The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Rumor: Jerry Lawler To Be Replaced as Hall of Fame MC By Rob Bartlett
  • WWE Creative Dubs J&J Security, Big Show, Kane, Rollins and Orton "THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BRIEFCASE"
  • Brock Lesnar Shows Up at UFC, Throws WWE Belt in Trash; Announces "I'm Coming to Where the Big Boys Play!"
  • Lesnar Storms Out Backstage at Raw: "REALLY Ticked He Hasn't Got That Bacon Velveeta Patty Melt" Notes Source.
  • Randy Orton Returns at FastLane, Runs Wild with Chinlocks
All The Latest Crap!

EARLY ARRIVAL: GORILLA MONSOON VALENTINES!

55 Submitted by on Wed, 11 February 2015, 06:00
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Russell Madness- A movie about a wrestling dog

11 Submitted by on Mon, 09 February 2015, 21:14
Here’s the trailer for Russell Mania- a movie about a Russell Terrier dog who wrestles. It’s made by the people who make those endless Air Bud and Air Buddies movies where dogs do human things, and kids learn valuable life lessons along the way. Pfft! A wrestling dog is nothing new! If you’re a long-time Crapper, you’ve seen Hillbilly Jim wrestle Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Postcards and Bumper Stickers

3 Submitted by on Sun, 08 February 2015, 02:00
From the Merchandise Catalog in the Winter 1988 issue of WWF Wrestling Spotlight #3 (featuring Brutus “The Barber Beefcake) comes some WWF Postcards and Bumper Stickers. I just love the idea of some kid sending a Demolition postcard to Grandma, or a family having a Macho Man bumper sticker on their wood panel mini van. “If You Look Like The Ultimate Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: D-Generation World Order shirt

8 Submitted by on Fri, 06 February 2015, 15:00
Apparently Sean “1-2-3 Kid/Syxx/X-Pac’ Waltman has released a combination D-Generation X/New World Order” shirt! This is the ultimate shirt for the indecisive, wishy-washy wrestling fan who can’t decide who he wants to pledge his allegiance to! Yeah! Just like you, dude! P.S- Sorry you weren’t picked as the third NWO member… I know you had your heart set on that....
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Headlies: Brooklyn Brawler To Be Inducted Into WWE Hall Of Fame

19 Submitted by on Fri, 06 February 2015, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – Following the announcement of “Macho Man” Randy Savage being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, longtime WWE wrestler Brooklyn Brawler was announced as the second inductee in the Class of 2015. “I’d like to congratulate Brawler on his many, many, many years of service to the WWE,” said Vince McMahon. “Since the 1980’s, Brooklyn Brawler has been Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars: The Music Video VHS with songs from WrestleMania: The Album

2 Submitted by on Fri, 06 February 2015, 02:00
We’ve covered WrestleMania: The Album and its music videos endlessly over the years here on WrestleCrap, and R.D has inducted the contents of this video already, but I just had to show you the cover to this, the “WWF Superstars: The Music Video” VHS tape. The music videos include, WrestleMania, Summerslam Jam, USA Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Speaking from the Heart Macho Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Vince McMahon and the Brass Rings – 2014 Gooker Award Co-Winner

91 Submitted by on Thu, 05 February 2015, 20:00
WWE, 2014 Text by RD Reynolds and Art 0Donnell “You have, you know, this is a different group of guys, and gals…its millennials. You know, they’re not as ambitious, quite frankly, and they’re not trepidatious at all.  I just don’t think they want to reach for that brass ring.  The last person to really reach for that brass ring in Continue Reading...
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Induction: Bella vs. Bella – 2014 Gooker Award Co-winner

75 Submitted by on Thu, 05 February 2015, 14:00
WWE, 2014 Note: Due to some suspicious Slammy-esque stuffing of the ballot box in this year’s Gooker Award poll, Wrestlecrap will be awarding the prize to the top two vote-getters. Next week will see the induction of Vince McMahon’s brass-ring fiasco, but this week we present WWE’s Nikki vs. Brie Bella feud, the co-winner of the 2014 Gooker Award. Just Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Jeff Jarrett Slap Nuts foam guitar

