Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

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Headlies: Mason Ryan Excited To Make His Return On Monday Night

14 Submitted by on Fri, 17 January 2014, 08:00
Cardiff, Wales – WWE Superstar and former New Nexus member Mason Ryan has been preparing for his return to Raw this coming Monday. Inside his personal gym, Ryan expressed excitement over his return to Monday Night Raw. “It’s been a long time coming. Almost two years by my count,” said Ryan as he blasted his quads. “I know now that Continue Reading...
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Induction: Mad Bull – Proof Heath Slater’s been jobbing since before he was born

22 Submitted by on Thu, 16 January 2014, 21:00
TV movie, 1977 The late Alex Karras was no stranger to the Wrestlecrap. It was he, after all, whose “Mongo” character in Blazing Saddles was the namesake of Horseman Steve “Mongo” McMichael. Less famous was the 1977 TV movie, “Mad Bull,” where Karras played the title role of Iago “Mad Bull” Karkus. Since this was the seventies, not everyone was Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: An Unpredictable Mexican Sitcom

6 Submitted by on Thu, 16 January 2014, 02:00
Crapper B. Amoda writes: In this case, featuring Tineblas and Alushe (the one that looks like a constitpated Ewok), saving a runaway train. Green screen greatness, and the most obvious use of toys since the MST3Ked classic Danger! Death Ray! ConstipatedEwok.com! I bet that URL’s not taken… It’s nice to see Lumpy found work outside of the Star Wars Holiday Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: David Flair’s epic TitanTron video

18 Submitted by on Wed, 15 January 2014, 02:00
David Flair turns back and forth. Ric Flair is disappointed. And… that’s about it. Truly one of the most enthralling and exciting TitanTron videos of all time. And check out that awesome, complex theme music to go along with it! If you had forgotten that David Flair had a career as a wrestler in WWE… well, you’re probably not alone....
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In Memory of Mae Young, a Story

18 Submitted by on Tue, 14 January 2014, 23:46
  WrestleCrap is saddened to learn of the death of Mae Young, who passed away this morning at the age of 90.  We had the honor of inducting her for several ‘comedy’ skits over the year, but even I (RD) have to give her props for not only being incredibly tough, but…well, yes, I will admit it…she made me laugh Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A set of Jeff Hardy artwork lithographs can be yours for how much?!

3 Submitted by on Tue, 14 January 2014, 02:53
I was browsing through the ShopTNA.com store (hurry up and buy any TNA stuff you want before they go out of business!) and boy oh boy did I find something… I came across this set of Jeff Hardy “Similar Creatures” lithographs that Jeff and TNA decided are worth a whopping $834! If you really want to see what each lithograph looks Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Rock explains The Birds And The Bees on Family Guy

6 Submitted by on Tue, 14 January 2014, 02:31
Crapper Jim Shea writes: Not sure if this was posted yet, but here’s a short clip of The Rock (in real life) demonstrating how Peter and Lois Griffin have sex. It looks like Dwayne’s pondering at the end the true meaning of his pie comments… The Rock should be the one to teach all children everywhere about the facts of Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part I)

23 Submitted by on Mon, 13 January 2014, 18:06
Rewriting The Book: What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part I) by Jed Shaffer (Author’s note: Stephen King once said that any story that couldn’t act as its own defense attorney didn’t deserve to be written. Normally, that’s a policy that I agree with; if a story’s quality or direction needs defending, the author should’ve hit backspace a Continue Reading...
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Claire Lynch: The 2012 Gooker Award Winner

79 Submitted by on Sun, 12 January 2014, 15:00
TNA-Impact, 2012 It was funny, prior to the Gooker voting this year, the very great Justin Henry and I were discussing the various candidates. Make no mistake, there were some doozies in 2012, from all the goofiness with the Aces & 8’s to AJ Lee’s various lovers to Natalya’s nonstop flatulance. Despite the multitude of choices, he explained to me Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Cooking With Hulk Hogan

4 Submitted by on Sat, 11 January 2014, 02:50
Hulk Hogan shills for his restaurant while his Head Chef cooks shrimp. I’m posting this for a few reasons… 1. Listen to Hulk shill the features of the place! 2. This will be even funnier when the place goes under due to the lousy food. Let’s just say that the reviews of Hulk’s resteraunt have not been kind…...
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Gooker 2013 – The Voting is Over!

