Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

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Coming Thanksgiving Night, November 28: The WrestleCrap Survivor Series!

65 Submitted by on Fri, 15 November 2013, 16:10
(Assistance with graphics provided by the wonderful and talented Catherine Perez) This Thanksgiving, after you’ve split the wishbone, settle in with the family and check out the superstars of WrestleCrap in a traditional Survivor Series event! Teams of four enter the squared circle, and battle it out in the ultimate test of survival! The WWE gimmick department comes under fire Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Corporate Kane’s First Day At The Office

18 Submitted by on Fri, 15 November 2013, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Corporate Kane spent the first day as WWE’s new Director of Operations getting acclimated to working in the corporate world of professional wrestling. Formerly known as The Big Red Monster, Kane woke at 6:30am to prepare for his first day at Titan Towers. After a quick shower and shave, Kane put on his freshly-pressed Jos A. Bank Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Wheel Of Dixie

12 Submitted by on Thu, 14 November 2013, 21:24
“Wheel of Dixie, turn turn turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!”. “Lesson #27: Dixie shouldn’t be allowed to do these promos because she has all the personality and acting skills of Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s 2×4″. (With sincere apologies to Yakko, Wakko and Dot)....
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Induction Special: The Commitment Ceremony Revisited- I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Billy

30 Submitted by on Thu, 14 November 2013, 21:00
WWE, 2002 As part of a three-part induction special, I have decided to revisit the Billy & Chuck wedding, which bridges the gap between last week’s HLA induction and next week’s induction of the HLA match. The original induction of Billy & Chuck’s commitment ceremony is available rightchere for Crappers with access to the Archives. Have you heard of the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Buff Bagwell vs. Booker T on Raw. Enough said.

31 Submitted by on Thu, 14 November 2013, 09:57
Here’s Booker T. Vs. Buff Bagwell for the WCW Championship from the July 2nd, 2001 episode of Monday Night Raw. Some say this is the match that killed any chances of WCW being a separate brand after WWE bought WCW. Some say there was no chance of that ever happening, anyway. But I think everyone can agree on one thing… Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Thunder video game for the Sony Playstation

35 Submitted by on Wed, 13 November 2013, 00:00
“WCW Thunder” was released for the Sony Playstation in 1998. It is widely considered one of the worst wrestling games of all time. Its only notable feature are the rants the wrestlers give on the wrestler selection screen: Here’s Joe Gagne’s review of it that sums up the problems nicely. Did any of you Crappers own or play this game? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling cartoon episode

6 Submitted by on Tue, 12 November 2013, 00:00
Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling was a cartoon that aired for two seasons from 1985 to 1987 on CBS. It featured many WWF Superstars of the era including Hulk Hogan himself. None of the wrestlers provided their own voices for the animated segments and they sound nothing like the actual wrestlers. Well, “Hulk Hogan” sounds a little like him, I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Rock challenges a former WrestleCrap contributor

2 Submitted by on Mon, 11 November 2013, 09:15
From Winter of 1997, The Rock challenges former WrestleCrap contributor Bill Apter (oh yeah, and I guess you’d know him for his work on Pro Wrestling Illustrated magazine and on 1Wrestling.com…) for Bill’s Office Championship belt. Pfft! Oh, please. Sure, The Rock will trash talk Bill who isn’t a wrestler, but he’d never be brave enough to challenge a couple of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Ted DiBiase has The Undertaker… or does he?

7 Submitted by on Sun, 10 November 2013, 02:41
Ted DiBiase introduces The (fake) Undertaker on Shawn Michaels’ Heartbreak Hotel complete with overdubbed voice provided by the (real) Undertaker. As dumb as this whole Undertaker vs. Undertaker angle was, you have to admit that Brian Lee worked really hard to get The Undertaker’s mannerisms and move set down. And how can you not love Shawn’s Heartbreak Hotel interview set?...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Right Guard print ad

9 Submitted by on Fri, 08 November 2013, 16:41
We’ve covered Hulk’s Right Guard commercial before but now you can own this print ad for the deodorant that probably ran in WWF Magazines in 1992. The Amazon listing says it’s a “Unique Gift”. Indeed it is! Why not buy it for yourself or a fellow wrestling fan and help support WrestleCrap in the process? You could even frame it and hang it Continue Reading...
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WWE2K14 Presents: 30 Years of WrestleCrap, Part III!

19 Submitted by on Fri, 08 November 2013, 12:24
Previous installments Part I (I-X) Part II (XI-XX) WRESTLEMANIA XXI -Looser Than a Louisiana Ring Rat Challenge: Rey Mysterio’s mask was designed for somebody with a cranium three sizes larger than his. This was apparent when he had to slow down several times during his opener with Eddie Guerrero to adjust his trademark hood. The halts ruined what could have Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Low Attendance Reported For Vader’s “White Castle Of Fear” Halloween Party

11 Submitted by on Fri, 08 November 2013, 08:00
Somewhere in the Rocky Mountains, CO – Last week, former WCW and WWE star Big Van Vader hosted his annual Halloween party at his White Castle of Fear. Unfortunately, the turnout was much lower than he had expected. “I don’t understand it,” barked Vader. “I must’ve sent out like a hundred of these invitations and there’s only a handful of Continue Reading...
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Induction: HLA – 2 Girls, 1 Cup… of Crap! Uh, Wrestlecrap.

67 Submitted by on Thu, 07 November 2013, 20:00
WWE, 2002 WWE is no stranger to publicity stunts. Whether it be the “sale” of Raw to Donald Trump, the “Battle of the Billionaires,” or basically any angle involving Donald Trump, Vince McMahon has been known to make desperate grabs for mainstream media attention, typically at the expense of regular viewers who watch his programming in spite of (and not Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Tremble in fear at martial arts master “Judo” Joe!

16 Submitted by on Thu, 07 November 2013, 05:19
I was reading one of Brian Bayless’ excellent recaps of an old episode of WWF Championship Wrestling on Scott Keith’s blog and one of the matches from this particular episode featured some guy I had never heard of before- “Judo” Joe Black! Since Brian helpfully linked to video of the match, I had to re-post it here. “Judo” Joe is Continue Reading...
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WWE2K14 Presents: 30 Years of WrestleCrap, Part II!

25 Submitted by on Wed, 06 November 2013, 13:59
Missed Part I? Check it out rightchere! WRESTLEMANIA XI -Checkmate, Plebian Challenge: As Mr. Bob Backlund, play Jonathan Taylor Thomas in a game of chess before your anticlimatic I Quit match with Bret Hart. Remind yourself that, other than a series of four star matches involving Hart and Shawn Michaels, and the debut of Goldust, this is as compelling as Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Rob Bartlett is the King of Schlock And Roll on an early episode of Monday Night Raw

6 Submitted by on Wed, 06 November 2013, 09:19
Infamous early Raw announcer and funny man Rob Bartlett (he really is funny- just not on this show) decided to dress up like Elvis Presley on the March 1st, 1993 episode of Monday Night Raw. Why? Because it’s wacky, that’s why! He proceeds to eat on camera a lot (because Elvis over-ate and got fat, you see…), and later gets pied by Doink The Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF Beauty Pageant Super Bowl ad

3 Submitted by on Wed, 06 November 2013, 06:21
From Super Bowl XXXIV in 2000, here’s a WWF ad featuring… Beauty Pageant contestants. Beauty Pageant contestants who start randomly wrestling each other. Because… um… ATTITUDE! That’s why! YEAH!!! (No, I don’t “get it” either). When asked for comment on this commercial, Stubby said “Those girls having missing teeth is great!” he exclaimed with a wink, but without further explanation....
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