How would you like a cake shaped like Hulk Hogan?

Now you can have it with this Hulk Hogan cake pan featured in an all new Someone Bought This!

One Crapper won a $25 Amazon gift card in the “Look At My Crap!” contest! Click to see who won and all the neat Crap you guys sent in!

Dixie Carter forgot to do something this past Sunday. Something very important.

But what was it?

Find out in a new Headlie!

Baloney, fudge, and mustard…this was horrible!

John Cena: This is Your Life!

New Induction!

Mike Awesome: Fat Chick Thriller!!!

NEW Induction!!!

(What, you expect a funny one liner here?  C’mon, he’s a dude who digs fat girls! What do you want me to say?)

 

Your old buddy and your old pal returns to talk the Death of WCW!

Join him on this dope 90′s podcast!  Boo ya!!!!

That’s 90′s talk, right?

Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania menu has been uncovered! Click on Hulk to read about all the delicious dishes he’s prepared for you in an all new Someone Bought This, brother!

Don’t shoot the messenger, but the rumor is this gimmick sucked!

Just Joe…finally inducted!

The Rock looked great on Monday night.

A little too  great.

See you in 30 days, Dwayne!

Find out what happened in a brand new Headlie!

How much would you pay for the power of the Hulk Hogan Thunder mixer? Find out in an all new Someone Bought This!

The Legendary Battle – Finally Inducted.

Sid Vicious vs. The Night Stalker!!

Join RD Reynolds as he recounts the fun!

RAW is moving to 5 hours!

Now one wrestling journalist is suffering from a “Minus Five Stars” mental breakdown.

Find out who in an all-new Headlie!

Break out the VCR!

The Divas are in Hedonism!

Classic Induction!

Crunch into some action with WWF Superstars cereal in an all new Someone Bought This (plus free flip book!).

Celebrate the new The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary with a call from Sid.  Actually, three of them – he can’t find the arena!

NEW INDUCTION!

Kevin Steen is getting a makeover!

Will it be crappy?

Oui! Oui! Oui!

The Mega-Manics have a Mega-Crappy Megaphone in an all new Someone Bought This!

Mega!

What did this poor screen do to deserve destruction?

Destruction by sledgehammer, no less?

New induction!

Want to be the first to own the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition…and help a local charity?

Then click on RD to join the fun!

The most infuriating induction RD Reynolds has ever penned!

What else could it be but Eric Bischoff’s WWE debut?

Gets to clickin’!

The WWE Walkout.

Now Inducted.

What, you thought we’d forgotten about it?

It’s an interview with your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds!

Check out a killer hour as RD and host Josh Harris talk all things WrestleCrap!

Strip Poker featuring…BALLS MAHONEY?

Can a bunch of hot chicks save the day?

Classic Induction!

Steve Austin and…Steven Seagal????

Sounds like a New Induction to us, too.

Which WWE Legend and future Hall of Famer is helping out the Bella Twins?

 

Find out in an all-new Headlie!

Why is Arn Anderson covered in urine?

The answer is in our NEW Induction!

Click the yellow enforcer for all the deets!

 

Hulk Hogan can light up your life in an all new Someone Bought This!

Presented by The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition:

The WCW MYSTERY MAN is inducted!

R.D Reynolds remembers his good friend and WrestleCrap co-founder the late Merle Vincent Griggs.

The TNA DVD board game is interactive, cool, and… well okay, it’s interactive at least. And it’s an all new Someone Bought This!

Some call-ups from NXT have failed and it’s all your fault!

Find out why Triple H is blaming you in an all-new Headlie!

Well, this was a bad idea.

But makes for a good induction!

Steve Austin’s Heel Turn…INDUCTED!

Here Lies the WCW World Television Title.

Learn of its sad demise in a New Induction!

Click the headstone for more!

It’s a Sting rocket… blimp… hat… thing (?) and it’s an all new, all confusing Someone Bought This!

You’ve always wanted to play with Sable, and now you can with these handheld video games in an all new Someone Bought This!

