Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

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The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

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“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

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Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

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You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

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Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

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Headlies: Natalya Finally Breaks Up With The Great Khali

8 Submitted by on Fri, 14 February 2014, 08:00
Calgary, Alberta, Canada – During an intimate Valentine’s Day dinner, WWE Diva Natalya finally broke up with her on-screen boyfriend, The Great Khali. The two superstars dined at Teatro Ristorante over a romantic candle-lit $90 per plate meal. They made small talk, but Khali noticed that Natalya seemed distant and distracted. When he gently inquired to what was bothering his Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Paul Fisher is a lot like Kurt Angle (in so far as they’re both male).

10 Submitted by on Fri, 14 February 2014, 02:05
Crapper B. Amoda writes: Judo Joe? Bah! At least he might have been trained at some point. Fisher appears to have never stepped through the ropes prior to this match. Not only can’t he run the ropes, he can’t even lock up correctly. Hey, I think Paul is a great wrestler! You’d have to be nuts to disagree with me! Continue Reading...
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Induction: The World’s Largest Love Machine, Viscera – Every day is Hump Day for Big Vis

36 Submitted by on Thu, 13 February 2014, 21:00
(RIP NELSON FRAZIER: 1971 – 2014) WWE, 2005-7 Nelson Frazier has worn many hats during his years with World Wrestling Entertainment. Well, he only ever really wore one hat, which was a crown, but he had a number of gimmicks (rapper, clown, king, cult member) before evolving into Barry White’s younger, scarier brother. Viscera’s road to suave sex-godhood began in Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: William Regal gets reminded of his past

5 Submitted by on Thu, 13 February 2014, 16:56
Crapper Christian Grimmett writes: This is from an episode of Superstars from William Regal’s hometown. The production crew play a little joke on him… It’s hilarious how he reacts, at one point he tries to scowl, but ends up making himself laugh again. Outstanding! I love his smirk once he realizes what’s going on. This is a good excuse to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF Toyota commercials from the 80’s

7 Submitted by on Thu, 13 February 2014, 02:35
Crapper Paul S. sent these commercials in and writes: Here’s some wacky Toyota commercials from the 1980s that apparently ran on Australian television featuring different wrestlers- Iron Shiek, George “The Animal” Steele”, Paul Roma, Steve Lombardi, and S.D Jones, I love The Iron Sheik doing the triumphant jump at the end of his commercial! YEAH!...
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HEADLIES: EDGE’S EX-WIFE RESPECTFULLY DECLINES INVITATION TO INDUCT LITA INTO WWE HALL OF FAME

7 Submitted by on Wed, 12 February 2014, 17:45
  Tampa, FL – Lisa Ortiz, the second wife of WWE Hall of Famer Adam “Edge” Copeland, has respectfully declined an invitation to induct Amy “Lita” Dumas into the WWE Hall of Fame on WrestleMania weekend. Dumas, 38, will be the third modern-era “Diva”, after Tammy Sytch and Trish Stratus, to be inducted into the company’s Hall. Her career was Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Behold, the awesomeness of Power Uti!

9 Submitted by on Wed, 12 February 2014, 02:00
Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: As the YouTube clip suggests, this is from Pro Wrestling USA, February 1985. Those who have read Mick Foley’s Have a Nice Day probably remember Power Uti, Nigeria’s answer to Hulk Hogan, he who scared crooked military cops into playing it straight by shouting “I am Power Uti, the Nigerian heavyweight champion!”, and bullied Continue Reading...
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Headlies: New WWE-inspired rules for Olympic announcers revealed

10 Submitted by on Tue, 11 February 2014, 17:48
Dick Ebersol, senior adviser for NBC’s Olympic coverage and long-time friend of WWE Chairman Vince McMahon, has recently issued a memo outlining new rules for the Sochi 2014 announcers. The goal is to separate the Olympics as a genre distinct from “sports,” a term loaded with negative connotations of coarse players, rowdy fans, gambling, and sweat. Announcers are now to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Suspiciously old kids in WWF LJN figures toy commercial

