Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Jeff Jarrett Returns to TNA; Can Puppet the Trash Can Midget and Lollipop Be Far Behind?
  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: 5!

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Crapper Paul S. writes: Big E’s theme music starts out with the lyrics “3 Ain’t Enough I Need 5″ which is a throwback to his NXT gimmick where he would hold people down for a five count. This got him over as a monster babyface with the NXT Crowd and helped him get called up to the main roster pretty Continue Reading...
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The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition is available now in Hardback, Paperback and Amazon Kindle!

29 Submitted by on Tue, 11 March 2014, 13:23
The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition by WrestleCrap co-founder R.D Reynolds and Figure Four Online’s Bryan Alvarez is now available on Amazon in Hardback, Paperback, and Kindle formats! The book has been completely revised and expanded with pages and pages of all new information and insight about the demise of World Championship Wrestling. If you liked the first edition of the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Fancy eatin’ with Lord Alfred, The Brooklyn Brawler, and Sensational Sherri

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Lord Alfred Hayes attempts to teach Sensational Sherri and The Brooklyn Brawler some etiquette and manners. It goes about as well as you’d expect (well, maybe a bit worse….). These three totally needed their own weekly wacky sitcom where they all share an apartment in San Francisco and have to learn to get along. UPDATE: WWE took the YouTube video Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrapMania, Live, March 30, From Atlantic City – The Complete Card!

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The clock is ticking, as WrestleCrapMania finally draws near! The Showcase of the Slighty-Better-Than-Mortals will commence Sunday afternoon, March 30, at 4 PM EST/1 PM Pacific time!   Highlighting WrestleCrapMania, the tournament to determine the very first WrestleCrap World Heavyweight Champion! Fourteen of the top stars in all of WrestleCrap compete until only one man remains, he to be crowned Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Frightmare hangs out with Antonio Cesaro

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Crapper Paul S. writes: We all know that Antonio Cesaro is almost superhumanly strong but here he is (wrestling under his real name Claudio Castagnoli) but what happens when he throws a dude clear up to the ceiling? Just watch for yourself. Wow! What a cool sequence! Yeah, I know we’re supposed to be all about the worst of wrestling, Continue Reading...
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Saturday Night’s Meme Event, March 8, 2014, from Dallas!

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*cue the synthesizer music bed for RAPID FIRE PROMO TIME* SHOT 1: SEAN CARLESS AND VIRGIL SC: YAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-EH! This is Sean Carless, The Million Loonie Man. Tonight, right here in Dallas, TX, all of you vending-machine mutts will get to witness the in-ring debut of the most prestigious athlete to come out of the Great White North! The pleasure, however, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Barry Darsow teaches Tokyo Magnum how to play Golf

5 Submitted by on Sat, 08 March 2014, 02:30
The athletic supernova known as “Mr. Hole In One” Barry Darsow attempts to teach Tokyo Magnum how to play golf. What a nice guy Barry is! He’s taking time out of his busy schedule to help a guy he barely knows who’s been transplanted from his native country to the U.S and who doesn’t even speak English. The golf-obsessed guy, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Last Of The “Green Mist” Factories To Close

14 Submitted by on Fri, 07 March 2014, 08:00
Sakai, Osaka Prefecture, Japan – Abunai! Industries, famous for producing the dreaded “Green Mist”, prepared to close their factory doors for the final time this week, effectively ending an era in Japanese wrestling. The “Green Mist” was a common illegal maneuver used in wrestling where one wrestler would spit the poison directly into the eyes of their opponent, leaving them Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Steve Austin crossbow, and Goldberg electric toothbrush from Sears Wish Book

