Who will be crowned “King Of The Geeks, Nerds, and Poindexters”?

Find out in a new Headlie!

New Induction! Tough Enough 2011! Bad show… but great induction! GET TO CLICKIN’!

Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • GFW Invades TNA Following Refusals by ROH, CZW, XPW, FMW, and The Greater Akron Soap Box Derby Enthusiasts
  • Jeff Jarrett Returns to TNA; Can Puppet the Trash Can Midget and Lollipop Be Far Behind?
  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
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Induction: Shotgun Saturday Night from NYC – It put the “sex” back in, “This show only lasted sex weeks.”

45 Submitted by on Thu, 11 June 2015, 20:15
WWF, 1997 It’s rare for WWE to create a television program that stands out from all its other content. ECW on Sci-Fi was basically just Smackdown filmed from a different angle, Smackdown these days is simply Raw: The Director’s Cut, and the fifth season of NXT played out like episodes of Raw, with the roster of Superstars, written as if Continue Reading...
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TRIBUTE: Dusty Rhodes Passes Away

47 Submitted by on Thu, 11 June 2015, 15:25
Man, this is a sad day.  Dusty Rhodes has passed on, official story is here.  We’ve mocked him a lot over the years, but man am I going to miss him. Post your thoughts below.  We’ll grieve together, friends....
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It Came From YouTube: The Best Of Arthur “The Bulldog” Donovan on commentary

6 Submitted by on Thu, 11 June 2015, 02:00
From King Of The Ring 1994, experience the incredible insight and penetrating questions of one Arthur “The Bulldog” Donovan. He’s truly the second coming of Jim Ross, isn’t he? What an honor it must have been for Gorilla Monsoon and Randy Savage to sit next to him all night long. I can’t imagine why he was never invited back to do Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Radio WWF

24 Submitted by on Wed, 10 June 2015, 02:00
In 1993 for a few months the WWF had a syndicated radio show called “Radio WWF” where they did audio play-by-play for that year’s SummerSlam and Survivor Series. There was also a show hosted by Jim Ross which featured interviews with wrestlers and he took calls from fans. It was promoted from time to time on WWF television around the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: CM Punk Submits Tough Enough Audition Tape

8 Submitted by on Mon, 08 June 2015, 08:00
Chicago, IL – At 11:53pm on Friday night, former WWE Superstar and World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk submitted his audition tape for the next season of Tough Enough. With just minutes to spare, Punk finished editing his audition tape, making sure to include his favorite songs by the band Rancid playing over his promo. Despite having quit the company over Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: X-Pac model kit

5 Submitted by on Mon, 08 June 2015, 02:00
Someone in the WWF marketing department decided that there would be enough of a cross-section of people who are both X-Pac fans and model kit enthusiasts out there to warrant producing an X-Pac model kit I hope that person got fired quickly. The stupid thing comes pre-painted so you don’t get to have any fun trying to paint it yourself. You just Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: We Hate School!

3 Submitted by on Sat, 06 June 2015, 15:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Jimmy Hart and the first family perform Jimmy’s new song “We Hate School.” What’s stranger than some clearly adult aged men singing about how they hate school? How about Terry Funk doing a cover of it on his Japanese disco album?...
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Someone Bought This: Sable Beanie Bear with handprint boobies!

5 Submitted by on Sat, 06 June 2015, 02:00
  At Fully Loaded 1998, Sable participated in a Bikini contest against Jacqueline hosted by (who else?) Jerry Lawler and judged by the audience of horny men. Her “Bikini” consisted of painted-on hands… Besides Sable’s boobs, do you know what else was popular in the late 90’s? Beanie Babies! Unlike Sable’s boobs, Beanie Babies were mostly popular with kids, and Continue Reading...
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Induction: Baywatch at the Beach

34 Submitted by on Thu, 04 June 2015, 18:00
I’m trapped in a plane. Well, I call it trapped.  I’m 6’5″, rolling in economy, crammed against a window that has offered me a couple hours of sleep on this 8 hour flight.  The night before?  Oh, I was up fixing a server that died on me while I was out of town.  Got no, and I mean zero, sleep.  Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Eat, drink, and show your Chyna fandom all at the same time

6 Submitted by on Wed, 03 June 2015, 02:00
These are a pair of Chyna “collectables”- a plate, and a mug. I believe the plate was made and sold by The Franklin Mint kind of like those Gone With The Wind plates that they sell as being something that will increase in value, but really it’s just a mass-produced piece of crap with zero collectable value. Ironically, there’s just Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cheex Returns To Save TNA

10 Submitted by on Mon, 01 June 2015, 08:00
Battleboro, NC – Dixie Carter and various TNA officials spoke at a news conference yesterday, revealing the return of a wrestler that they believe will help save the company. Reporters gathered inside a local Waffle House to hear the news. “Ya’ll, I don’t even know what you’re talking about,” said Dixie in regards to news that TNA is being canceled. Continue Reading...
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it Came From YouTube: Goldberg and Meng barter over WCW Motion Cards from Little Caesars Pizza

38 Submitted by on Sun, 31 May 2015, 02:00
I present to you this commercial from the late-90’s that aired on WCW Nitro constantly. It features Goldberg and Meng who decide to stop fighting right in the middle of a heated battle, and enjoy some delicious (and by “delicious” I mean “mediocre, but cheap”) Little Caesars pizzas magically set before them by… oh I dunno, let’s just say The Great Gazoo, Before they Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Samoa Joe’s parents are so proud of their boy!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 29 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Good Idea: Putting Samoa Joe on the cover of your wrestling magazine… Bad Idea: Portraying him as a child getting a report card from his parents which is completely contrary to his bad-ass gimmick. Man, PWI covers are usually pretty good. Simple, but good. This looks like something TNA would put on the cover of an Continue Reading...
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Induction: Russell Madness – The toughest S.O.B. in wrestling

35 Submitted by on Thu, 28 May 2015, 20:00
Movie, 2015 After inducting Trish Stratus’s barking like a dog, I’ve decided to keep up the theme and write about another time that dogs and wrestling met, mated, and produced an unviable embryo. So what better subject matter than Russell Madness, one of the most insane family movies ever produced? You’d think that a film about a dog who conquers Continue Reading...
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The RD & Blade Show: Episode 37!!!

6 Submitted by on Tue, 26 May 2015, 18:41
RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton are here, discussing carnival games, weird potato chips, Fun with Tammy, and yes, the Death of TNA.  Plus a Mrs. Deal Run-in!   Listen Below or Download Here!...
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