Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

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Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Porcelain Baby Doll

32 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 15:00
  From loyal Crapper Romero Superstar: “Baby Stone Cold Steve Austin Porcelin Doll for the bargain price of $110. Endorsed by the World Wrestling Federation, “Satisfaction guaranteed”. I am not satisfied, I hate this doll.” RD: You know the saddest part? I actually have readers that HAVE this thing, and ADMIT to having it. You know, if you just have Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: WrestleMania Challenge – Hulkamania Battles Donkey Kong, Brother!

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WWF, 1989  Text by Forest George; You can check out his website here and his Myspace page here! I kind of miss the good old days of my childhood. I really mean it! I mean back when I was a mark and I could really enjoy wrestling, and envy the kids who had the Nintendo gaming system and the Wrestlemania arcade game. In retrospect, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan has a special message for the U.S World Cup soccer team

6 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 14:12
The one and only reason I’m posting this is because Hulk sounds unusually lethargic and tired here, like he can’t really muster up the energy to do the typical Hulk Hogan promo. Maybe even he’s bored with the standard Hulk Hogan promo! Or maybe he’s just not much of a soccer fan? Hmm… “CUT!” “I need a nap, brother!”....
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Vs. The Incredible Hulk in an epic battle of The Hulks!

7 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Up until 2005 Marvel Comics owned the name “Hulk Hogan” and whatever wrestling promotion the Hulkster was working for would have to pay a licensing fee to Marvel. In 1988 Marvel had a little fun at Hogan’s expense. In a short story in Marvel Comics Presents #45 Hogan declared himself to be the “The One, The Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Nitro with NO Wrestling – 60 Minutes of Absolute Nothingness

88 Submitted by on Tue, 24 June 2014, 21:34
WCW, 1999 Hey hey, fellow Crappers!!  I’m BACK! I believe I am now completely finished with the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition.  It’s written (40% larger than before!!!), edited, new photos picked out, the whole shooting match.  Heck, you can even pre-order it right now from our friends over at Amazon in your choice of paperback, hard cover, or Kindle varieties.  So Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Giant Silva vs The Great Khali

13 Submitted by on Tue, 24 June 2014, 15:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: It’s a real life War of the Gargantuas as two colossal wrestlers face off in New Japan Pro Wrestling. In one corner we have the future Great Khali! In the other we have former Oddity and occasional Pride fighter Giant Silva! It’s literally one of the biggest matches ever and 100% Puroresucrap!...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Girls Swimsuit calendar special manages to somehow be awful

8 Submitted by on Tue, 24 June 2014, 02:00
Early in 1999 WCW aired a Pay-Per-View called “The WCW Nitro Girls Swimsuit Calendar Special” (rolls right off the tongue, does’t it?). That seems like a pretty good deal, right? You pay $9.99 or whatever to see the Nitro Girls frolic about in bikinis for 90 minutes. Well, according to RD Reynolds’ induction, the thing is amply terrible. Yes, leave it to WCW Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Macho Man plays baseball with a kid because he cares!

18 Submitted by on Mon, 23 June 2014, 15:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: With help from The Fabulous Art 0’Donnell, I was finally able to find a WWF promo I’ve been seeking for years. As an ardent baseball fan (who competes in fantasy leagues alongside teams such as The Parts Unknown Warriors, The Quebec Mounties, The Ugandan Giants & Benoit Family Planning) I was always fond of this piece, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Pigeon Army shirt

17 Submitted by on Mon, 23 June 2014, 14:04
Hey, remember that “Let The Pigeons Loose” shirt that I put up on the site which mysteriously disappeared from ShopTNA.com a day or two later? Well, TNA has now replaced it with something even worse- a Pigeon Army shirt. That design looks kind of, sort of vaguely familiar, doesn’t it? Hmm… Maybe it’s just me. Anyway, the only person who I Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Learn everything you wanted to know about Cougar Jay on this trading card!

13 Submitted by on Mon, 23 June 2014, 02:00
Crapper Douglas Corti writes: Here’s Cougar Jay, 1988’s biggest Charlene Tilton-manic. Douglas sent in a Trent Knight trading card from this series before. Hey, Cougar Jay’s favorite movie is Robocop! He must’ve been thrilled when this went down! He likes theatrical lighting, black cherry ice cream, and Hank Williams Jr.? Got to give him points for having a diverse set of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A ripoff rips off something and rips off something else in the process!

5 Submitted by on Sat, 21 June 2014, 00:12
I found this Power Man thing (is it a towel? A flag? A banner?) on the awesome Knockoffs And Bootlegs Tumblr. Oh sure, some might say it’s just a lousy Spider-Man knockoff, but we know better, Crappers! With that banana yellow costume, it’s obviously really a knockoff of WCW’s crime-fighting, web-slinging do-gooder superhero Arachnaman! You may know him better as mild-mannered Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Mourns The Loss Of JTG

5 Submitted by on Fri, 20 June 2014, 08:00
Columbus, OH – WWE dedicated this week’s edition of Friday Night Smackdown in Columbus, Ohio to the memory of former WWE Superstar JTG. A number of wrestlers were released last week in an event many have dubbed “Black Thursday”. While some of the releasing were expected, the loss of JTG hit many by surprise. A candlelight memorial was held in JTG’s Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ric Flair autographed South Carolina lottery t-shirt and voided lottery tickets

8 Submitted by on Fri, 20 June 2014, 02:00
If you poke around Ric Flair’s official website, you’ll see he has an online store where you can buy all kinds of Ric Flair stuff like a $30,000 customized robe (!), and also this t-shirt promoting Ric Flair South Carolina lottery tickets!  And look, you can get it autographed for an additional $30!  But wait! There’s more! You can also buy Continue Reading...
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Induction: Kane vs. Edge – Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twenty times, shame on me.

27 Submitted by on Thu, 19 June 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2010 Glen Jacobs has spent most of his wrestling career as a guinea pig for the writers’ most idiotic ideas. First, there was his stint in Smoky Mountain Wrestling with a name based on terrorist Ted “Unabomber” Kaczynski (albeit before he was identified and caught… and while he was still blowing people up). Then, there were his runs in Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: The Messengers of the Black Scorpion

6 Submitted by on Thu, 19 June 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: Somebody had to tell the history of all the jobbers that worked under the hood during the Scorpion angle. MIght as well be Scorpy’s biggest fan. It’s hard to believe it’s been fifteen years since the debut of my all-time favorite wrestler ever – and my idol – the Black Scorpion. Ahhhh, seems like it was only Continue Reading...
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