Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

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The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

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“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

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Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

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You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

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Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

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Once Again, Botchamania is the Best Show Going Today

9 Submitted by on Fri, 21 February 2014, 16:33
  For the second straight year, Maffew Gregg’s Botchamania took home Best TV Show (because you can watch YouTube on your televisions) in the annual RSPW Awards. For a balloting that dates back to 1990, when 27 wrestling fans had the internet and all of them clamored for a Brad Armstrong push, it’s unclear whether Maffew’s dominance in the category Continue Reading...
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Miz’s Wedding Goes Off Without a Hitch After Miz Was Safely Found on the Hotel Roof

3 Submitted by on Fri, 21 February 2014, 13:16
  Live from Miz and Maryse’s wedding, it’s WWE’s version of The Hangover, with a guest appearance by John Morrison! Sadly, there’s no real Zach Galifianakis prototype here, so I guess Ryder’s defaulted into that role. Not pictured: Yoshi Tatsu as Chow, Big E as Black Miz, Kane as Jeffrey Tambor, Summer Rae as the good-natured stripper Jade, Evan Bourne Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Launches The TNA Network

14 Submitted by on Fri, 21 February 2014, 08:00
Huntingdon, WV – During the intermission of a house show on the West Virgina/Kentucky border, TNA President Dixie Carter revealed that the company would be launching their own network next Monday night. “Howdy, ya’ll!” said Carter to the half-full high school gymnasium. “We here at TNA are proud to announce the launching of the brand new TNA Network!” Carter then Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Wrestling Classic – To quote Nelson Muntz, “I can think of at least two things wrong with that title!”

27 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2014, 21:00
WWF, 1985 After the first Wrestlemania, Vince and company wanted to capitalize by throwing all the great wrestlers and Corporal Kirchner and Moondog Spot onto one spectacular themed event. This concept would eventually come to fruition at 1987’s Survivor Series, but an abortive attempt was made along the way in November 1985: it was a similar concept, but instead of Continue Reading...
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Vince McMahon Informs Breathless World That CM Punk’s on Siesta

10 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2014, 16:58
  In accordance with the internet’s Defcon 12 coverage of CM Punk’s walkout (“CM Punk picks up girlfriend at airport”, “CM Punk poses for trading card photo”), it’s being widely reported that Vince McMahon briefly name-dropped the missing star at today’s investor conference call, with every single hanger-on dying to chomp at the succulent news nugget dangled before them. McMahon’s Continue Reading...
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WWE May Not be Rey Mysterio’s Pueblo for Much Longer

11 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2014, 09:43
  CM Punk’s walkout seems legitimate, Alberto Del Rio is leaning toward retirement, and Christian’s reportedly due to take a walk when his deal lapses. Seems though Rey Mysterio could be part of this generational shift, with reports that no effort has been made to extend his expiring contract, and that Rey was removed from a San Diego live event Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Barry Horowitz- the action figure!

5 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2014, 02:20
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: It can’t be a Barry Horowitz action figure? Can it??? It is!!!! Somebody cue his WWE theme!!! I’m on it! I love that someone took the time to customize a Barry Horowitz figure. I’m sure he’d be best friends with R.D’s custom Gooker figure. You Crappers know how much we love Barry here at WrestleCrap!...
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WWE Network Further Ensures Wrestling Fans Will Aim to Get Disability From Work

5 Submitted by on Wed, 19 February 2014, 21:23
  As if the lure of every WWE, WCW, and ECW PPV that has ever existed (personally, I’m holding out for UWF Beach Brawl) being made available on the Network, WWE revealed a list of regularly scheduled programs that the streaming channel has to offer. Among the programs being made available: -NXT -Best of Raw and Smackdown, featuring memorable episodes Continue Reading...
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Did You Know That WWE ‘Retrained’ Daniel Bryan? Other Gems Joey Ryan’s Unearthed About His Time with WWE

20 Submitted by on Wed, 19 February 2014, 14:38
  Bill Demott’s taken more potshots in the past several years than Cypress Hill has for their entire existence, and it’s apparently for good reason. The NXT trainer/freelance hazer has come under fire for allegations of gross misconduct as a developmental coach (“unsolicited naked stinkface” being among the shuddersome phrases involved), and indy sensation Joey Ryan recently relayed some laughable Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Remembers Nelson Frazier, Best Known as Mabel, Viscera, and Big Daddy V

12 Submitted by on Wed, 19 February 2014, 01:15
  It’s been reported, most notably by his former Men on a Mission tag team partner Mo, that Nelson Frazier has passed away, days after his 43rd birthday. Early reports are that Frazier succumbed to a massive heart attack. Frazier, of course, had a few memorable runs through WWE in the nineties and 2000s, with his pinnacle being a victory Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bobby Heenan is literally a weasel-faced goof!

5 Submitted by on Tue, 18 February 2014, 15:45
In the mid-90’s WCW would sometimes have “All Nighter” events showing classic NWA/WCW matches hosted by WCW announcers “live”. Bobby Heenan (supposedly) fell asleep during one of these events and the other guys drew a weasel nose and whiskers on him. They proceeded to laugh as if this was the funniest thing in the world. Isn’t this something that college Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: It wasn’t The Shockmaster’s fault that he fell (really!).

5 Submitted by on Mon, 17 February 2014, 19:55
Jim Cornette explains on Steve Austin’s podcast how it wasn’t The Shockmaster’s fault that he fell during his grand debut entrance. We can thank WCW’s set construction crew (and maybe Ole Anderson himself) for this memorable moment. Poor Fred. I can’t help but feel bad for him. Not only did he not know about the huge support beam that was Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Goldust no more (for a little while, anyway).

15 Submitted by on Mon, 17 February 2014, 02:55
Dustin Rhodes burns his Goldust outfit because he’s sick of being Goldust (or “The Artist Formerly Known As Goldust”, or whatever). So, he starts to talk like a preacher- rambling on and on about how “he” is coming back soon. Who is “he”? Well, it turned out “he” was Goldust when Dustin became Goldust again a few weeks later because Continue Reading...
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Saturday Night’s Meme Event Returns March 8 in Dallas!

8 Submitted by on Sat, 15 February 2014, 15:12
  The last major stop on the road to WrestleCrapMania in Atlantic City will take place in the Lone Star State! It will be there, 22 days before the biggest extravaganza in wrestling absurdity takes place, that all of WrestleCrap’s top stars convene for one momentous tune-up! Heading the bill will be a gigantic ten-man tag, featuring ten of the Continue Reading...
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