Goldberg won’t follow the script, and neither will I.

So *don’t* read this new induction. I’m going into business for myself.

The Slater Family is having Thanksgiving dinner and you’re invited!

Grab a plate and head on over to Headlies, baby!

This ain’t your daddy’s Hulk Hogan Movie!

Shadow Warriors 2…INDUCTED!

The Undertaker finally got around to listening to his old Limp Bizkit theme song.

The results were not pretty.

Cover your ears and head on over to Headlies!

Can’t figure out the mystery of Sister Abigail?

Kurt’s still trying to figure out the mystery of Aunt Flo!

New induction!

A fight backstage?

License to print money!

Get ready to knock your favorite wrestler’s block off in an all-new Headlie!

Clowns, Muppets, and a Pantsless Chris Jericho!

WCW Pays a Visit to The Dating Game!

NEW INDUCTION!

  • Veda Scott Leaves ROH, Immediately Wins And Loses The Raw Women's Championship
  • Irate Fan Swears He'll Only Renew The WWE Network One More Time
  • The Gobbledy Gooker Has Epic Meltdown On Twitter During Survivor Series
  • Vince McMahon Still Referring To Lince Dorato As "Lance Dorito"
  • Dwayne Johnson to Star as Zeus in "No Holds Barred" Reboot
All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Be careful what you ask for because you just might get it, Crappers…

2 Submitted by on Thu, 10 November 2016, 19:14
In the Comments for the ugly early 90’s Sting Nuan clock, Crapper MistaMaddog wrote: Glad no one made a Crow Sting clock since waking up to that thing would be creepy. 😛 I’ve got one better! How about an NWO Wolfpack Lobster Crow Sting clock? How’s that for terrifying? I love that it’s part of the “Hume Furnishings Collection”. I Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if CM Punk didn’t return so soon after after Money In The Bank 2011? (Part IV)

5 Submitted by on Wed, 09 November 2016, 19:11
by Jon Milne If you missed everything that came before this, the final part, catch up now with Part I, Part II and Part III! Part 4    Our story reaches it’s final stages as the Road to Wrestlemania hits fever pitch. CM Punk, the man who created huge shockwaves in the wrestling industry after his iconic moments of June Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Family Guy + MS Paint + Wrestling Themes = Crap

2 Submitted by on Wed, 09 November 2016, 15:00
Crapper Thomas writes: Found these on YouTube and realised they must be shared for ridicule… clearly someone who cannot spell, cannot get wrestlers names correct and has very little connection between the characters and the entrance music… surprised it wasn’t Mike Adamle behind these… Wow… This is the kind of thing a not-so-bright 10 year old would make with MS Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jack Tunney Expected to Carry Parts Unknown in Landslide

13 Submitted by on Tue, 08 November 2016, 19:32
It’s a landslide! For the ninth Presidential election in a row, incumbent Jack Tunney is expected to win re-election by a hefty amount. To the surprise of no one, Tunney is expected to carry Parts Unknown with the near unanimity of the vote. The sovereignty has consistently voted Tunney since his first appearance on the ballot in 1984, and the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Rhino Political Fundraiser Spaghetti Dinner poster

13 Submitted by on Tue, 08 November 2016, 10:00
This is a poster for a fundraiser to raise funds for Rhino’s political ambitions. Check out the disclaimer: “Rhino will not be cooking the spaghetti”. Aw, man! Let me guess, he also won’t be wearing a giant Chef’s hat as illustrated, either? Maybe he’ll wear a crown, instead? KingRhinosSpaghettiBarn.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!...
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Induction: Donald Trump buys Raw: Dropped almost as fast as WWE’s stock

55 Submitted by on Tue, 08 November 2016, 10:00
WWE, 2009 I have never understood Donald Trump’s involvement in wrestling. He is always presented as a face counterpart to Vince McMahon’s evil billionaire character, but the facts tell a different, much darker story. While the wrestling persona Mr. McMahon once made Trish Stratus strip and bark like a dog on television, the real-life Donald Trump once tried to demolish Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Barack vs. Hillary – Screw Elections, Let’s Settle This in the Ring!

