Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
  • Global Force Wrestling Announces Roster Featuring Ed Leslie, Scotty Riggs, Two Arby's Workers, & Local Hooters Girl
  • RUMOR: Spin Doctors' Chris Barron To Join TNA Wrestling as a Senior Producer of Creative & Talent Development
  • Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper Baffled at Bloodless Chain Match
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Someone Bought This: Judy and Buff Bagwell airbrushed shirt

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Bryan from the WCW Worldwide Blog posted this picture of Judy Bagwell coming out at Bash At The Beach 1999 in celebration of Mother’s Day I love that she’s wearing a customized airbrushed shirt of her and her son Marcus Alexander Bagwell (she’d never call her boy Buff Bagwell!) with her wearing the top hat. It looks like something she had Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Lanny Poffo Shills the Gazelle

11 Submitted by on Sun, 10 May 2015, 15:00
Thought for sure we had this up here at one point, but according to fellow Crapper Paul THAT AIN’T THE CASE! Perhaps I just remembered that it came in Number One on The Four Greatest Items Wrestlers Have Ever Attempted to Pawn Off on Fans – Via the INFOMERCIAL in the WrestleCrap Book of Lists! (posted in full beneath the video), available rightchere for your Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: “You’re scratching me, Randy!”

2 Submitted by on Sat, 09 May 2015, 02:00
“Strange things are afoot at the Circle K…” -Ted, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. In 1987 you could get a WWF Supermatch Card at your Circle K convenience store where you could play The Supermatch Game scratch-off instant win game to win prizes! So yes, during the Summer of 1987 you could head over to Circle K, grab a big bag of Cool Ranch Doritos… Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Sheik & Volkoff’s Petting Zoo – The Adventures of Clyde & Bear!

34 Submitted by on Thu, 07 May 2015, 20:00
WWF, 1986 Anyone who lived through the mid 80’s WWF will remember all the animals running around at the time.  Which was your favorite was simply a matter of choice.  Dog lover? The British Bulldogs had Matilda…. …and when Davey Boy Smith was a solo act, Winston. Maybe you were a bit more off the beaten path and favored snakes? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube- All-Star Rock ‘N’ Wrestling Saturday Spectacular hosted by “Rowdy” Roddy Piper

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I’m just going to quote right from the video description: The “All-Star Rock ‘N’ Wrestling Saturday Spectacular” originally aired on Friday, 9/13/1985 on CBS. It was a prime time special that was intended to showcase the Saturday morning cartoon programs for the season. Hosted by WWF/WWE Superstar “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, the program features appearances by Gary Owens, Patti LaBelle, Pee-Wee Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Clock-A-Mania!

9 Submitted by on Wed, 06 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Milian Vasic (that would be a great heel wrestler name!) writes: Hey Paul. I know you previously posted the superstars watches from dollarama in hamilton ontario. But I found not one. Not two. But Three clocks now at dollarama. My girlfriend found the superstars alarm clock in st Catherine’s. And then we found the other two at one in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: JTG’s forthcoming book has the best title ever

10 Submitted by on Tue, 05 May 2015, 16:05
I swear on a stack of brand-spankin’ new copies of The Death Of WCW that I am not in fact making this up! Former WWE Superstar JTG will be releasing his first book tomorrow. The book is titled, “Damn! Why Did I Write This Book?” and will feature backstage stories from his time in OVW and WWE. Below is promotional material for the book Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Go to a WWF house show and you gotta buy a WWF Program!

14 Submitted by on Mon, 04 May 2015, 23:45
I found this old WWF Program on eBay (Steve Lombardi and Barry Horowitz on the same card?! Somebody pinch me!) and it reminded me of going to so many house shows. Picture it- Sicily, Italy. 1927… (Oh wait, wrong flashback. Sorry!) Anyway… It’s the late-80’s and the WWF is coming to your town! “BOY, OH BOY!” as Nathaniel would say. You pay $30 Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Hires More 90’s Musicians

16 Submitted by on Mon, 04 May 2015, 08:00
Nashville, TN – Following the positive press response after signing Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins, TNA President Dixie Carter has gone on a spending spree signing various popular musicians from the 1990’s. Carter made the announcement during a press conference flanked by the newest members of TNA. “We here at TNA Impact Wrestling are pleased as punch to welcome Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Impact Wrestling PLUS on YouTube- pay to watch old TNA?

