Brock Lesnar Goes Sonic Boom!

You’ve got to see this one!

Who is this you ask?

Just Scott Hall & Kevin Nash’s toughest opponent ever!

NEW INDUCTION!

What has Michael “P.S.” Hayes so spooked?

It’s the future, baby!

Read about the disappearing Freebird in Headlies!

89 Seconds That Tell You All You Need to Know About TNA

Jeff Hardy vs. Sting is Finally Here

New Induction!

Who will be crowned “King Of The Geeks, Nerds, and Poindexters”?

Find out in a new Headlie!

New Induction! Tough Enough 2011! Bad show… but great induction! GET TO CLICKIN’!

Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • KANE INJURED: Wipes Out Surfing on Hawaiian Vacation While Wearing Tiki Idol Necklace
  • GFW Invades TNA Following Refusals by ROH, CZW, XPW, FMW, and The Greater Akron Soap Box Derby Enthusiasts
  • Jeff Jarrett Returns to TNA; Can Puppet the Trash Can Midget and Lollipop Be Far Behind?
  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
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It Came From YouTube: Wrestlicious (baby!) trailer

21 Submitted by on Tue, 26 November 2013, 00:00
Some guy won the lottery and instead of doing something noble or charitable decided to use that money to start up a woman’s wrestling promotion (so yes, Someone Bought This) complete with Jimmy Hart as an on-screen character. If you were trying to make me hate your lame vanity woman’s wrestling promotion, this annoying trailer featuring a lousy song, shoe-horned Continue Reading...
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Induction: Saturday Morning Slam Thanksgiving Pie Eating Contest – Sugar Rush! Sugar Rush! Sugar Crash…

19 Submitted by on Mon, 25 November 2013, 19:30
WWE, 2012 Ok, took me a few weeks to make a hard decision: I’ve decided that going back and reviewing all the Saturday Morning Slams that I missed back before we relaunched the site is a fool’s errand.  It ain’t gonna happen.  The reasons are myriad, but honestly, it’s primarily due to the fact that every report I did was Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Stro (as in “Maestro) is selling boxers and anything else you might want with his picture on it.

3 Submitted by on Mon, 25 November 2013, 02:41
Christmas is just a month away and we here at WrestleCrap have all your Christmas shopping needs taken care! Remember former WCW wrestler The Maestro? Now he’s just The Stro and you can buy your own The Stro boxers. There’s plenty more stuff in The Stro Store in all sorts of different categories including a thong, women’s pajamas, a Teddy Bear, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The greatest DVD cover to ever feature a wrestler

11 Submitted by on Sun, 24 November 2013, 02:24
From the Engrish.com blog (er, make that “brog”) I give you an Asian bootleg compilation DVD featuring The Rock on the cover which they decided to call.. well, you see it up there! What; did Vince Russo move to China and start making up bootleg DVD titles or something?! I hope this title doesn’t give those porn parody movie producers any ideas… Be Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The complete Brawl For All boxing tournament.

23 Submitted by on Sat, 23 November 2013, 18:27
This is your chance to watch the complete Brawl For All boxing tournament from the “exciting” start to the stunning finish where Butterbean nearly knocks poor Bart Gunn’s head off. Yes, I know that when I tune into a wrestling show, the very first thing I want to see is boxing! (Seriously, if you can sit through this whole thing Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Here’s your chance to punch Hulk Hogan right in the face!

15 Submitted by on Fri, 22 November 2013, 16:39
Have you ever wanted to punch Hulk Hogan right in his stupid face? Sure, we all have! Now you have your chance with this TNA Hulk Hogan bop bag! Pretend you’re Randy Savage circa 1989 and beat Hulk Hogan into a pulp in a jealous rage when you have paranoid delusions about him stealing “your” Miss Elizabeth! Or you could Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Builds On The Success Of The Wheel Of Dixie, Deploys More Carnival Games

13 Submitted by on Fri, 22 November 2013, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Spurred by success of the Wheel of Dixie, TNA has decided to use more traditional carnival games during episodes of Impact. During a press conference at Universal Studio’s Soundstage 10 Annex Room B, TNA President Dixie Carter explained the company’s amusement game expansion. “Whether it’s used to decide what kind of tournament match Samoa Joe will have Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Yokozuna speaks! Fans instantly stop caring about him. Poor Yokozuna.

