Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

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Headlies: Fan Already Upset Over The Outcome Of The Cena-Orton Match

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Topeka, KS – During 6th period lunch, lifetime wrestling fan Jayden Griswald let everyone within earshot know that he already hated how the John Cena-Randy Orton was going to end. This was despite the fact that the TLC Pay-Per-View was not occurring for a few more days. “They have no idea what they’re doing,” said the C minus-average high school Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Merry Kissmas from Mickie James! Get your Mickie-kissed ornament today!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 13 December 2013, 02:00
Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: Not sure if this is an “It Came from Youtube” or a “Someone Bought This”, but I know a certain hobo…or a masked wrestler…..or a dummy….who could enjoy this for Christmas: Oh wow, she kisses them?! Blade will be all over this like green on The Grinch! Get yours now in the Mickie James Store!...
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It Came From YouTube: The Christmas Creature is here! Be afraid (or giggle- whatever…).

7 Submitted by on Thu, 12 December 2013, 12:27
Crapper Paul S. writes: One of the many Wrestlecrap worthy moments from the career of Glen Jacobs here’s his USWA debut in grand Memphicrap style. Yes it’s the one and only Christmas Creature! I just love that someone saw him in that outfit and said “Yes. That is good enough to put on television”. He looks like a reject from Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Men On A Mission bring you The WrestleFest ’94 rap- it’s more hardcore than Ice Cube and Eminem combined!

5 Submitted by on Sun, 08 December 2013, 02:58
Oscar gives us the WrestleFest ’94 rap! I might like this a little better if I could understand more than about 10% of the words Oscar is rapping. Still, the crowd sure seems to be having fun… And where else are you going to find a rap that’s a virtual Who’s Who of WrestleCrap inductees?!...
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Headlies: ‘Voices’ In Randy Orton’s Head Revealed To Be A Green Alien Named Gazoo

19 Submitted by on Fri, 06 December 2013, 08:00
Oklahoma City, OK – During a backstage segment with Renee Young, the supposed “voices” inside WWE Champion Randy Orton’s head were actually revealed to be a little green alien named Gazoo. In the middle of one of his patented slow-motion promos, Randy Orton paused for a long time. While not atypical for a speech given by the Apex Predator, the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Let’s catch some WWF action at the 1986 Michigan State Fair

15 Submitted by on Fri, 06 December 2013, 02:02
A couple of news reports on the WWF event at the Michigan State Fair in 1986. I don’t think you’d see WWE running any State Fairs these days. I love the interviews with the fans. I believe these people would be classified as “Humanoids” by Bobby Heenan. For those wondering, the full card courtesy of The History Of WWE was: Continue Reading...
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Induction: Master P and the No Limit Soldiers – Rap is Wrestlecrap

59 Submitted by on Thu, 05 December 2013, 20:00
WCW, 1999 In the summer of 1999, facing lagging ratings, WCW attempted to stay relevant by reaching out to the music industry. Before bringing in KISS and Megadeth to perform live on Nitro, Bischoff and company tried their hand at cross-promotion with hip-hop. Of course, “cross-promotion” was more or less a code word for “we’ll pay you money to hog Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Raw video game Strategies and Secrets with Todd Pettengill and WWF Superstars!

4 Submitted by on Tue, 03 December 2013, 02:18
Todd Pettengill is here with tips and secrets for the WWF Raw video game for the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo. And there are some early clips from the first year or so of Monday Night Raw that are pretty cool. Some are memorable, others… not so much. But that’s not all! Some WWF Superstars have some secret tips, too! Continue Reading...
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Jameson Answers…..The Count of 10!

13 Submitted by on Sun, 01 December 2013, 12:07
Here at the WrestleCrap Count of 10, a series of ten questions are posed to a wrestling personality, past or present.   In this edition, WrestleCrap is honored to interview the man behind one of our own inductees. Improvisational actor John DiGiacomo first surfaced in World Wrestling Entertainment in the late 1980s as Jameson Winger, a socially-inept geek who became Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Goldberg’s music is great! Let’s change it to a Megadeth song.

23 Submitted by on Sun, 01 December 2013, 02:40
One of WCW’s brilliant ideas was to replace Goldberg’s famous orchestral theme music with a crappy Megadeth song to promote the WCW Mayhem album. His original music combined with his entrance and the sparks was a great deal of what got him over in the first place. Besides, who in 1999 gave a crap about Megadeth? Boy, WCW really had Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The biggest WCW fan in the early 90’s has all the WCW merchandise!

8 Submitted by on Sun, 01 December 2013, 00:59
“It’s EXCELLENT!”. This kid must’ve bought everything they offered in the catalog. Who does he think he is, Nathaniel? I like that they sell “It Ain’t No Kid Stuff!” stickers as they also sell kids merchandise like toy belts and plastic megaphone toys. I kind of like that “Neon Sting” clock. Very early-90’s…...
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On December 21, WrestleCrap Presents…..Saturday Night’s Meme Event!

10 Submitted by on Sat, 30 November 2013, 15:04
  In just three short weeks, on December 21, 2013, join all the superstars of WrestleCrap in wintry Hartford, CT at the XL Center, for a Christmas gift the whole family can appreciate! It’s the debut of Saturday Night’s Meme Event! After the controversial switcharoo between Midnight Rose and Blade Braxton at Survivor Series, a couple of their opponents are Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S) cuts a heel promo on a dead person

4 Submitted by on Sat, 30 November 2013, 00:00
Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S) cuts a promo chastising a dead person for not paying his burial taxes. Now that’s what I call a heel! This was during his pointless and heatless feud with The Undertaker if you’re wondering why there’s the theme of death going on. Mike Routunda was so great in this role, even if the gimmick was pretty silly....
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Headlies: Vince And Linda McMahon Go Black Friday Shopping

8 Submitted by on Fri, 29 November 2013, 08:00
White Plains, NY – At 4:45am on Friday morning, a stretch limo with the license plate “V1NNY MAC” pulled up to the White Plains Walmart. WWE Chairman Vince McMahon emerged from the limo into the chilly morning air with his wife, former 2-time Republican candidate for U.S. Senate, Linda. “I don’t understand why we’re here,” grumbled a cranky Vince. “We Continue Reading...
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