Kelly Kelly and company have made a new fiend!

A *psychic*  fiend, that is!

New induction!

New tiered pricing plans for the WWE Network?

It’s all about the mon-eyyyyyy in a brand-new Headlie!

Don’t worry…your Halloween costume will be better than Kevin Nash’s!

Seriously, do you have ANY idea who he’s supposed to be? Find out in our NEW INDUCTION!

Tiger Ali wants you to humiliate yourself for a piece of his vast, vast, vast fortune.


New induction!

Brian Kendrick has got something special to show you.

Stand by me and let’s read all about it in Headlies!

Ever wanted to see Shawn Michaels’ wife grope Kid Rock?

This here’s your chance!

MTV’s Beach Brawl…INDUCTED!


New Investor Revealed…only at WrestleCrap, only in Headlies!

Randy Orton has a big boo-boo.

The only way to fix it?


This event had everything: hugs, thugs, vampires, Taker, Michaels…

…uh, scratch those last two.

IYH: Great White North – inducted!

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Someone Bought This: Rhino Political Fundraiser Spaghetti Dinner poster

11 Submitted by on Mon, 20 June 2016, 21:04
This is a poster for a fundraiser to raise funds for Rhino’s political ambitions. Check out the disclaimer: “Rhino will not be cooking the spaghetti”. Aw, man! Let me guess, he also won’t be wearing a giant Chef’s hat as illustrated, either? Maybe he’ll wear a crown, instead?! I bet that URL’s not taken!...
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Headlies: Corporate Kane Updates His LinkedIn Page

10 Submitted by on Mon, 20 June 2016, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After handing his resume and letter of recommendation to Stephanie and Shane McMahon in order to become the head of Smackdown, Kane decided to update his LinkedIn account just in case either McMahon was going to look. As the sun set over his 2 bedroom townhouse, Kane opened up his laptop while his two dogs, Torchy and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The charges were dropped! Buy the shirt!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 17 June 2016, 21:37
Aldo Rose (the former Adam Rose) is selling a shirt with his mugshot photo on it to celebrate that his domestic abuse charges were dropped. Geez, look at that zoned-out stare… If you’re a fan of Aldo/Adam, I don’t now why you’d want this particular shirt- it’s awfully depressing. And if you’re not a fan, you don’t want the shirt in the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Famous moments depicted in 16-bit

7 Submitted by on Fri, 17 June 2016, 02:00
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: Last year, you posted reader Brendan Docherty’s parody showing what a modern WWE game would’ve looked like in the 16-bit era. Now he’s made a video depicting famous incidents from wrestling history in 16-bit graphics, including Wrestlecrap moments like the Shockmaster’s fall, and Big Bossman stealing the coffin of Big Show’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brock Lesnar Vs. “Broken” Matt Hardy At UFC 200

5 Submitted by on Mon, 13 June 2016, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – After days of speculation, rumors, and false reports, UFC officials have announced that WWE Superstar and former UFC champion Brock Lesnar will be taking on none other than Matt Hardy. UFC President Dana White unveiled the blockbuster match with both competitors at a press conference in Las Vegas. “We want UFC 200 to be the biggest Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Bungee Cord Match – If You Like Dangling Feet, This is the Match For You!

42 Submitted by on Thu, 09 June 2016, 20:00
Global Wrestling Federation, 1992 It’s somewhat amazing that after over sixteen years of running, I still come upon horrible matches, stupid angles, and ridiculous characters I’ve never seen.  The bout I’m inducting today falls into that category.  It’s not that I’d never heard of it; as a guy running a site about the very worst in pro wrestling, I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “The One” Billy Gunn is with you Step By Step!

10 Submitted by on Thu, 09 June 2016, 13:42
Oh, you didn’t know? “The One” Billy Gunn’s theme song totally gels with the Step By Step opening credits montage.! I bet that URL might possibly be taken (ew…). I wonder if R.D ever ran into these people on one of his trips…. to the theme park? Oh yeah, and Crapper Sean Bateman sent this in- someone also did Continue Reading...
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Exclusive Preview of Titan Screwed: Lost Smiles, Stunners, and Screwjobs – The Behind-The-Scenes Story of The WWF in 1997-98

3 Submitted by on Mon, 06 June 2016, 16:03
Hey there fellow Crappers! It’s been quite some time since I’ve contributed anything to WrestleCrap aside from the year-ending, and often contention-causing, Look Back In Horror countdowns. Indeed, a couple of years back, I began focusing more time on regular work with Fighting Spirit Magazine, as well as venturing into the book market. Through much of 2015 and early into Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Captain America Joins The NWO