17 Submitted by on Fri, 22 November 2013, 00:06
After 4 years as a mostly silent monster heel (the most he’d said up until now was “YOSH!” and of course “BANZAI!”), Yokozuna finally speaks up at In Your House 6 in 1996 about how Jim Cornette had been mistreating him, and immediately becomes a good guy. And he speaks perfect English much to the audience’s surprise and confusion. Man, Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 22!

5 Submitted by on Thu, 21 November 2013, 23:20
RD and Blade Return to Answer All Your Questions (Not Really), Including Is Dick Woerhle Still Alive and Is Betty Crocker An Actual Person (Really).  Plus a special Black Friday sale that our listeners will hear about first! Join the insanity by clicking, oh yes, rightchere!  ...
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Induction: The HLA Match – As believable as Mrs. Doubtfire, and almost as sexy!

29 Submitted by on Thu, 21 November 2013, 21:00
WWE, 2002 September of 2002 was without a doubt the gayest month in WWE history. It seemed that every show that aired that month was designed to make viewers say out loud, “This is so gay!” Gay, that is, meaning literally homosexual. If we here at Wrestlecrap wanted to express that something was being embarrassingly stupid, we wouldn’t stoop so Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mean Gene Okerlund has sticky goo on his hand! Do we want to know how that happened?!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 20 November 2013, 23:18
Right smack dab in the middle of his feud with The Ultimate Warrior, Papa Shango decides to put a voodoo curse on Mean Gene Oklerlund that causes mysterious black goo to pour out of his sleeve and onto his hand- I was half expecting Jed Clampett to show up “shootin’ at some crude. Oil, that is! Black gold! Texas tea!”. He Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WCW Backstage Assault- one of the worst wrestling video games of all time.

23 Submitted by on Mon, 18 November 2013, 04:06
This is Joe Gagne’s review of WCW Backstage Assault for the Sony Playstation (it was also released for the Nintendo 64). A WCW wrestling game that takes places entirely backstage… so there’s no actual ring for you to wrestle in in this wrestling game. Brilliant! Check out the oddball roster choices Joe helpfully outlines for us. If you ever wanted Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie is completely useless.

17 Submitted by on Sun, 17 November 2013, 02:48
Now is your chance to own this Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie! It comes complete with “Stone Cold” logo, “Whoop-Ass 101″ (I hear Nathaniel did surprisingly well in that class), and for reasons that escape me; random dots in case Pac-Man comes around and wants a light snack. Let’s take a closer look… What I really want to know is Continue Reading...
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Coming Thanksgiving Night, November 28: The WrestleCrap Survivor Series!

65 Submitted by on Fri, 15 November 2013, 16:10
(Assistance with graphics provided by the wonderful and talented Catherine Perez) This Thanksgiving, after you’ve split the wishbone, settle in with the family and check out the superstars of WrestleCrap in a traditional Survivor Series event! Teams of four enter the squared circle, and battle it out in the ultimate test of survival! The WWE gimmick department comes under fire Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Corporate Kane’s First Day At The Office

18 Submitted by on Fri, 15 November 2013, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Corporate Kane spent the first day as WWE’s new Director of Operations getting acclimated to working in the corporate world of professional wrestling. Formerly known as The Big Red Monster, Kane woke at 6:30am to prepare for his first day at Titan Towers. After a quick shower and shave, Kane put on his freshly-pressed Jos A. Bank Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Wheel Of Dixie

12 Submitted by on Thu, 14 November 2013, 21:24
“Wheel of Dixie, turn turn turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!”. “Lesson #27: Dixie shouldn’t be allowed to do these promos because she has all the personality and acting skills of Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s 2×4″. (With sincere apologies to Yakko, Wakko and Dot)....
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