Triple H wants you to know he’s still cool.

That’s why he’s taking us all to Dave & Buster’s!

Grab some Cheddar Cheesy Fries and read all about it in Headlies!

If you’re dreading AJ Styles vs. Shane McMahon, you’re better off not reading this!

AJ Styles vs….LARRY ZBYSZKO (!!!!!)…INDUCTED!

WWE had a great St. Patrick’s Day thanks to some drunk fans with loose wallets.

Grab a pint and stumble on over to Headlies!

Jerry Lawler takes a stand against racism… and the Hitman!

New induction!

What time is it?

It’s all-new Headlies time!

Is Randy Orton still hot after burning down Bray Wyatt’s compound?

Better put in a call to WCW Special Forces to cool him off!

It’s WWA: Revolution. Did this show suck? Oooh yeeaaahhh!

But Macho Man wasn’t actually on it.

New induction!

The strangest portrayal of a champion you’ll ever see!

The debut of All American Wrestling…INDUCTED!

Kevin Owens is going to have to “Fight Owens Fight” to win back Chris Jericho’s love.

Crank the Peter Gabriel and get ready for Headlies!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened by the news of George “The Animal” Steele’s passing.

You will be missed.

Yokozuna has a hidden talent: eating a lot of stuff.

Save room for this week’s induction!

Sure the Elimination Chamber can be dangerous, but that doesn’t mean the kids can’t enjoy it!

Slide on down to Headlies for playground fun.

It didn’t win the Gooker, but trust us, this was the worst match of 2016!

Rebel vs. Shelly is here!

Samoa Joe made quite the impact on Raw.

Find out what the Samoan Submission Machine has up his sleeve in Headlies.

It’s one of our readers’ most requested angles…

so we figured we’d take a stab at it.

New induction!

WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds & Survivor’s Rupert Boneham have teamed up for charity…and are using an arcade to do it!

Despite what Tony Schiavone says, THIS is The Greatest Night In The History Of Our Sport!

See who steps into battle right here!

At least one person was happy with the Royal Rumble.

Find out what made Mr. McMahon all tingly in Headlies

The 2016 Gooker Award Winner is Here!

Behold…WrestleMania 32!

The votes have been tallied!

Who was the worst of the worst in 2016?

Find out by clicking here!

It’s been a long time coming, but Triple H’s one true love is going to be in the Hall Of Fame.

Check out Headlies for the smashing announcement.

This week’s induction topic didn’t make any sense at first….

Then it ended.

¡MexAmerica está instalada, perros asquerosos!

Alberto Del Rio is at it again.

Grab some pizza and read all about him kicking some shell in Headlies!

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Headlies: WWE Announces Return Of “Bash At The Beach” At Martha’s Vineyard

13 Submitted by on Mon, 12 December 2016, 08:00
(Today’s Headlie was written by Chris French. Thanks Chris!) Stamford, CT — WWE will be restarting an old WCW tradition, the “Bash At The Beach”, in 2017, Vince McMahon announced today. The 2017 Bash will be held on Martha’s Vineyard, at the Joseph Sylvia State Beach in Edgartown, MA, on July 2, 2017. Standing outside the Edgartown, MA, Town Hall, Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC Induction: An American Christmas Carol – Sit On It, Marley!

66 Submitted by on Fri, 09 December 2016, 08:05
  Made for TV Movie, 1979 Not sure I’ve mentioned this before, but I’m an absolute fanatic when it comes to A Christmas Carol.  I love the book, but it’s other adaptations of it that really get my chestnuts roasting. Which sounds simultaneously lewd and painful. Anyhoo, I absolutely devour movies featuring the yuletide antics of one Ebenezer Scrooge. It’s Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Bushwhackers need to leave my mother out of this…

6 Submitted by on Fri, 09 December 2016, 02:00
According to this shirt, The Bushwhackers think something is lovely…er… “luvly” and I should tell my mother (?). Is this some kind of charming New Zealand expression or something? I found this shirt on eBay and the seller had the Buy It Now set for $150! My mother would disapprove of ms spending $150 on this shirt, no matter how Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Eric Young’s Christmas Party – Why Would Santa EVER Go To TNA?

