Sable loves the water.

And real estate.

Get all the dirt on Sable (and watch her wash it off) in our newest induction!

What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • TNA Welcomes Kcabyr (that's Ryback spelled backwards) To Their Roster
  • Undertaker Drafted to WB Kids; "Looking Forward to Tagging With Scooby Doo," Deadman Notes
  • "Local Competitor" Already More Likeable Than Randy Orton
  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
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Someone Bought This: Feel the power of WWF Electronic Power Pinball!!!

2 Submitted by on Tue, 20 January 2015, 02:00
Prepare yourselves, Crappers! This isn’t just pinball. Oh no… This is WWF ELECTRONIC POWER PINBALL! (Say that in your best gravely Vince McMahon announcer voice). You know, I was going to take a pass on this game and get something else, but once I found out it had “VARIABLE ELECTRONIC SOUNDS”… well then I was sold, baby! VariableElectronicSounds.com! I bet that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan And The Wrestling Boot Band promotional photo

13 Submitted by on Sat, 17 January 2015, 02:00
Straight from the WCW Worldwide Blog, here’s an exciting 8×10 promotional photo of Hulk Hogan And The Wrestling Boot Band! From left to right: J.J. Maguire – guitar, keyboards, vocals, bass, drums Linda Bollea – vocals, percussion Hulk Hogan – vocals, bass Jimmy Hart – vocals, percussion, effects What’s weird about this photo is that Hulk is actually the most Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jimmy Wang Yang Returns With North Korean Hacker Gimmick

10 Submitted by on Fri, 16 January 2015, 08:00
(Today’s Headlie was co-written by Keith LaPointe. Thanks, Keith!)   Orlando, FL – WWE announced today via their Performance Center that the company has come to terms with the return of superstar Jimmy Wang Yang after a 5 year abscence.When contacted, Triple H, head of talent relations, said that Wang would be brought back with a new identity and purpose. Continue Reading...
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RD and Blade Radio: Episode 34!!

5 Submitted by on Thu, 15 January 2015, 21:34
Pinball Machines, Gooker Awards, Fun with Tammy, and Tons More – What Else Could You Ask for From RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton?  Listen below or download here!...
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Induction: Big Show vs. The Authority – Never mind the KO Punch, you’ll get brain damage just watching it!

34 Submitted by on Thu, 15 January 2015, 20:00
WWE, 2013 It’s rare to see a storyline play out in WWE with that perfect combination of boring corporate power struggles, gaping plot holes, heel authority figures, stupid babyfaces, kayfabe firings, historical revisionism, gimmick infringement, and McMahon hypocrisy. Sure, you might see three or four or five of those elements in a single angle, but all of them at once? Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Illegal Aliens – Chyna vs. Anna Nicole Smith? We are SO There

19 Submitted by on Wed, 14 January 2015, 10:00
Direct to Video Release, 2007 Today, fellow Crappers, we are going to review Illegal Aliens, a science fiction film starring Anna Nicole Smith and Joanie “Chyna” Laurer. Just typing that, I think my fingers might have orgasmed. For a guy that runs a site called “WrestleCrap”, you have to admit, that’s a pretty juicy order. Here we have two of the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars snack tray

13 Submitted by on Tue, 13 January 2015, 02:00
It’s the WWF Superstars snack tray (complete with The Texas Tornado!). It’s the perfect place to put your bowl of Fruit Loops while you sit parked in front of that swank 21″ console TV sitting cross-legged as you watch All American Wrestling on a Sunday morning just after The USA Cartoon Express! (How’s that for a run-on sentence?)....
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Commentary: The End of the Streak is Not WrestleCrap

31 Submitted by on Mon, 12 January 2015, 16:18
  When Brock Lesnar’s third F5 begat the pinfall that ended The Undertaker’s iconic WrestleMania streak, the impact was immediate. Hundreds of visible fans on camera, out of the 75,000 at the Superdome, leapt from their chairs, eyes saucer-sized, jaws slack, and emitting grunts and screams of incomprehension. That WWE would take modern-day folklore, carefully (in the early days unknowingly) Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Forget Austin 3:16, this shirt is way cooler!

12 Submitted by on Mon, 12 January 2015, 02:00
  At Summer Slam in 1997, Owen Hart (accidentally) broke Steve Austin’s neck. The WWF decided to capitalize on this by giving Owen this awesome “Owen 3:16/I Just Broke Your Neck” shirt. Steve Austin uses Austin 3:16 to mock Jake Roberts. Owen Hart then uses Owen 3:16 to mock Steve Austin. Isn’t it ironic? Don’tcha think? It’s like rain on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you’ve lost your marbles, i’ve found them… WWF Rad Roller marbles, that is!

