If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

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  • "Good Storylines That Make Sense And Bring In New Viewers" Goes Undrafted
  • Heath Slater Drafted to Wendy's
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Someone Bought This: I “figure” your taxes are due today.

9 Submitted by on Mon, 18 April 2016, 02:00
Irwin R. Shyster (otherwise known as I.R.S!) would like to remind Crappers that your taxes are due today! In the unlikely event that you get a tax refund, why not spend that money on access to The WrestleCrap Archives? Oh yeah, and also get yourself one of these awesome I.R.S Hasbro action figures if you have any money leftover. What? Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL – The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 90s!

56 Submitted by on Thu, 14 April 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1990s The following confession is probably going to drown me in hate mail, but I was never, ever a fan of the WWF Magazine.  While the magazine was no doubt the best looking wrestling publication until WOW Magazine hit newsstands, it just did nothing for me.  RD Reynolds?  Always an Apter Mag guy.  Give me Pro Wrestling Illustrated, Inside Wrestling, The Wrestler.  I’d Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Please buy some worthless gold from Jeff Jarrett- he needs money!

18 Submitted by on Mon, 11 April 2016, 08:49
Breaking News hot off the NewsTrolla! Jeff Jarrett and Global Force Wrestling now in the multi-level marketing business. Global Force Wrestling owner and former aspiring Country singer Jeff Jarrett has been reduced to shilling for a gold scam/pyramid scheme where you “join Team Jarrett” in what he calls “Global Force Gold”. You buy nearly worthless gold “Karatbars” and then get your Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Doctors Studying Medicinal Benefits of Booty O’s

14 Submitted by on Mon, 11 April 2016, 08:00
Rochester, MN – Several doctors and scientists have been vigorously studying Booty O’s cereal to determine what medicinal effects they may have. Experiments on the official cereal of the WWE tag team champions The New Day began one week ago at the Mayo Clinic. Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods, and Big E hand-delivered 500 boxes of the cereal in exchange for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE and Family Guy- two mediocre things that go bad together!

14 Submitted by on Fri, 08 April 2016, 02:00
“You think that’s bad? Remember that time there was a Family Guy/WWE crossover game?!” Yes, WWE and Family Guy have teamed up for The Quest For Stuff mobile game which features The Undertaker, John Cena, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, and (probably) others. And according to people who have played it, it really, really sucks. WWE and Family Guy- two things that were Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars Shoot-Out Hockey game artwork

7 Submitted by on Fri, 08 April 2016, 02:00
Today we have a special bonus Someone Bought This thanks to a bulletin hot-off-the-presses email from loyal, long-time Crapper Randall B! Randall alerted me to this eBay auction of the original artwork used for the front of the WWF Shoot-Out Hockey tabletop game box! You’ve seen the WWF Shoot-Out Hockey game on the site before, but now’s your chance to Continue Reading...
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Induction: Mongo McMichael, referee – As easy as… pause… 1… pause… 2… pause…

21 Submitted by on Thu, 07 April 2016, 20:00
TNA, 2008 Bound For Glory is TNA’s biggest show of the year, so you might expect them to emulate WWE’s biggest show, Wrestlemania. For example, when WWE knows a ‘Mania match is going to suck, they typically stick Steve Austin in as a special referee to spice things up. In the case of Bound For Glory 2008, the scheduled Monster’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Now King Of The Office After Correctly Predicting Wrestlemania

8 Submitted by on Mon, 04 April 2016, 08:00
Portland, OR – Lifetime wrestling fan and current Assistant Director of Communications got TechSprout Industries Andy Liu has dubbed himself the “King Of The Office” after correctly predicting the outcomes of every match at Wrestlemania 32. Liu confidently strode into his office at 8:30am, his head held higher than usual for a Monday morning. He took a large sip of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Stuck In Wrestlemania Traffic After Ring Cart Breaks Down

4 Submitted by on Sat, 02 April 2016, 08:00
Texarkana, TX – Multiple problems have plagued Vince McMahon’s journey to Wrestlemania, culminating in the breakdown of his motorized wrestling ring cart in eastern Texas. McMahon embarked for Dallas, Texas from his home in Greenwich Connecticut on Tuesday morning. Forgoing a plane ride, McMahon decided to tour the country by himself. The first problem McMahon ran into was a bout Continue Reading...
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Induction: Wrestlemania XI – The Grandest Stage of the Mall

80 Submitted by on Sat, 02 April 2016, 02:00
WWF, 1995 When it comes to ranking the top ten Wrestlemanias of all time, Wrestlemania XI doesn’t exactly spring to mind, and this was true even in 1995, when there were only 11 Manias to begin with. The first thing you’ll notice about Wrestlemania XI is that its intro recalls moments from every Wrestlemania to date, but precisely zero of Continue Reading...
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Guest Induction: Roman Reigns’s first year as champion – Sufferin’ Suck-otash!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 01 April 2016, 12:00
In years past, we at Wrestlecrap have commemorated our anniversary on April 1st with guest columns. This year, we’re going one step further by reaching out to a writer not from another publication or field, but from another dimension altogether. For the first time ever, we’re happy to present a special induction written by Art0Donnell’s counterpart from a parallel universe. Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio Episode 259!!!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 01 April 2016, 06:00
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars with this very special episode of WrestleCrap Radio! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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It Came From YouTube: Happy 16th Anniversary, WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 01 April 2016, 02:00
Happy 16th Anniversary WrestleCrap! Mike Check helped me pick out the perfect song to commemorate this important milestone in a girl’s website’s life! I will always be grateful to everyone both past and present (R.D, Merle, Harry, Blade, Jed, Jordan, Justin, Emerson, Art, Triple Kelly, and everyone else) who have worked so very hard to make this here website the finest showcase the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Bret Hart prank

