Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

Cena vs. Cole!

Dave Meltzer may have given it *****, but we sure didn’t!

(And no, Dave did not give it *****.  But we gave it a NEW Induction!)

The very first WWF video game ever is inducted…

…and we bet you don’t know what it actually is!

Up is down, black is white, and losses now count as wins according to Vince McMahon.

Fall down the rabbit hole into this week’s Headlie.

It’s everyone’s favorite Attitude-era medical technician named after the wife of a US President!

Barbara Bush…INDUCTED!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened to hear of the passing of Joanie “Chyna” Laurer.

For details, please click through.

When The Authority left for vacation, they thought they remembered to bring everything.

They were wrong.

Dance on over to Headlies to find out what they forgot.

 

A Million Dollar Doink and a Cross-Eyed Warrior!

Where is Randy Savage to Give Us an “OH YEAH”?

The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 1990s…INDUCTED!

Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

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  • Lesner's Plan to Defeat UFC 200 Foe: Infuriate Him By Repeatedly Calling Him "Mike", Not "Mark"
  • RUMOR: Brock Lesnar Opponent at UFC to Be Ken Shamrock. Or Maybe Kama. Tank Abbot, Perhaps.
  • Matt and Jeff Hardy Shockingly Found To Be In Condition To Work
  • Goldberg Added to WWE 2K17, "Ability to Remove Goldust Wig" To Be Future DLC
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan “Hulk Rules” car windshield shade

11 Submitted by on Tue, 21 April 2015, 02:00
From the Merchandise Catalog in Issue #7 of Wrestling Spotlight (Jake Roberts) comes this Hulk Hogan “Hulk rules” car shade for your windshield. These tacky things were all the rage in the 80’s. The idea was to block the sun so your car interior didn’t get insufferably hot or damaged from the sun’s rays. They didn’t really work very well. Your Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Randy Orton Hits An RKO Out Of Somewhere

18 Submitted by on Mon, 20 April 2015, 08:00
Providence, RI – WWE Superstar Randy Orton stunned the Smackdown audience this week when he hit an RKO from out of somewhere. Orton, known for hitting his patented RKO finishing move from “out of nowhere”, was scene blatantly reaching underneath the ring apron. The “viper” carefully carried the RKO into the ring and promptly used it on Kane to win Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling comic book ad

16 Submitted by on Mon, 20 April 2015, 02:00
 Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s a comic book ad from 1985 hyping CBS’s new Saturday Morning line-up heavily featuring Hulk Hogan’s “Rock ‘n’ Wrestling.  1985 would be something of a jinxed year for CBS as the “Young Astronauts” cartoon would be canceled before the first episode ever aired because of the Challenger tragedy, while Jim Henson’s “Little Muppet Monsters” which Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA guitar picks rip-off a classic guitar manufacturer.

4 Submitted by on Sun, 19 April 2015, 14:25
I found this set of TNA Guitar Picks and they’re on sale for just $1. I guess you could say that TNA’s really been strumming the wrong note for quite awhile now! Ha ha ha… The blue one is the Jeff Jarrett Founder pick (seriously!). You know, because Jeff Jarrett had a country singer gimmick. In the WWF. Back in 1995.  Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Stylish Four Horsemen sweatshirts

13 Submitted by on Sun, 19 April 2015, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes:  Insert your bad Christmas family portrait jokes here. I’m picturing The Four Horsemen at Sears Portrait Studio or JC Penny’s or whatever with their mothers on the other side of the camera yelling at them to look well-behaved and smile at the camera so they “can have at least one nice photo of the boys looking so Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Part IV

3 Submitted by on Fri, 17 April 2015, 21:05
by Neil Cathan What if…John Cena’s Worst Year Ever Actually Was? And What if…The Planned Dean Ambrose/Mick Foley Program Had Happened? The Road To Summerslam 2013 The Build To Extreme Rules The first RAW after Wrestlemania opens with the man who did what, for 514 days, no-one else could: new WWE champion Dolph Ziggler. Huge grin on his face, he Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bill Watts’ UWF promo video

4 Submitted by on Fri, 17 April 2015, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Check out this corporate video designed to sell Bill Watts Universal Wrestling Federation (formerly Mid-South Wrestling) to new TV markets. This also did a very good job of explaining who “Dr. Death” Steve Williams, Ted Dibiase, the Freebirds, and other stars. Sadly while UWF was doing great ratings the cost of going national combined with a Continue Reading...
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Induction: Nation of Domination, USWA version – Kareem Abdul-Jobbers

42 Submitted by on Thu, 16 April 2015, 20:23
USWA, 1996-7 During the 1990s, the WWF had a working relationship with Memphis-based USWA. Over the years, wrestlers like Razor Ramon, Ahmed Johnson, and Papa Shango passed through the promotion and won their Unified Title. In fact, in 1993, a heel contingent of Bret and Owen Hart, Randy Savage, Koko B. Ware, and Tatanka, all babyfaces in the Federation, feuded Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A Global Force in keeping your Diet Shasta Orange cold!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 16 April 2015, 15:00
I came across this Global Force Wrestling Can Coolie and this thing is marketed towards people who presumably fall under all of the following categories: A). People who absolutely must keep their vintage sealed can of 7-Up Gold chilled no matter where they take it. B). People who want to promote Jeff Jarrett’s Global Force Wrestling (which has yet to announce a Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WBF Championships VHS and the WBF Bodybuilding Lifestyles magazine!

