Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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Headlies: Val Venis Ready For Wrestlemania XXX

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Wichita Falls, TX – Former WWE Superstar Val Venis has been traveling from Los Angeles to New Orleans under the assumption that he will be taking part in Wrestlemania XXX. “The Big Valbolski is locked, cocked, and ready to rock all the fine females in New Orleans,” said Venis as he hitchhiked to New Orleans down Route 82 in nothing Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The M.U.S.C.L.E Hard Knockin’ Rockin’ Ring

21 Submitted by on Fri, 28 March 2014, 02:00
My buddy Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula did an article on the M.U.S.C.L.E Hard Knockin’ Rockin’ Ring. For those of you Crappers who have never heard of them, M.U.S.C.L.E (which stood for “Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere”- how cool is that?!) figures were small PVC figures of intergalactic wrestlers. You can read more about them here.  The ring let Continue Reading...
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Induction: Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan – How long should this world title match last? LOL, I’ll pretend you said 18 seconds.

58 Submitted by on Thu, 27 March 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2012 It was Wrestlemania, and wrestling fans around the world were eager to see Daniel Bryan take on Sheamus in a title match on the grandest stage of them all. While not the most heavily-hyped match on the card, this match had the potential to steal the show. Imagine those fans’ surprise when the match ended before they knew Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: No, A.J Lee didn’t invent skipping…

6 Submitted by on Wed, 26 March 2014, 02:00
Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: This clip comes from my home country – the Philippines – and showcases the talents (I use that word loosely) of Lawin (Hawk in English) and Max Buwaya (Max Lizard). If you thought Lawin’s vignette was hilarious, wait till you see Max Buwaya happily prancing, or should I say skipping about in the ring Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Daniel Bryan makes a new friend and meets a long lost cousin!

2 Submitted by on Tue, 25 March 2014, 10:00
Crapper Avi Krebs writes: My nomination is fairly recent but with the new Muppets movie coming out shortly I thought this would be most fitting. Want to know the recipe for a great WWE backstage segment? Take one part Daniel Bryan Add in Animal from the Muppets Finish it off with a Goat and voila! Amazing!!! I love Animal’s expressive Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Magazine ad with more of Ralphus than you’d ever want to see!

8 Submitted by on Tue, 25 March 2014, 02:00
From the WCW Worldwide blog, it’s an ad for WCW Magazine featuring Ralphus’ bare ass. Oh yeah, this certainly makes me want to fork over my hard-earned money for this magazine! Presumably Raalphus had the magazine handy not to read, but just in case he ran out of toilet paper. That would certainly be a better use for it…...
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It Came From YouTube: WWE Superstars meet Scooby-Doo at the Scooby-Doo movie premiere!

8 Submitted by on Mon, 24 March 2014, 12:33
It’s the premiere of “Scooby-Doo: WrestleMania Mystery”! I just love watching the wrestlers talk about how great the movie is and hang out with Scooby. I’m so easily amused, sometimes… Help support WrestleCrap.com and buy your copy of “Scooby-Doo: WrestleMania Mystery” via these links on DVD, Blu-Ray, or Amazon Instant Video today!...
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It Came From YouTube: Land Of 1,000 Dances video

10 Submitted by on Mon, 24 March 2014, 02:00
Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: If musicians of different genres got together as one in 1985 to record “We Are the World”, the WWF’s heels and faces came damn close to breaking kayfabe by collaborating on this Wrestlecraptacular version of the ’60s classic “Land of a Thousand Dances.” I’ll leave it up to my fellow Crappers to add their Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This Sid Vicious shirt is “hard” to beat.

10 Submitted by on Sun, 23 March 2014, 18:00
Straight from the always amazing WCW Worldwide blog comes this.. um… unique WCW Sid Vicious shirt from the early 90’s. I’m not a peter gazer (ahem) or anything, but it’s pretty obvious he was drawn with a visible erection. Also, for some reason he’s posing on Pride Rock from The Lion King… Maybe Sid is just waiting for Rafiki to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Talking Mad Caps Soda Toppers featuring Sting and Goldberg

5 Submitted by on Sat, 22 March 2014, 02:00
These are WCW “Talking Mad Caps Soda Toppers” featuring Goldberg and Sting (both of whom look like they’re about ready to take a Trust Fall). They’re the “safe and fun way to drink from soda cans”! Gosh, I didn’t know that drinking from a soda can was so dangerous the way I’ve been doing it my entire life. What exactly is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Stars Travel Around In A Van Solving Mysteries To Promote New Scooby Doo DVD

11 Submitted by on Fri, 21 March 2014, 08:00
Salem, MA – To help promote this next week’s release of the Scooby-Doo!: Wrestlemania Mystery DVD, Vince McMahon has sent several WWE wrestlers around the country to solve various mysteries. The group of amateur sleuths consist of sparingly-used Superstars Justin Gabriel and Curt Hawkins and Divas Eva Marie and Layla. They have been traveling to various haunted spots in a Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Dungeon Of Doom introduces us to THE MONSTER MENG!!!

15 Submitted by on Fri, 21 March 2014, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: You know what we haven’t had on Wrestlecrap in awhile? A Dungeon of Doom Segment. Weirdly enough less than a year before this Meng was already in WCW doing a “bodyguard in a nice suit” gimmick. Kind of weird how he went from being a normal guy to a kung-fu cannibal in some kind of gold Continue Reading...
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RD Reynolds to Be at Heroes & Legends 3 This Weekend!!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 20 March 2014, 21:17
  Just wanted to let my fellow Crappers know I will be attending the Heroes and Legends of Wrestling III event in Fort Wayne, Indiana this Saturday, March 22!  I will kinda just be wandering around with my buddy, “Diamond Dan” Garza, won’t have a table, but will bring along some books if anyone is interested.  If you have anything Continue Reading...
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Induction: Steve Austin vs. Yokozuna – A match fit for a king. Apparently.

24 Submitted by on Thu, 20 March 2014, 20:00
WWF, 1996 The WWF’s King of the Ring was a pretty big deal back when the Federation held an annual pay-per-view around the tournament. Winning the crown, while not a guarantee of success, was an indicator that big things were coming a wrestler’s way. Of the tournament-winners from 1993 to 2002, Owen Hart, Mabel, Kurt Angle, and Brock Lesnar all Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sting blow-up doll

10 Submitted by on Thu, 20 March 2014, 02:00
Here’s another gem from the WCW Worldwide blog! It’s a Sting blow-up doll (?!). Now, I could go for the easy joke about what this doll looks like… But, I’ll leave that up to you Crappers. Instead, I’ll mention that Sting’s freakishly tiny head reminds me of this scene from Beetlejuice featuring Papa Shango’s late Uncle Hermie Shango:...
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