13 Submitted by on Mon, 06 June 2016, 08:00
(Today’s Headlie was guest written by Paul Sebert. Thanks Paul!) New York, NY– Readers of the new “Captain America: Steve Rogers” were shocked by the comic’s ending which featured Captain America leg-dropping fellow superhero Jack Flagg before tearing off his costume to reveal a black and white NWO T-shirt before raising his hand in the air and uttering the “Too Continue Reading...
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UPDATED!!!!! NOW WITH VIDEO!!!! BREAKING NEWS: WrestleCrap Radio Episode 260!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 18:24
Join WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton as they spend an entire HOUR dissecting every second of the comic tragedy of Broken Matt and Brother Nero! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here! OR!!!!! You can WATCH it as the very great Sean Breeding Entertainment has spliced everything together in VIDEO form for us!  We cannot Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Saga of Matt Hardy and Lita and Kane: You people found this less awful than the Diva Search?!

33 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 12:59
Nary a year goes by without a wedding taking place in a wrestling ring. This year, Bully Ray tried to tie the knot with Brooke Hogan. Last year, it was Daniel Bryan being jilted at the altar by AJ Lee. Wrestling weddings are so commonplace and so consistently wacky that, frankly, about the only thing you would never expect from Continue Reading...
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Claire Lynch: The 2012 Gooker Award Winner

83 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 12:50
TNA-Impact, 2012 It was funny, prior to the Gooker voting this year, the very great Justin Henry and I were discussing the various candidates. Make no mistake, there were some doozies in 2012, from all the goofiness with the Aces & 8’s to AJ Lee’s various lovers to Natalya’s nonstop flatulance. Despite the multitude of choices, he explained to me Continue Reading...
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UPDATED DIRECTOR’S CUT!!! It Came From YouTube: Matt Hardy’s Hair and Flying Babies

52 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 12:01
Thought this couldn’t get any better?  Try this new DIRECTOR’S CUT.  Holy crap this is great. And by great, I more WrestleCraptastic! There’s also a MUSIC VIDEO of it you can find here. Really not sure what is more offensive – a ‘baby’ being thrown as a distraction, Matt’s hair, or the horrendous editing in this clip. Please make the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Global Force Wrestling wristbands with a stupid slogan

1 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 02:00
Look! You can get a blue or green Global Force Wrestling wristband for just 5 bones! Yes, Global Farce… erm… I mean Force Wrestling apparently still exists. I was just as surprised as you are to find this out, believe me. The wristband with its “Join The Force” slogan  reminds me of this goofy looking bootleg Star Wars Belt that I saw Continue Reading...
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Induction: WCW’s Asylum match – La Cage aux Folles

16 Submitted by on Thu, 02 June 2016, 20:00
WCW, 2000 As I’m sure you all know, it was way back in the 1880s that Ferdinand von Lindemann and Karl Weierstrass proved in their eponymous theorem that you can’t square a circle. Still, that hasn’t stopped wrestling announcers from calling the ring a “squared circle” anyway for the past century or so. This week’s induction, however, gave new meaning Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scooby-Doo! and WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon Trailer

8 Submitted by on Thu, 02 June 2016, 18:00
Crapper Sean writes The trailer for the WWE’s next animated crossover with Wacky Races, er I mean Scooby-Doo! Not sure how to sum it up except with this one line… I like puppets-Undertaker 2016. I love how LOS MATADORES are in this…despite the fact one member was released and the other two are now travel agents or whatever the hell Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Gets Into The Dessert Business

10 Submitted by on Mon, 30 May 2016, 08:00
Bakersville, TN – TNA Impact Wrestling President Dixie Carter announced this morning that TNA will now be getting into the dessert and baked goods business. “These past few months have been awful stressful and I needed to take my mind off things,” said Carter from the kitchen of her new facility. “So I decided to start baking. It’s real relaxing Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Afa and Albano on Miami Vice – Capt. Lou Takes Chokeholds Too Far

15 Submitted by on Thu, 26 May 2016, 20:00
NBC, 1987 Text by Guest Author LeVar Ravel It was the 1980s. America had fallen in love with a sharp-dressed detective in sunglasses and his racial minority sidekick fighting bad guys, with heaping helpings of drugs, murder, and mayhem all amidst the sunbaked glitz of Miami. You know the show. What you may not know is that there was actually Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Rusev Replaces Rouseff As President Of Brazil

4 Submitted by on Mon, 23 May 2016, 08:00
Brasilia, Brazil – In an incredible turn of events that will have repercussions throughout the world, the people of Brazil have chosen WWE Superstar Rusev to replace their current president Dilma Rousseff. Rousseff’s ousting, after once boasting an 80% approval rating, came after impeachment hearings due to economic woes and government corruption. Brazil’s future was thrown into uncertainty after the Continue Reading...
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