Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

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  • Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper Baffled at Bloodless Chain Match
  • TNA Blames Late Talent Checks on Delays in Pony Express Service
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It Came From YouTube: David Arquette IS El Asso Wipo!

3 Submitted by on Sun, 27 July 2014, 02:00
Crapper Cameron Archer writes: I loved David Herman’s original El Asso Wipo (English: The Ass Wiper, The Wiper [WWF]). The masked Argentinian had a definite moral code – babies and priests were out, but everyone else could expect for El Asso Wipo to break their backs like so, with his knee. Señor Bag of Crap ended the sketch with his famous gimmick. El Asso Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Leprechaun: Origins trailer staring Hornswoggle is here! Lucky us!

36 Submitted by on Sat, 26 July 2014, 15:00
UPDATE: Here’s the full trailer for Leprechaun: Origins. I love the original Leprechaun series which is (almost) always highly entertaining thanks to the very talented Warwick Davis. This movie just looks terrible. Not scary, not funny, not worth seeing. When the acting in the trailer (you know, the lines they picked to best represent the movie!) are so bad that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Androgynous Marty Jannetty squirt head toy

16 Submitted by on Sat, 26 July 2014, 02:00
  In the late 80’s the WWF released a line of Squirt Head water toys including Marty Jannetty from The Rockers. Is it me, or does Marty look a little (well, a lot) feminine here? I mean, between the soft facial features, the shaped eyebrows, the long hair, and the pink lipstick (!!!) he’s inexplicably wearing, this is one weird Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bray Wyatt Promo Only Heard By Dogs

2 Submitted by on Fri, 25 July 2014, 08:00
Miami, FL – Following his loss to Chris Jericho at Battleground, Bray Wyatt directly addressed the crowd during Monday Night Raw. Unfortunately, Wyatt’s voice was so quiet that only dogs were able to hear it. Wyatt, famous for his unique promo style, tries to draw viewers in with by speaking softly and using a varied vocabulary. In recent weeks, his promos have Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Who (not him) is that masked wrestler? He looks familiar…

11 Submitted by on Fri, 25 July 2014, 02:00
No, it’s not Jim Neidhart (despite the similarities). It’s the terrifying masked heel Pooh The Punisher!  I found this Pooh The Punisher bean bag toy (okay, so that’s just the name I gave his gimmick) and could only come to one obvious conclusion… He must be the founding member of the Pooh World Order. Hey, all that honey isn’t going to pay Continue Reading...
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Induction: Under The Mat – Even Clarence Mason couldn’t defend Diana’s book in court

41 Submitted by on Thu, 24 July 2014, 20:00
Fenn Publishing, 2001 When a wrestling fan hears the book title, Under The Mat, he or she (probably he) most likely assumes it to be about the shenanigans that happen when wrestlers hide beneath the ring to do surprise run-ins. One might expect to hear funny stories about the time the nWo’s toilet bucket tipped over during a show and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Mad Magazine’s WWF Magazine cover parody from 1987 manages to predict the WWF future correctly!

20 Submitted by on Thu, 24 July 2014, 02:00
Straight from Doug Gilford’s Mad Cover Site here is the back cover to Mad Magazine Issue #272 from July of 1987 featuring Harold “The Killer Accountant”. That’s a full four years before Mike Rotunda came into the WWF with the very similar I.R.S “evil Taxman” gimmick! Do you suppose someone in WWF Creative was a Mad Magazine fan in the late Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This Barry Horowitz trading card is a true collectable!

14 Submitted by on Wed, 23 July 2014, 02:00
From the 1990 Classic WWF trading card series comes this Barry Horowitz card. Remember, this was a full 5 years before he actually got a push from beating Skip. You Crappers know how much I love Barry (we’ve even featured his t-shirt in a past Someone Bought This!), but man; if I had gotten this card from some kid in Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: Frankie Williams

9 Submitted by on Tue, 22 July 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: First jobber we ever profiled and arguably one of the greatest. Before I made my selection on who would be the first ever Wrestlecrap Jobber Of The Week, I had to be sure my candidate had the right qualifications, so I pulled out my handy guidebook “Requirements To Be A Preliminary Wrestler In The 80’s-WWF Version.” Lets Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: M-I-C… K-E-Y. Why? Because he’s a wrestling fan!

