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It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

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You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

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Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

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Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

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God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

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You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

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El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

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New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

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Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

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Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

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“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

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Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

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Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

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  • WWE Creative Dubs J&J Security, Big Show, Kane, Rollins and Orton "THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BRIEFCASE"
  • Brock Lesnar Shows Up at UFC, Throws WWE Belt in Trash; Announces "I'm Coming to Where the Big Boys Play!"
  • Lesnar Storms Out Backstage at Raw: "REALLY Ticked He Hasn't Got That Bacon Velveeta Patty Melt" Notes Source.
  • Randy Orton Returns at FastLane, Runs Wild with Chinlocks
  • Samoa Joe Leaves TNA. Yes He Was Still There, and Yes TNA Still Exists.
All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: Roddy Piper cuts through the WrestleCrap with Saba Simba

11 Submitted by on Thu, 23 January 2014, 07:08
“That’s Tony Atlas! That ain’t no Saba Simba!”. I just love that Roddy refuses to put over this horrible gimmick right from the get-go. Atta boy, Roddy! Treating the viewers at home like they aren’t complete idiots- what a novel idea! I bet Vince really yelled at him once this match finished. As stupid as the gimmick was, at least Continue Reading...
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Get Your Royal Rumble Bingo Card!

33 Submitted by on Wed, 22 January 2014, 17:06
Wanna spice up this Sunday’s Royal Rumble match? Print this bad boy out, and tell us which line fills up first!   TO CREATE YOUR OWN CARD 1. Go to this site 2. Customize Title and Exclamation however you wish 3. Paste the following 40 phrases into the box: Surprise entrant: Jim Duggan SHIELD dissension CM Punk lasts 30 minutes Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Seahawks player cuts wrestling promo!

6 Submitted by on Mon, 20 January 2014, 17:49
Our own Justin Henry found this clip and writes: Last night in the NFC Championship Game, after the Seahawks eliminated the 49ers to advance to the Super Bowl, Seahawks corner Richard Sherman gave a fired-up interview with sideline reporter Erin Andrews, where he angrily dismissed 49ers receiver Michael Crabtree. The interview’s gone viral due to its over-the-top wrestling promo-like vibe, Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part II)

21 Submitted by on Mon, 20 January 2014, 15:07
Rewriting The Book: What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part II) by Jed Shaffer Previously in RTB, Goldberg’s title run and undefeated streak became protected by mandate of Turner Sports executives. Kevin Nash booked Goldberg very weakly, so as to diminish his marquee value. After a couple months of this, Turner Sports demanded Eric Bischoff return from “sabbatical” Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Returns to Action, Friday Night, February 7 for The Meme Event!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 20 January 2014, 14:39
  The city of Buffalo, NY will never be same after Friday night, February 7, with a special edition of The Meme Event! After what took at the 2014 WrestleCrap Royal Rumble, the top stars of WrestleCrap will be in action to settle ongoing grudges, and pave the road to WrestleCrapMania on Sunday, March 30! After Irwin R. Schyster’s victory Continue Reading...
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The Complete 2014 WrestleCrap Royal Rumble from Detroit, MI!

14 Submitted by on Sun, 19 January 2014, 21:00
The WrestleCrap Royal Rumble, where 30 men battle to be the last man standing! Participants include: -Hyyyy-den-reich! -Bass-chun BOOG-er! -Ah-KEEM, the African Dream! -Pack-Man Jones! -The Gobb-ahl-dee Gooker! -I-zik Yankem Dee Dee Ess! -Mantaur! -That 70’s Guy! -The Ugandan Giant, KA-MA-LAAA! -Alleged Space Alien Black Scor-pee-un! -CHEE-TUMMMM! -Michael Cole! -“Pink Assassin” Blade BRAX-DUN! -The Artist! -SOOP-er Eric! -Santina Mahh-rella! -Max Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: See The Big Show’s poop problems for yourself!

1 Submitted by on Sun, 19 January 2014, 20:00
Crapper Preparation Triple H writes: I was recently looking back at some of the WrestleCrap Classic Inductions & re-read “Big Show’s Poop Problem”, which has to be my favorite induction because – as you put it – it literally is WrestleCrap. Anyway, I found YouTube video of that night’s excremental excitement: Hope you enjoy! Ah, yes! One of my favorite Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Super Mario Bros. and Gulliver’s Travels meets All Japan Pro Wrestling?

