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HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

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You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

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Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

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God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

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You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

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El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

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New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

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Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

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Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

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“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

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Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

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Well…it’s the Big Show.

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  • WWE Creative Dubs J&J Security, Big Show, Kane, Rollins and Orton "THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BRIEFCASE"
  • Brock Lesnar Shows Up at UFC, Throws WWE Belt in Trash; Announces "I'm Coming to Where the Big Boys Play!"
  • Lesnar Storms Out Backstage at Raw: "REALLY Ticked He Hasn't Got That Bacon Velveeta Patty Melt" Notes Source.
  • Randy Orton Returns at FastLane, Runs Wild with Chinlocks
  • Samoa Joe Leaves TNA. Yes He Was Still There, and Yes TNA Still Exists.
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Legends’ House Episode 8: Back In Pipers’ Pit

11 Submitted by on Sat, 07 June 2014, 13:00
Well, it’s been a long, slow death march, but we’re almost at the end of Legends’ House. We’ve lived, we’ve groaned, we’ve checked the run time to see how much more we have to sit through. We’ve seen Tony Atlas make chitlins. We’ve seen Hillbilly Jim get waxed. We’ve seen Howard Finkel try to play tennis. We’ve seen Mean Gene Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A very vague TNA sticker

8 Submitted by on Sat, 07 June 2014, 11:55
I came across this bootleg (at least I hope it’s a bootleg) TNA sticker and it caught my attention for the wrong reason. It says “TNA Wrestling: Established 2002 – 2014″. Uh, yes… TNA was indeed established sometime between those years. In fact, it was established in 2002. I think they meant this to say something like “Established 2002 – Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Get your Sgt. Slaughter G.I Joe figure by calling The Sarge himself!

7 Submitted by on Sat, 07 June 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writs: Do what Sarge says and be a Joe. You heard him, kids! Wow, those boys are really excited to call the Sgt. Slaughter hotline! You can almost hear the director say “Okay guys, I need you to act as excited as humanly possible here. And… ACTION!”. I like how the Sarge figure knocks down like 6 or 7 Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sheamus and Paige Open An Anti-Tanning Salon

11 Submitted by on Fri, 06 June 2014, 08:00
Norwich, England – Current WWE US Champion Sheamus and WWE Divas Champion Paige have teamed together to open the world’s first “Anti-Tanning” Salon. When asked why the two wrestlers decided to open a business, Sheamus said, “Fella, we’ve all seen what happens to some people once they leave the business. Think of this as an investment. I don’t want to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars oatmeal cookies

18 Submitted by on Fri, 06 June 2014, 02:00
Here’s an obscure food product that I didn’t know existed until today. WWF Superstars Oatmeal Cookies made by Salerno. Oh yes! Delicious cookies shaped like Hulk Hogan, The Ultimate Warrior, and 8 others! HUNKA-HUNKA-HONKEY TONK MAN COOKIES!!! DOUBLY DELICIOUS DUSTY RHODES COOKIES! Did any of you Crappers ever get these? How were they? If they weren’t available in chocolate I’m going Continue Reading...
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Induction: Shawn Michaels in Playgirl – The One Time We Were Glad HBK Refused to Drop the Belt

37 Submitted by on Thu, 05 June 2014, 20:00
WWF, 1996 Quick, name the first WWF personality to pose for a porno mag. You’re thinking of Sable, right? Nope! It was Shawn Michaels, who posed for Playgirl magazine in 1996, three years before Rena Mero. And unfortunately for him, he ended up getting a lot of crap for it backstage (just not in his bag). The New Generation era Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bryan Alvarez predicts the future with stunning accuracy

5 Submitted by on Thu, 05 June 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Gary Spivey has some competition with RD’s co-writer of Death of WCW (which you gotta buy it here at the ‘crap), Bryan Alvarez, after this. Also, Mr. Alvarez did predict the future. Whoa! Bryan is giving The Amazing Criswell a run for his money! Serriously, that is pretty eerie just how accurate he was. But yes, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: No one will disturb you with these Lex Luger Do Not Disturb door hangers!

14 Submitted by on Wed, 04 June 2014, 15:00
Boy, oh boy! I found a bounty of Lex Luger WWF Coliseum Home Video Door Hangers! Buy these suckers now! People will heed the words of Made In The U.S.A Lex Luger and leave you alone so you can watch WWE Network in peace and quiet. For fun, take one on your next vacation and put it on your hotel room Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Kids summer postcards can be yours in the June WWE Kids Magazine!

1 Submitted by on Wed, 04 June 2014, 02:00
According to this ad for the June issue of WWE Kids Magazine, the magazine comes with a set of WWE Summer Vacation postcards! I’m picturing 76 year old Mildred Abraham of Jacksonville, Florida… (For illustrative purposes, the part of Mildred will be played by Vicki Lawrence as Thelma “Mama” Harper). …shuffling down to her mailbox, and opening it up to find Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: The Ken Patera Story: Can You Blame Him? Dude Was Hungry!

29 Submitted by on Tue, 03 June 2014, 15:00
WWF, 1986 So ever since we posted our goofball video response to Damien Demento, I’ve been innundated with emails about The Ken Patera Story, the “book” I was enjoying when Mr. Braxton so rudely interrupted me. After weeks of putting it off, after inducting everything from “Gator” Scott Hall to Triple H’s Dinner with Mantaur, I can put it off no Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: “You fans can click it, brother!” with the Hulk Hogan camera

9 Submitted by on Mon, 02 June 2014, 02:00
Capture those special moments in life with the Hulk Hogan camera from the early 90’s. Pfft, who needs some expensive digital camera when you can just use this all the time? Check out these boffo special features: Color Camera impints Hulk Hogan on every Photo 110 Focus Free – Easy to use – Flash Ready Light Pocket Size – No Adjustments, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Earthquake t-shirt and mug

1 Submitted by on Sun, 01 June 2014, 02:00
I found this great Earthquake t-shirt on eBay U.K and just had to share it with you, Crappers. I have no idea if it’s licensed or not (I’m guessing not) but it’s still really cool. I also found this Earthquake mug on Amazon. If you buy it (or anything else) thru that link it helps support WrestleCrap!...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Rubber Damien

12 Submitted by on Sat, 31 May 2014, 15:00
Rubber Damien Thanks to Hasbro (maker of the little plastic WWF figures we all know, love and collect), now you and your friends can recreate the historic moment when Earthquake gave a Quake Splash to Jake the Snake’s pal Damian. But rubber burgers don’t taste so good in an Easy Bake Oven, pleh! The rubbery reptile even comes with his Continue Reading...
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Legends’ House episode 7: “Heartbreak Hotel”

8 Submitted by on Sat, 31 May 2014, 12:00
It’s time for another Legends’ House recap, and boy is it hard to believe this show is only on its seventh episode. I could have sworn the Legends moved into the house two whole years ago! The seventh episode opened with the Legends eating breakfast at a restaurant. Mean Gene, savvy to the reality TV genre, suspected that there is Continue Reading...
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