Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

Cena vs. Cole!

Dave Meltzer may have given it *****, but we sure didn’t!

(And no, Dave did not give it *****.  But we gave it a NEW Induction!)

The very first WWF video game ever is inducted…

…and we bet you don’t know what it actually is!

Up is down, black is white, and losses now count as wins according to Vince McMahon.

Fall down the rabbit hole into this week’s Headlie.

It’s everyone’s favorite Attitude-era medical technician named after the wife of a US President!

Barbara Bush…INDUCTED!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened to hear of the passing of Joanie “Chyna” Laurer.

For details, please click through.

When The Authority left for vacation, they thought they remembered to bring everything.

They were wrong.

Dance on over to Headlies to find out what they forgot.

 

A Million Dollar Doink and a Cross-Eyed Warrior!

Where is Randy Savage to Give Us an “OH YEAH”?

The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 1990s…INDUCTED!

Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

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  • Lesner's Plan to Defeat UFC 200 Foe: Infuriate Him By Repeatedly Calling Him "Mike", Not "Mark"
  • RUMOR: Brock Lesnar Opponent at UFC to Be Ken Shamrock. Or Maybe Kama. Tank Abbot, Perhaps.
  • Matt and Jeff Hardy Shockingly Found To Be In Condition To Work
  • Goldberg Added to WWE 2K17, "Ability to Remove Goldust Wig" To Be Future DLC
All The Latest Crap!

Induction: Trish barks like a dog – McMahon’s breast friend

65 Submitted by on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:42
WWE, 2001 It’s rare to be able to put a price tag on piece of Wrestlecrap, and it’s even rarer that a piece of Wrestlecrap influences the affairs of the federal government, but tonight’s induction accomplished both feats. Vince McMahon’s degrading in-ring segment with Trish Stratus ended up shooting his wife’s chances at a United States Senate seat straight to Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Epilogue

9 Submitted by on Tue, 12 May 2015, 20:31
(Jed’s note: Apologies for not getting this out last Friday. Had a very busy weekend that kept me away from the computer. Anyway, enjoy this, the final chapter of this RTB book-that-never-was. And send Neil an email with your thoughts, praise, questions, sexual advances and Nigerian financial transfer offers. He put in an obscene amount of work, so he deserves the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Celebrates Mother’s Day

3 Submitted by on Mon, 11 May 2015, 08:00
Boca Vista, FL – This past Sunday, WWE aired a new special on the WWE Network celebrating Mother’s Day. The show, entitled “Happy Mother’s Day, Fools”, was hosted by WWE Hall of Famer and noted mother lover, Mr. T. Joining Mr. T was several well known WWE mothers including Brodus Clay’s mama, Shelton Benjamin’s mama, and former WCW tag-team champion, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Judy and Buff Bagwell airbrushed shirt

9 Submitted by on Mon, 11 May 2015, 04:53
Bryan from the WCW Worldwide Blog posted this picture of Judy Bagwell coming out at Bash At The Beach 1999 in celebration of Mother’s Day I love that she’s wearing a customized airbrushed shirt of her and her son Marcus Alexander Bagwell (she’d never call her boy Buff Bagwell!) with her wearing the top hat. It looks like something she had Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Lanny Poffo Shills the Gazelle

11 Submitted by on Sun, 10 May 2015, 15:00
Thought for sure we had this up here at one point, but according to fellow Crapper Paul THAT AIN’T THE CASE! Perhaps I just remembered that it came in Number One on The Four Greatest Items Wrestlers Have Ever Attempted to Pawn Off on Fans – Via the INFOMERCIAL in the WrestleCrap Book of Lists! (posted in full beneath the video), available rightchere for your Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: “You’re scratching me, Randy!”

2 Submitted by on Sat, 09 May 2015, 02:00
“Strange things are afoot at the Circle K…” -Ted, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. In 1987 you could get a WWF Supermatch Card at your Circle K convenience store where you could play The Supermatch Game scratch-off instant win game to win prizes! So yes, during the Summer of 1987 you could head over to Circle K, grab a big bag of Cool Ranch Doritos… Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Sheik & Volkoff’s Petting Zoo – The Adventures of Clyde & Bear!

34 Submitted by on Thu, 07 May 2015, 20:00
WWF, 1986 Anyone who lived through the mid 80’s WWF will remember all the animals running around at the time.  Which was your favorite was simply a matter of choice.  Dog lover? The British Bulldogs had Matilda…. …and when Davey Boy Smith was a solo act, Winston. Maybe you were a bit more off the beaten path and favored snakes? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube- All-Star Rock ‘N’ Wrestling Saturday Spectacular hosted by “Rowdy” Roddy Piper

7 Submitted by on Thu, 07 May 2015, 02:00
I’m just going to quote right from the video description: The “All-Star Rock ‘N’ Wrestling Saturday Spectacular” originally aired on Friday, 9/13/1985 on CBS. It was a prime time special that was intended to showcase the Saturday morning cartoon programs for the season. Hosted by WWF/WWE Superstar “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, the program features appearances by Gary Owens, Patti LaBelle, Pee-Wee Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Clock-A-Mania!

