Well this is no good – an Adam Rose fan is in the Emergency Room.

Find out why in an all-new Headlies!

NEW INDUCTION! Jerry Lawler Vs. Jake “The Snake” Roberts.

Apparently, Alcoholism is funny to some people.

~sigh~

How would you like a cake shaped like Hulk Hogan?

Now you can have it with this Hulk Hogan cake pan featured in an all new Someone Bought This!

One Crapper won a $25 Amazon gift card in the “Look At My Crap!” contest! Click to see who won and all the neat Crap you guys sent in!

Dixie Carter forgot to do something this past Sunday. Something very important.

But what was it?

Find out in a new Headlie!

Baloney, fudge, and mustard…this was horrible!

John Cena: This is Your Life!

New Induction!

Mike Awesome: Fat Chick Thriller!!!

NEW Induction!!!

(What, you expect a funny one liner here?  C’mon, he’s a dude who digs fat girls! What do you want me to say?)

 

Your old buddy and your old pal returns to talk the Death of WCW!

Join him on this dope 90′s podcast!  Boo ya!!!!

That’s 90′s talk, right?

Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania menu has been uncovered! Click on Hulk to read about all the delicious dishes he’s prepared for you in an all new Someone Bought This, brother!

Don’t shoot the messenger, but the rumor is this gimmick sucked!

Just Joe…finally inducted!

The Rock looked great on Monday night.

A little too  great.

See you in 30 days, Dwayne!

Find out what happened in a brand new Headlie!

How much would you pay for the power of the Hulk Hogan Thunder mixer? Find out in an all new Someone Bought This!

The Legendary Battle – Finally Inducted.

Sid Vicious vs. The Night Stalker!!

Join RD Reynolds as he recounts the fun!

RAW is moving to 5 hours!

Now one wrestling journalist is suffering from a “Minus Five Stars” mental breakdown.

Find out who in an all-new Headlie!

Break out the VCR!

The Divas are in Hedonism!

Classic Induction!

Crunch into some action with WWF Superstars cereal in an all new Someone Bought This (plus free flip book!).

Celebrate the new The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary with a call from Sid.  Actually, three of them – he can’t find the arena!

NEW INDUCTION!

Kevin Steen is getting a makeover!

Will it be crappy?

Oui! Oui! Oui!

The Mega-Manics have a Mega-Crappy Megaphone in an all new Someone Bought This!

Mega!

What did this poor screen do to deserve destruction?

Destruction by sledgehammer, no less?

New induction!

Want to be the first to own the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition…and help a local charity?

Then click on RD to join the fun!

The most infuriating induction RD Reynolds has ever penned!

What else could it be but Eric Bischoff’s WWE debut?

Gets to clickin’!

The WWE Walkout.

Now Inducted.

What, you thought we’d forgotten about it?

It’s an interview with your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds!

Check out a killer hour as RD and host Josh Harris talk all things WrestleCrap!

Strip Poker featuring…BALLS MAHONEY?

Can a bunch of hot chicks save the day?

Classic Induction!

Steve Austin and…Steven Seagal????

Sounds like a New Induction to us, too.

Which WWE Legend and future Hall of Famer is helping out the Bella Twins?

 

Find out in an all-new Headlie!

Why is Arn Anderson covered in urine?

The answer is in our NEW Induction!

Click the yellow enforcer for all the deets!

 

Hulk Hogan can light up your life in an all new Someone Bought This!

Presented by The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition:

The WCW MYSTERY MAN is inducted!

R.D Reynolds remembers his good friend and WrestleCrap co-founder the late Merle Vincent Griggs.

The TNA DVD board game is interactive, cool, and… well okay, it’s interactive at least. And it’s an all new Someone Bought This!

Some call-ups from NXT have failed and it’s all your fault!

Find out why Triple H is blaming you in an all-new Headlie!

Well, this was a bad idea.

But makes for a good induction!

Steve Austin’s Heel Turn…INDUCTED!

Here Lies the WCW World Television Title.

Learn of its sad demise in a New Induction!

Click the headstone for more!

It’s a Sting rocket… blimp… hat… thing (?) and it’s an all new, all confusing Someone Bought This!

You’ve always wanted to play with Sable, and now you can with these handheld video games in an all new Someone Bought This!

A shocking discovery made at the WWE Warehouse!

How does it involve the former Tuesday Night Delight?

Click here to find out!

You’ve Seen Chyna Wrestle, Wait ’til You See Her Box!

See, because she’s fighting Joey Buttafuoco.

That was close.  New induction!

It’s a very 90′s edition of Someone Bought This featuring WWF Pogs!

Look at RD Reynolds, smiling.

That was BEFORE the Ice Bucket Challenge gone horribly wrong!

Click for all the details!

Achtung baby!

 

John Cena spricht Deutsch!

Klicken sie hier!

You’d Scream Too If You Knew Who Was Guest Starring on Sabrina: The Teenage Witch!

Hint: It’s Chyna.

 

New Induction!

