Sable loves the water.

And real estate.

Get all the dirt on Sable (and watch her wash it off) in our newest induction!

What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • TNA Welcomes Kcabyr (that's Ryback spelled backwards) To Their Roster
  • Undertaker Drafted to WB Kids; "Looking Forward to Tagging With Scooby Doo," Deadman Notes
  • "Local Competitor" Already More Likeable Than Randy Orton
  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: A ripoff rips off something and rips off something else in the process!

5 Submitted by on Sat, 21 June 2014, 00:12
I found this Power Man thing (is it a towel? A flag? A banner?) on the awesome Knockoffs And Bootlegs Tumblr. Oh sure, some might say it’s just a lousy Spider-Man knockoff, but we know better, Crappers! With that banana yellow costume, it’s obviously really a knockoff of WCW’s crime-fighting, web-slinging do-gooder superhero Arachnaman! You may know him better as mild-mannered Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Mourns The Loss Of JTG

5 Submitted by on Fri, 20 June 2014, 08:00
Columbus, OH – WWE dedicated this week’s edition of Friday Night Smackdown in Columbus, Ohio to the memory of former WWE Superstar JTG. A number of wrestlers were released last week in an event many have dubbed “Black Thursday”. While some of the releasing were expected, the loss of JTG hit many by surprise. A candlelight memorial was held in JTG’s Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ric Flair autographed South Carolina lottery t-shirt and voided lottery tickets

8 Submitted by on Fri, 20 June 2014, 02:00
If you poke around Ric Flair’s official website, you’ll see he has an online store where you can buy all kinds of Ric Flair stuff like a $30,000 customized robe (!), and also this t-shirt promoting Ric Flair South Carolina lottery tickets!  And look, you can get it autographed for an additional $30!  But wait! There’s more! You can also buy Continue Reading...
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Induction: Kane vs. Edge – Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twenty times, shame on me.

27 Submitted by on Thu, 19 June 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2010 Glen Jacobs has spent most of his wrestling career as a guinea pig for the writers’ most idiotic ideas. First, there was his stint in Smoky Mountain Wrestling with a name based on terrorist Ted “Unabomber” Kaczynski (albeit before he was identified and caught… and while he was still blowing people up). Then, there were his runs in Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: The Messengers of the Black Scorpion

6 Submitted by on Thu, 19 June 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: Somebody had to tell the history of all the jobbers that worked under the hood during the Scorpion angle. MIght as well be Scorpy’s biggest fan. It’s hard to believe it’s been fifteen years since the debut of my all-time favorite wrestler ever – and my idol – the Black Scorpion. Ahhhh, seems like it was only Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Chris Warren Band ruins “America The Beautiful”

11 Submitted by on Wed, 18 June 2014, 20:26
In the Man Mountain Rock induction, R.D wrote that Man Mountain Rock played… …what may be the worst rendition of the national anthem I’ve ever heard… Crapper Autrach Sejanoz replied in the Comments saying… Trust me, it’s miles better than the DX Band’s rendition of American The Beautiful at Wrestlemania XIV. Only time I’ve ever heard a crowd boo that Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Man Mountain Rock: To Quote Gorilla Monsoon, Whatapaloozer!

12 Submitted by on Wed, 18 June 2014, 15:00
WWF, 1995 Text by RD Reynolds So I was in the Craphole this week (that being the fantastic new official WrestleCrap message forum, join today won’t you?) and came across a thread entitled “When/how did you first find the site?” It was pretty interesting reading how WrestleCrap first entered folks’ lives, and of course I couldn’t help myself but to note that I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Power Rangers will save us from the evil monster army!

6 Submitted by on Wed, 18 June 2014, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: From the much missed Japanese Wrestling Promotion Hustle, a stable of Super Sentai/Power Ranger themed wrestlers take on a swarm of monsters including a terrifying clown. I never watched Mighty Morpin’ Power Rangers… and this isn’t exactly a great match, but it sure is a lot of fun to watch! Japanese wrestling promotions sure know how Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Chyna’s book bloated full of bitterness and bitching

20 Submitted by on Tue, 17 June 2014, 02:00
I know R.D already featured Chyna’s autobiography “If They Only Knew” as an induction years ago on the old site (the induction is well worth reading!) but I just had to bring it up again. Think about this for a minute… Somebody decided to let Chyna write a book. May I ask why? It’s selling new for under $3, and used for Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Don’t gamble with Jake “The Snake” Roberts!

5 Submitted by on Mon, 16 June 2014, 16:33
This is Jake Roberts’ infamous falling-down drunk “You’ve got 21? I’ve got 22!” promo from the 1999 Heroes Of Wrestling show (which is one of my favorite inductions ever). At first I thought this was pretty funny because of how downright incoherent it is, but… man, it’s just really kind of sad and pathetic. The interviewer looks pretty freaked-out with Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: ECW action figures commercial for kids?

15 Submitted by on Mon, 16 June 2014, 15:00
Crapper The Wedge writes: This is The Wedge, formerly Cactus Mac on the Craphole boards. I loved ECW and their merchandise, but I had mixed feelings when I first saw a commercial for action figures. Obviously they couldn’t be trying to sell them for kids, and judging by this commercial I doubt it was for collectors. Sorry but the audio Continue Reading...
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Legends’ House Episode 9: Farewell My Friends

29 Submitted by on Sun, 15 June 2014, 15:34
  Didn’t think I would make it, but here we are, on the ‘series finale’ of Legends’ House.  The most amazing part of this trek? It says that this is only episode 9.  NINE!  Each of those shows have been less than an hour. It’s felt like over 100. But hey, instead of making it feel even longer, let’s just Continue Reading...
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