A shocking discovery made at the WWE Warehouse!

How does it involve the former Tuesday Night Delight?

Click here to find out!

You’ve Seen Chyna Wrestle, Wait ’til You See Her Box!

See, because she’s fighting Joey Buttafuoco.

That was close.  New induction!

It’s a very 90′s edition of Someone Bought This featuring WWF Pogs!

Look at RD Reynolds, smiling.

That was BEFORE the Ice Bucket Challenge gone horribly wrong!

Click for all the details!

Achtung baby!

 

John Cena spricht Deutsch!

Klicken sie hier!

You’d Scream Too If You Knew Who Was Guest Starring on Sabrina: The Teenage Witch!

Hint: It’s Chyna.

 

New Induction!

WWF wrestlers + Hockey + Foosball = FUN!!! All this in a brand new Someone Bought This! GAME ON!

YAPAPI!!!!

The infamous Yapapi Indian Strap Match Is Here, JACK!!

New induction!!!

WrestleCrap meets SummerSlam!

Join RD Reynolds for running SummerSlam Commentary!

Hit his Facebook 8pm Sunday night.  Get in on the fun here!

The best thing WWE has done in YEARS!

The Retro SummerSlam Report!!

It Came from YouTube!

Eve Marie’s SummerSlam opponent has been announced and only WrestleCrap has the scoop! Read all about it in the latest Headlie!

The Reunion.  A John Cena Joint.

Any good?  Long odds.

NEW Induction!

Hey Yo! Buy your kids a novelty foam drug tool today, Chico! It’s the latest Someone Bought This!

You too can own a piece of the table that Bully Ray put Dixie through! It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

TNA will be fine, sugar! Dixie has the solution and they’re coming soon to Impact Wrestling! Read all about it in a brand new Headlie!

Did the debut episode of Wrestling Challenge suck?

Beyond a shadow of a doubt!

New Induction!!

Hacksaw Jim Duggan vinyl picture disc! HOOOOO! It’s an all new Someone Bought This, tough guy!

R.D Reynolds pays tribute to WrestleCrap’s good friend the late, great “Earthquake” John Tenta.

The Hulk Hogan Safety Target Set game is both safe, and a target game! And it’s our latest Someone Bought This, too!

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Rewriting The Book: What if Lance Von Erich returned to WCCW?

6 Submitted by on Thu, 04 September 2014, 20:41
by Simon Rawls What if… Lance Von Erich returned to World Class? Our story begins at the main event of a World Class Championship Wrestling television taping. Things are on an upswing for the fan favorites since the 5th Annual Parade of Champions. After defeating Michael Hayes, Terry “Bamm Bamm” Gordy abruptly had a change of heart when Buddy “Jack” Continue Reading...
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Induction: The softer side of Stone Cold — Hugs are better than drugs, except the ones these writers were taking

60 Submitted by on Thu, 04 September 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2001 On April 1st, 2001, Steve Austin made one of the most shocking heel turns in wrestling history, joining forces with the hated Mr. McMahon to take back the WWF title. Having evolved over the course of his Federation career from a cold, ruthless grappler to a foul-mouthed anti-authority badass, to a beer-swilling everyman, Austin’s deal with the devil Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WCW introduces us to Steven Regal in their own incompetent way

13 Submitted by on Thu, 04 September 2014, 02:00
Bryan from The WCW Worldwide Blog found this clip of Steve Regal’s WCW debut and he writes: Man, they don’t do debuts like that anymore. A 30 second interview like he’d won a competition to be there, terrible sound quality and the overall sense that Jim was trying to move this onto the next segment as quickly as humanly possible. Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: Mr. X

9 Submitted by on Wed, 03 September 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: Hands down, my favorite jobber ever. Actually, he’s one of my favorite wrestlers of all-time…period. I started JOTW with one goal in mind…to honor him. I’ve profiled a lot of enhancement talent, doing this column every week. We’ve laughed, cringed, and ultimately paid a long overdue tribute to many a curtain jerker here at the Crap. But Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: $9.99… the shirt!