9 Submitted by on Fri, 07 March 2014, 02:00
It’s a 2-for-1 entry today, kids! My old buddy and my old pal Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula put up this article featuring items from the 1999 Sears Wish Book catalog. Two of the things he included in the article that were in the catalog are a Stone Cold Steve Austin crossbow (um… what?!) and a Bill Goldberg Electric Toothbrush. I Continue Reading...
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Induction: Hollywood Backlot Brawl – Brawl and Panties! Brawl and Panties!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 06 March 2014, 21:00
WWF, 1996 In 1996, with Wrestlemania XII just around the corner, Scott Hall declared his intentions to go to WCW after that year’s big event. Normally, this would mean a simple change in booking. Instead of Razor Ramon beating Goldust to regain his Intercontinental Title, he would just lose the match, putting over the champion and leaving the company without Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WCW + MTV + Spring Break = WrestleCrap. Go figure…

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Crapper Jim Shea writes: What happens when you try to take Body Slam: The Movie and bring it into reality in the year 1999? You get THIS! There’s good reason the concept behind Body Slam was never put into practice as you can see here with this confusing mess. But hey, let’s all party like it’s 1999 with some cheesy Continue Reading...
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To Haku! The Sequel!

18 Submitted by on Wed, 05 March 2014, 20:15
(at a New York area bar, after day one of a recent legends of wrestling convention came to a close…) Haku is a son of a bitch! You guys know what I’m talking about, right? Hell yeah I know Haku! Good friend, but a mean bastard! I wouldn’t mess with em! Toughest gent I know! TO HAKU!  TO HAKU! I Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buy some time with Buff Bagwell

25 Submitted by on Wed, 05 March 2014, 14:00
I saw this on Lords Of Pain and just had to preserve it here: Earlier we posted a clip of Marcus “Buff” Bagwell appearing on Showtime’s Gigolos show. Bagwell is now working as an escort for the Cowboys4Angels.com website, which partners with the Showtime show. Bagwell’s rates are $800 for two hours, $1,550 for four hours, $3,000 for overnight, $4,500 Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WCW Hotline is slightly less expensive than your house

16 Submitted by on Wed, 05 March 2014, 02:00
 I was browsing through the excellent WCW Worldwide blog and I came across this WCW Hotline ad from a later issue of WCW Magazine. Whoa, it cost $1.69 a minute?! That’s crazy! It says the average call lasts 5 minutes, but let’s assume you’re going to spend at least 10 minutes listening to the hotline because Mark Madden is just that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Just another trip… to the grocery! Or is it?

11 Submitted by on Tue, 04 March 2014, 02:20
Crapper E-Squared writes: To this day, I still wonder if the people in the store were actual shoppers or hired extras. Either way, this was one of the funniest segments ever and I still laugh about Austin’s final line: “Price check on a jackass.” Oh, I’m pretty sure they were extras and this was shot when the store was actually Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Hold Candlelight Vigil For CM Punk

7 Submitted by on Mon, 03 March 2014, 19:00
Chicago, IL – Hundreds of wrestling fans gathered outside the AllState Arena early this afternoon, holding a candlelight vigil for the missing CM Punk. The gathering was led by Punk’s best friend, independent wrestler and aspiring comedian Colt Cabana. “It’s so great to see so many of you here to support my friend, CM Punk, who has been off of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buff Bagwell looks special. Maybe it’s Maybelline?

8 Submitted by on Mon, 03 March 2014, 02:00
Crapper Micah sent in this t-shirt with a very uh… unique picture of Buff Bagwell. He’s wearing so much foundation that he reminds me of Doink The Clown’s clown white makeup for crying out loud! Seriously, if Buff was wearing any more makeup he’d be a shoe-in finalist on RuPaul’s Drag Race. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that). Even Johnny Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Meet The Tazmaniac!

8 Submitted by on Sun, 02 March 2014, 18:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Well all know Tazz as the street tough “Human Suplex Machine” from ECW or the perpetually bored announcer from TNA but not that many people have seen Taz’s original gimmick the Tazmaniac: a facepainted caveman in a neon orange Tarzan costume! While Tazmaniac stay in USWA would make his way up to ECW (which was at Continue Reading...
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