9 Submitted by on Wed, 06 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Milian Vasic (that would be a great heel wrestler name!) writes: Hey Paul. I know you previously posted the superstars watches from dollarama in hamilton ontario. But I found not one. Not two. But Three clocks now at dollarama. My girlfriend found the superstars alarm clock in st Catherine’s. And then we found the other two at one in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: JTG’s forthcoming book has the best title ever

10 Submitted by on Tue, 05 May 2015, 16:05
I swear on a stack of brand-spankin’ new copies of The Death Of WCW that I am not in fact making this up! Former WWE Superstar JTG will be releasing his first book tomorrow. The book is titled, “Damn! Why Did I Write This Book?” and will feature backstage stories from his time in OVW and WWE. Below is promotional material for the book Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Go to a WWF house show and you gotta buy a WWF Program!

14 Submitted by on Mon, 04 May 2015, 23:45
I found this old WWF Program on eBay (Steve Lombardi and Barry Horowitz on the same card?! Somebody pinch me!) and it reminded me of going to so many house shows. Picture it- Sicily, Italy. 1927… (Oh wait, wrong flashback. Sorry!) Anyway… It’s the late-80’s and the WWF is coming to your town! “BOY, OH BOY!” as Nathaniel would say. You pay $30 Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Hires More 90’s Musicians

16 Submitted by on Mon, 04 May 2015, 08:00
Nashville, TN – Following the positive press response after signing Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins, TNA President Dixie Carter has gone on a spending spree signing various popular musicians from the 1990’s. Carter made the announcement during a press conference flanked by the newest members of TNA. “We here at TNA Impact Wrestling are pleased as punch to welcome Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Impact Wrestling PLUS on YouTube- pay to watch old TNA?

8 Submitted by on Mon, 04 May 2015, 02:00
  TNA has a premium/pay YouTube channel (yes, such things exist) called TNA Impact Wrestling PLUS where for a monthly fee for $4.99 a month… …plus an additional per-event price, you can stream old episodes of Impact Wrestling, Pay-Per-Views, and DVDs. So if you’re a big TNA fan, that might seem like kind of a good deal, right? Well, no. The Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Macho Machine

15 Submitted by on Sun, 03 May 2015, 15:00
WWF Macho Machine From loyal Crapper James Mustoe: “Well I’m not sure if anyone did buy this because it’s bloody expensive and looks pretty daft, but oh well the thought was there…” RD: No offense to the great Randy Savage, but if bringing out my inner Macho Man means wearing a big pink cowboy hat and doilies, I think I’ll Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF In Your Face 3-D magazine

11 Submitted by on Sun, 03 May 2015, 02:00
I found this WWF In Your Face Best Of 1999 3-D Magazine on eBay. It comes complete with two pairs of red and blue 3-D glasses. Man, this gimmicky magazine sums up The Attitude Era perfectly. 3-D! Edgy! Attitude! Yeah! This magazine actually reminds me of this exchange from the Muppet-Vision 3-D attraction at Disney: Kermit the Frog: [talking about the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WWF placemat keeps your table clean in style!

4 Submitted by on Sat, 02 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Bryan found this image of a WWF placemat from the 1991 Merchandise Catalog in WWF Magazine. Click on the picture to see it in it’s full resolution. Here’s a smaller resolution picture of it that you should be able to see better. It features Macho Man Randy Saavage, Hulk Hogan, The British Bulldog Davey Boy Smith, and The Undertaker along Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Part VI

2 Submitted by on Fri, 01 May 2015, 22:18
by Neil Cathan What if…John Cena’s Worst Year Ever Actually Was? And What if…The Planned Dean Ambrose/Mick Foley Program Had Happened? The Build To The Royal Rumble Randy Orton has survived his TLC war with John Cena and retained the WWE Championship. He has no time to bask in the glory or relax, however, as Paul Heyman announces the return Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Stylish and fancy WCW Stovepipe Hats

7 Submitted by on Fri, 01 May 2015, 02:00
WCW sold Stovepipe hats featuring Kevin Nash and Diamond Dallas Page. They’re perfect for any formal event! Well, maybe not… Unless your goal is that you never want to be invited to another formal event ever again in your lifetime. But wait a minute- there’s no Buff Bagwell Stovepipe Hat in this lineup? What an outrage!  ...
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