortable. Ugh… Ezenwa surprises us all with a late Christmas Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Santa Buddies: You Wouldn’t Think Puppies Could Suck the Joy Out of Christmas

7 Submitted by on Tue, 23 December 2014, 10:00
Direct to Hell DVD Release, 2009 Text by RD Reynolds Mrs. Deal: “Let me see if I got this right: you’re going to make fun of a kids’ Christmas movie starring puppies. What is wrong with you?” Oh no…no no no, Mrs. Deal. Don’t you dare paint me as the villain here. I didn’t make this movie. I didn’t make this horrible, horrendous, Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WWF Christmas Party 2001: They Sure Don’t Have Parties Like THIS Anymore!

9 Submitted by on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:00
WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds Office Christmas parties ain’t what they used to be. While I was never privy to the insanity that apparently took place back in the 70’s (according to TV and film, those things had everything from guys xeroxing their anuses to drugs to orgies to guys xeroxing their anuses with drugs while having an orgie), I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The 7 Worst Christmas Specials Ever!

0 Submitted by on Mon, 22 December 2014, 15:00
Crapper Isaac writes: Whattup! Longtime enjoyer of the site. A year ago I made this video, and I realized today that you’ve reviewed half of the specials on here (and probably will end up reviewing others…) The 7 Worst Christmas Specials Ever… Oh man… A Special Sesame Street Christmas is the complete opposite of Christmas Eve On Sesame Street- it’s Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa’s Slay – Yes, Virginia – Goldberg is Santa Claus!

7 Submitted by on Mon, 22 December 2014, 10:00
Movie, 2005  Hey, remember Bill Goldberg? Sure you do. The guy tore through WCW during its boom period, and were it not for the noodle heads running the company at the time, would likely have led them to even greater heights. He had that weird mix of charisma and intensity that made up for his lack of technical prowess inside Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hot Rod believes in Santa and you’d better, too!

4 Submitted by on Sun, 21 December 2014, 18:56
Crapper Jim Venzke writes: The video you posted today was good, but here’s a link to the greatest Prime Time Wrestling Christmas episode ever. Roddy Piper beats the snot out of The Brain for telling the kiddies that there is no San-ty Claus. Classic Bobby Heenan quote, “Santa Claus is just an average guy like me. You kiddies have been Continue Reading...
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Induction: An American Christmas Carol – Sit On It, Marley!

56 Submitted by on Sat, 20 December 2014, 10:00
  Made for TV Movie, 1979 Not sure I’ve mentioned this before, but I’m an absolute fanatic when it comes to A Christmas Carol.  I love the book, but it’s other adaptations of it that really get my chestnuts roasting. Which sounds simultaneously lewd and painful. Anyhoo, I absolutely devour movies featuring the yuletide antics of one Ebenezer Scrooge. It’s Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: He-Man Christmas – We Wish You a Merry Atheist Day and a Happy New Year

8 Submitted by on Fri, 19 December 2014, 10:00
Cartoon, 1985 Text by Blade Braxton It’s no secret to listeners of Wrestlecrap Radio, that I am a huge fan of the original He-Man and Masters Of The Universe cartoon. I regard the original set of episodes as some of the best cartoons of the 1980’s. The abomination you’re about to see today however, is quite different. Straying far away from Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Already Sick Of Kevin Owens

9 Submitted by on Fri, 19 December 2014, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – NXT’s newest Superstar Kevin Owens has already overstayed his welcome according to multiple disgruntled wrestling fans. Despite several rave reviews of Owens debut at Revolution, the audience has already expressed their displeasure with the independent wrestling sensation formerly known as Kevin Steen. “I had heard a lot about him and now I never want to hear Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Jingle All the Way & Jingle All the Way 2 – We Watched Them Both And Didn’t Hear “It’s Not a Tumor” or “Get ‘Er Done” Even Once

52 Submitted by on Thu, 18 December 2014, 20:00
Ah December…the time we get to take a break from writing about horrible wrestling and instead go dumpster diving into the world of horrible Christmas movies!  We’ve been doing this I believe since year one at WrestleCrap, so there ain’t no stopping us now.  And this year, you get a double dose, as we do a two-fer-one with myself and Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: The Star Wars Holiday Special – Welcome to the Dark Side

16 Submitted by on Wed, 17 December 2014, 09:05
Television Special, 1978 Note from RD: As you can probably surmise from the title, this has nothing to do with wrestling. But since reviewing bad Christmas movies has become a holiday tradition here at the Crap, I thought there was nothing more appropriate to cover than this stinkbomb from the late 70’s. Enjoy! November 17, 1978 is a date that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Rockers will do a lot of stuff, but they won’t smoke (tobacco, anyway).

16 Submitted by on Wed, 17 December 2014, 02:00
On one hand, they’re right- smoking is bad for you and you shouldn’t do it. On the other hand, when you consider all of the booze and drugs these two have (allegedly) ingested in their lives, it’s really hard to take any health advice from them too seriously.  I can just picture them having this exchange late one Saturday night… Continue Reading...
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RTB Editorial – Updates

19 Submitted by on Sun, 14 December 2014, 11:12
Hey, constant and eternally patient readers. Two issues to discuss today. First is the RTB e-book. This one hurts to talk about … unfortunately, circumstances have arisen that have caused the cancellation of the book. Namely this nasty sticking point called American copyright law. Publishing RTB here on Wrestlecrap is one thing; it’s still probably dicey in the eyes of Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Christmas Comes to Pac-Land: The Cartoon That Will Make You Hate Pac-Man AND Santa

11 Submitted by on Sun, 14 December 2014, 09:01
ABC Cartoon, 1982 Text by RD Reynolds Standard December Disclaimer: Every year, I take a week away from doing wrestling inductions to review the very worst of Christmas movies and specials. And this is that week! I do hope you enjoy a very special, and very horrible, Christmas Comes to Pac-Land! As anyone who has read this site for, oh, 90 Continue Reading...
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