What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

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  • "Local Competitor" Already More Likeable Than Randy Orton
  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
  • "Good Storylines That Make Sense And Bring In New Viewers" Goes Undrafted
All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Porcelain Baby Doll

33 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2015, 15:00
  From loyal Crapper Romero Superstar: “Baby Stone Cold Steve Austin Porcelin Doll for the bargain price of $110. Endorsed by the World Wrestling Federation, “Satisfaction guaranteed”. I am not satisfied, I hate this doll.” RD: You know the saddest part? I actually have readers that HAVE this thing, and ADMIT to having it. You know, if you just have Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Dixie Carter Knows Best- just listen to her pep talk to the TNA roster.

15 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:00
In 2010 Dixie Carter addressed the entire TNA roster and essentially chewed them all out for not being good enough and told them that they needed to get behind her and her awesome leadership ability if TNA was ever going to go anywhere. This wasn’t part of an angle or anything, either- they just aired it on TV thinking that it Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A mysterious masked man attacks Earthquake!

5 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2015, 02:00
Earthquake is about to polish off a jobber when a mystery man runs in and attacks him, bringing him down! Who is it?! WHO IS IT?!!!! Well, it’s Ed Leslie; who you may know better as Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake. The character wasn’t given a name, but fans eventually called him The Mariner (why?), Furface (WHY?? There is no fur on Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Horny Jim Ross

4 Submitted by on Sun, 24 May 2015, 15:00
Text by Blade Braxton; Email Submissions Here In some rare Mid-South outtakes from the mid-80’s, here’s good ol’ JR talking about engaging in some hanky panky with his former UWF co-worker, Dark Journey. Back then, it seems Jim wasn’t only interested in knocking slobber. He wanted to knock the boots as well....
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Someone Bought This: Forget Stretch Armstrong! We’ve got Stretch Wrestlers!

9 Submitted by on Sat, 23 May 2015, 02:00
In the mid-80’s L.J.N released a series of Stretch Wrestlers: George “The Animal” Steele Hulk Hogan Junkyard Dog King Kong Bundy “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff “Macho Man” Randy Savage Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat “Rowdy” Roddy Piper If you were a kid in the 70’s (or 90’s) you’ll remember the Stretch Armstrong toy: …where you could pull it and stretch it and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Tuff Talkin’ wrestlers are kind of strange

6 Submitted by on Fri, 22 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Toy Biz’s WCW Toys in the final years of the company tended to be more impressive than the WWF toys of the time, but something about these “Tuff Talkin’ Wrestlers” figures seems off. Perhaps it’s the creepy way their mouths move. Also DDP’s figure looks like they made an Enzo Amore toy 15 years too early. Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Scott Steiner’s Freak Show – The Greatest Workout in the History of Man

40 Submitted by on Thu, 21 May 2015, 22:23
Workout DVD, 2009 It was about a year ago that I jumped on the Ice Bucket Challenge bandwagon, and released this video: It was a silly attempt at making folks laugh, and the fact that RD Jr. can be heard giggling in the background throughout it is something that makes me consider it a success.  Of course, others didn’t view Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Fruit Juice carton with Hulk Hogan action shot!

14 Submitted by on Thu, 21 May 2015, 02:00
Check out this vintage WWF Fruit Juice drink carton from 1991.  “10% Real Fruit Juice”? So what’s the other 90% of it, then?! Hmm… Kudos to the people who made this stuff for not using artificial colors, flavors, or preservatives, I suppose. Ooo, there’s an Action Cut-Out on the back? I can’t wait to see what it is! Let’s check Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: TNA’s Early Days – Fat Guys Named ‘Cheex’, Midgets in Trash Cans, Flying Elvises – What More Could You Want??