WWF wrestlers + Hockey + Foosball = FUN!!! All this in a brand new Someone Bought This! GAME ON!

YAPAPI!!!!

The infamous Yapapi Indian Strap Match Is Here, JACK!!

New induction!!!

WrestleCrap meets SummerSlam!

Join RD Reynolds for running SummerSlam Commentary!

Hit his Facebook 8pm Sunday night.  Get in on the fun here!

The best thing WWE has done in YEARS!

The Retro SummerSlam Report!!

It Came from YouTube!

Eve Marie’s SummerSlam opponent has been announced and only WrestleCrap has the scoop! Read all about it in the latest Headlie!

The Reunion.  A John Cena Joint.

Any good?  Long odds.

NEW Induction!

Hey Yo! Buy your kids a novelty foam drug tool today, Chico! It’s the latest Someone Bought This!

You too can own a piece of the table that Bully Ray put Dixie through! It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

TNA will be fine, sugar! Dixie has the solution and they’re coming soon to Impact Wrestling! Read all about it in a brand new Headlie!

Did the debut episode of Wrestling Challenge suck?

Beyond a shadow of a doubt!

New Induction!!

Hacksaw Jim Duggan vinyl picture disc! HOOOOO! It’s an all new Someone Bought This, tough guy!

R.D Reynolds pays tribute to WrestleCrap’s good friend the late, great “Earthquake” John Tenta.

The Hulk Hogan Safety Target Set game is both safe, and a target game! And it’s our latest Someone Bought This, too!

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Headlies: John Cena Now Fluent In German After SummerSlam

13 Submitted by on Fri, 22 August 2014, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – Following his brutal Summerslam match against Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, WWE Superstar John Cena can now speak fluent German. Cena, suffering from what doctors call “Foreign Language Syndrome” has only been able to communicate via the German language, despite never speaking it previously. “Mr. Cena suffered a large amount of pain during Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Big Bossman lunch bags stand for Law, Order, And Keeping Your Dunkaroos Safe

12 Submitted by on Fri, 22 August 2014, 02:00
Alright, listen up all you sticky-fingered 2nd Graders at Baer Creek Elementary in Claypool, Indiana. This is The Big Bossman here, and I got a special message for all of you! This here lunch belongs to Timmy. It says so right on this paper bag which just so happens to be decorated with my likeness (How do you like my shades? Ain’t Continue Reading...
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Induction: Chyna on Sabrina the Teenage Witch – How’s that for piledriving Miss Daisy?

36 Submitted by on Thu, 21 August 2014, 20:00
WB Network, 2002 Sabrina The Teenage Witch was a mediocre sitcom that aired on ABC in the late ‘90s as part of an all-supernatural TGIF lineup, along with Teen Angel (about an angel), You Wish (about a genie), and Boy Meets World (about the walking shadow of the lead actor’s older, more famous brother). Melissa Joan Hart starred as the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Jimmy Hart figure

24 Submitted by on Thu, 21 August 2014, 02:00
Picture this… It’s Thanksgiving Day, 1995. 8 year old Tommy loves wrestling. He never misses WCW Monday Nitro. His grandparents ask him what he wants for Christmas. “WCW guys!” he shouts enthusiastically! His grandparents dutifully head to Toys R Us and pick out one figure, since they’re on a budget. On Christmas Day, little Tommy opens up the package, and Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Joe Gagne reviews WWF King Of The Ring for the NES

10 Submitted by on Wed, 20 August 2014, 02:00
Joe Gagne reviews WWF King Of The Ring for the NES released in 1993. Yes, they were still releasing NES games in 1993 while you were having fun with your Super Nintendo. As you may have deduced based on the fact that I’m posting the review here, the game sucked. I don’t think even Nintendo John liked this one! Those featureless wrestlers Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars Shoot-Out Tabletop Hockey Game

24 Submitted by on Tue, 19 August 2014, 02:00
Who cares about real hockey when you can play with The WWF Superstars Shoot-Out Tabletop Hockey Game?! Okay, so it’s basically Foosball. But Foosball is fun! I love the customized hockey sticks that match each character perfectly. Did any of you Crappers have this toy? Do you still have it? P.S- I feel like I’ve seen that packaging artwork somewhere else… maybe decades later… Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Yapapi Indian Strap Match – Featuring Ric Flair’s “Raw Pink Meat!”

43 Submitted by on Mon, 18 August 2014, 20:00
WCW, 2000 If you, dear reader, are viewing this text, it means I have finally put the wraps on an induction I’ve started and stopped about 437 times in the last three months: behold, in all it’s glory, the YAPAPI INDIAN STRAP MATCH. In hindsight, I’m not quite sure why I couldn’t get through this one.  I’ve seen worse build Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Hulk Hogan suitcase will help you transport your clothes and toiletries away from home.