17 Submitted by on Sun, 11 January 2015, 02:00
What could be better than marbles with pictures of wrestlers in them? Well, um a lot of things. But these are still pretty cool pieces of wrestling merchandise. I like that they’re called “Rad Rollers”. How totally 80’s is that? They’re gnarly to the max and totally rad! And look! They’re specifically labeled “action marbles” as opposed to all those other Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Genesis Of Max Moon

14 Submitted by on Sat, 10 January 2015, 17:26
Some pretty interesting documents showing hoe WWE developed the Max Moon character (including when Konnan was going to be the one playing him!). …including some really interesting potential names for the gimmick, like MOE LECKULOR! Kind of sad they put this much time, effort, and money into a gimmick that fizzled out so fast. (Thanks to Eddie Famous who posted Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: ‘CM PUNK’ CHANT FAILS TO CATCH ON AT SPARSELY ATTENDED INDEPENDENT SHOW

3 Submitted by on Sat, 10 January 2015, 14:55
  Twin Falls, ID – Only 34 fans were in attendance for Powerful Stars of Wrestling’s second annual ‘GrappleCrush’ event at Historic Ballroom, with one voice ringing above the rest. Quinn Daggler, 25, of neighboring Meridian, ID, attended the six-match card with a friend, and expressed his displeasure with the quality of the event. By the third bout, featuring Frederick Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: 2001 WCW calendars are hilarious in hindsight.

18 Submitted by on Sat, 10 January 2015, 02:00
You could almost subtitle this SBT “Countdown To Extinction”. Here’s are a WCW 2001 Wall Calendar (Bryan over at WCWWorldwide.com has scanned the whole calendar which you can view right here!) and a 2001 Cube Calendar. Fouad, you wanna handle this one? HEY! You’re not Fouad! You can’t fool me, you indecisive rocker! Get outta here! Ah, there he is! “OH HO Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Raven Cast In Reboot of Disney’s “That’s So Raven”

9 Submitted by on Fri, 09 January 2015, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – The Disney Channel has decided to reboot the award-winning show “That’s So Raven”. To the surprise of the entertainment world, the show’s star Raven-Symone will be replaced former ECW and WCW champion Raven. Executive Producer Sean McNamara said of the change, “We wanted to take ‘That’s So Raven’ in a new and exciting direction. Raven-Symone was great, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Asya signed promotional photo

9 Submitted by on Fri, 09 January 2015, 02:00
The WWF had a large, athletic, tough woman named after an Asian country (Chyna). So of course WCW decided to (I guess) one-up them by naming their wrestler “Asya”. Because Asia is bigger because it’s the continent that contains China. Get it? Chyna/Chyna, Asya/Asia? Oh, that WCW was so darn clever… The difference is that Chyna had a personality and could Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Paul Orndorff, Fitness Trainer – Lose Weight the Wonderful Way!

24 Submitted by on Thu, 08 January 2015, 20:00
WWF, 1985 I feel like I’ve written this induction 20 times before…probably because every year is exactly the same. December comes, and I lose all self control.  Between white fudge Oreos, Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes, Reese’s Peanut Butter Trees, and every other cookie, candy, and concoction under the sun, it’s amazing I don’t put on 50 pounds every year. Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: NEW WWE WrestleMania Pinball Machine!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 07 January 2015, 10:00
Got $5,000 burning a hole in your pocket?  Then check out the BRAND NEW WWE WrestleMania pinball machine from Stern! If you can pony up $8,000, you can get the Limited Edition version.  Only 400 are being made, and they will feature an all legends art package, featuring Andre the Giant, Ultimate Warrior, The Undertaker, and Hulk Hogan…who is also Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: The Indianapolis Colts Celebrate…RIC FLAIR STYLE!

4 Submitted by on Tue, 06 January 2015, 21:54
From Fellow Crapper Shane Kotlyar: Attached you’ll find Colts safety Sergio Brown doing his best Ric Flair impression to celebrate a win over the Bengals. Not gonna lie, if football doesn’t work out for this guy, WWE might be the place to go for this guy. He even does the Flair Strut to perfection. And all the while, Blade’s poor Lions Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Legion Of Doom Vs… The Legion Of Doom? See for yourself!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 06 January 2015, 02:00
Fast forward to 3:46 into this video, and you can see The Legion Of Doom fight themselves (!) in the arcade game WWF WrestleFest. Normally; The Legion Of Doom are the final boss characters in the game and you can’t actually play as them. But, thanks to M.A.M.E and cheat files, you can hack into the game and play as Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Hardcore Championship replica belt

22 Submitted by on Sun, 04 January 2015, 02:00
The WCW Hardcore Championship was one of the lamest belts in all of wrestling. It was defended in some of the worst matches in WCW history. For your amusement and education, here is a complete list of all of the esteemed WCW Hardcore Champions including Brian Knobbs, Three Count, Big Vito, Eric Bischoff, and Norman Smiley. You can buy a replica Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sable Yo-Yo

19 Submitted by on Sat, 03 January 2015, 02:00
The next time your buddy says “That Sable was a real Yo-Yo” you can just nod your head and show them this! With the teased hair, sunglasses, and vinyl one-peice bodysuit she looks like some kind of Biker Chick reject from a bad 80’s Action movie. The “hot pink background with lightening (?) doesn’t help, either… I wonder which had Continue Reading...
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