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Someone Bought This: Tatanka’s greatest moment is really lame

7 Submitted by on Thu, 26 February 2015, 02:00
From The Wrestling Collector’s Card Page and this line of 1993 Good Humor trading cards comes this Tatanka card. Each card features a wrestler telling us what their greatest moment is. You know, I really hope Chris Chavis didn’t really say that because it’s such a word salad of meaningless, stereotypical nonsense. I dare you guys to read it out loud Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Good Humor people love The Smoking Gunns!

10 Submitted by on Tue, 24 February 2015, 02:00
From The Wrestling Card Collectors page comes a whopping three (!) Smoking Gunns cards from the set of cards you could get in Good Humor Ice Cream boxes in 1995. You may be asking yourself why they decided to put three different cards of The Smoking Gunns in the same series of cards. The answer is that Billy’s shady Uncle Sto Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Do You Want To Job To Roman?

6 Submitted by on Mon, 23 February 2015, 15:00
Crapper Christian Grimmett writes: This is a parody of “Do You Want to Build a Snowman” Entitled “Do You Want to Job to Roman?” The man doing this is LittleKuriboh, He recently started posting HILARIOUS satirical recaps of Raw and Smackdown. I suggest checking them out too. That was brilliant!...
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It Came From YouTube: Batman Vs. Lucha Bane

7 Submitted by on Sun, 22 February 2015, 15:00
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: Jordan’s funny Guanajuato write-up reminded me: When the acclaimed early 90s cartoon “Batman: The Animated Series” did an episode with Bane (a Latin American villain), they had the great taste to design him as a luchador. And they obviously had wrestling on their minds when Batman fights Bane at the climax. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWE presents C.M Punk’s ass

20 Submitted by on Sat, 21 February 2015, 00:06
Crapper George Nolan writes: Hello. Got this submission from WWE’s Youtube channel: News has gotten out that WWE physician Dr. Chris Amann is suing CM Punk for the comments he made about him on Colt Cabana’s podcast back in November of last year. WWE’s gotten on to backing Amann and posted this video on YouTube showing off up-close shots of Punk’s arse during the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Town Marks Days Since John Cena Last Overcame The Odds

7 Submitted by on Fri, 20 February 2015, 08:00
Cena Vista, AZ – Local residents in the small Arizona border town of Cena Vista have been patiently marking the days since their hero, WWE Superstar John Cena, overcame the odds. Originally named Sierra Vista, the town unanimously voted to change their name to “Cena Vista” following Cena’s United States Championship win at Wrestlemania XX. Several of the town’s businesses Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Mummies of Guanajuato – No Es Bueno

18 Submitted by on Thu, 19 February 2015, 20:00
Movie, 1972 Thanks to the growing popularity of Lucha Underground, cable television show AAA and CMLL and the wrestling community looking for alternatives, lucha wrestling is on the upswing. Lucha has a long and rich history with a few luchadores crossing into pop culture icons. Chief among those was El Santo who filmed almost 60 movies. And you were sick Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Duke Droese on the job on his trading card

7 Submitted by on Wed, 18 February 2015, 02:00
‘ I was browsing through some pictures of 1995 WWF trading cards (it’s a cornucopia of WrestleCrap gimmicks!) on this excellent wrestling trading card site.  I like this card because it shows ol’ Duke “The Dumpster” Droese on the job in the garbage dump… which is appropriate because mid-90’s WWF often reminds me of a garbage dump… Okay, so he’s a garbage Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A most wonderful WCW theme song

16 Submitted by on Tue, 17 February 2015, 15:00
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: Formerly impossible to find on the internet, Paul Orndorff’s “wonderful” WCW theme song is now on Youtube in all its operatic glory. This has quickly become one of my favorite wrestling theme songs of all time. How can you not love every second of this song?!...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: WWF Mania, Episode 1: An Hour Straight of Todd Pettengill…That’ll Be Good, Right?

30 Submitted by on Mon, 16 February 2015, 16:00
WWF, 1993 Text by RD Reynolds So a few weeks back, WWE surprised a lot of folks by announcing a new show called Saturday Morning Slam. It’s a show that the company has designed first and foremost with children in mind. It’s nothing new. In fact, you could argue that the WWF’s flagship show during its 1980’s glory days was also Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Colorforms

14 Submitted by on Mon, 16 February 2015, 02:00
Colorforms were pretty simple- they were vinyl stickers that stuck to a shiny mat using static electricity. And they were awesome! If you didn’t have some kind of Colorforms set as a kid, I pity you. The WWF Colorforms set includes wrestlers, accessories, and their logos that you can stick to a scene showing a wrestling ring in an arena. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars Of The New Generation magazine

22 Submitted by on Sun, 15 February 2015, 15:00
Crapper Louis Izzo writes: Hello again from a long-time ‘Crapper. As someone who collects worthless magazines published by the WWF, it’s no surprise that for a while, they released yearly specials that is basically a reminder of what the roster is to casual fans. The series appeared to be discontinued after the 1993 issue (Superstars VIII), possibly because Vince McMahon Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Thunder In Paradise Interactive video game for the CD-I

21 Submitted by on Sat, 14 February 2015, 02:00 Crappers; I have another really obscure “treat” for you, today! If you’ve read R.D’s induction of 2/3rds of the “Thunder In Paradise” TV movies, or you’ve seen the show for yourself; you know just how bad Hulk Hogan’s Thunder In Paradise TV show really was.  Okay, so it was pretty much just “Knight Rider” with a magic boat instead Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Valentines

29 Submitted by on Fri, 13 February 2015, 15:00
WWF Valentines! With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, odds are there are some WrestleCrap fanatics out there who have yet to get their sweety pie a gift. Well, FRET NO LONGER! Your old pal RD Reynolds has searched high and low to find the sweetest, sappiest, most fantabulous gift under the sun, one that is sure to net you a BJ Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Call The Bray Wyatt Hotline Now!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 13 February 2015, 08:00
Brooksville, FL – Bray Wyatt has launched his own 900 hotline where wrestling fans can hear from their favorite WWE Superstar. Much like WWE and WCW personality “Mean” Gene Okerlund’s hotline from the 1990’s, fans will be able to call the hotline to hear all about Bray Wyatt. While the main focus will be on news and upcoming matches, fans Continue Reading...
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55 Submitted by on Wed, 11 February 2015, 06:00
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...
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