Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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Induction: Chyna on Sabrina the Teenage Witch – How’s that for piledriving Miss Daisy?

36 Submitted by on Thu, 21 August 2014, 20:00
WB Network, 2002 Sabrina The Teenage Witch was a mediocre sitcom that aired on ABC in the late ‘90s as part of an all-supernatural TGIF lineup, along with Teen Angel (about an angel), You Wish (about a genie), and Boy Meets World (about the walking shadow of the lead actor’s older, more famous brother). Melissa Joan Hart starred as the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Jimmy Hart figure

24 Submitted by on Thu, 21 August 2014, 02:00
Picture this… It’s Thanksgiving Day, 1995. 8 year old Tommy loves wrestling. He never misses WCW Monday Nitro. His grandparents ask him what he wants for Christmas. “WCW guys!” he shouts enthusiastically! His grandparents dutifully head to Toys R Us and pick out one figure, since they’re on a budget. On Christmas Day, little Tommy opens up the package, and Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Joe Gagne reviews WWF King Of The Ring for the NES

10 Submitted by on Wed, 20 August 2014, 02:00
Joe Gagne reviews WWF King Of The Ring for the NES released in 1993. Yes, they were still releasing NES games in 1993 while you were having fun with your Super Nintendo. As you may have deduced based on the fact that I’m posting the review here, the game sucked. I don’t think even Nintendo John liked this one! Those featureless wrestlers Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Yapapi Indian Strap Match – Featuring Ric Flair’s “Raw Pink Meat!”

44 Submitted by on Mon, 18 August 2014, 20:00
WCW, 2000 If you, dear reader, are viewing this text, it means I have finally put the wraps on an induction I’ve started and stopped about 437 times in the last three months: behold, in all it’s glory, the YAPAPI INDIAN STRAP MATCH. In hindsight, I’m not quite sure why I couldn’t get through this one.  I’ve seen worse build Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Hulk Hogan suitcase will help you transport your clothes and toiletries away from home.

7 Submitted by on Mon, 18 August 2014, 02:00
C’mon, Crappers! Fess up! I know I wasn’t the only one who had this Hulk Hogan suitcase. Tell me at least one of you guys had it, too! I remember that the cheap plastic handle broke off from the suitcase just as I was lugging the thing jam-packed full of clothes thru the hotel in an attempt to get it into Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Game Show Garbage- TNA week on The Family Feud!

5 Submitted by on Sun, 17 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Justin Cook writes: Wrestlecrap meets Gameshow Garbage! Here’s a description of the video. Robert Q. Seidelman presents the funniest moments from Family Feud’s TNA week NOT featuring Lacey von Erich from November 2010. And even though Lacey’s answers stole the show, the other wrestler and knockouts provided plenty of amusing moments as well, as you’ll see in this latest Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A 1995 WWF Battle Royal chock full of WrestleCrap

12 Submitted by on Sat, 16 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: A Battle Royal with some WC inductions. Also, King’s comment about Horowitz winning is gold. Let’s see… From The History Of WWE website: Owen Hart (w/ Jim Cornette) won a 20-man battle royal by last eliminating Marty Jannetty at 20:07; other participants included: King Kong Bundy, Isaac Yankem DDS, Kama, Psycho Sid, Henry Godwinn, Duke Drose, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Eva Marie To Take On A Paddle Ball At Summerslam

8 Submitted by on Fri, 15 August 2014, 08:00
San Jose, CA – WWE officials have added another match to the already stacked Summerslam card with WWE Diva Eva Marie versus a paddle ball. The blood feud began during filming for the upcoming season of Total Divas. The trouble brewing between Eva Marie and the paddle ball stems from a misunderstanding between the two over Fandango. Eva Marie has Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Reunion

24 Submitted by on Thu, 14 August 2014, 20:00
The Reunion, 2011 When I say the word “reunion” what comes to mind? Having a cookout with some relatives that you haven’t seen for a long time? Going back to your high school and reliving memories with your old friends? John Cena going to Mexcio to rescue a kidnapped business man with your two estranged brothers to cash in the Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Cactus Jack, Lost in Cleveland – Say It With Me: “Amnesia Angles Never Work”

23 Submitted by on Wed, 13 August 2014, 15:00
In his best selling book, Have a Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks, Mick Foley went into great detail about how WCW butchered his career over and over again. He went into great detail about a series of skits known as “Lost in Cleveland”, which has in turn led to many requests for it to be covered here at Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Razor Ramon foam razor is so very wrong…

25 Submitted by on Wed, 13 August 2014, 02:00
This Razor Ramon foam razor was produced in the mid-90’s and meant to be waved around at WWF live events like the classic “We’re #1!” Foam Finger. Seems harmless enough, right? Except it’s a razor because the Razor Ramon character was implied to be wealthy Cuban immigrant cocaine dealer… …and razors are often used to cut coke into lines so you Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Undertaker Vs. Nailz- the feud that almost was

25 Submitted by on Tue, 12 August 2014, 02:00
Following the end of his feud with The Big Bossman, Nailz needed something new to do in the WWF (May I ask “Why?”…  His initial issue with The Big Bossman was resolved… Why pick a fight with the undead zombie? Oh well.). The Undertaker and Nailz had a confrontation (for reasons that were never really explained) on WWF Superstars in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buy a piece of the table Dixie Carter went through!

17 Submitted by on Mon, 11 August 2014, 14:39
I just saw this on Lords Of Pain… TNA is selling just 86 pieces of the table that Dixie Carter went through on last Thursday’s Impact Wrestling. The $199.99 item also comes with photos, a letter of authenticity and a piece of the canvas. Let’s see, here… $199.99 x 86 pieces means you could totally corner the market on this collectable for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Miss Elizabeth and Demolition drinking glasses are sure to make our hobo happy!

11 Submitted by on Sun, 10 August 2014, 02:00
This one’s for you, Blade! Yes, they’re drinking glasses of Miss Elizabeth and Demolition! You can drink from Liz on a hot summer’s day while laying on her beach towel!  I think they started out as Welch’s Jelly Jars from Canada (?). Anyone know the history of these things for sure? There were at least 6 or 7 different ones....
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It Came From YouTube: Joe Gagne reviews Royal Rumble for the Sega Dreamcast

9 Submitted by on Fri, 08 August 2014, 15:00
Here’s Joe Gagne’s latest wrestling video game review- WWF Royal Rumble for the Sega Dreamcast! Apparently this game falls under the “Not bad, just mediocre” category. I never played it in the arcades or on the Dreamcast so I’ll take Joe’s word for it! I just love the idea of a Royal Rumble with an unlimited number of participants in it- Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Signs The Ding Dongs To Multi-Year Contract

17 Submitted by on Fri, 08 August 2014, 08:00
Belleville, USA – TNA Impact Wrestling announced this past Thursday that they have signed WCW tag team legends The Ding Dongs to a multi-year contract. Despite the announcement that Spike TV will not be renewing their television deal, TNA has been forging ahead signing several wrestlers, including Zema Ion and Army veteran Chris Melendez. “TNA needs a real wake-up call. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Million Dollar Belt cost WWE how much?

11 Submitted by on Wed, 06 August 2014, 15:00
The newest episode of WWE Warehouse features Ted DiBiase’s Million Dollar Belt and an interview with the person who helped create it! Dig the amazing vintage vignette footage of Ted DiBiase in his fantastic evil cape! How cool is that? Oh sure, the belt is awesome and mighty impressive looking, but WWE spent $40,000 on it in 1989! $40,000!!! You’re telling Continue Reading...
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