Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

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The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

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“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

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Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

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Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

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The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

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You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

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Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

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Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

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Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

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It Came From YouTube: Tank Abbott beats up Mark Madden and terrifies us all in the process

10 Submitted by on Wed, 06 November 2013, 01:10
Q: What’s worse than hearing talentless unfunny hack Mark Madden on commentary when watching WCW Monday Nitro? A: Seeing him half-naked after Tank Abbott inexplicably beats him up and strips off his shirt! Eww… Thanks a lot, WCW! The problem with trying to get Tank over as a heel doing this is that nobody watching WCW particularly cared about Mark Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Creatures Of The Night have gifts for The Undertaker

11 Submitted by on Tue, 05 November 2013, 20:56
During The Undertaker’s forgettable epic feud with Kama in 1995 over his stolen urn (which Kama had melted down in a chain), two mysterious gothic Undertaker fans would appear at ringside with gifts for The Undertaker including a black wreath. They must have bought the gifts from the Bed, Goth, And Beyond catalog. These gifts apparently gave The Undertaker special Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The most exciting Eric Bishoff footage you’ll ever see

12 Submitted by on Tue, 05 November 2013, 12:28
The specifics of the storyline here escape my fragile memory, but Eric Bischoff was forced to do menial grunt work under kayfabe WCW President Ric Flair, including putting up the WCW Monday Nitro ring. Yes, they actually spent time showing this on Nitro instead of.. you know… showing wrestlers wrestling. Apparently; somebody thought that Flair making Bischoff his plaything, and Continue Reading...
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WWE2K14 Presents: 30 Years of WrestleCrap, Part I!

31 Submitted by on Mon, 04 November 2013, 12:27
Much of the hype surrounding the release of WWE2K14 has been the “30 Years of WrestleMania” mode, in which the player recreates historic matches and moments from the annals of WWE’s grandest stage. Here at WrestleCrap, we’re more than happy to put our own spin on the game, and offer an alternative. What if you could reenact the worst of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross turns into Angry Jim!

12 Submitted by on Sun, 03 November 2013, 02:21
From the March 1st, 1999 episode of Monday Night Raw, Jim Ross turns into Angry Jim right before our eyes as he turns heel for the second time and sics Dr. Death Steve Williams on poor Bart Gunn. At least this was better than his first heel turn back in 1996 when he brought the fake Razor and Diesel in…...
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It Came From YouTube: A Barry Horowitz TitanTron video? You’d better believe it, buddy.

7 Submitted by on Sun, 03 November 2013, 00:29
When veteran jobber and all-around quality wrestler Barry Horowitz got his own t-shirt and push in 1995, he also got his own theme music to go along with it. His theme music was the traditional Jewish song Hava Nagila because… well, Barry is Jewish and I guess they decided to emphasize that with his theme music for some reason. It’s a pretty Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you ever wanted to pretend you’re Outback Jack, you’ve got your chance with this LJN figure!

9 Submitted by on Sat, 02 November 2013, 23:56
I found this Outback Jack LJN figure on Figure Realm and I’m just amazed that Outback Jack of all people got his own figure. Someone bought this?! I’m sad that he didn’t come with a little can of shaving cream, a knife, a toy stuffed kangaroo, and some rope so you could re-enact his vignette. ...
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It Came From YouTube: Sensational Sherri attempts to seduce The Ultimate Warrior

13 Submitted by on Sat, 02 November 2013, 23:19
At the 1991 Royal Rumble Sensational Sherri tries to seduce (?!) The Ultimate Warrior into giving her man Randy Savage a title shot. I wish he’d actually reacted positively to her advances. Then we could’ve had a series of Sherri/Warrior date vignettes. How WrestleCraptastic would that have been? Oh well. The Warrior’s reaction to Sherri’s pleading and flirting is pretty Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bobby Heenan trains Rick Rude to prepare for The Ultimate Warrior