14 Submitted by on Thu, 05 February 2015, 02:00
Hey, remember when WCW tried to get Jeff Jarrett over with the “Listen up, Slap Nuts!” and “Choke on that, Slap Nuts!” catch phrases? Yeah, someone thought that “Slap Nuts” would catch on with the public at large. Anyway, WCW sold this pink (?) foam guitar with “Slap Nuts” on it. Kind of makes those Hulk Hogan foam fingers seem Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Battle For The Belt board game is bonkers!

13 Submitted by on Wed, 04 February 2015, 15:00
 Crapper Louis Izzo writes: Hello again from a long-time ‘Crapper. The Christmas season has passed, and I just couldn’t imagine sharing this with anyone but the rest of the Wrestlecrap fanbase. Everyone who knows me knows I’m a geek for rasslin’, video games, and other assorted tags that would label most people a virgin for life, and to no surprise, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Meet Outback Jack and watch him shave.

17 Submitted by on Wed, 04 February 2015, 02:00
Meet Outback Jack. He’s so very.. um… Australian. Watch him tie up a kangaroo. Then, watch him shave! Whoa, baby! Can you handle this much excitement, Crappers?! This was the WWE’s attempt to cash in on the Crocodile Dundee craze of 1986. Nobody particularly cared, and he didn’t last long. But he did get his own LJN figure. P.S- “Tie Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan coloring book and Ultimate Warrior Crayon By Numbers set let you express yourself with COLOR!

12 Submitted by on Tue, 03 February 2015, 02:00
I don’t care how old you are, Crappers- coloring is still fun! Just break out your mammoth-sized 64 count box of Crayola crayons (with the badass built in crayon sharpener!)… …and get to work making Hulk Hogan blue with a green shirt or whatever. Or, if you wanted something a little more “by the rules” you had this WWF Ultimate Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Crazy Dips candy

14 Submitted by on Mon, 02 February 2015, 02:00
 Matt from X-Entertainment took a trip to his local video store to buy some old candy, and this WCW Crazy Dips candy is just one of the weird candies he came back with. It’s a lollipop in the shape of a foot (?) that you dip into fruit-flavored tart sugar. Gene Snitsky approves! But “Rick Flair” probably does not (whoever Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon play Super WrestleMania on Super Nintendo

20 Submitted by on Sat, 31 January 2015, 02:00
“I’m the man that rules Nintendo!” -Bobby “The Video Game Brain” Heenan. From WWF “Prime Time Wrestling” in 1992, Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan go one on one in an epic battle playing WWF “Super WrestleMania on the Super Nintendo while Vince McMahon calls all the action! I like how Bobby wears his baseball cap backwards to show how Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Sticker Book

14 Submitted by on Thu, 29 January 2015, 02:00
As Hulk Hogan famously said… “You fans can stick it, brother” …right in this WWE Sticker Book! The idea is that you buy the blank sticker book, and then you buy packs of random stickers with pictures of wrestlers on them to trade with friends and put in the book. And if I had known about this, I totally would Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: George “The Animal” Steele’s “Mine” doll plush replica

8 Submitted by on Wed, 28 January 2015, 02:00
No, despite the obvious similarities in appearance; this is not in fact a current photo of Miley Cyrus.. Our good friend (and of course, Crapper!) Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula has a Tumblr page called Mummy Shark. He posted this… um… post about the plush replica of George “The Animal” Steele’s wonderfully ugly and worn doll “Mine” that he used to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hasbro Jake “The Snake” Roberts rubber Damien snake and bag

18 Submitted by on Mon, 26 January 2015, 02:00
(I know R.D has already posted this same item as a “SBT Classic, but I found some alternative pictures of it). In 1991 the WWF and Hasbro actually had the gaul to sell an overpriced 40″ long rubber snake and nylon drawstring bag to kids. And what’s worse is that they did it not long after Earthquake “squashed” the real Continue Reading...
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