The very first WWF video game ever is inducted…

…and we bet you don’t know what it actually is!

Up is down, black is white, and losses now count as wins according to Vince McMahon.

Fall down the rabbit hole into this week’s Headlie.

It’s everyone’s favorite Attitude-era medical technician named after the wife of a US President!

Barbara Bush…INDUCTED!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened to hear of the passing of Joanie “Chyna” Laurer.

For details, please click through.

When The Authority left for vacation, they thought they remembered to bring everything.

They were wrong.

Dance on over to Headlies to find out what they forgot.

 

A Million Dollar Doink and a Cross-Eyed Warrior!

Where is Randy Savage to Give Us an “OH YEAH”?

The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 1990s…INDUCTED!

Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

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  • Dixie Carter Goes Bankrupt Playing WWF Royal Rumble Pinball
  • WWE To Encase Ric Flair In A Sound-Proof Booth At All Times
  • E! Announces "Total Divas" Spinoff Series, "Total Sandra Gray"
  • RUMOR: TNA Purchased by Knux's Karnie Konglomerate
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Headlies: Zack Ryder’s Wrestlemania Match Just An Elaborate Episode Of Swerved

31 Submitted by on Mon, 28 March 2016, 08:00
Long Island, NY – WWE Superstar Zack Ryder’s appearance in a match at Wrestlemania has been revealed to be an elaborate episode of the WWE Network original show “Swerved”. The inclusion of Ryder in the Intercontinental Championship match surprised many longtime fans. While he has been appearing in NXT for the past several months, Ryder has not been included in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlemania 32 Attendance Number Leaks Early

7 Submitted by on Sat, 26 March 2016, 08:00
West Hollywood, CA – An official document promoting Wrestlemania 32’s record-setting attendance has leaked online despite the event not taking place for another week. Ryan Satin, Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ProWrestlingSheet.com, is reporting that WWE will be touting a new attendance record of “10 Cajillion people” at the event in Dallas. “It’s no secret that WWE has been pushing hard Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: An Iron Sheik shirt that no one could possibly want…

7 Submitted by on Fri, 25 March 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. found this Iron Sheik shirt on the official WWE Shop that says “I Got Humbled By The Iron Sheik”. He writes: Uh… do they know what this means? Either WWE doesn’t know what that means and they’re idiots who decided to slap it on a t-shirt without any thought… Or they do know what that means and they think fans Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Wrestlemania 31 Intercontinental Title Hunt – Turd is the Word

36 Submitted by on Thu, 24 March 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2015 By now we’ve all heard that Stuart “Wade Barrett” Bennett won’t be renewing his WWE contract later this year. It’s a shame, really, since Barrett was at one point, astoundingly, getting over with the fans with his “Bad News Barrett” gimmick — and as a babyface, no less. Then again, it’s perfectly understandable why Barrett wouldn’t care to Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week Classic: The Easter Bunny

13 Submitted by on Thu, 24 March 2016, 02:00
This week’s Jobber Of The Week holds the distinction of being the oldest individual to ever make his debut in the wrestling world. And people say Diamond Dallas Page got a late start. Try entering the business at the ripe age of over 500 years old. Yes kiddies, get your Easter baskets ready for one rotten egg of a JOTW. Continue Reading...
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An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Wed, 23 March 2016, 18:15
Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com?  Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)!  It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Roman Reigns’s Wrestlemania Entrance To Include Piggyback Ride From Vince McMahon

8 Submitted by on Mon, 21 March 2016, 08:00
Dallas, TX – With just mere weeks away until Wrestlemania 32, preparation has already begun for the extravagant entrance for Roman Reigns. WWE CEO Vince McMahon has personally been planning the entrance for months and commenced a walk-through at AT&T Stadium. “Alright, I want the F-15’s to fly over head right before Roman’s music hits,” said Vince McMahon, giving direction Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Finally you can wrap your lips around John Cena’s meat!

12 Submitted by on Fri, 18 March 2016, 02:00
There’s a restaurant in Mexico called John Cena Burger & Taco (!). What?! You mean it’s in Mexico and it isn’t called “Juan Cena Burger & Taco”? Unbelievable… Anyway, the article says… The restaurant is called John Cena Burger & Taco, and it serves, well, burgers, tacos, quesadillas, and just about anything you could possibly want. Better yet, each and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sami Zayn To Appear At Wrestlemania As One Of Triple H’s Wenches

9 Submitted by on Mon, 14 March 2016, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After weeks of speculation, WWE officials have announced that NXT favorite Sami Zayn will indeed be a part of this year’s Wrestlemania. While many believed that Zayn would be taking on longtime rival Kevin Owens in Dallas, Vince McMahon and Triple H revealed their plans in a closed-door meeting. “Sami, we absolutely love what you’ve done down Continue Reading...
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Induction: Booker T vs. Edge – Samurai Shampoo

34 Submitted by on Thu, 10 March 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2002 I blame this one on the failed Invasion story line. Just one Wrestlemania prior, Booker T was the WCW World and US Champion and poised to play a major role in the Invasion storyline for years to come. Instead, WCW was dead and buried by that year’s Thanksgiving (the October federal holiday that commemorates the discovery of America). Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kevin Owens Sweatpants Now WWE’s Best-Selling Item

17 Submitted by on Mon, 07 March 2016, 08:00
  Youngstown, OH – In what was originally supposed to be a knock on his weight, the Official Kevin Owens sweatpants have become WWE’s best-selling merchandise item of all time. The sweatpants were designed by WWE television producer Kevin Dunn as a not-so-veiled shot as Owens’s body. While it is widely known that Vince McMahon prefers his wrestlers as very Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Stephanie vs. Vince I-Quit Match – And Folks Thought Trish Barking Was Bad???

