Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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Someone Bought This: Hacksaw Jim Duggan “U.S.A” picture disc vinyl and CD singles!

14 Submitted by on Wed, 06 August 2014, 02:00
Look what I found! It’s a 12″ U.K Hacksaw Jim Duggan U.S.A Picture Disc! It features 3 versions of “U.S.A”: Extended Club Mix Techno Mix Album Version Yes, I get the irony of this being a U.K exclusive (somebody call Alanis Morissette!) I’m getting a fantastic image of Hacksaw up in the DJ booth at a nightclub spinning these three versions Continue Reading...
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“Earthquake” John Tenta Tribute

26 Submitted by on Tue, 05 August 2014, 15:00
June 22, 1963 – June 7, 2006 John Tenta was my friend. Actually, let me rephrase that – John Tenta was our friend, a friend to everyone who ever visited this site. He was probably a friend to everyone he ever met. He was a good, good man, one to whom I owe a debt of gratitude that I can never fully Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Toot! Toot! It’s Tugboat’s theme song!

4 Submitted by on Tue, 05 August 2014, 02:00
It turns out that all you need to make a theme song is a tugboat horn sound effect, and a sweet late-80’s Casio keyboard with a functioning Demo button. Poor Fred Ottman. Between the whole Shockmaster incident (which again, wasn’t his fault!), and having to listen to this lame theme song every night for months at a time while doing Continue Reading...
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***Cancelled*** Meet Art0Donnell at Baltimore’s King of the Ring Night

2 Submitted by on Mon, 04 August 2014, 12:00
Tonight’s event is cancelled due to technical difficulties with the computer to be used. It may or may not have been the one Terri Runnells used in the early ’90s to help Michael Wallstreet win matches. Thursday, August 14th is King of the Ring night at Baltimore’s Windup Space. This month’s theme is 1989. We’ll be literally hanging from the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This is a dream matchup?

12 Submitted by on Mon, 04 August 2014, 02:00
I stumbled onto this wrestling magazine from the late 90’s and the cover made me laugh. Roddy Piper Vs. Steve Austin is a dream match? Who thought this was a dream match?! Yeah, I don’t know either, Mr. Mountain Rock! “Revenge”? Revenge for what?! Did Steve steal Roddy’s newspaper? Did Roddy let his dog poop on Steve’s lawn? Inquiring minds Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Finally you can throw your sticky balls right at Hulk Hogan’s face!

7 Submitted by on Sun, 03 August 2014, 02:00
Yes, you can do just that thanks to the miracle of velcro, and the Hulk Hogan Safety Target Set. Oh sure, it’s not as rewarding as lobbing a sharp-tipped dart at Hulk’s forehead, but I guess this is okay, too… And check out Hulk’s forehead! Yes ladies, finally, we have proof that Hulk is in fact a “10”! Ooh la-la! Actually, Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: The Conquistadors

6 Submitted by on Sat, 02 August 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: Greatest jobber tag-team ever. Stay gold, Pony Boy! In the history of pro wrestling there has been countless masked tag-team menaces. Generic “assassins,” “executioners,” and “gladiators” have filled the sport for decades. There is one team however that will live on in infamy long after all the masked men have hung up their hoods for good. Yes, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Stephanie McMahon Participates In “Scared Straight” Program

5 Submitted by on Fri, 01 August 2014, 08:00
Miami, FL – WWE Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon met with a group of at-risk girls at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center for the state’s “Scared Straight” program. McMahon, who was recently arrested for striking former WWE Diva Brie Bella, discussed prison life to the girls in a frank and blunt manner. “I don’t care who you are or Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hillbilly Jim’s chart-topping single

9 Submitted by on Fri, 01 August 2014, 02:00
Here’s the single for Hillbilly Jim’s classic song from The Wrestling Album “Don’t Go Messin’ With A Country Boy”. I like the reflective, content look on Jim’s face on the picture sleeve. He’s probably content because he just got done having a grueling, exhausting wrestling match with his trusty hound dog Bubba on a soiled mattress. (eww….). AManAmongMen.com! I bet Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Piñata on a Pole match – Vince Russo, pendejo extraordinario

55 Submitted by on Thu, 31 July 2014, 20:00
WCW, 1999 One advantage WCW always had over WWF was its cruiserweight division. Sure, the WWF had a light heavyweight division, but it paled in comparison to WCW’s, in terms of both match quality and roster depth. Just look at the WWF’s Light Heavyweight Title tournament from 1997 – they needed ringers to fill most of the spots in the Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Berserker Threw a Party: And It Kinda Sucks, So We’re Helping Out

6 Submitted by on Wed, 30 July 2014, 15:00
WWF, Early 1990’s I think I speak for nearly every late 80’s, early 90’s wrestling fan when I say, “God bless those old Coliseum videos.” Long before WWE 24/7, DVD releases, and heck, even monthly PPVs, all us marks could do “back in the day” to get our wrestling fix was to head to the local video store and see Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake foam clippers are a cut above the rest!

