Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

Zack Ryder in a Wrestlemania match?

He’s about to get ‘Swerved’ in Headlies.

Hottest WrestleMania NEWZ is right here at WrestleCrap!

Check back often for the latest SCOOPZ!

Think the build to this year’s WrestleMania stinks?

You ain’t seen nothing!

WrestleMania 31’s IC Title Chase…INDUCTED!

Vince McMahon will do anything to make sure Roman Reigns has a memorable Wrestlemania entrance.

You can and you will read about it in Headlies!

Sting is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame…

…and his Guard Bird is being inducted at WrestleCrap!

CAW CAW!!!

Sami Zayn’s role at Wrestlemania revealed!

Strike a pose and read about it in Headlies!

Five Simple Words:  “They Are Fighting Over Shampoo.”

Two More Simple Words: “New Induction!”

Kevin Owens sure looks comfy.

Find out why in Headlies!

Want to watch Vince McMahon choke his daughter and pie face his wife?

Me neither.

But I did, so it’s your latest NEW Induction!

Shane McMahon is back and he’s ready for another invasion.

Head on over to Headlies to find out how he’ll make an “Impact” at Wrestlemania.

Look at the pic to the left. Does this look like it’s a good idea?

Of course not.

Buff Bagwell Boxes Roddy Piper…NEW INDUCTION!

Will Chris Jericho never eeeeevvvverrrrr wear a shirt again?

Bundle up and find out in Headlies!

It’s the other realm match of the century: Billy Gunn vs. Sabrina The Teenage Witch!

NEW INDUCTION!

Featuring a run-in by the voice of the Stunt Granny guy!

Want to let your sweetie know how you feel, but don’t know how?

Headlies has the answer. Believe that!

The worst storyline of 2015 is here!

The Gooker Award Winning Lana-Dolph-Rusev-Summer love trapezoid!

Think AJ Styles is an all-American boy?

Not anymore! Grab your passport and head on over to Headlies!

It may not have won the 2015 Gooker…but it was just 17 votes away!

The DIVAS REVOLUTION!

NEW INDUCTION!

A HUGE match had been announced for Wrestlemania!

Find out what two longtime rivals will be facing off in Headlies!

How many WrestleCrap inductees can you cram into one Royal Rumble?

Find out in our newest induction!

No one was expecting this surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble!

Find out who (or what) it was in Headlies!

Time to announce the “Winner” of the 2015 Gooker Award!

And the voting was so close that no one knows who won…until now!

Yodelayheehoo!

Antonio Cesaro Yodels for…well…No One’s Enjoyment!

NEW INDUCTION!

REVEALED!  The Reason Why James Storm Returned to TNA-Impact Wrestling!

Only at WrestleCrap!

Only in Headlies!

It’s the Slammys, hosted by Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand!

Somehow It’s Even Worse than You Can Imagine!

NEW INDUCTION!

The Legendary Bill Apter Joins WrestleCrap Radio!

Who Were Real People at PWI? Did Bill Invent Apartment Wrestling?

Find out by clicking here!

Going to jail wasn’t all bad for Vince. He got to meet an old friend while in the slammer.

Find out who got all choked up in Headlies!

It’s a Superkick Party with The Young Bucks and Good Ol’ JR is invited!

Find out if Jim Ross is still “Too Sweet” in Headlies

WrestleCrap.com is devastated at the passing of Harry Simon.

You will be missed.

Tribute is here.

It’s the lump of coal nobody wants, but everyone gets.

The Annual WrestleCrap Radio Christmas Show is Here!

Has Dixie Carter been a good girl this year?

Hop onto Santa’s lap and find out in Headlies!

Great Scott!

It’s a Back to the Future Christmas!

And it absolutely sucks!

NEW INDUCTION!!

Turd Up!

K-Fed Has Arrived at WrestleCrap in a New Induction!

WWE has found the reason why ratings are in the basement: lack of Mike Adamle!

Find out how Vince and company are trying to woo back the Ad-Man in an all-new Headlie!

Look at that image.  Does this look like a GOOD Christmas movie?

Of course not.  That’s why we’re inducting it!

Christmas Bounty is at WrestleCrap.com!

Bad News Brown Has a Surprise for Jake Roberts:

MUTANT HARLEM SEWER RATS!

NEW INDUCTION!

