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Jeff Hardy vs. Sting is Finally Here

New Induction!

Who will be crowned “King Of The Geeks, Nerds, and Poindexters”?

Find out in a new Headlie!

New Induction! Tough Enough 2011! Bad show… but great induction! GET TO CLICKIN’!

Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • GFW Invades TNA Following Refusals by ROH, CZW, XPW, FMW, and The Greater Akron Soap Box Derby Enthusiasts
  • Jeff Jarrett Returns to TNA; Can Puppet the Trash Can Midget and Lollipop Be Far Behind?
  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
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Headlies: Wrestling Companies Team Up, Release New T-Shirt

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Secret Lair, Atlantic Ocean – The leaders of most of the world’s professional wrestling organizations met in a secret monthly meeting this week to discuss business. the heads of wrestling’s major “families”: The McMahons from WWE, the Carters from TNA, Dorian Rolando of AAA, Paco Alonso of CMLL, Kaname Tezuka from New Japan, Super Dragon from Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, Joe Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The dreaded Face Wash spot!

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Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Punk is the Best in the World on getting facewashed From the video description: In 2005, Delirious and CM Punk had 3 matches in the IWA-MS ring. In those matches, a recurring comedy spot, Delirious kept trying to “face wash” Punk. Watch how Punk and Delirious work the spot in each match. Clips happen in chronological Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WCW Spring Catalog 1999 – WCW Ruins Hot Sauces, Horses, and More!

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WCW, Merchandise Catalog 1999 First things first: I know that merchandise is generally the realm of Someone Bought This!, but today’s write up is a bit more extensive than what we generally cover there.  Besides, that particular column actually originated thanks to large inductions wherein I would look at magazine inserts and catalogs such as this, so consider this a blast from Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Mama’s Family” wrestling episode “Mama Mania”

15 Submitted by on Sat, 16 May 2015, 02:00
(Yes I know YouTube pulled these videos. Sorry, I can’t do anything about that). Crappers; I have a confession to make and I’m not exactly proud to tell you this… I… kinda like the sitcom Mama’s Family with Vicki Lawrence. Especially the later syndicated episodes which were a lot chewier than the earlier NBC seasons. Yes; it was stupid. Yes, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Every Giant/Big Show turn, ever.

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Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: So Big Show is now in his second decade in sports entertainment. And no man has been turned so often, and oftentimes for no apparent reason and with no sufficient build-up, than the onetime kayfabe son of Andre the Giant. This video enumerates “all” of his WCW and WWF/E turns, though I believe the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hollywood Hulk Hogan’s book on tape!

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Crapper Daniel Butera writes: I’m not sure who originally bought this, but I sure didn’t. Found at Goodwill, it’s the “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan autobiography…audiobook! On cassette tape! Who doesn’t want to listen to Hulk Hogan talk about his favorite subject for two hours? Wow!!! And check out the Julio Iglesias, Kool & The Gang, and Phil Collins tapes! Sold, sold, Continue Reading...
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Induction: Trish barks like a dog – McMahon’s breast friend

65 Submitted by on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:42
WWE, 2001 It’s rare to be able to put a price tag on piece of Wrestlecrap, and it’s even rarer that a piece of Wrestlecrap influences the affairs of the federal government, but tonight’s induction accomplished both feats. Vince McMahon’s degrading in-ring segment with Trish Stratus ended up shooting his wife’s chances at a United States Senate seat straight to Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Epilogue

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(Jed’s note: Apologies for not getting this out last Friday. Had a very busy weekend that kept me away from the computer. Anyway, enjoy this, the final chapter of this RTB book-that-never-was. And send Neil an email with your thoughts, praise, questions, sexual advances and Nigerian financial transfer offers. He put in an obscene amount of work, so he deserves the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Celebrates Mother’s Day