6 Submitted by on Tue, 08 November 2016, 10:00
WWE, 2008  Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds Another month, another holiday behind us. The day of bloodsuckers, mindless zombies and flesh-eating ghouls. Halloween? No, silly – I’m talking about ELECTION DAY! And to commemorate this year’s Election Day, we’re going back to take a look at yet another former Gooker Nominee. I know we get a lot of International ‘Crappers that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior chairs and table set

3 Submitted by on Mon, 07 November 2016, 21:15
Friend of WrestleCrap Matt at Dinosaur Dracula just posted a new article with seven great toys from the 1991 JCPenney catalog including this plastic Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior chairs and table set. I remember the table was too small to really do anything on except have a little snack (by yourself of course, because there wasn’t room for two Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Broken Matt Hardy Accidentally Deletes Billy Corgan

8 Submitted by on Mon, 07 November 2016, 08:00
Cameron, NC – Ousted TNA official Billy Corgan secretly met with TNA wrestler Matt Hardy at his palatial estate in North Carolina to plot a coup against Dixie Carter. “Dearest Billiam, thank you for coming to the Hardy Compound and Kid-teractive Funasium,” said Hardy. “I trust the guard drones did not give you a problem? Would you like a Fresca Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: It’s Sting! And he’s neon! And on a clock! #Early90’s!

16 Submitted by on Sat, 05 November 2016, 20:37
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide blog just posted scans of The Spring 1994 WCW Merchandise Catalog!  Have you ever seen a more totally Early 90’s thing in your entire life? That thing is so bright and ugly even Stevie Wonder would say “Dude, turn it off!”. It has more neon than the Vegas strip! I’d like to think that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Real subtle, guys…

5 Submitted by on Fri, 04 November 2016, 12:41
This is from Herb Abrams’ short-lived UWF promotion in 1990. I’m just going to copy and paste from Scott Keith’s latest Wrestling Observer Flashback because Dave Meltzer and Scott explain quite nicely how stupid this is: The debut tapings for the UWF finally did take place in Reseda on 9/24 drawing 425 people (I hear it’s a long day, livin’ in Continue Reading...
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Induction: Swing Your Lady – Beware the Sexual Hammerlock

19 Submitted by on Thu, 03 November 2016, 20:00
1938, Warner Bros. Films Last night, the Chicago Cubs won their first World Series since 1908. While we at Wrestlecrap have yet to induct anything quite that old, the musical wrestling comedy featured in this week’s induction is older than WWE, WWF, and WWII. Until we dig up footage of Abraham Lincoln’s infamous Proclamation-on-a-pole match, 1938’s Swing Your Lady starring Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if CM Punk didn’t return so soon after Money In The Bank 2011? (Part III)

1 Submitted by on Wed, 02 November 2016, 18:45
by Jon Milne Catch up with Part I and Part II! Part 3 Our story continues on the very first RAW after Survivor Series. Fresh off their respective victories the previous night, a “Title Unification” match pitting the Undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan, and the returned WWE Champion, CM Punk, is booked as the main event for the Monday Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The McMahons Go Trick Or Treating

9 Submitted by on Mon, 31 October 2016, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – Before Monday Night Raw, the McMahon family embarked on their annual trick or treating trip through the posh neighborhoods of Greenwich, Connecticut. WWE CEO Vince McMahon, who was dressed as a sheriff, led his family on their quest for free candy. “It’s all about the Paydays!” he barked in his typical gravelly voice. “It’s also about Whatchamacallits Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Three Faces Of Fred Ottman shirt- Typhoon, Tugboat, and The Shockmaster!

19 Submitted by on Sun, 30 October 2016, 06:16
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: You too can have a shirt that has TWO Wrestlecrap inductees on the front for only $19.99 plus shipping, which is more than donating to the ‘crap. I wonder if the Shockmaster sank a tugboat with a typhoon….. Very cool! Please help support Fred (who’s a good friend of WrestleCrap) and buy the shirt today! Check Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: NXT Halloween Costume Contest – Featuring the BEST – and WORST – Wrestling Getups Ever!

29 Submitted by on Thu, 27 October 2016, 21:09
NXT, 2010 If there’s one thing in pro wrestling I will always love and never get tired of, it’s shows celebrating Halloween…and particularly costume contests inside a wrestling ring!  I don’t care that I’ve inducted like 47 of them over the years, I will continue to hunt them down and every year you can pretty much bet that I will find Continue Reading...
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