22 Submitted by on Tue, 29 July 2014, 02:00
These Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake foam hedge clippers erm.. I mean “scissors” were sold at WWF live events in the early 1990’s. The scissors even let you move the blades together! These were the perfect gift for the young aspiring barbers (or gardeners?) in the WWF audience! The image used above is courtesy of RadWrestling.com’s Foam Finger section (check out all the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: David Arquette IS El Asso Wipo!

3 Submitted by on Sun, 27 July 2014, 02:00
Crapper Cameron Archer writes: I loved David Herman’s original El Asso Wipo (English: The Ass Wiper, The Wiper [WWF]). The masked Argentinian had a definite moral code – babies and priests were out, but everyone else could expect for El Asso Wipo to break their backs like so, with his knee. Señor Bag of Crap ended the sketch with his famous gimmick. El Asso Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Leprechaun: Origins trailer staring Hornswoggle is here! Lucky us!

36 Submitted by on Sat, 26 July 2014, 15:00
UPDATE: Here’s the full trailer for Leprechaun: Origins. I love the original Leprechaun series which is (almost) always highly entertaining thanks to the very talented Warwick Davis. This movie just looks terrible. Not scary, not funny, not worth seeing. When the acting in the trailer (you know, the lines they picked to best represent the movie!) are so bad that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Androgynous Marty Jannetty squirt head toy

16 Submitted by on Sat, 26 July 2014, 02:00
  In the late 80’s the WWF released a line of Squirt Head water toys including Marty Jannetty from The Rockers. Is it me, or does Marty look a little (well, a lot) feminine here? I mean, between the soft facial features, the shaped eyebrows, the long hair, and the pink lipstick (!!!) he’s inexplicably wearing, this is one weird Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bray Wyatt Promo Only Heard By Dogs

2 Submitted by on Fri, 25 July 2014, 08:00
Miami, FL – Following his loss to Chris Jericho at Battleground, Bray Wyatt directly addressed the crowd during Monday Night Raw. Unfortunately, Wyatt’s voice was so quiet that only dogs were able to hear it. Wyatt, famous for his unique promo style, tries to draw viewers in with by speaking softly and using a varied vocabulary. In recent weeks, his promos have Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Who (not him) is that masked wrestler? He looks familiar…

11 Submitted by on Fri, 25 July 2014, 02:00
No, it’s not Jim Neidhart (despite the similarities). It’s the terrifying masked heel Pooh The Punisher!  I found this Pooh The Punisher bean bag toy (okay, so that’s just the name I gave his gimmick) and could only come to one obvious conclusion… He must be the founding member of the Pooh World Order. Hey, all that honey isn’t going to pay Continue Reading...
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Induction: Under The Mat – Even Clarence Mason couldn’t defend Diana’s book in court

41 Submitted by on Thu, 24 July 2014, 20:00
Fenn Publishing, 2001 When a wrestling fan hears the book title, Under The Mat, he or she (probably he) most likely assumes it to be about the shenanigans that happen when wrestlers hide beneath the ring to do surprise run-ins. One might expect to hear funny stories about the time the nWo’s toilet bucket tipped over during a show and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Mad Magazine’s WWF Magazine cover parody from 1987 manages to predict the WWF future correctly!

20 Submitted by on Thu, 24 July 2014, 02:00
Straight from Doug Gilford’s Mad Cover Site here is the back cover to Mad Magazine Issue #272 from July of 1987 featuring Harold “The Killer Accountant”. That’s a full four years before Mike Rotunda came into the WWF with the very similar I.R.S “evil Taxman” gimmick! Do you suppose someone in WWF Creative was a Mad Magazine fan in the late Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This Barry Horowitz trading card is a true collectable!

14 Submitted by on Wed, 23 July 2014, 02:00
From the 1990 Classic WWF trading card series comes this Barry Horowitz card. Remember, this was a full 5 years before he actually got a push from beating Skip. You Crappers know how much I love Barry (we’ve even featured his t-shirt in a past Someone Bought This!), but man; if I had gotten this card from some kid in Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: Frankie Williams

9 Submitted by on Tue, 22 July 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: First jobber we ever profiled and arguably one of the greatest. Before I made my selection on who would be the first ever Wrestlecrap Jobber Of The Week, I had to be sure my candidate had the right qualifications, so I pulled out my handy guidebook “Requirements To Be A Preliminary Wrestler In The 80’s-WWF Version.” Lets Continue Reading...
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