The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • WWE Creative Dubs J&J Security, Big Show, Kane, Rollins and Orton "THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BRIEFCASE"
  • Brock Lesnar Shows Up at UFC, Throws WWE Belt in Trash; Announces "I'm Coming to Where the Big Boys Play!"
  • Lesnar Storms Out Backstage at Raw: "REALLY Ticked He Hasn't Got That Bacon Velveeta Patty Melt" Notes Source.
  • Randy Orton Returns at FastLane, Runs Wild with Chinlocks
  • Samoa Joe Leaves TNA. Yes He Was Still There, and Yes TNA Still Exists.
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Saturday Morning Slam August 25, 2012

7 Submitted by on Fri, 20 September 2013, 12:00
  It’s been too long. It’s been too long since I’ve seen a new edition of Saturday Morning Slam, and it’s been too long since I’ve written anything of substance for this here site.  Now just so no one thinks that I am just some lazy slug, allow me to explain that I’ve been spending the last few months working Continue Reading...
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Induction: Vince McMahon, WWF champion: The Two-Vince Ego Trip

63 Submitted by on Thu, 19 September 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1999 If you’ve read enough inductions on this site, you will by now have figured out that the Attitude Era wasn’t the golden age of cool angles, awesome wrestling, and mature content that many fans seem to think it was when complaining about WWE’s recent “PG Era.” At least not if you take the word, “mature” literally. You’ve probably Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Brown Haired Trish” as sung by Blade Braxton

3 Submitted by on Wed, 18 September 2013, 00:00
From the September 18th, 2009 edition of WrestleCrap Radio (yes, four years ago today!) Blade Braxton pays tributes to Trish Stratus and her then-newly reveled natural hair color with this parody of Van Morrison’s “Brown Eyed Girl”. It’s “Brown Haired Trish”! Thanks to… um.. Mr. Brakestown himself for uploading the clip to his own YouTube account, and thanks to Trish for being Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Miz’s Dad Watches Son Get Pummeled, Wins Father of the Year for Not Stopping It

14 Submitted by on Tue, 17 September 2013, 08:00
Cleveland, OH – After watching his son receive vicious beatdown on Raw at the hands of Randy Orton, George Mizanin was awarded the 73rd annual “Father Of The Year” award from the Father’s Day Council. A small ceremony was held at the Cleveland Hilton Conference Room C. Council chairman Dan Orweig was on-hand to present the Miz’s father with a Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Damien Demento invades Square One Television’s Mathnet!

6 Submitted by on Tue, 17 September 2013, 00:00
Crapper Jordan Rapoza sent in this clip to an episode of Square One Television and writes: Square One Television 1990 PBS Mathnet The Case of the masked avenger starring Mondo Kleen aka Damien Demento as Dr. Snooze Here are the credits: I remember watching this show once or twice in school and thinking it was really funny. I still sucked Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “I’m A Dixie Carter Guy” T-shirts Not Selling As Well As Expected

4 Submitted by on Sat, 14 September 2013, 12:00
Nashville, TN – Despite being available for several months online and being sold at every live event, sales of TNA’s “I’m A Dixie Carter Guy” t-shirts have been very disappointing. During a company-wide meeting, sort-of TNA Impact Wrestling president Dixie Carter addressed the situation. “I don’t understand the problem,” said a bewildered Dixie. “We put on a great product every Continue Reading...
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Induction: Sting vs. Rick Steiner: Release the hounds (and whoever spliced this footage together)!

14 Submitted by on Thu, 12 September 2013, 20:00
WCW, 1999 Live wrestling audiences tend not appreciate pre-taped matches. Believe it or not, people who pay money to see matches in person hate it when they are subjected to fight sequences in remote locations that they don’t get to see first-hand. Whether it be the King of the Road match, the Hollywood Backlot Brawl (note to self: induct the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Twitter Personality Jim Ross Retires

9 Submitted by on Wed, 11 September 2013, 16:19
  Norman, OK – Internet personality Jim Ross announced Wednesday that, after a long and extensive run in the business of tweeting, he will be retiring from Twitter, effective immediately. Ross, 61, has become known among the younger generation as an ardent user of the social media site Twitter. Ross, known to fans as, “Good Ol’ JR”, mostly for the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Four Horseman shill for Vitamins

5 Submitted by on Wed, 11 September 2013, 00:00
The Four Horseman reveal the amazing secret to their great wrestling ability… VITAMINS! And you could buy them by mail order! Or you could just go to your local grocery store and get the exact same thing for much less money and take it home with you right away. But then they wouldn’t have that awesome Four Horseman logo on them....
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Someone Bought This: You can have lunch with WrestleCrap inductee King Mabel!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 10 September 2013, 20:14
How would you like to have lunch with King Mabel/Viscera/Big Daddy V? Well, you can if you’ll be in Massachusetts on Saturday, September 21st! Click here for all the details. That opportunity seems well worth the asking price to me! It would be really cool to get to talk to him for awhile. I wonder if he likes anchovies on Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Miss Marietta Lively To Debut On Monday Night Raw

10 Submitted by on Mon, 09 September 2013, 08:00
Toronto, ON – Miss Marietta Lively, a new female wrestler, will make her in ring debut tonight at Monday Night Raw. “The WWE is proud to have Miss Marietta Lively on our roster, especially after the firing of Cody Rhodes last week,” said Triple H. “You know, I don’t actually know all that much about her. As Executive Vice President Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Zombie and Playboy vs. Crazy guy and Egomaniac- Next, on Saturday Night’s Main Event! (Or not).

12 Submitted by on Sat, 07 September 2013, 00:00
Crapper Drew Bludd (Oh! I get it!) writes: I don’t know if this is ICFYT worthy or not but I have no memory of this at all! It’s so strange to see Piper and Hogan side-by-side cutting a promo. I mean, early 1980s WWF and 2000s WCW had so much Hogan vs Piper I forgot that for a spell in Continue Reading...
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Induction: Mark Henry, sex addict: Mark finds a way to spend even more time on the couch.

52 Submitted by on Thu, 05 September 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1999 We’ll all remember Mark Henry’s faux-retirement speech for a long time. With tears in his eyes, the World’s Strongest Man cut an emotional promo dedicated to his friends and family, only to blindside John Cena and goad him into a title shot. This wasn’t the first time that Mark had bared his soul to the public, however, as Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Paul Heyman knows a woman’s place- in the kitchen!

6 Submitted by on Wed, 04 September 2013, 23:05
Scott Keith just posted this clip on his blog and it was too awesome not to share with you Crappers. At Halloween Havoc 1992 Paul E. Dangeorusly (yes, that’s Paul Heyman with a lot more hair and a lot less weight) speaks his mind about women. It’s such a great example of how to be a slimy, scumbag heel that I had Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Sabu destroys Disco Inferno in WCW

9 Submitted by on Wed, 04 September 2013, 14:54
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: an extreme, kinda, death of Disco (or a future Wrestlecrap induction known as “Sabu: WCW’s extreme booboo”) For those who don’t know, Sabu had a very brief stint in WCW from September to November 1995. In fact, this was his last match in WCW before he returned to ECW. WCW apparently had no idea what to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Tax Tips With Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S)

6 Submitted by on Wed, 04 September 2013, 00:00
Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S) brings us ten helpful Tax Tips(™) from a Coliseum Home Video release. Is he really that much of a heel if he’s trying to be helpful? Mike Routunda was just fantastic in this role, even if the gimmick was kind of dumb. Apparently Vince got audited one year by (the real) I.R.S and this was his petty and Continue Reading...
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