Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Fake NWO shirt

9 Submitted by on Wed, 19 March 2014, 18:00
We all know there’s only one New World Order in wrestling. Uh well, okay that isn’t quite true, but when you think of the NWO logo, you think of this: Not that lame logo up there. You could buy this fake NWO shirt and… well, I don’t know why you’d want to buy it (except to support WrestleCrap.com thru Amazon, of course!). Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross talks about Vince McMahon pooping in his pants- literal WrestleCrap!

3 Submitted by on Tue, 18 March 2014, 06:53
Yes, according to Jim Ross in this interview on Opie & Anthony, Vince McMahon accidentally crapped his pants when he tried to fart. He in fact “sharted”. I learned a new word today. I love it when WrestleCrap really is WrestleCRAP. I’d like to think that Jim relaying this story is sweet, sweet revenge for all the bad angles and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Big Bully Busick v-neck shirt

3 Submitted by on Mon, 17 March 2014, 18:00
Nick Busick (who wrestled in WWE as WrestleCrap inductee “Big Bully” Busick) has a nutrition website where he sells protein bars in various flavors, and also this Big Bully v-neck t-shirt which you can order here from Nick’s site. Now if only he sold a glue-on handlebar mustache and bowler hat to go along with it…...
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Someone Bought This: Steiner Brothers shirt parodies a horror movie classic

14 Submitted by on Mon, 17 March 2014, 02:00
 I found this early 90’s shirt parodying Frankenstein referencing  Scott’s “Frankensteiner” finisher on the WCW Worldwide blog and just had to share it with you, Crappers. I’ve got to give WCW’s merchandising department credit for being pretty creative here- I’d have totally bought this one! It’s ironic that it’s Scott who became the unstoppable monster freak later on…...
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Special Meme Event: WrestleMania III

20 Submitted by on Sun, 16 March 2014, 18:04
Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: Justin Henry (Due to some commitments, I won’t be able to stay up super late to finish Meme Event for tomorrow’s Raw. Instead, I make WrestleMania III memes a peace offering)...
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It Came From YouTube: The Rugrats help Grandpa win a wrestling match

4 Submitted by on Sun, 16 March 2014, 18:00
Crapper Paul S. sent in this episode of Rugrats where Grandpa Pickles (a former pro wrestler!) gets back into the ring to take on an old foe… with a little help from the babies, of course. Whoa! Grandpa Pickles is the worst babysitter ever! First he takes the kids out of the house (without telling anyone!) and brings them to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hello Kitty New Japan Pro Wrestling t-shirts

13 Submitted by on Sat, 15 March 2014, 18:00
Crapper Robert Coot sent in this news article about New Japan Pro Wrestling selling Hello Kitty crossover t-shirts. You can buy this one here: Or you can buy this one here. This is the understatement of the year, but man; Japanese culture sure is weird. I bet they’ll sell out in no time. Rumored plans for a TNA/Mr. Sparkle crossover Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Debuts “Good News Gunner”

14 Submitted by on Fri, 14 March 2014, 08:00
Orlando, FL – At the most recent taping of Impact, TNA debuted the newly repackaged version of Gunner in grand fashion. Following a backstage skit involving ODB grabbing her unmentionables for some reason, the TNA crew came out onto the ramp and set up a small milk crate and a microphone stand. Katrina & The Waves “Walking On Sunshine” blared Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW’s Raven t-shirt will make you look ignorant

17 Submitted by on Fri, 14 March 2014, 02:00
  Again from the WCW Worldwide blog, here’s a Raven t-shirt. The front is fine. Nothing too interesting there… But let’s take a look at the back of the shirt: So what’s the problem? The line in Edgar Allan Poe’s poem “The Raven” is: Quoth the Raven “Nevermore”. Plus, they forgot to put the quotation marks around “Nevermore”. It would Continue Reading...
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Induction: Cryme Tyme meets George W. Bush: If the President was pro-life, why did he perform this comedic abortion?

31 Submitted by on Thu, 13 March 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2006 WWE, not unlike the Ultimate Warrior, has a lot of bad habits, but only ones that help this website survive. Besides a fascination with feces, outrageously lewd sexual story lines, and constantly humiliating Jim Ross, Vince and his band of merry yes-men have always had a thing for political jokes.   Well, not so much “political” jokes as Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Riding with The Undertaker can be a real drag- just ask Hulk Hogan!

12 Submitted by on Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:00
Crapper CBCB writes: I’m not sure if this ever made “It Came From YouTube”, but I believe it’s worthy. Just like in late 1991, Hulk Hogan defended the WWE Championship against The Undertaker in the spring of 2002. And in both instances, The Undertaker won the title. But back during the Hogan/Taker feud of 1991, Taker didn’t ride a motorcycle, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Madusa trashes her chances of ever returning to WWE

21 Submitted by on Thu, 13 March 2014, 02:00
In 1995 Alundra Blayze (AKA: Madusa) was WWF Woman’s Champion. She defected to WCW with the WWF belt behind Vince McMahon’s back, dumped it in the garbage on a live episode of WCW Monday Nitro, and was subsequently blackballed from WWE as a result. She hasn’t been featured on WWE TV in clips, or mentioned on TV since. I’m guessing Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Paul Bearer has an unwanted and undead houseguest!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 12 March 2014, 18:00
Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: Upon learning of Paul Bearer’s impending induction into the Hall of Fame, I tried to find as many related videos of him that may not be as popular or at least obscure. I happened across this gem that I remembered fresh into the Attitude Era. I love Taker’s comments about remembering where Paul Bearer lived. Duh, Continue Reading...
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