3 Submitted by on Fri, 01 April 2016, 02:00
Crapper E-Aquared writes: It amazed me how this was put together. First off, were those people watching a recorded episode of Smackdown when that happened? Also, the prank was just genius. They probably knew that their friend was a huge Bret Hart fan that if there was even a rumor or hint of a return, he would believe it. I Continue Reading...
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Merle Vincent Griggs Tribute

8 Submitted by on Fri, 01 April 2016, 02:00
Even though it’s been years since his death, it’s still hard for me to believe that Merle Vincent Griggs is no longer with us. Merle loved pro wrestling – in fact, he promoted the first and likely only NWA Indianapolis event, which featured such stars as Dan Severn, Buddy Landell, and many others. He even gave me the opportunity to Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Bad News Piper – Like Al Jolson, Michael Jackson, and Tiny Tim? This is the Feud for You!

40 Submitted by on Thu, 31 March 2016, 20:00
WWF, WrestleMania VI, 1990 One of the highlights of running this here website for the last sixteen years (yes, WrestleCrap turns Sweet 16 this April 1!) has brought me is the ability to talk with various personalities in the wrestling business.  Be it my dear friend “Earthquake” John Tenta, Lance Storm, or Vince Russo, I’ve been blessed to be able Continue Reading...
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RD Reynolds Previews WrestleMania on The Steve Czaban Show!

2 Submitted by on Wed, 30 March 2016, 16:42
Absolutely thrilled to announce I was a guest on The Steve Czaban Show Tuesday, March 29 during the 8am EST hour.  This has long been my favorite sports radio progrem, so I was honored to appear! You can listen to the show here. Be sure to follow Czabe on Twitter, and tell him RD Reynolds sent him your way!  ...
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Headlies: Zack Ryder’s Wrestlemania Match Just An Elaborate Episode Of Swerved

31 Submitted by on Mon, 28 March 2016, 08:00
Long Island, NY – WWE Superstar Zack Ryder’s appearance in a match at Wrestlemania has been revealed to be an elaborate episode of the WWE Network original show “Swerved”. The inclusion of Ryder in the Intercontinental Championship match surprised many longtime fans. While he has been appearing in NXT for the past several months, Ryder has not been included in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlemania 32 Attendance Number Leaks Early

7 Submitted by on Sat, 26 March 2016, 08:00
West Hollywood, CA – An official document promoting Wrestlemania 32’s record-setting attendance has leaked online despite the event not taking place for another week. Ryan Satin, Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ProWrestlingSheet.com, is reporting that WWE will be touting a new attendance record of “10 Cajillion people” at the event in Dallas. “It’s no secret that WWE has been pushing hard Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: An Iron Sheik shirt that no one could possibly want…

7 Submitted by on Fri, 25 March 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. found this Iron Sheik shirt on the official WWE Shop that says “I Got Humbled By The Iron Sheik”. He writes: Uh… do they know what this means? Either WWE doesn’t know what that means and they’re idiots who decided to slap it on a t-shirt without any thought… Or they do know what that means and they think fans Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Wrestlemania 31 Intercontinental Title Hunt – Turd is the Word

37 Submitted by on Thu, 24 March 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2015 By now we’ve all heard that Stuart “Wade Barrett” Bennett won’t be renewing his WWE contract later this year. It’s a shame, really, since Barrett was at one point, astoundingly, getting over with the fans with his “Bad News Barrett” gimmick — and as a babyface, no less. Then again, it’s perfectly understandable why Barrett wouldn’t care to Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week Classic: The Easter Bunny

13 Submitted by on Thu, 24 March 2016, 02:00
This week’s Jobber Of The Week holds the distinction of being the oldest individual to ever make his debut in the wrestling world. And people say Diamond Dallas Page got a late start. Try entering the business at the ripe age of over 500 years old. Yes kiddies, get your Easter baskets ready for one rotten egg of a JOTW. Continue Reading...
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An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Wed, 23 March 2016, 18:15
Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com?  Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)!  It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Roman Reigns’s Wrestlemania Entrance To Include Piggyback Ride From Vince McMahon

8 Submitted by on Mon, 21 March 2016, 08:00
Dallas, TX – With just mere weeks away until Wrestlemania 32, preparation has already begun for the extravagant entrance for Roman Reigns. WWE CEO Vince McMahon has personally been planning the entrance for months and commenced a walk-through at AT&T Stadium. “Alright, I want the F-15’s to fly over head right before Roman’s music hits,” said Vince McMahon, giving direction Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Finally you can wrap your lips around John Cena’s meat!

12 Submitted by on Fri, 18 March 2016, 02:00
There’s a restaurant in Mexico called John Cena Burger & Taco (!). What?! You mean it’s in Mexico and it isn’t called “Juan Cena Burger & Taco”? Unbelievable… Anyway, the article says… The restaurant is called John Cena Burger & Taco, and it serves, well, burgers, tacos, quesadillas, and just about anything you could possibly want. Better yet, each and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sami Zayn To Appear At Wrestlemania As One Of Triple H’s Wenches

9 Submitted by on Mon, 14 March 2016, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After weeks of speculation, WWE officials have announced that NXT favorite Sami Zayn will indeed be a part of this year’s Wrestlemania. While many believed that Zayn would be taking on longtime rival Kevin Owens in Dallas, Vince McMahon and Triple H revealed their plans in a closed-door meeting. “Sami, we absolutely love what you’ve done down Continue Reading...
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