31 Submitted by on Thu, 08 December 2016, 20:00
Impact Wrestling, 2007 Usually I like to spend the first couple hundred words laying the ground work for an induction, especially during Christmas time.  I mean, it’s my favorite time of the year and I love to wax philosophical about snow and decorations and Little Debbie North Pole Nutty Bars and all that jazz. But seriously, look at that.  This Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Silent Night Bloody Night – Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How Lovely is Your Barbed Wire

10 Submitted by on Wed, 07 December 2016, 15:45
TNA, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds Confession time here at the Crap.  Last year during the Gooker Award voting, I was concerned. No, more than that, I was scared, mortified, almost, at what appeared to be an inevitability: a TNA angle was going to win WrestleCrap’s biggest (and by biggest I do mean ‘only’) award. The storyline was the Robert Roode-Traci Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: It almost happened! It could have been!

10 Submitted by on Wed, 07 December 2016, 02:00
This is Bret Hart facing off against Virgil. But not just in any match. This is a match where Bret Hart put his WWF Championship on the line! And you know what that means? If Bret had slipped up, or that crafty Virgil had out-maneuvered him, we could have had WWF World Heavyweight Champion Virgil! Oh, what a wondrous world that Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: He-Man Christmas – We Wish You a Merry Atheist Day and a Happy New Year

14 Submitted by on Tue, 06 December 2016, 08:07
Cartoon, 1985 Text by Blade Braxton It’s no secret to listeners of Wrestlecrap Radio, that I am a huge fan of the original He-Man and Masters Of The Universe cartoon. I regard the original set of episodes as some of the best cartoons of the 1980’s. The abomination you’re about to see today however, is quite different. Straying far away from Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Raw Women’s Championship Replaced With Literal Hot Potato

15 Submitted by on Mon, 05 December 2016, 08:00
Austin, TX – After numerous Raw Women’s Championship changes over the past few months, Raw commissioner Stephanie McMahon and Raw general manager Mick Foley unveiled a new tile belt: a literal hot potato. McMahon addressed the stunned crowd saying “We’ve listened to you, the WWE Universe. Actually, I was busy playing Candy Crush on my phone, so I was only Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians – Yes, This is a Real Movie

9 Submitted by on Sun, 04 December 2016, 10:00
Movie, 1964  Quick Note from RD: As is the tradition ’round these parts this time of year, I take time away from WrestleCrap and delve into the equally amusing and absurd world of HolidayMovieCrap. Enjoy! Ah yes, the holidays are upon us once again. For many, the highlight is waiting to see what’s waiting for themselves under the tree. For Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: El Santa Claus – The Goofiest Christmas Move Ever Made Gets Its Proper Induction!

11 Submitted by on Fri, 02 December 2016, 08:15
WWE, 2008  Text by RD Reynolds with Triple Kelly Quick note from RD: If you enjoy these classic inductions, why not get all of them and everything else ever on the site via the online archives?  A one-time donation of $14.95 gets you unlimited access to everything.  All the inductions, all the WrestleCrap Radios, all the WrestleCrap Radio videos, everything ever written or Continue Reading...
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Induction: Goldberg Refuses to Follow the Script – Oh, What a Tangled Web Russo Weaves

60 Submitted by on Thu, 01 December 2016, 20:00
WCW, 2000 Like the rest of you, I was shocked to see Goldberg destroy Brock Lesnar at Survivor Series. Why such a short main event? Why have a part-timer come in and annihilate the company’s top draw? Nothing about the situation seemed to make any sense according to Booking 101. But I think I’ve finally figured out why what happened, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Captain Lou’s terrifying anti-drug PSA

4 Submitted by on Wed, 30 November 2016, 17:40
Here’s Captain Lou Albano who played Mario on The Super Mario Bros. Super Show (does come with Mario hat as pictured) doing an anti-drug PSA. Apparently he couldn’t be bothered to put on the entire Mario costume and just went with the hat. It’s a nice message, until the very end… “And if you do drugs, you’ll go to Hell Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Jingle All the Way & Jingle All the Way 2 – We Watched Them Both And Didn’t Hear “It’s Not a Tumor” or “Get ‘Er Done” Even Once

67 Submitted by on Wed, 30 November 2016, 08:45
Ah December…the time we get to take a break from writing about horrible wrestling and instead go dumpster diving into the world of horrible Christmas movies!  We’ve been doing this I believe since year one at WrestleCrap, so there ain’t no stopping us now.  And this year, you get a double dose, as we do a two-fer-one with myself and Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Christmas Comes to Pac-Land: The Cartoon That Will Make You Hate Pac-Man AND Santa

11 Submitted by on Tue, 29 November 2016, 12:01
ABC Cartoon, 1982 Text by RD Reynolds Standard December Disclaimer: Every year, I take a week away from doing wrestling inductions to review the very worst of Christmas movies and specials. And this is that week! I do hope you enjoy a very special, and very horrible, Christmas Comes to Pac-Land! As anyone who has read this site for, oh, 90 Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Christmas Brawl album- Alex Wright raps!