11 Submitted by on Tue, 22 July 2014, 02:00
This special It Came From YouTube goes out to long-time Crapper Randall B., the biggest Disney fanatic on the face of the Earth! I just found this Mickey Mouse cartoon called “Tapped Out” that you Crappers must see! Here’s an alternative YouTube link for it: Without spoiling the cartoon, all I’ll say is that Mickey is one very lucky rodent! Of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: “Free For All”? Well, you get what you pay for…

12 Submitted by on Mon, 21 July 2014, 02:00
In the mid-90’s, the WWF would air a free match on the Pay-Per-View channel before a Pay-Per-View would start, to entice you to buy the event. They called these free matches “Free For All”. Get it? ‘Cause they were free… for all! What they often were not, were very good matches. This VHS tape put out by Coliseum Home Video Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Family Matters with the Bushwackers – Cousin Luke, Cousin Butch, and Cousin URKEL??!!

25 Submitted by on Sun, 20 July 2014, 15:00
Television Show, 1994 Text by Triple Kelly One of the most popular sitcoms of the 90s was a snazzy little series called Family Matters. The character of Harriette Winslow originally appeared on Perfect Strangers as the elevator operator of Larry and Balki’s at the Chicago Chronicle, which in those days…and probably now, was enough for ABC Network to greenlight a spin-off for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: His Highness King Duggan immortalized on the cover of WWF Magazine

20 Submitted by on Sat, 19 July 2014, 02:00
On May 13th, 1989 “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan defeated Haku (who would no longer come with crown) to become the true King of the WWF! WWF Magazine celebrated this a few months later by putting Good King Duggan on the cover of the September 1989 issue! As Mr. B. Natural would say; “He’s a Happy King!”. He looks like the kind Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross commentates on Video Games Volume 3

6 Submitted by on Fri, 18 July 2014, 20:44
Crapper Chris Sizemore writes: Ok, I hope I’m not the only one that finds these Jim Ross video game videos hilarious. If so, I guess my sense of humor is still warped. But regardless, here’s the third installment. WWE Commentary (Jim Ross) on Video Games. Okay, after posting Part 1 and Part 2, this is the last one I’m going Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jim Cornette Slaps Santino For Breaking Character During Retirement Speech

10 Submitted by on Fri, 18 July 2014, 08:00
Louisville, KY – During a live event at Freedom Hall in Louisville, WWE Superstar and former Intercontinental Champion Santino Marella announced his retirement to the local crowd. Forgoing his usual Italian accent and comedic walk, Marella addressed the crowd in a serious manner, mentioning his various neck injuries. The heartfelt speech was interrupted by former WWE, NWA, TNA, ROH, and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The stupid cover of the Top 50 WCW Incidents DVD/Blu-Ray.

14 Submitted by on Fri, 18 July 2014, 02:00
  Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog had a pretty funny comment about the cover of the upcoming “OMG! The Top 50 Incidents In WCW History” DVD/Blu-Ray… Pretty amazing that a release all about the most shocking events that took place in World Championship Wrestling would have two McMahons on the cover. You can view the contents of the DVD/Blu-Ray Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Big Bossman Laundry Bag

16 Submitted by on Wed, 16 July 2014, 15:00
Big Bossman Laundry Bag From Fellow Crapper Mills Madness: “Ray Traylor as the guardian angel of your soiled linens? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the officially licensed Big Boss Man laundry bag. Whomever purchased this should be servin’ hard time.” RD: As sad as I was about the passing of Ray Traylor, I can sleep better at night Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sorry Hasbro, but Virgil is not Sid Justice

17 Submitted by on Wed, 16 July 2014, 10:41
After seeing the Someone Bought This with the Sid Justice pillow case and Virgil shirt, Crapper Jerrold posted a link in the comments section to this eBay auction for a Hasbro error card with Sid Justice packaging, but a Virgil figure.  Yes, it’s Virgil Justice! Jerrold wrote: Best of both worlds! Indeed! And how much is the seller asking for this Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: Nasty Ned Brady

5 Submitted by on Tue, 15 July 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: A look back at one of Mick Foley’s infamous WCW tag-team partners, with candid comments from Cactus Jack himself. Last week, we took a look back to Cactus Jack’s first appearance in WCW, and the total disaster of a time he had with his Jobber Of The Week partner, Rick Fargo. Despite being 100% disappointed and completely Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Brawl unreleased fighting video game with deformed wrestlers!

10 Submitted by on Tue, 15 July 2014, 02:00
Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: Today on a few video game sites I follow, news leaked about a game that was planned and announced in 2012 called WWE Brawl that never came to light. The concept designs, created by artist Rich Lyons, were created for the start of the 2011 WWE fighter WWE Brawl and he posted them briefly online. Two Continue Reading...
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