Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

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Induction: Mark Henry, sex addict: Mark finds a way to spend even more time on the couch.

52 Submitted by on Thu, 05 September 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1999 We’ll all remember Mark Henry’s faux-retirement speech for a long time. With tears in his eyes, the World’s Strongest Man cut an emotional promo dedicated to his friends and family, only to blindside John Cena and goad him into a title shot. This wasn’t the first time that Mark had bared his soul to the public, however, as Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Paul Heyman knows a woman’s place- in the kitchen!

6 Submitted by on Wed, 04 September 2013, 23:05
Scott Keith just posted this clip on his blog and it was too awesome not to share with you Crappers. At Halloween Havoc 1992 Paul E. Dangeorusly (yes, that’s Paul Heyman with a lot more hair and a lot less weight) speaks his mind about women. It’s such a great example of how to be a slimy, scumbag heel that I had Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Sabu destroys Disco Inferno in WCW

9 Submitted by on Wed, 04 September 2013, 14:54
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: an extreme, kinda, death of Disco (or a future Wrestlecrap induction known as “Sabu: WCW’s extreme booboo”) For those who don’t know, Sabu had a very brief stint in WCW from September to November 1995. In fact, this was his last match in WCW before he returned to ECW. WCW apparently had no idea what to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Tax Tips With Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S)

7 Submitted by on Wed, 04 September 2013, 00:00
Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S) brings us ten helpful Tax Tips(™) from a Coliseum Home Video release. Is he really that much of a heel if he’s trying to be helpful? Mike Routunda was just fantastic in this role, even if the gimmick was kind of dumb. Apparently Vince got audited one year by (the real) I.R.S and this was his petty and Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Punch-Out! Erm.. I mean “Main Event” video game review

12 Submitted by on Tue, 03 September 2013, 08:54
This is a review of Hulk Hogan’s Main Event for the Xbox 360. It’s basically a bad Wii Punch-Out clone with some minimal Hulk Hogan branding sprinkled over it. Do everything Hogan says, or you lose. You have no control over your destiny. Just like in the TNA locker room, brother! On the other hand, it’s cheap… so if you Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Triple H invades Pacific Blue and fights Mario Lopez

4 Submitted by on Tue, 03 September 2013, 00:00
Crapper Chris Morgan writes: What could make a show like Pacific Blue, which essentially combines The A-Team, Baywatch, and extreme bicycling into one glorious singularity? How about Mario Lopez fighting Triple H, who is wearing a Degeneration X shirt? So maybe he’s playing himself? He beats up several people and is only felled by a fire extinguisher to the head. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Triple H and Disney music videos (oh, and The Incredible Hulk theme, too)

3 Submitted by on Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:40
Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: Thought I’d pass some musical videos today. I saw Jordan Mishkin’s Headlies about HHH’s Disney compilation album and laughed as always for the entry. Skimming around about the idea since I like AMVs (Animated Music Videos) which are popular at fandom conventions, I found what if the Lion King decided to flip the idea and take Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Someone has it out for Vince McMahon!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 02 September 2013, 15:52
Crapper John Matrix writes: The WWE technical crew weren’t fans of Million Dollar Mania either, and on the June 23rd, 2008 episode of Raw they attempted to murder Vince McMahon. While McMahon survived the attack, the Million Dollar Mania angle was pronounced dead on its way to the hospital. I have to admit, that’s a pretty cool visual. I don’t Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H To Release Album Of Disney Classics

7 Submitted by on Mon, 02 September 2013, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – Following his stirring rendition of “When You Wish Upon A Star” from the classic “Pinocchio” WWE has decided to release an entire album of Triple H singing Disney songs. “I was just feeling it on Raw, you know?” said Triple H inside the recording studio. “Sometimes when you can’t find the correct words to say, you just Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: X-Treme Action Fighters bootleg wrestling figures

6 Submitted by on Sun, 01 September 2013, 20:58
Crapper Billy Jones writes: Long time crapper, first time writer. Found this “Xtreme Action Fighters” wrestling set at a garage sale the other day. Got the whole thing for a buck. As soon as I saw it I knew it was Wrestlecrap bound. Complete with rip off Mystico and Ultimo Dragon. I’m a sucker for knock off wrestling figures, so Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Lord Alfred gets into The Queen’s box (ahem)

7 Submitted by on Sat, 31 August 2013, 06:42
Lord Alfred Hayes takes Bobby Heenan on a tour of The Royal Albert Hall. Bobby is slightly more refined and dignified than say… Hillbilly Jim, but not by much. I like how company man Lord Alfred equates WWF Wrestling events with the Philharmonic Orchestra. It’s not like those silly Tractor Pulls- it’s sophisticated! I could watch an entire tape of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan raps. I’ll let that sink in for a moment…

9 Submitted by on Fri, 30 August 2013, 16:46
Crapper Nick Mancuso says… I think this would fit right into the It Came From Youtube section of Wrestlecrap…. the added useless presence of Jimmy Hart makes it all the better… Just when I think I’ve seen every stupid thing Hulk Hogan has done, you Crappers surprise me with stuff like this… I get the impression that this is probably Continue Reading...
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Induction: Rodman Down Under: No matter the hemisphere, crap still flushes the same way.

22 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2013, 20:00
Independent PPV, 2000 The term, “terrible” is all relative. For example, last week, I inducted Jerry Lawler vs. Roddy Piper, a terrible match with no business headlining a “New Generation” card on a major pay-per-view. If, however, the same match had been put on an independent DVD sold for $1 on the Wal-Mart bargain shelf, then it wouldn’t have been Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 19

4 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2013, 19:05
  RD is in Amsterdam, minutes from the Red Light District and, ahem, ‘Coffee Shops’.  So what does he do?  If you guessed sat in his hotel room and had an HOUR LONG conversation about the worst potato chips known to man with Blade Braxton, step up and claim your Crappy Prize!  ...
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Someone Bought This: TNA wants how much for an X-Division Championship belt?

3 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2013, 17:44
That’s a nice X-Division Championship belt, isn’t it? Do you know how much TNA wants for it? $2000! You think I’m joking? Now, to be fair; it looks like the belt isn’t just a “replica” belt, but an actual copy of the real X-Division title made from the same materials as the real deal (no, not The Real Deal- nobody Continue Reading...
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GREATEST SOMEONE BOUGHT THIS EVER!!!!! LOST BEAR FOUND!

35 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2013, 13:00
Months ago, I got the following message regarding a Someone Bought This we had done: “I looked up WWE Valentine plush bearon Google, and it lead me to your website. Then I saw it, the exact bear that my 4yr old daughter lost during hurricane Sandy. She has had that bear since she was an infant. My heart breaks every time Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: What Hulk Hogan needs to fix TNA

7 Submitted by on Wed, 28 August 2013, 16:58
So, what does Hulk Hogan think TNA needs? Unlimited resources! Endless noney flowing in from a new Ted Turner billionaire type. Yeah, thanks Hulk. That’s very realistic and likely to happen. That’s like when you were a kid, and Christmas was a month away. Your parents asked you what you wanted, and you just went through the Sears Wishbook and Continue Reading...
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