7 Submitted by on Mon, 18 August 2014, 02:00
C’mon, Crappers! Fess up! I know I wasn’t the only one who had this Hulk Hogan suitcase. Tell me at least one of you guys had it, too! I remember that the cheap plastic handle broke off from the suitcase just as I was lugging the thing jam-packed full of clothes thru the hotel in an attempt to get it into Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Game Show Garbage- TNA week on The Family Feud!

5 Submitted by on Sun, 17 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Justin Cook writes: Wrestlecrap meets Gameshow Garbage! Here’s a description of the video. Robert Q. Seidelman presents the funniest moments from Family Feud’s TNA week NOT featuring Lacey von Erich from November 2010. And even though Lacey’s answers stole the show, the other wrestler and knockouts provided plenty of amusing moments as well, as you’ll see in this latest Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A 1995 WWF Battle Royal chock full of WrestleCrap

12 Submitted by on Sat, 16 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: A Battle Royal with some WC inductions. Also, King’s comment about Horowitz winning is gold. Let’s see… From The History Of WWE website: Owen Hart (w/ Jim Cornette) won a 20-man battle royal by last eliminating Marty Jannetty at 20:07; other participants included: King Kong Bundy, Isaac Yankem DDS, Kama, Psycho Sid, Henry Godwinn, Duke Drose, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Eva Marie To Take On A Paddle Ball At Summerslam

8 Submitted by on Fri, 15 August 2014, 08:00
San Jose, CA – WWE officials have added another match to the already stacked Summerslam card with WWE Diva Eva Marie versus a paddle ball. The blood feud began during filming for the upcoming season of Total Divas. The trouble brewing between Eva Marie and the paddle ball stems from a misunderstanding between the two over Fandango. Eva Marie has Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Reunion

23 Submitted by on Thu, 14 August 2014, 20:00
The Reunion, 2011 When I say the word “reunion” what comes to mind? Having a cookout with some relatives that you haven’t seen for a long time? Going back to your high school and reliving memories with your old friends? John Cena going to Mexcio to rescue a kidnapped business man with your two estranged brothers to cash in the Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Cactus Jack, Lost in Cleveland – Say It With Me: “Amnesia Angles Never Work”

21 Submitted by on Wed, 13 August 2014, 15:00
In his best selling book, Have a Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks, Mick Foley went into great detail about how WCW butchered his career over and over again. He went into great detail about a series of skits known as “Lost in Cleveland”, which has in turn led to many requests for it to be covered here at Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Razor Ramon foam razor is so very wrong…

25 Submitted by on Wed, 13 August 2014, 02:00
This Razor Ramon foam razor was produced in the mid-90′s and meant to be waved around at WWF live events like the classic “We’re #1!” Foam Finger. Seems harmless enough, right? Except it’s a razor because the Razor Ramon character was implied to be wealthy Cuban immigrant cocaine dealer… …and razors are often used to cut coke into lines so you Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Undertaker Vs. Nailz- the feud that almost was

25 Submitted by on Tue, 12 August 2014, 02:00
Following the end of his feud with The Big Bossman, Nailz needed something new to do in the WWF (May I ask “Why?”…  His initial issue with The Big Bossman was resolved… Why pick a fight with the undead zombie? Oh well.). The Undertaker and Nailz had a confrontation (for reasons that were never really explained) on WWF Superstars in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buy a piece of the table Dixie Carter went through!

17 Submitted by on Mon, 11 August 2014, 14:39
I just saw this on Lords Of Pain… TNA is selling just 86 pieces of the table that Dixie Carter went through on last Thursday’s Impact Wrestling. The $199.99 item also comes with photos, a letter of authenticity and a piece of the canvas. Let’s see, here… $199.99 x 86 pieces means you could totally corner the market on this collectable for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Miss Elizabeth and Demolition drinking glasses are sure to make our hobo happy!

11 Submitted by on Sun, 10 August 2014, 02:00
This one’s for you, Blade! Yes, they’re drinking glasses of Miss Elizabeth and Demolition! You can drink from Liz on a hot summer’s day while laying on her beach towel!  I think they started out as Welch’s Jelly Jars from Canada (?). Anyone know the history of these things for sure? There were at least 6 or 7 different ones....
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It Came From YouTube: Joe Gagne reviews Royal Rumble for the Sega Dreamcast

8 Submitted by on Fri, 08 August 2014, 15:00
Here’s Joe Gagne’s latest wrestling video game review- WWF Royal Rumble for the Sega Dreamcast! Apparently this game falls under the “Not bad, just mediocre” category. I never played it in the arcades or on the Dreamcast so I’ll take Joe’s word for it! I just love the idea of a Royal Rumble with an unlimited number of participants in it- Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Signs The Ding Dongs To Multi-Year Contract

15 Submitted by on Fri, 08 August 2014, 08:00
Belleville, USA – TNA Impact Wrestling announced this past Thursday that they have signed WCW tag team legends The Ding Dongs to a multi-year contract. Despite the announcement that Spike TV will not be renewing their television deal, TNA has been forging ahead signing several wrestlers, including Zema Ion and Army veteran Chris Melendez. “TNA needs a real wake-up call. Continue Reading...
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