177 Submitted by on Fri, 10 January 2014, 09:00
And the voting is over!!  Congratulations, Dixie Carter – you are our 2013 Gooker Award Winner!  You will be properly inducted Thursday night, January 30…just in time for Impact!   Despite what Hector Guerrero may tell you, the infamous Gobbeldy Gooker was one of the worst gimmicks ever.  Therefore, back in 2000 when I first started WrestleCrap.com, I knew that Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Curtis Axel and Ryback Repackaged As ‘The New American Males’

18 Submitted by on Fri, 10 January 2014, 08:00
Philadelphia, PA – Prior to this week’s taping of Smackdown, Vince McMahon held a meeting with Curtis Axel and Ryback to discuss a repackaging of their characters. McMahon, flanked by Triple H called the floundering tag team into his office and laid out his idea. “Curtis. Ryback. We all know that things aren’t really working out for both of you,” Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan performs with Green Jelly

4 Submitted by on Fri, 10 January 2014, 02:41
Crapper Adam Cola writes: Not sure if, amongst the joys of Hogan rapping to a sh*t-tastic game or giving himself the ol’ “verbal maritals” with the Hulk Rules album, you’d gotten to enjoy this rather bizarre tag-team of everyone’s favorite hobgoblin with Green Jelly doing a cover of a Gary Glitter song. Enjoy… I think. Amazing! You guys might remember Continue Reading...
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Induction: The 1999 Royal Rumble – Even Stone Cold used this match as a bathroom break

54 Submitted by on Thu, 09 January 2014, 21:00
WWF, 1999 Vince McMahon won 1999’s Royal Rumble. … … No, this isn’t the shortest induction ever; I’m just getting that obvious bit of information out of the way right now, lest you think that’s the only reason why this match is Wrestlecrap. No, there are certain circumstances under which a non-wrestler can win a big match, and the red-hot Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF and other wrestling shirts at Hot Topic in 1998

16 Submitted by on Thu, 09 January 2014, 17:32
My buddy Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula has a great brand new article up as part of his “Deadsites” series covering things that were offered at the Hot Topic website in 1998 that is well worth checking out! It’s a real time capsule of what was popular and cool back then. I love that someone decided to create and sell an Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Psycho Sid plays tug of war with an elephant. Yes, this really happened.

6 Submitted by on Thu, 09 January 2014, 10:17
This is The Masked Reviewer’s review of the September 6th, 1996 episode of Raw (“Raw Championship Friday”) which is available on the “Raw 20th Anniversary Collection – The 20 Greatest Episodes Uncut & Unedited” DVD set. He’s reviewing all 20 episodes of Raw included in the set. The one and only reason I’m bringing this to your attention Crappers is that Continue Reading...
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David “The Masked Man” Shoemaker Answers….The Count of 10

2 Submitted by on Wed, 08 January 2014, 15:49
  The WrestleCrap Count of 10 poses ten questions to a wrestling personality, be they a performer, behind-the-scenes staffer, or otherwise.   In this edition, I talk with Grantland.com wrestling writer David Shoemaker, better known by his ring-generic pen name, “The Masked Man.” For over two years, Shoemaker has articulately and astutely written about the world of wrestling for Grantland, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Larry Zbyszko WCW Announcer Of The Year Award

8 Submitted by on Wed, 08 January 2014, 02:30
Crapper Paul S. writes: You now can be the proud owner of Larry Zabisco’s 1997 Announcer of the Year Award from WCW Magazine! Wow, and it’s even autographed by The Living Legend himself! I wouldn’t be shocked if someone bought it for the $399.99 asking price. Of course, the award should’ve gone to Bobby Heenan in the first place if Continue Reading...
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