19 Submitted by on Wed, 03 September 2014, 02:00
You may not be aware of this due to WWE being so subtle and under-promoting it, but the WWE Network is just $9.99 a month. You can celebrate this fantastic deal by buying this $9.99 shirt. And yes, the shirt really does cost $9.99… (Well, actually it will cost you more than $9.99 when you factor in tax and shipping, but whatever…). Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Final WCW TV Title Run – Fitting that It Started with a Trash Can

47 Submitted by on Mon, 01 September 2014, 20:00
WCW, 1999-2000 It may be impossible for newer fans to believe, but once upon a time Monday night wasn’t the big wrestling night of the week.  Nope, that designation belonged to Saturday night, at 6:05pm to be precise.  Yeah, 6 OH FIVE, because for whatever reason, Ted Turner and his SuperStation flunkies determined that starting all shows at five minutes Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sting rides a rocket and you wear it on your head!

13 Submitted by on Mon, 01 September 2014, 02:00
Boy, oh boy do I have something strange for you Crappers today! Bryan from The WCW Worldwide Blog found this weird hat (?) showing Sting riding on a blimp or rocket or something.  I guess Sting is a Rocket Man… burning up his fuse out here alone. Or, he just likes to hump blimps in his spare time? That would explain Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Macho Machine

8 Submitted by on Sun, 31 August 2014, 15:00
WWF Macho Machine From loyal Crapper James Mustoe: “Well I’m not sure if anyone did buy this because it’s bloody expensive and looks pretty daft, but oh well the thought was there…” RD: No offense to the great Randy Savage, but if bringing out my inner Macho Man means wearing a big pink cowboy hat and doilies, I think I’ll Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A Hunka-Hunka-Horrible Honky Tonk Man theme song

7 Submitted by on Sun, 31 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Thomas Moffatt writes Following on from a WC induction a few weeks ago that saw the first episode of WWF Wrestling Challenge inducted I found this – Honky Tonk Man’s original theme music. HTM was featured in the induction when he was a face and this would have been the music he was using about then, I think it’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: John Morrison’s Missing Charisma Found In WWE Warehouse

9 Submitted by on Fri, 29 August 2014, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – During a routine inventory check of past WWE memorabilia, WWE Archivist Ben Brown discovered former WWE Superstar John Morrison’s missing charisma. “It was just like any other day in the warehouse,” said Brown. “I had just finished cataloging Saba Simba’s headresses and spears and was about to move on to the urinal that Tommy Dreamer once drank Continue Reading...
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Induction: Chyna vs. Joey Buttafuoco — 9th Wonder of the World vs. 3rd-Degree Rapist

24 Submitted by on Thu, 28 August 2014, 20:00
FOX television, 2002 In the early 2000s, the FOX Network hit bottom with a string of sleazy prime-time specials, including Who Wants To Marry A Multimillionaire?, Man vs. Beast, and Celebrity Boxing. Now, the first Celebrity Boxing special featured such F-list wrestling personalities as WCW and TNA veteran Danny Bonaduce… …one-time Juggalo Championsh*t Wrestling grappler Vanilla Ice… …and Eddie Guerrero’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: #gogetthosegeckos

5 Submitted by on Thu, 28 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: I was watching clips from a new favourite show called Last Week Tonight with John Oliver formerly of the Daily Show. I have a lot of good laughs from the news comedy he delivers and one of his recent silly campaigns has been #GoGetThoseGeckos to get Putin and Russia to find some lost geckos used in Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: The Jesse Ventura Story: Never Let the Truth Get in the Way of a Good Story

17 Submitted by on Wed, 27 August 2014, 15:00
Made For TV Movie, 1999 Of all the shocking events that have transpired in wrestling over the past few years, none have grabbed the mainstream media’s attention like Jesse Ventura’s rise in politics. Obviously with good reason – while us smarks like to get all worked up about the closing of WCW or the various deaths that have been associated Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Dennis Rodman figures with wacky hair and accessories

