It’s backyard wrestling!

It’s lucha libre!

It’s… a Full House sequel?

Whatever it is, it’s a new induction!

Mulkey Mania is running wild all over your video game consoles.

Grab your Atari 2600 joystick and head on over to Headlies!

RD Reynolds discusses 3 Ninjas: High Noon on Mega Mountain on the Horrible Movie Podcast!

Click Hulk’s wacky wig to listen in!

Little Bastards vs. Boogey Midgets.

If that doesn’t sound like a new induction, we don’t know what does!

Who you gunna call when there’s bullying in the WWE?

The Blacktop Bully, of course!

Join “The King Of The Road” in a brand-new Headlies!

Taped from Guam, it’s NWL Super Slam!

Where the only crime Batman won’t fight is copyright infringement!

New induction!

Did crowds always hijack the Raw after WrestleMania?

We go back to the very first one to find out!

NEW INDUCTION!

  • Duke Droese Thrilled To Be Involved in Raw Main Event
  • Injured Raw Ring Out 2-4 Months
  • "Big Dog" Roman Reigns Captured By Animal Control After Escaping His Yard
  • Undertaker Whispers "Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'" To Roman Reigns Following Their Match
  • Undertaker Sneaks Back Into Camping World Stadium, Grabs His Hat, Gloves, And Coat He Accidentally Left Behind
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Someone Bought This: A talking Roddy Piper figure with one major issue…

16 Submitted by on Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:12
R.D just sent this video to me with the following email: FROM: R.D Reynolds. TO: The Big Cheese Paul Kraft. SUBJET: please post and sticky this asap Sweet Christmas. This is legit the worst ever. So I knew it had to be something really awful… Yikes! You weren’t kidding, boss! Okay, I get that since he’s dead they can’t bring Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H Takes A Group Of Fans To Dave & Busters To Show Them He’s Still Cool

7 Submitted by on Mon, 27 March 2017, 08:00
Philadelphia, PA – Following the conclusion of Monday Night Raw, WWE COO Triple H took out a large group of fans to show them that he is still cool. “We were hanging outside one of the exits hoping to get some autographs and like an RKO, Triple H came outta nowhere and started talking to us,” said ice cream sandwich Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: AJ Styles vs. Larry Zbyszko – If You’re Dreading AJ vs. Shane, You’d Probably Best Not Read This!

25 Submitted by on Thu, 23 March 2017, 20:00
TNA, 2003 The year 2016 was a momentous occasion in that it was the first time in history a WrestleMania was able to take home the coveted Gooker Award, our annual award for the very worst of the very worst in pro wrestling.  It was a show that seemingly never-ended, and sources have told this reporter that the 2017 version Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Hornswoggle, Sheamus Themes Sales Skyrocket On St. Patrick’s Day

4 Submitted by on Mon, 20 March 2017, 08:00
Boston, MA – Sales of several WWE wrestler themes saw significant increases on St. Patrick’s Day. Both Hornswoggle and Sheamus’s theme songs reached number one and two, respectively, on iTunes’ Songs chart. “We always see a boost in sales around various holidays, but this St. Patrick’s Day was far and away our best holiday ever, sales-wise,” said Senior Vice President Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Remember To Change Your Clocks To Vader Time

8 Submitted by on Mon, 13 March 2017, 08:00
Colorado Springs, CO – Government officials are once again reminding US citizens to remember to change their clocks to Vader Time. The change in time, which takes place at 3:00am on Sunday, March 12th, was put into effect as a means of “Making America Vader Again.” “All you lily-livered sissies better get with the program!” said official Vader Time spokesman Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you got this trading card, you really struck out!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 10 March 2017, 02:00
Crapper Douglas Conti found an Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz (!!!) trading card! He writes: Even I, who bought cards of Trent Knight and CougarJay, refuse to pay for this one. Oh wow, they just gave anybody a trading card, didn’t they? I like the prominent ICOPRO logo in the background. Yes, apparently even fake baseball players used enhancement supplements…...
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INDUCTION: The Nitro with NO Wrestling – 60 Minutes of Absolute Nothingness

98 Submitted by on Thu, 09 March 2017, 15:00
WCW, 1999 Hey hey, fellow Crappers!!  I’m BACK! I believe I am now completely finished with the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition.  It’s written (40% larger than before!!!), edited, new photos picked out, the whole shooting match.  Heck, you can even pre-order it right now from our friends over at Amazon in your choice of paperback, hard cover, or Kindle varieties.  So Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WCW Spring Catalog 1999 – WCW Ruins Hot Sauces, Horses, and More!