8 Submitted by on Mon, 04 May 2015, 02:00
  TNA has a premium/pay YouTube channel (yes, such things exist) called TNA Impact Wrestling PLUS where for a monthly fee for $4.99 a month… …plus an additional per-event price, you can stream old episodes of Impact Wrestling, Pay-Per-Views, and DVDs. So if you’re a big TNA fan, that might seem like kind of a good deal, right? Well, no. The Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Macho Machine

14 Submitted by on Sun, 03 May 2015, 15:00
WWF Macho Machine From loyal Crapper James Mustoe: “Well I’m not sure if anyone did buy this because it’s bloody expensive and looks pretty daft, but oh well the thought was there…” RD: No offense to the great Randy Savage, but if bringing out my inner Macho Man means wearing a big pink cowboy hat and doilies, I think I’ll Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF In Your Face 3-D magazine

11 Submitted by on Sun, 03 May 2015, 02:00
I found this WWF In Your Face Best Of 1999 3-D Magazine on eBay. It comes complete with two pairs of red and blue 3-D glasses. Man, this gimmicky magazine sums up The Attitude Era perfectly. 3-D! Edgy! Attitude! Yeah! This magazine actually reminds me of this exchange from the Muppet-Vision 3-D attraction at Disney: Kermit the Frog: [talking about the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WWF placemat keeps your table clean in style!

4 Submitted by on Sat, 02 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Bryan found this image of a WWF placemat from the 1991 Merchandise Catalog in WWF Magazine. Click on the picture to see it in it’s full resolution. Here’s a smaller resolution picture of it that you should be able to see better. It features Macho Man Randy Saavage, Hulk Hogan, The British Bulldog Davey Boy Smith, and The Undertaker along Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Part VI

2 Submitted by on Fri, 01 May 2015, 22:18
by Neil Cathan What if…John Cena’s Worst Year Ever Actually Was? And What if…The Planned Dean Ambrose/Mick Foley Program Had Happened? The Build To The Royal Rumble Randy Orton has survived his TLC war with John Cena and retained the WWE Championship. He has no time to bask in the glory or relax, however, as Paul Heyman announces the return Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Stylish and fancy WCW top hats

7 Submitted by on Fri, 01 May 2015, 02:00
WCW sold top hats featuring Kevin Nash and Diamond Dallas Page. They’re perfect for any formal event! Well, maybe not… Unless your goal is that you never want to be invited to another formal event ever again in your lifetime. But wait a minute- there’s no Buff Bagwell Top Hat in this lineup? What an outrage!  ...
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Induction: The “Robin Hood” Nitro – It Sherwood have sucked to sit through this

38 Submitted by on Thu, 30 April 2015, 20:00
WCW, 1997 Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: in a match billed as one of the biggest and most important of all time, Hulk Hogan takes on a 7’4” giant at the Silverdome — I mean, Superdome. This time around, though, instead of the big main event being presented without commercial interruption, it *is* the interruption; the match Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Custom Phantasio Hasbro figure!

12 Submitted by on Thu, 30 April 2015, 02:00
Oh Hasbro, how could you NOT have made a figure of legendary WWF magician Phantasio?! I mean granted, he’s no Fruit Pie The Magician… …but he’s still pretty cool! (Check out his best WWF match!). Thankfully, some resourceful fan has corrected this horrible oversight with this awesome custom figure. Sadly it does not come with his opponent’s underwear, nor Earl Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Muppet Show wrestling episode

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Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s a wrestling themed episode of The Muppet Show. In this episode Zero Mostel guest stars, while in the wrap-around segments Scooter’s Uncle (who owns the theater) wants there to be some women’s wrestling on the show. Unfortunately the only female wrestler Kermit can find on short notice is a particularly cantankerous older grappler named “Granny Continue Reading...
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Induction: WCW Champion David Arquette vs Tank Abbott: Remember when Russo wanted to put the title on him?

45 Submitted by on Tue, 28 April 2015, 15:00
WCW 2000 by Emerson Witner In his critically acclaimed tome A Lion’s Tale, Chris Jericho told the story of him trying to get a pay per view match with WCW Champion Goldberg coming on the heels of a really fun storyline where Jericho kept challenging Goldberg to a match, mocked his entrance and beat a midget version of him. Anyway, Eric Continue Reading...
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