32 Submitted by on Wed, 20 May 2015, 19:00
  A Special Look Back at the First Days of NWA-TNA   After the WrestleCrap induction of the wrestling penises (or is that pen-i?) known as The Johnsons a couple of weeks back, I have been bombarded with requests for some of the more…how can I put this nicely?…idiotic characters and angles that plagued the first few weeks of NWA-TNA’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Goof Troop wrestling episode

3 Submitted by on Tue, 19 May 2015, 22:11
Crapper Paul S. writes: Time for another wrestling cartoon. In this episode of Goof Troop Pete gets talked into taking on a challenge from a masked shooter named “The Incredible Bulk.” As luck would have it Myron, the amiable man behind the mask wants to retire from wrestling and invest his savings in a restaurant. He contractually can’t retire until Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestling Companies Team Up, Release New T-Shirt

7 Submitted by on Mon, 18 May 2015, 08:00
Secret Lair, Atlantic Ocean – The leaders of most of the world’s professional wrestling organizations met in a secret monthly meeting this week to discuss business. the heads of wrestling’s major “families”: The McMahons from WWE, the Carters from TNA, Dorian Rolando of AAA, Paco Alonso of CMLL, Kaname Tezuka from New Japan, Super Dragon from Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, Joe Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The dreaded Face Wash spot!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 18 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Punk is the Best in the World on getting facewashed From the video description: In 2005, Delirious and CM Punk had 3 matches in the IWA-MS ring. In those matches, a recurring comedy spot, Delirious kept trying to “face wash” Punk. Watch how Punk and Delirious work the spot in each match. Clips happen in chronological Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WCW Spring Catalog 1999 – WCW Ruins Hot Sauces, Horses, and More!

64 Submitted by on Sun, 17 May 2015, 15:00
WCW, Merchandise Catalog 1999 First things first: I know that merchandise is generally the realm of Someone Bought This!, but today’s write up is a bit more extensive than what we generally cover there.  Besides, that particular column actually originated thanks to large inductions wherein I would look at magazine inserts and catalogs such as this, so consider this a blast from Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Mama’s Family” wrestling episode “Mama Mania”

15 Submitted by on Sat, 16 May 2015, 02:00
(Yes I know YouTube pulled these videos. Sorry, I can’t do anything about that). Crappers; I have a confession to make and I’m not exactly proud to tell you this… I… kinda like the sitcom Mama’s Family with Vicki Lawrence. Especially the later syndicated episodes which were a lot chewier than the earlier NBC seasons. Yes; it was stupid. Yes, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Every Giant/Big Show turn, ever.

5 Submitted by on Fri, 15 May 2015, 15:00
Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: So Big Show is now in his second decade in sports entertainment. And no man has been turned so often, and oftentimes for no apparent reason and with no sufficient build-up, than the onetime kayfabe son of Andre the Giant. This video enumerates “all” of his WCW and WWF/E turns, though I believe the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hollywood Hulk Hogan’s book on tape!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 15 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Daniel Butera writes: I’m not sure who originally bought this, but I sure didn’t. Found at Goodwill, it’s the “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan autobiography…audiobook! On cassette tape! Who doesn’t want to listen to Hulk Hogan talk about his favorite subject for two hours? Wow!!! And check out the Julio Iglesias, Kool & The Gang, and Phil Collins tapes! Sold, sold, Continue Reading...
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Induction: Trish barks like a dog – McMahon’s breast friend

65 Submitted by on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:42
WWE, 2001 It’s rare to be able to put a price tag on piece of Wrestlecrap, and it’s even rarer that a piece of Wrestlecrap influences the affairs of the federal government, but tonight’s induction accomplished both feats. Vince McMahon’s degrading in-ring segment with Trish Stratus ended up shooting his wife’s chances at a United States Senate seat straight to Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Epilogue

9 Submitted by on Tue, 12 May 2015, 20:31
(Jed’s note: Apologies for not getting this out last Friday. Had a very busy weekend that kept me away from the computer. Anyway, enjoy this, the final chapter of this RTB book-that-never-was. And send Neil an email with your thoughts, praise, questions, sexual advances and Nigerian financial transfer offers. He put in an obscene amount of work, so he deserves the Continue Reading...
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