9 Submitted by on Sat, 02 November 2013, 22:59
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan helps Rick Rude train for his match against The Ultimate Warrior at SummreSlam ’90. A few things here… 1. This is one of the only times I can think of where Bobby Heenan really did much of anything to actually help one of his wrestlers he was managing. 2. I didn’t think anyone climbed ropes at Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mike Tenay serves up some piping hot Voodoo Chili on commentary

10 Submitted by on Fri, 01 November 2013, 22:11
I know… “Voodoo Chili?” you’re asking yourself. “What in the name of Stubby is Mike Tenay talking about?!”. Well, let me see if I can explain what Mike meant. Let’s get some facts straight: 1. Hollywood Hogan’s theme song at the time was “Voodoo Child (Slight Return)” by The Jimi Hendrix Experience. It’s the last song on their album “Electric Ladyland”. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Very Interested In Signing Backyard Wrestler

20 Submitted by on Fri, 01 November 2013, 08:00
Wilmington, DE- Backyard wrestler and current Xtreme Backyard Wrestling Alliance World Champion Mike Stab was shocked to learn that the WWE wanted to offer him a contract. Following his “Barbed-Wire, Fireworks, and Dog Doo” match with Slash Hackenschmidt, “The Master Of Darkness” Damian Devil, and Mark Boner at the XBWA’s 1st annual “Murda N’ Mayhem” Tournament, Stab relaxed behind the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Roddy Piper’s Halloween safety tips (Or: “Watch out for Idiots Driving Cars”).

3 Submitted by on Thu, 31 October 2013, 22:04
I just couldn’t let this year’s Halloween pass without posting these timeless and practical Halloween safety tips from ol’ Hot Rod! Plus, hear our own Blade Braxton interview Roddy and get some new and exclusive tips just for you, our loyal Crappers! A true piece of WrestleCrap Radio history if ever there ever was one. BONUS! Blade Braxton sings “Idiots Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Haunting of Roddy Piper: Adrian’s Revenge

27 Submitted by on Thu, 31 October 2013, 20:00
Biography channel, 2013 A lot of wrestlers have “personal demons,” and Roddy Piper is no exception. In the rowdy Scot’s case, though, they’re not the kind of demons you can get arrested for if the cops pull you over and find them in your car. No, these are bona fide ghosts, and if you don’t believe me, just ask professional Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WCW gives us KISS, and KISS gives us The KISS Demon!

10 Submitted by on Thu, 31 October 2013, 14:10
From the August 23rd, 1999 episode of WCW Monday Nitro, KISS performs lip-syncs (I suppose they’re cartoony an theatrical enough that somebody thought they’d fit in on a wrestling show) and reveals The Kiss Demon! AKA The Demon AKA Brian Adams (AKA: Demolition Crush, AKA: Kona Crush) in KISS makeup. The role was soon taken over by Dale Torborg. I’m just Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross brings the funny in a Music Geeks interview.

7 Submitted by on Thu, 31 October 2013, 12:03
Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: J.R. sits down for an interview with Music Geeks….and for 8 minutes proceeds to make me laugh from top to bottom. Not only is he jabbing the interviewer rather subtly, but the snark and dry wit is off the page. You’d swear that as soon as he was forced into retirement due to his love of Continue Reading...
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Induction: 2011 Halloween Divas Battle Royal – AJ Gives Nerds The World Over a Geekality!

38 Submitted by on Thu, 31 October 2013, 09:30
2011 I am pretty sure if I decided to make it a Halloween tradition to induct every stupid Divas costume gimmick match, I’d have material until the end of time.  I mean, really, they have these things every year, right? But 2011 was different. Muppet-tastically different. Ah yes, the glory days of the infamous guest host era of Raw.  What Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: After-show Raw hi jinx from Steve Austin and Chris Jericho!

3 Submitted by on Thu, 31 October 2013, 05:22
Crapper Christian Grimmett (that would make for a really great wrestling name!) writes: What we have here is a segment from August of 2003 that took place after RAW went off the air for the night. This was included in Chris Jericho’s DVD. It’s a heartfelt bonding(?) moment between Jericho and Steve Austin. They really have fun with it, and Continue Reading...
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