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Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

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A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

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Zack Ryder in a Wrestlemania match?

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Vince McMahon will do anything to make sure Roman Reigns has a memorable Wrestlemania entrance.

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Sting is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame…

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Sami Zayn’s role at Wrestlemania revealed!

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Five Simple Words:  “They Are Fighting Over Shampoo.”

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Kevin Owens sure looks comfy.

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Want to watch Vince McMahon choke his daughter and pie face his wife?

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Shane McMahon is back and he’s ready for another invasion.

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Buff Bagwell Boxes Roddy Piper…NEW INDUCTION!

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It’s the other realm match of the century: Billy Gunn vs. Sabrina The Teenage Witch!

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The Gooker Award Winning Lana-Dolph-Rusev-Summer love trapezoid!

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It may not have won the 2015 Gooker…but it was just 17 votes away!

The DIVAS REVOLUTION!

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A HUGE match had been announced for Wrestlemania!

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How many WrestleCrap inductees can you cram into one Royal Rumble?

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No one was expecting this surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble!

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Time to announce the “Winner” of the 2015 Gooker Award!

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Antonio Cesaro Yodels for…well…No One’s Enjoyment!

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REVEALED!  The Reason Why James Storm Returned to TNA-Impact Wrestling!

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It’s the Slammys, hosted by Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand!

Somehow It’s Even Worse than You Can Imagine!

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The Legendary Bill Apter Joins WrestleCrap Radio!

Who Were Real People at PWI? Did Bill Invent Apartment Wrestling?

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Going to jail wasn’t all bad for Vince. He got to meet an old friend while in the slammer.

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It’s a Superkick Party with The Young Bucks and Good Ol’ JR is invited!

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WrestleCrap.com is devastated at the passing of Harry Simon.

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It’s the lump of coal nobody wants, but everyone gets.

The Annual WrestleCrap Radio Christmas Show is Here!

Has Dixie Carter been a good girl this year?

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Great Scott!

It’s a Back to the Future Christmas!

And it absolutely sucks!

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Turd Up!

K-Fed Has Arrived at WrestleCrap in a New Induction!

WWE has found the reason why ratings are in the basement: lack of Mike Adamle!

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Look at that image.  Does this look like a GOOD Christmas movie?

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Bad News Brown Has a Surprise for Jake Roberts:

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  • Zack Ryder 1-0 at Mania, Plans on Challenging for Undertaker Streak
  • Vince McMahon Planning on Repackaging "That NXT Nakamoto Guy" as Hakushi Jr.
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Someone Bought This: Raven photographed in much happier days in WCW and the WWF

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Yes, before he was Raven… even before he was Johnny Polo, he was surfer dude Scotty Flamingo in WCW as evidenced in this totally tubular promotional 8×10 glossy photo! The only thing that’s missing is a little sunblock on his nose. Scotty does not appear on television with pink flamingo as illustrated. For those of you who have forgotten his brief Continue Reading...
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Induction: Booker T vs. Triple H – HHH goes KKK

54 Submitted by on Thu, 19 March 2015, 20:07
WWE, 2003 Wrestling storylines aren’t like any other storylines you’ll see on TV; they’re typically much, much worse. No ordinary TV series could get away with the disjointed plots that wrestling fans are subjected to on a regular basis. Even series with the most notoriously convoluted stories made up as the writers went along, like The X-Files or Twin Peaks Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: It’s Man Vs. Bear at Wrestlemania 31?

21 Submitted by on Thu, 19 March 2015, 13:36
This is a new Wrestlemania 31 shirt that says “The California Conflict- Man Vs. Bear”. Which makes sense, because a man will be wrestling a bear at Wrestlemania, and.. Oh wait, that isn’t happening? Well, a bear will be at Wrestlemania in some capacity, right? Oh, it won’t? I see. So there will be no old-timey Man Vs. Bear action Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Shawn Michaels’ lame original heel theme music

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Let’s see how many of you Crappers remember this… After Shawn Michaels turned on Marty Jannetty in January of 1992 he needed new theme music to reflect his new arrogant heel persona, and he needed it quickly. But before WWE’s composer Jim Johnston could come up with something appropriate, he decided to give  him some lame, orchestral theme music- in Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Hulk Hogan’s Ultimate Grill Infomercial – Whatcha Gonna Do When Steaks and Burgers and Hot Dogs and Waffles and Cookies Run Wild On You?

60 Submitted by on Wed, 18 March 2015, 20:00
INFOMERCIAL, 2007 Many thanks to Michael Cole (not that one – I don’t think) for submitting this! Long-time Crappers know the story of the legendary Hulk Hogan Thunder Mixer, but for those of you that don’t, here’s the skinny: according to legend, the Hulkster was going to be offered a grill that would allow fat to drip away from whatever meat you Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Archie wrestling comic book

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Crapper Paul S. writes: Via Comics Alliance. Archie & Friends Wrestle Maniacs (3/20/15) Digital Exclusive Get ready to RUMBLE! Archie and friends are laying a smackdown in this new digital exclusive! You’ll tap out with laughter as the gang jumps into the ring to tell some of our funniest wrestling stories. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN ARCHIEMANIA RUNS WILD?! Script: Various Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Wrestling Isn’t Wrestling

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Crapper Sean writes: I’m sure you may have received this vid a million times as everyone I know is posting about it on twitter as I type this but this little video is quite humorous and surprisingly accurate in the description of Triple H’s career, as portrayed by many lovely ladies…and features guest appearances from names such as Justin Roberts, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Announces All-Divas Edition of RAW

7 Submitted by on Mon, 16 March 2015, 08:00
Stamford, CT – In a closed-door meeting, Vince McMahon, Triple H, and Stephanie McMahon announced to the WWE Divas that an entire episode of RAW would be dedicated solely to them. “We’d like to thank all of you ladies for coming today,” started Stephanie. “Management understands that their has been grumbling amongst all of you about not getting enough air Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: At least he’s honest…

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Crapper Drew Bludd writes: “Cut my music because its not… good… at all…” The guys on OSW Review were the first ones I heard slag off Cesaro’s newest ring music. What do sirens have to do with being The Swiss Superman? And the hard rock noise just doesn’t fit his character at all. Apparently, Claudio agrees!...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Fan Club cassette tapes have a lot of bad music

9 Submitted by on Sun, 08 March 2015, 02:00
If you joined the WWF Fan Club, you got a cassette of theme music. This is the 5th volume from 1993. Let’s look at the songs: WWF Superstars Theme Music V (1993) All tracks composed by Jim Johnston Lex Luger – “I’ll Be Your Hero” (2:13) Doink the Clown – “Doinkin’ Around” (0:42) M.O.M. – “Men On A Mission” (1:46) Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Original Friar Ferguson Character Sketches Discovered

10 Submitted by on Fri, 06 March 2015, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – WWE Archivist Benjamin Brown has announced the discovery of long-forgotten character designs for former WWF Superstar Friar Ferguson. “It really is quite remarkable,” said Brown. “Many fans will remember the short-lived ‘mad monk’ Friar Ferguson for his brown robe, Gregorian chant theme music, and sitting on his opponent’s face, but few know that this was not the Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Worst of “America The Beautiful” at Wrestlemania – From Sea to Shining C-R-A-P

46 Submitted by on Thu, 05 March 2015, 20:00
WWE 1985-present Ever since Wrestlemania I, it has been a tradition to start off the show with a patriotic tune. Now, if you take a moment to think about it, it does seem like an odd way to start an event revolving around men in goofy tights with stupid haircuts flopping around pretending to be hurt. You don’t see that Continue Reading...
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