56 Submitted by on Thu, 03 March 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2003 As long as I live, I will never understand why, during Linda McMahon’s attempted political runs, the media and those opposing her repeatedly aired those tired old “Vince makes Trish Stratus bark like a dog” clips.  Aside from being baffled as how, precisely, a skit from the world of pro wrestling had anything at all to do with real life, I Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: The WWF Superstars Theme…on Ukulele!!

2 Submitted by on Mon, 29 February 2016, 22:26
This is priceless!! RT @22581977: Theme song from “Superstars of Wrestling”, on uke. This is priceless!! RT @22581977: Theme song from “Superstars of Wrestling”, on uke. @WrestleCrapRD @BladeBraxton pic.twitter.com/fW6fR9Qz4q — Blade Braxton (@BladeBraxton) February 29, 2016...
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Headlies: Shane McMahon To Lead Team TNA At Wrestlemania

16 Submitted by on Mon, 29 February 2016, 08:00
Nashville, TN – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the wrestling community, the newly-returned Shane McMahon revealed on Monday Night Raw that he will be leading Team TNA at Wrestlemania. The surprising announcement came in TNA’s own home town of Nashville, Tennessee. This marked the first time that the rival wrestling company has ever been mentioned on a Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Piper-Bagwell Boxing Match – Buff is the (fi)st(ic)uff(s)

31 Submitted by on Thu, 25 February 2016, 20:00
WCW, 1999 In the world of wrestling, worked boxing matches always suck. They sucked when Roddy Piper fought Mr. T… …and they sucked when Scotty Flamingo fought Johnny B Badd. You know what else in wrestling always sucks? Shoot boxing matches with wrestling thrown into the mix. They sucked when Muhammad Ali fought Antonio Inoki… …and they sucked when 16 Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Chris Jericho Refuses To Put A Shirt On

7 Submitted by on Mon, 22 February 2016, 08:00
New York, NY – Going against several warnings from various members of the medical community, WWE Superstar Chris Jericho continues to not wear a shirt in public. Over the past few weeks, Jericho has been appearing on RAW and Smackdown in his trademark jacket, but without a shirt on underneath it. “I warned him about the dangerous of prolonged skin Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap…Now On Instacrap…uh, Instagram!!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 19 February 2016, 15:25
Hey hey, fellow Crappers. Looking for a way to add a little crap to your daily social networking experience? Be sure to follow the all new, all official Instagram page for WrestleCrap!!! Right here at http://www.instagram.com/wrestlecrap A great way to stink up the usual barrage of selfies and memes out there in social media!! And if you desire even more Continue Reading...
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Induction: Chyna on Sabrina the Teenage Witch – How’s that for piledriving Miss Daisy?

39 Submitted by on Fri, 19 February 2016, 15:00
WB Network, 2002 Sabrina The Teenage Witch was a mediocre sitcom that aired on ABC in the late ‘90s as part of an all-supernatural TGIF lineup, along with Teen Angel (about an angel), You Wish (about a genie), and Boy Meets World (about the walking shadow of the lead actor’s older, more famous brother). Melissa Joan Hart starred as the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Love the NWO spray painted WCW World Title? This is the SBT for you!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 19 February 2016, 02:00
WWE has released a replica of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship belt with fake NWO spray paint on on it! Hulk Hogan spray painted the WCW World Championship belt with the NWO logo when he won it. And it will only set you back $400 bones! Or you could just buy a cheaper replica of the WCW belt, spend a few Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Sells Roman Reigns Valentine’s Day Cards

4 Submitted by on Mon, 15 February 2016, 08:00
Pensacola, FL – In honor of Valentine’s Day, WWE has released a series of Roman Reigns-themed Valentine’s Day cards. “When I think of love, I think of Roman Reigns,” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon. “He’s just so strong and handsome. I mean look at those eyes! That smile! That long luxurious hair that can barely be tamed! Those huge, bulging Continue Reading...
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EARLY ARRIVAL: GORILLA MONSOON VALENTINES!

59 Submitted by on Sun, 14 February 2016, 02:00
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Valentines

30 Submitted by on Sun, 14 February 2016, 02:00
WWF Valentines! With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, odds are there are some WrestleCrap fanatics out there who have yet to get their sweety pie a gift. Well, FRET NO LONGER! Your old pal RD Reynolds has searched high and low to find the sweetest, sappiest, most fantabulous gift under the sun, one that is sure to net you a BJ Continue Reading...
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WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009!

2 Submitted by on Sun, 14 February 2016, 02:00
WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009! RD: “As most of you are reading this, Valentine’s Day is just a scant one day away. And if you’re anything like your old buddy, your old pal, RD Reynolds, you haven’t even begun shopping yet. Not to worry! Thanks to myself and our friends over at wweshop.com (with their fantastic CUPID 10% Off code), we’ve Continue Reading...
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