Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper Baffled at Bloodless Chain Match
  • TNA Blames Late Talent Checks on Delays in Pony Express Service
  • Sheamus' New Look Inspired by Kevin Nash's "Master Blaster" Character After HOF Mention
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Induction: Double Dare’s Super-Slop-O-Mania – Still more mature than Punk’d

17 Submitted by on Thu, 06 February 2014, 21:00
Nickelodeon/WWF, 1989 With two former wrestlers like Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan handling announcing duties for years in the WWF, constantly at odds, don’t you find it odd that they never squared off in the ring to settle their differences? Why, Michael Cole was barely a year into his insufferable jerk persona before he and Jerry Lawler had a series Continue Reading...
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Luke Hawx Answers….The Count of 10

2 Submitted by on Thu, 06 February 2014, 11:47
  The WrestleCrap Count of 10 poses ten questions to a wrestling personality, be they a performer, behind-the-scenes staffer, or otherwise. In this edition, I talk with one of the top names of Extreme Rising, and the indy scene at large, Luke Hawx. A 15-year veteran of the business, Hawx’s resume includes runs in XPW and Wrestling Society X, as Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Mean Gene sold burgers… and a t-shirt!

12 Submitted by on Wed, 05 February 2014, 14:55
I found these images in this RetroJunk.com article and knew I had to share them here. In 1999 Mean Gene Okerlund opened Mean Gene’s Burgers (well, he put his name and image on the place, anyway) whose slogan was “The burger that says Bite Me” offered this t-shirt that you could proudly wear. Sadly, this chain was not to last and Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jimmy Hart wrote his own WCW theme music so it has to be good, right?

6 Submitted by on Wed, 05 February 2014, 02:30
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: We have heard The Mouth of The South sing some good songs in the WWE (Eat Your Heart Out Rick Springfield and Crank it Up [The latter was used for the Young Stallions, who broke up and appeared in WCW down the road]) to Wrestlecrap songs (background vocals in Wrestlecrap Induction the Hulk Rules Album). Here Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Chris Hamrick bump

9 Submitted by on Tue, 04 February 2014, 17:00
Crapper Jim Venzke writes: Are you familiar with the Chris Hamrick Bump? I enjoy watching Dolph Ziggler’s matches because he takes some pretty sick bumps. But he has nothing on this one. I’ve probably watched this one 100 times and it’s never failed to crack me up. Wow! Never seen that before, but it got a laugh out of me. Reminds me Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book: What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part IV)

18 Submitted by on Mon, 03 February 2014, 22:11
Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part IV) by Jed Shaffer Previously in RTB, Eric Bischoff’s mismanagement of WCW led to extreme fan disapproval, sagging ratings, plummeting PPV buyrates, and most alarming, a talent revolution. That latter saw several key talents walk out less than 24 hours before a PPV. He would be fired two Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Kurt Angle and Bob Backlund go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly

4 Submitted by on Mon, 03 February 2014, 02:56
Crapper Drew submitted this and writes: The pairing of Psycho Bob Backlund (a few years removed from his dumb Presidential candidate storyline) and All American heel Kurt Angle was a no-brainer. With his ankle lock and now Backlund’s cross-face chicken wing – Angle could now make his opponents submit with two dreaded finishers. But I think old Bob was wearing Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hornswoggle eats too much and vomits (oh boy!)

2 Submitted by on Sat, 01 February 2014, 02:03
This is Hornswoggle on Wreckless Eating. This is one of those cases where I have absolutely nothing to add. If you clicked on the link to read this article; you already know what you’re going to see- a little person entering an eating contest, eating too much, and puking as a result. I hope you had a satisfying experience watching Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Unveils New Poster For Wrestlemania

17 Submitted by on Fri, 31 January 2014, 08:00
New Orleans, LA – During a press conference promoting Wrestlemania 30, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon revealed a brand new poster for the event. “I’d like to thank the members of the international press for joining us today,” said Triple H. “We saw an exciting Royal Rumble this past Sunday and we are now using that momentum to carry the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Kane “See No Evil” novelization

10 Submitted by on Fri, 31 January 2014, 02:00
My Partner In Crap Art0Donnell found this novelization of the Kane movie (and WrestleCrap induction) “See No Evil” and writes: I discovered this: a novelization of WWE Films’ “See No Evil.” Used copies are available for 1 cent, but die-hard fans of the film can plunk down an extra penny and buy it new. PS: The Amazon page mislabels the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The dumbest baseball cap of all time- of course WWE made it!

18 Submitted by on Thu, 30 January 2014, 20:44
Crapper Andrew B. writs: The following link will take you to the WWEShop, where they are selling the dumbest baseball cap I’ve ever seen. Words fail me. You know, when I got this email from Andrew I read it before clocking on the link he gave to the WWE Shop, I thought to myself “How bad could it be? It’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Get ready for the WrestleRock Rumble!

9 Submitted by on Thu, 30 January 2014, 02:00
Crapper Aaron Oster writes: Not much leaves me speechless, but when I stumbled across this the other day, I couldn’t fully formulate the words. Yes, this is a wrestling parody of the Super Bowl Shuffle done by the AWA. So many amazing parts to this that I can’t decide who is best. Ah, yes! We’ve inducted this video before; but Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A kid reads a spooky poem about Sting while he hangs out with a vulture.

14 Submitted by on Wed, 29 January 2014, 23:15
I don’t even know what to say about this one, Crappers. This is from a WCW Clash Of The Champions in late 1996. Some boy (why?) reads an overly-dramatic poem (again, why?!) about how Sting is sad and feels betrayed (aww, give us a hug, ya big lug!) and will get vengeance upon the evil NWO. While this is going Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: CM Punk Hoping to Fill The Rock’s Void by Coming Back as Overpaid Part-Timer

8 Submitted by on Wed, 29 January 2014, 04:19
  CLEVELAND – Former WWE Champion CM Punk has informed Vince McMahon on Monday that he was walking away from the company, and Punk has since been written out of all foreseeable events. It has been learned that Punk is looking to come back for a “Dwayne Johnson type of deal” that would preclude him from performing at live events, Continue Reading...
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