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You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

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El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

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New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

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Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

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Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

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“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

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Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

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Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

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It Came from YouTube: NEW WWE WrestleMania Pinball Machine!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 07 January 2015, 10:00
Got $5,000 burning a hole in your pocket?  Then check out the BRAND NEW WWE WrestleMania pinball machine from Stern! If you can pony up $8,000, you can get the Limited Edition version.  Only 400 are being made, and they will feature an all legends art package, featuring Andre the Giant, Ultimate Warrior, The Undertaker, and Hulk Hogan…who is also Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: The Indianapolis Colts Celebrate…RIC FLAIR STYLE!

4 Submitted by on Tue, 06 January 2015, 21:54
From Fellow Crapper Shane Kotlyar: Attached you’ll find Colts safety Sergio Brown doing his best Ric Flair impression to celebrate a win over the Bengals. Not gonna lie, if football doesn’t work out for this guy, WWE might be the place to go for this guy. He even does the Flair Strut to perfection. And all the while, Blade’s poor Lions Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Legion Of Doom Vs… The Legion Of Doom? See for yourself!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 06 January 2015, 02:00
Fast forward to 3:46 into this video, and you can see The Legion Of Doom fight themselves (!) in the arcade game WWF WrestleFest. Normally; The Legion Of Doom are the final boss characters in the game and you can’t actually play as them. But, thanks to M.A.M.E and cheat files, you can hack into the game and play as Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Hardcore Championship replica belt

22 Submitted by on Sun, 04 January 2015, 02:00
The WCW Hardcore Championship was one of the lamest belts in all of wrestling. It was defended in some of the worst matches in WCW history. For your amusement and education, here is a complete list of all of the esteemed WCW Hardcore Champions including Brian Knobbs, Three Count, Big Vito, Eric Bischoff, and Norman Smiley. You can buy a replica Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sable Yo-Yo

19 Submitted by on Sat, 03 January 2015, 02:00
The next time your buddy says “That Sable was a real Yo-Yo” you can just nod your head and show them this! With the teased hair, sunglasses, and vinyl one-peice bodysuit she looks like some kind of Biker Chick reject from a bad 80’s Action movie. The “hot pink background with lightening (?) doesn’t help, either… I wonder which had Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Meet Wrestling Superstar CM Punk

9 Submitted by on Fri, 02 January 2015, 08:00
Ames, IA – Current UFC fighter CM Punk made his first public appearance this weekend at the Legends of Pro Wrestling Fan Fest this past week in Ames, Iowa. The former WWE World Heavyweight Champion arrived early to Conference Room A of the Radisson Hotel, with two boxes of t-shirts, a folder of glossy 8×0 photos, advance copies of his Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: 1995 WWF calendar

19 Submitted by on Thu, 01 January 2015, 02:00
Celebrate what many consider to be the worst year in WWF history 20 years ago with the Official 1995 WWF Calendar! Let’s take a look at who’s featured in each month: JAN – ADAM BOMBFEB – DIESELMARCH – DOINKAPRIL – RAZOR RAMONMAY – LEX LUGERJUNE – UNDERTAKERJULY – YOKOZUNAAUGUST – SHAWN MICHAELSSEPT – TATANKAOCTOBER – MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGENOVEMBER – Continue Reading...
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2014: A Look Back in Horror – The Worst in Wrestling!

77 Submitted by on Wed, 31 December 2014, 18:58
Quick note from RD: Gooker voting will begin next Monday, January 5.  To prep yourself, here’s Justin Henry’s recap of what was a pretty dang horrible year in pro wrestling.   2014 was a year of Daniel Bryan overcoming the corporate leviathan, a developmental territory becoming must-see television, the number two wrestling promotion finding a cable home that intends to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s fist war bonnet and license plate necklace