  • Wrestlemania 33 to be 25 Hours Long
  • Zack Ryder 1-0 at Mania, Plans on Challenging for Undertaker Streak
  • Vince McMahon Planning on Repackaging "That NXT Nakamoto Guy" as Hakushi Jr.
  • NXT TakeOver Dallas To Include Keg Carrying Competition
  • Undertaker Begins Entrance Now To Make It To Wrestlemania On Time
All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Diehard Fans Excited To Ruin Wrestlemania

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New Orleans, LA – Members of the Facebook group “Yes! Yes! Yes!” are excited to be attending Wrestlemania XXX and even more excited to be ruining it for everyone else. The group of self-professed “smarks”, which boasts members spanning the entire United States, have been planning the event for months through phone calls, Google Hangouts, and Tout videos. Having collectively Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania V Shirt

10 Submitted by on Sat, 05 April 2014, 15:00
Normally, the Big Cheese writes Someone Bought This, but I’ve left a trail of Reese’s Pieces leading from his computer to the woods so I can take over. Remember BC, if you get lost, you can always find East by staring directly into the sun. The title “Someone Bought This” is appropriate because this Wrestlemania V shirt belongs to me, Continue Reading...
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Five WrestleMania Inductions in One Convenient Place!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 04 April 2014, 22:55
For your viewing pleasure, here are five WrestleManias that each received a WrestleCrap induction! Let’s just hope we’re not inducting WrestleMania XXX a year from now. WRESTLEMANIA II – By RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Harry Simon WRESTLEMANIA IX – By RD Reynolds WRESTLEMANIA XI – By Art O’Donnell WRESTLEMANIA XV – By Art O’Donnell WRESTLEMANIA XXVII – By Justin Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Andre The Giant Has A Posse… and some cool stuff, too!

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Crapper Little Louie P (AKA: The Doctor Of Style) writes: Artist Shepard Fairey became a star by drawing the iconic Obama posters c. 2008–but a pro wrestler gave him his 1st claim to fame! In 1989, Fairey made a stencil of Andre the Giant which he turned into a trendy “street art” campaign called “Andre the Giant Has a Posse.” Through the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: JTG Hoping He’s Not Picked For The Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal

11 Submitted by on Fri, 04 April 2014, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE held a meeting with all mid and lower-card Superstars to determine who would be entering the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal at Wrestlemania XXX this Sunday. Corporate Kane led the meeting stating, “I know in previous years that battle royals and drafts have been held with some fanfare, but unfortunately, it’s just not in the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Warrior appears in a magic mirror!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 04 April 2014, 02:00
Crapper E-Squared writes: With Warrior going into the Hall of Fame this year, I started to remember his ill-fated WCW run, especially this. In my opinion, I know what the bookers were doing with this angle, but it really failed when the announcers acknowledged his presence in the mirror. So let me see if I’ve got this straight… Hollywood Hogan Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Earthquake defuses Adam Bomb in no time- because there’s no time left on the show!

8 Submitted by on Wed, 02 April 2014, 13:20
From Wrestlemania X, here’s Harvey Wippleman harassing Howard Finkel about his short-lived toupee. What’s that you say? Oh, that’s right… There’s supposed to be a match between Adam Bomb and Earthquake happening? Oh geez.. Um, we don’t really have much time allotted for this match… Okay, fine. We’ll throw ’em out there and let Earthquake squash him in about 35 seconds Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Little Hercules – Because the World Needed The Hulkster in 3D!

30 Submitted by on Tue, 01 April 2014, 19:00
Since day one here at WrestleCrap.com, I’ve known that an integral feature on the site needed to be in-depth reviews of horrible movies starring wrestlers.  Ever since I saw No Holds Barred back in 1989, I was scarred for life, and I wanted others to be equally scarred.  Look back into the archive (cheap plug, it’s only $14.95!!), and you Continue Reading...
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Guest Induction: Shawn Michaels vs. Kurt Angle – If the rasslin’ business ain’t broke, keep fixing it!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 01 April 2014, 00:00
This article comes courtesy of Art0Donnell’s cousin, Rocky Melvin, entertainment reporter for the website of a major cable news outlet. In just a few weeks, it will be time for Wrestlemania, the World Wrestling Federation’s biggest smackdown of the year. Laugh if you will, but wrestling can be big business, drawing tens of thousands of loyal fans to see their Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Booker T wants you to have new furniture!

9 Submitted by on Mon, 31 March 2014, 01:26
This is a new commercial for Hilton Furniture & Mattress in Houston, Texas featuring Booker T! You’ve gotta love Booker T’s enthusiasm about approving everyone for credit to buy furniture! Say it with me, Crappers- “Let ’em have it!”. Bonus points for the completely random, non-sequeter shot of Boooker putting poor Hilton in a torture rack (?) at the end for Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrapMania LIVE From Atlantic City, NJ, March 30, 2014!

13 Submitted by on Sun, 30 March 2014, 15:12
GM: Welcome to the spacious Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in historic Atlantic City! Welcome everyone to WrestleCrapMania! GM: Hello everybody, I’m Gorilla Monsoon, joined in the broadcast position by Jesse “The Body” Ventura, and Jess, is the roof going to blow off of this resort or what?! JV: This is what we’ve been waiting to see for weeks and Continue Reading...
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