16 Submitted by on Mon, 28 November 2016, 15:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: There was a Limited edition WCW CD called Christmas Brawl and it had the themes of the Nasty Boys and the Wrestlecrap inducted American Males to the Taskmaster an DDP, instead of the WCW Superstars singing Christmas carols. Here’s an obscure one! This CD was only available in Germany to support a WCW “Christmas Brawl” tour Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Slaters Celebrate Thanksgiving

4 Submitted by on Mon, 28 November 2016, 08:00
Pineville, WV – As the sun began to set over Noble’s Trailer Park, the Slater Clan gather ’round their supper table to enjoy their Thanksgiving meal. Current WWE Smackdown Tag Team champion Heath Slater proudly sat at the head of the wobbly card table, looking over his kin. “As your proud Papa, I just want to thank ya’ll for being Continue Reading...
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Induction: Del Río Runs Over Santa Claus – GTA: North Pole

35 Submitted by on Sun, 27 November 2016, 08:45
WWE, 2012 The holidays are a time when WWE encourages its viewers to spend quality time with their families, preferably by turning off the TV altogether. Either that, or they figure that people aren’t concerned with TV wrestling around Christmastime, so why put on a half-way decent program when nobody is watching? Of course, back in, say, 2000, the “nobody” Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Shadow Warriors 2 – This Ain’t Your Father’s Hulk Hogan Movie!

59 Submitted by on Thu, 24 November 2016, 20:00
Movie, 1999 Several years back when my 400 disc Blu-Ray changer (yes, such a thing exists) conked out, I decided to move all my discs over to Plex.  For those of you unfamiliar with that bit of technology, just imagine all the DVDs and Blu-Rays you own magically transported to your own personal Netflix (and if you’re unfamiliar with that bit of technology, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Gobbledy Gooker dances with his new wrestler friends

31 Submitted by on Tue, 22 November 2016, 02:00
By now I’m sure most all of you have seen The Gobbledy Gooker’s infamous debut at Survivor Series 1990 where he hatched from an egg, and square danced with Mean Gene Okerlund to “Turkey In The Straw”. But did you know he appeared in vignettes shortly afterward on WWF Superstars and WWF Challenge? I guess they wanted to get some Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Undertaker Finally Listens to “Rolling” by Limp Bizkit

9 Submitted by on Mon, 21 November 2016, 08:00
Death Valley, CA – WWE legend The Undertaker finally listened to the song “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” by Limp Bizkit and did not like what he heard. Following the his return on the 900th episode of Smackdown, The Undertaker was riding a wave of nostalgia. After watching several of his Smackdown matches on the WWE Network, Undertaker came to the Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: Triple H Vows to Defend WWE’s Honor Against ‘Vigilante’ Goldberg

5 Submitted by on Sun, 20 November 2016, 23:10
  TORONTO – Irate over how easily the near-fifty-year-old Bill Goldberg mowed down relentless killing machine Brock Lesnar at the Survivor Series pay-per-view, WWE Chief Operating Officer Triple H is calling out the former WCW World Heavyweight Champion. “This has happened before,” seethed Triple H in an exclusive interview. “Some WCW has-been that has spent the previous decade-plus in seclusion Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Austin Rules / Goldberg Sucks shirt

6 Submitted by on Sun, 20 November 2016, 20:53
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog just found this Austin Rules / Goldberg Sucks shirt.  I’m surprised the back of it doesn’t say “Goldberg drools”. I imagine this kind of simple-minded crap is how a 10 year old mark fan* thinks… “Austin rules! And Goldberg sucks! Goldberg is a big poopyheaded ripoff of Stone Cold!” *Or Vince McMahon....
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