16 Submitted by on Tue, 30 December 2014, 02:00
Crapper Nick Blankenship writes: The “Immortal Incredible American Made” Hulk Hogan needed a little extra help when taking on stiffs like Bad News Brown and King Haku, enter the war bonnet. You know, to his credit; the stupid fist helmet.. erm.. I mean.. “war bonnet” distracts from how dumb he looks with the license plate necklace flung around his neck. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF WrestleMania Nintendo game Commercial and review

21 Submitted by on Mon, 29 December 2014, 02:00
This commercial for WWF WrestleMania for the Nintendo NES is far more entertaining and fun than the lousy game it’s promoting. Don’t believe me? Just check out Joe Gagne’s fantastic review of the game right here. Remember that back then there was no Internet for us to find out if a game was bad or good. We were lucky if Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Black Saturday: Vince Shows Up on WTBS…in 1984?

23 Submitted by on Sat, 27 December 2014, 15:00
WWF, 1984  Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds A VERY special THANK YOU to Linden Walker for his invaluable help on this induction July 14, 1984. A date which will live in infamy in the minds of southern wrestling fans. If you’ve been coming to the site for awhile, read Death of WCW or picked up a copy of WWE’s The Rise And Fall Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Tatanka! Buffalo!”.

11 Submitted by on Sat, 27 December 2014, 02:00
Tatanka! Buffalo! Yes, it’s another classic timeless tune from WrestleMania: The Album. This time it’s Tatanka’s Native American Dance Song complete with a rap (???). Agent P posted this in The Craphole forum and when I saw it, I knew I had to re-post it here. Sing along, Crappers! “I’ve got Native American blood in my veins and I’ll fight!”. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: A Very Ryback Christmas

6 Submitted by on Fri, 26 December 2014, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – WWE Superstar Ryback celebrated Christmas this year with a night out on the town in his home city of Las Vegas, Nevada. The Big Guy, as he is affectionately known by everyone who isn’t CM Punk, began his night with a light lunch at Bacchanal Buffet. With his custom-made feedbag in hand, Ryback walked down the Continue Reading...
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The Further Adventures of El Santa Claus: The Battle With Pitch Was Just the Beginning!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 25 December 2014, 10:00
Short Films, Late 1950’s/Early 1960’s Text by RD Reynolds It feels so weird to think that this induction I am penning tonight is the last new one to ever be featured on what is soon to be the old version of WrestleCrap.com. But in many ways, it is only appropriate that we end it this way. After all, I’m pretty sure Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians – Yes, This is a Real Movie

3 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 19:47
Movie, 1964  Quick Note from RD: As is the tradition ’round these parts this time of year, I take time away from WrestleCrap and delve into the equally amusing and absurd world of HolidayMovieCrap. Enjoy! Ah yes, the holidays are upon us once again. For many, the highlight is waiting to see what’s waiting for themselves under the tree. For Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Burt Reynolds’ personal Islanders jacket!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 13:57
As discussed on the ALL NEW Christmas RD & Blade Show, you could’ve bought Burt Reynolds’ WWF The Islanders jacket. I’m sure it doesn’t surprise you that R.D’s Uncle Burt is a wrestling fan- who do you think took young R.D to his first wrestling show as a wee tot? The jacket sold for over $800! They describe the fine Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: El Santa Claus – The Goofiest Christmas Move Ever Made Gets Its Proper Induction!

9 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 10:00
WWE, 2008  Text by RD Reynolds with Triple Kelly Quick note from RD: If you enjoy these classic inductions, why not get all of them and everything else ever on the site via the online archives?  A one-time donation of $14.95 gets you unlimited access to everything.  All the inductions, all the WrestleCrap Radios, all the WrestleCrap Radio videos, everything ever written or Continue Reading...
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Merry Christmas from RD and Blade! Episode 33!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 09:17
Merry Christmas from RD & Blade Radio! We couldn’t decide what to call this episode (which you can download either in iTunes or by clicking here)…it’s either the “No One Needs More Holiday Depression” or if you prefer the “Karate Kid Klan” Special Edition! Whatever you choose, we hope you have a fantastic Christmas and New Year!...
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