7 Submitted by on Tue, 11 February 2014, 02:00
Crapper Little Louie P (a.k.a. The Doctor of Style) writes: In commercials, it’s a common trick by toy companies to cast kids who are older than the toy’s target audience. However, LJN was really pushing the envelope with this one. I bet an hour after posing their action figures for the camera, these two kids were buying their weekly Clearasil Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book: Goldberg aftershow

39 Submitted by on Mon, 10 February 2014, 21:22
Welcome to the “aftershow” edition of Rewriting The Book. Never done one of these before, so I hope the start isn’t awkward. Before I get into comments and questions, I want to start off by saying thank you. Anybody who writes only for money will put out garbage product. Writing needs to be of the soul and the heart to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Larry Zbyszko finds the mysterious Go The Ninja

3 Submitted by on Sun, 09 February 2014, 06:24
Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s something you might use. Larry Zbyszko introduces his new sidekick Mr. Go the highly visible ninja. Anyway Go the Ninja was originally played by the very good Japanese wrestler Ryuma Go but his stint in the AWA was short lived. The gimmick was unceremoniously handed off to Steve Olsonoski and suddenly Mr. Go went from Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Stevie Richards’ theme sounds familiar…

7 Submitted by on Sun, 09 February 2014, 02:00
Crapper Drew sent in these videos of Stevie Richards’ them song, and “Love Dump” by Static-X. He writes: This might be a stretch because the main metal riff is a little, say.. generic? But, in the same way DDP’s WCW theme was just a ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ knock off – wasn’t Stevie Richards last WWE theme just ‘Love Dump’ Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Terry Funk is Demolition Dirk Simmons!

9 Submitted by on Sat, 08 February 2014, 21:00
Crapper Jason Barnett writes: From the old TV show Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, this story stars Terry Funk Wow! Lieutenant Commander Riker and Terry Funk in the same TV show! That’s not quite as cool as if it were Oh, and to answer the question imposed in the TV show’s title, this is totally fiction in every conceivable meaning of Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrapMania World Title Tournament Brackets REVEALED!

14 Submitted by on Sat, 08 February 2014, 14:05
Esteemed WrestleCrap President Jack Tunney announced on Friday night, at The Meme Event in Buffalo, that the first ever WrestleCrap World Heavyweight Champion would be decided at WrestleCrapMania on March 30 in Atlantic City, NJ. This morning on Superstars of WrestleCrap, our own Mean Gene Okerlund revealed that the brackets were confirmed late last night, and were ready for revelation. Continue Reading...
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The Meme Event, February 7, Live from Buffalo!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 07 February 2014, 20:00
*cue synthesizer music bed for RAPID FIRE PROMOS* (SHOT ONE: AKEEM W/ SLICK) S: Lights! Camera! Akeeeeeem, hahahaha! A worldwide television audience will be treated to 450 lbs of raw human-a-tee! For their viewing pleasure, the Doctor of Style is unleashing the baddest dude to ever set foot ina rasslin’ ring, and that’s BAD news for you, Kamala! Ya never Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Releases “The Self-Destruction of CM Punk” DVD

20 Submitted by on Fri, 07 February 2014, 08:00
Des Moines, IA – During this week’s edition of Smackdown, WWE announced that they are releasing a brand new DVD entitled “The Self-Destruction of CM Punk”. The release comes as a surprise as there had been no previous mentions of the DVD being written, filmed, produced, and shipped to stores. “I admit the turn-around was quick, but we here at Continue Reading...
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Induction: Double Dare’s Super-Slop-O-Mania – Still more mature than Punk’d

17 Submitted by on Thu, 06 February 2014, 21:00
Nickelodeon/WWF, 1989 With two former wrestlers like Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan handling announcing duties for years in the WWF, constantly at odds, don’t you find it odd that they never squared off in the ring to settle their differences? Why, Michael Cole was barely a year into his insufferable jerk persona before he and Jerry Lawler had a series Continue Reading...
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