4 Submitted by on Sat, 18 January 2014, 15:00
Crapper Jim Shea found this amazing clip up there and made my day! He writes: Seeing B. Amoda’s recent ICFYT submission reminded me of this even more wacky and zany video featuring some of Japan’s biggest wrestling stars! We got Jumbo Tsuruta as Super Mario, Giant Baba as Gulliver, and a bunch more of AJPW superstars. Baba’s face at 4:00 Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ultimate Kennedy’s WrestleCrap wrestling figure collection

2 Submitted by on Sat, 18 January 2014, 02:00
Ultimate Kennedy is a longtime and most loyal Crapper who’s been contributing to the site for many years. He has quite the collection of Jakks wrestling figures of wrestlers, all of whom have been inducted right here on WrestleCrap.com! He also does a really good impersonation of R.D Reynolds, doesn’t he? He didn’t ask me to feature this video; I Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Mason Ryan Excited To Make His Return On Monday Night

14 Submitted by on Fri, 17 January 2014, 08:00
Cardiff, Wales – WWE Superstar and former New Nexus member Mason Ryan has been preparing for his return to Raw this coming Monday. Inside his personal gym, Ryan expressed excitement over his return to Monday Night Raw. “It’s been a long time coming. Almost two years by my count,” said Ryan as he blasted his quads. “I know now that Continue Reading...
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Induction: Mad Bull – Proof Heath Slater’s been jobbing since before he was born

22 Submitted by on Thu, 16 January 2014, 21:00
TV movie, 1977 The late Alex Karras was no stranger to the Wrestlecrap. It was he, after all, whose “Mongo” character in Blazing Saddles was the namesake of Horseman Steve “Mongo” McMichael. Less famous was the 1977 TV movie, “Mad Bull,” where Karras played the title role of Iago “Mad Bull” Karkus. Since this was the seventies, not everyone was Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: An Unpredictable Mexican Sitcom

6 Submitted by on Thu, 16 January 2014, 02:00
Crapper B. Amoda writes: In this case, featuring Tineblas and Alushe (the one that looks like a constitpated Ewok), saving a runaway train. Green screen greatness, and the most obvious use of toys since the MST3Ked classic Danger! Death Ray! ConstipatedEwok.com! I bet that URL’s not taken… It’s nice to see Lumpy found work outside of the Star Wars Holiday Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: David Flair’s epic TitanTron video

18 Submitted by on Wed, 15 January 2014, 02:00
David Flair turns back and forth. Ric Flair is disappointed. And… that’s about it. Truly one of the most enthralling and exciting TitanTron videos of all time. And check out that awesome, complex theme music to go along with it! If you had forgotten that David Flair had a career as a wrestler in WWE… well, you’re probably not alone....
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In Memory of Mae Young, a Story

18 Submitted by on Tue, 14 January 2014, 23:46
  WrestleCrap is saddened to learn of the death of Mae Young, who passed away this morning at the age of 90.  We had the honor of inducting her for several ‘comedy’ skits over the year, but even I (RD) have to give her props for not only being incredibly tough, but…well, yes, I will admit it…she made me laugh Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A set of Jeff Hardy artwork lithographs can be yours for how much?!

3 Submitted by on Tue, 14 January 2014, 02:53
I was browsing through the ShopTNA.com store (hurry up and buy any TNA stuff you want before they go out of business!) and boy oh boy did I find something… I came across this set of Jeff Hardy “Similar Creatures” lithographs that Jeff and TNA decided are worth a whopping $834! If you really want to see what each lithograph looks Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Rock explains The Birds And The Bees on Family Guy

6 Submitted by on Tue, 14 January 2014, 02:31
Crapper Jim Shea writes: Not sure if this was posted yet, but here’s a short clip of The Rock (in real life) demonstrating how Peter and Lois Griffin have sex. It looks like Dwayne’s pondering at the end the true meaning of his pie comments… The Rock should be the one to teach all children everywhere about the facts of Continue Reading...
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