17 Submitted by on Mon, 25 August 2014, 02:00
When he wasn’t playing basketball, Dennis Rodman wrestled for WCW. This was back when apparently he mattered in basketball, and WCW loved any celebrity cameo they could manage to get. WCW thought it would be a good idea to release figures of Dennis to appeal to all the WCW fans and all the Dennis Rodman/Basketball fans! I bet they sold Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A shirt signed by the worst commentator in WCW history

19 Submitted by on Sun, 24 August 2014, 19:55
Crapper Anthony Cox writes: So I went to an indie show out in the Pittsburgh area for International Wrestling Cartel. Before the show, there was a Q&A by Mark Madden! I wore the shirt to the show, and he autographed it. I replied… A shame you had to ruin a perfectly good shirt like that. and Anthony came back with…. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Awesome wrestling ring bed, and Wrestling Buddies commercial.

19 Submitted by on Sun, 24 August 2014, 02:00
Okay, so technically this guy just bought supplies, but he used those supplies to make this fantastic wrestling ring bed for his son. What a great Dad! Admit it, Crappers- if you were 7 years old, this would make you the happiest kid on the planet and the envy of all your friends. Now, where’d I put my Wrestling Buddies?…...
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Someone Bought This: NWO Taz backpacks

8 Submitted by on Sat, 23 August 2014, 15:00
Just in time for Back To School shopping season, Bryan from The WCW Worldwide Blog found these NWO Black and White, and NWO Wolfpac Looney Tunes backpacks featuring Taz! “TAZ HATE WATER WCW!” Bryan writes: WCWfacts – Taz was in both nWo Hollywood and nWo Wolfpac. Man, even fictional characters jumped between the two NWO factions! These backpacks are a Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Rare unused Gene Snitsky theme song uncovered in WWE warehouse!

15 Submitted by on Sat, 23 August 2014, 02:00
A rare tape was recently uncovered in a tattered cardboard box deep within the bowels of the WWE warehouse featuring the song that WWE had originally intended to use as Gene Snitky’s theme music to best portray his intense, unique character. The song was deemed too intense and heavy to use on WWE TV as WWE officials feared it may upset small Continue Reading...
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Headlies: John Cena Now Fluent In German After SummerSlam

13 Submitted by on Fri, 22 August 2014, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – Following his brutal Summerslam match against Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, WWE Superstar John Cena can now speak fluent German. Cena, suffering from what doctors call “Foreign Language Syndrome” has only been able to communicate via the German language, despite never speaking it previously. “Mr. Cena suffered a large amount of pain during Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Big Bossman lunch bags stand for Law, Order, And Keeping Your Dunkaroos Safe

12 Submitted by on Fri, 22 August 2014, 02:00
Alright, listen up all you sticky-fingered 2nd Graders at Baer Creek Elementary in Claypool, Indiana. This is The Big Bossman here, and I got a special message for all of you! This here lunch belongs to Timmy. It says so right on this paper bag which just so happens to be decorated with my likeness (How do you like my shades? Ain’t Continue Reading...
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Induction: Chyna on Sabrina the Teenage Witch – How’s that for piledriving Miss Daisy?

36 Submitted by on Thu, 21 August 2014, 20:00
WB Network, 2002 Sabrina The Teenage Witch was a mediocre sitcom that aired on ABC in the late ‘90s as part of an all-supernatural TGIF lineup, along with Teen Angel (about an angel), You Wish (about a genie), and Boy Meets World (about the walking shadow of the lead actor’s older, more famous brother). Melissa Joan Hart starred as the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Jimmy Hart figure

24 Submitted by on Thu, 21 August 2014, 02:00
Picture this… It’s Thanksgiving Day, 1995. 8 year old Tommy loves wrestling. He never misses WCW Monday Nitro. His grandparents ask him what he wants for Christmas. “WCW guys!” he shouts enthusiastically! His grandparents dutifully head to Toys R Us and pick out one figure, since they’re on a budget. On Christmas Day, little Tommy opens up the package, and Continue Reading...
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