15 Submitted by on Wed, 15 April 2015, 02:00
Vince McMahon thought people would love his World Bodybuilding Federation. He put on two WBF Championship Pay-Per-Views and later released them on VHS. and a weekly “Bodystars” TV show that aired on the USA network. He even published “WBF Bodybuilding Lifestyles” magazine! You know… So you can watch oily, buff muscly men flexing and posing with a smile over and over Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: 1 man… 19 gimmicks!

22 Submitted by on Tue, 14 April 2015, 03:20
Behold! Every single gimmick of Ed Leslie! I just have to type out this list for prosperity: Ed Boulder Eddie Golden Dizzy Golden Eddie Hogan Dizzy Hogan Brute Force Baron Beefcake Brutus Beefcake Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake Fur Face/The Mariner Brother Bruti The Clipmaster The Butcher The Man With No Name The Man With No Face Zodiac The Booty Man Big Brother Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brock Lesnar Accidentally Goes Into Brie Mode

8 Submitted by on Mon, 13 April 2015, 08:00
London, UK – Former WWE World Champion Brock Lesnar, known for his intense shocked the live audience on Monday night by accidentally going into “Brie Mode”. Brie Mode, while not in Webster’s dictionary, comes from WWE Diva Brie Bella’s raucous and sometimes destructive behavior while drinking and partying. During an in-ring promo with his advocate, Paul Heyman, Lesnar grabbed the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Irish People Watch WrestleMania

4 Submitted by on Sun, 12 April 2015, 23:53
Crapper Paul S. writes: What happens when you show a ladder-match to non-wrestling fans? Something beautiful. “So they all want the belt.” “Why? They don’t have any pants…” Oh crap! If R.D sees this video, he’s going to totally replace me with an Irish person because they’re a whole lot funnier than I am....
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Part III

3 Submitted by on Sun, 12 April 2015, 15:49
(Jed’s note: sorry about the lateness. The weekend got busy with life and another project and it all got away from me.) by Neil Cathan What if…John Cena’s Worst Year Ever Actually Was? And What if…The Planned Dean Ambrose/Mick Foley Program Had Happened? The Road To Wrestlemania 29 The Build To The Royal Rumble: On the first RAW of the new Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s mystery-meat “cheese” burgers (with “melt”)

13 Submitted by on Sun, 12 April 2015, 02:00
Hulk Hogan “Cheese” Burgers. I put “Cheese” in quotes because I somehow doubt these things have any real cheese made from milk in them. Remember; I’m “The Big Cheese” Paul Kraft- I know my quality cheeses! What’s “melt” anyway? “Melt” is something ice does. it is not something I want topping my burger! I wouldn’t eat these “Cheese” Burgers if Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrapRadio.com has a new URL! Update your bookmarks!

0 Submitted by on Sat, 11 April 2015, 16:16
I just wanted all you loyal Crappers to know that the WrestleCrap Radio fan site which used to be at WrestleCrapRadio.com has moved, and is now located at: http://wrestlecrapradio.blogspot.com! It’s all the same great stuff from before, just at a new URL! So get to clicking’ for all sorts of WrestleCrap Radio and RD & Blade Show fun, clips, statistics, and Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart- Color Commentator extraordinaire

10 Submitted by on Sat, 11 April 2015, 02:00
Following the breakup of The Hart Foundation; in early 1991 Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart joined Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan to provide color commentary for WWF Wrestling Challenge for who knows what reason. And boy oh boy he was awful! I don’t know who (maybe it was “Who”?) thought this was a good idea, but boy was he a 5th Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WCW Show Down Action Playset lets you really show your WCW fan pride and look stupid at the same time!

6 Submitted by on Sat, 11 April 2015, 00:39
I just found this Wrestling Showdown Action Playset on eBay and had to share with you Crappers! Look! It includes An Electronic Voice Belt with Tuff Talk Voices with the 9-volt battery included! What a steal! 2 WCW Wristbands in case your wrists get really sweaty?. An Official WCW Membership Card. Not a Fan Club membership card, you’ll notice- just a Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Undertaker-IRS Feud – Three Things In Life Are Certain: Death, Taxes, and That This Feud Sucked

48 Submitted by on Thu, 09 April 2015, 20:00
WWF, 1995 During the lovefest that was our15th anniversary celebration last week, I meant to discuss some of the fun we’ve had over the years with readers or onlookers who’ve gotten very upset with some of the inductions we’ve posted.   While most everyone agrees stuff like the Gobbledy Gooker or The Ding Dongs were WrestleCrap, other characters were not Continue Reading...
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