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Boca Vista, FL – This past Sunday, WWE aired a new special on the WWE Network celebrating Mother’s Day. The show, entitled “Happy Mother’s Day, Fools”, was hosted by WWE Hall of Famer and noted mother lover, Mr. T. Joining Mr. T was several well known WWE mothers including Brodus Clay’s mama, Shelton Benjamin’s mama, and former WCW tag-team champion, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Judy and Buff Bagwell airbrushed shirt

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Bryan from the WCW Worldwide Blog posted this picture of Judy Bagwell coming out at Bash At The Beach 1999 in celebration of Mother’s Day I love that she’s wearing a customized airbrushed shirt of her and her son Marcus Alexander Bagwell (she’d never call her boy Buff Bagwell!) with her wearing the top hat. It looks like something she had Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Lanny Poffo Shills the Gazelle

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Thought for sure we had this up here at one point, but according to fellow Crapper Paul THAT AIN’T THE CASE! Perhaps I just remembered that it came in Number One on The Four Greatest Items Wrestlers Have Ever Attempted to Pawn Off on Fans – Via the INFOMERCIAL in the WrestleCrap Book of Lists! (posted in full beneath the video), available rightchere for your Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: “You’re scratching me, Randy!”

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“Strange things are afoot at the Circle K…” -Ted, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. In 1987 you could get a WWF Supermatch Card at your Circle K convenience store where you could play The Supermatch Game scratch-off instant win game to win prizes! So yes, during the Summer of 1987 you could head over to Circle K, grab a big bag of Cool Ranch Doritos… Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Sheik & Volkoff’s Petting Zoo – The Adventures of Clyde & Bear!

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WWF, 1986 Anyone who lived through the mid 80’s WWF will remember all the animals running around at the time.  Which was your favorite was simply a matter of choice.  Dog lover? The British Bulldogs had Matilda…. …and when Davey Boy Smith was a solo act, Winston. Maybe you were a bit more off the beaten path and favored snakes? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube- All-Star Rock ‘N’ Wrestling Saturday Spectacular hosted by “Rowdy” Roddy Piper

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I’m just going to quote right from the video description: The “All-Star Rock ‘N’ Wrestling Saturday Spectacular” originally aired on Friday, 9/13/1985 on CBS. It was a prime time special that was intended to showcase the Saturday morning cartoon programs for the season. Hosted by WWF/WWE Superstar “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, the program features appearances by Gary Owens, Patti LaBelle, Pee-Wee Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Clock-A-Mania!

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Crapper Milian Vasic (that would be a great heel wrestler name!) writes: Hey Paul. I know you previously posted the superstars watches from dollarama in hamilton ontario. But I found not one. Not two. But Three clocks now at dollarama. My girlfriend found the superstars alarm clock in st Catherine’s. And then we found the other two at one in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: JTG’s forthcoming book has the best title ever

10 Submitted by on Tue, 05 May 2015, 16:05
I swear on a stack of brand-spankin’ new copies of The Death Of WCW that I am not in fact making this up! Former WWE Superstar JTG will be releasing his first book tomorrow. The book is titled, “Damn! Why Did I Write This Book?” and will feature backstage stories from his time in OVW and WWE. Below is promotional material for the book Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Go to a WWF house show and you gotta buy a WWF Program!

14 Submitted by on Mon, 04 May 2015, 23:45
I found this old WWF Program on eBay (Steve Lombardi and Barry Horowitz on the same card?! Somebody pinch me!) and it reminded me of going to so many house shows. Picture it- Sicily, Italy. 1927… (Oh wait, wrong flashback. Sorry!) Anyway… It’s the late-80’s and the WWF is coming to your town! “BOY, OH BOY!” as Nathaniel would say. You pay $30 Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Hires More 90’s Musicians

16 Submitted by on Mon, 04 May 2015, 08:00
Nashville, TN – Following the positive press response after signing Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins, TNA President Dixie Carter has gone on a spending spree signing various popular musicians from the 1990’s. Carter made the announcement during a press conference flanked by the newest members of TNA. “We here at TNA Impact Wrestling are pleased as punch to welcome Continue Reading...
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