67 Submitted by on Thu, 09 March 2017, 15:00
WCW, Merchandise Catalog 1999 First things first: I know that merchandise is generally the realm of Someone Bought This!, but today’s write up is a bit more extensive than what we generally cover there.  Besides, that particular column actually originated thanks to large inductions wherein I would look at magazine inserts and catalogs such as this, so consider this a blast from Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Firebreaker Chip Issues Open Challenge To Randy Orton

11 Submitted by on Mon, 06 March 2017, 08:00
WCW Special Forces – Former WCW star Firebreaker Chip issued an open challenge to WWE Superstar Randy Orton following Orton’s burning down of Bray Wyatt’s compound. “Mr. Orton has shown a complete disregard for fire safety,” said Chip. “We try to teach these kids from a young age that playing with matches is dangerous. Sure, the audience might cheer for Continue Reading...
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Induction: WWA Revolution – This Revolution was televised, unfortunately

29 Submitted by on Thu, 02 March 2017, 20:00
WWA, 2002 In the months following the collapse of WCW and ECW, Australian rock promoter Andrew McManus put together a new would-be major league called World Wrestling All-Stars, complete with its own pay-per-view, titled Inception. Unfortunately, by the time this bush-league effort made it to the US airwaves, it was already more than two months old. If the WWA were Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Matt Hardy’s Gold Boat!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 01 March 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: This latest bit of insanity from the Hardys would be Wrestlecrap worthy in all of it’s bizarre glory. However there’s a pretty inside joke there. The “Gold Boat” is a reference to a fairly famous rant by Wrestling Observer Radio Host (and Death of WCW co-author) Bryan Alvarez burring TNA on an edition of the Bryan Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Creative Members Take Part In Battle Royale To Determine Wrestlemania Storylines

8 Submitted by on Mon, 27 February 2017, 08:00
Stanford, CT – WWE now has a clear picture of what the main storyline into Wrestlemania thanks to an impromptu battle royale among the writing staff. The violent melee took place following the Raw writing crew’s weekly meeting. After rapping up the plans for this evening’s Monday Night Raw, WWE CEO Vince McMahon addressed his writers. “Now is the time for Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mad About Macho Man!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 24 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: I’m not really familiar with the show, so I have no idea who’s in the gorilla suit or why, but Savage is never boring! Wow… I’ve never seen the show either so I’m lost here, too… But yeah, Randy is always great on these things!...
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INDUCTION: All American Wrestling, Episode 1 – AKA, The Bob Backlund Burial Hour

30 Submitted by on Thu, 23 February 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1983 Not sure I’ve ever truly written about my love for the WWE Network here at WrestleCrap, so if I haven’t, it’s overdue.  Offering this much content for a measly $10 a month may be the greatest gift anyone has ever given to us die hard wrestling fans.  Want to see the the Gobbledy Gooker crack out of that egg? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Play Nintendo Wrestlemania in a whole new and terrifying way!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 22 February 2017, 02:00
If you play Wrestlemania on the NES with the Acclaim Wireless Remote Controller then a wrestler will reach right out of your TV screen and try to kill you! Wow! It really puts me in the game… …a really, really bad game. Notice that in the game footage we see in the commercial it’s a two-player game being played but Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kevin Owens Tries To Win Back Chris Jericho

6 Submitted by on Mon, 20 February 2017, 08:00
Tampa, FL – WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens made a very public apology to his former partner Chris Jericho yesterday morning outside of Jericho’s home. Armed with a boom box, Owens stood next to his car and blasted Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” to get Jericho’s attention. “Go away, Kevin!” shouted Jericho while peeking out of his curtains. “Chris, I’m Continue Reading...
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