Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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It Came From YouTube: WWF Greetings On Call (Paul Bearer sings!)

11 Submitted by on Fri, 10 October 2014, 02:00
Oh, this is a good one! From 1995 I present the WWF’s “Greetings On Call”! How cool would it be to get a special birthday message from Razor Ramon? Or The Undertaker? Lex Luger singing is just priceless! He would’ve made for a great lounge singer if the whole “Being a patriotic American” thing didn’t work out for him (and Continue Reading...
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Induction: Just Joe – If only this gimmick were just a rumor…

21 Submitted by on Thu, 09 October 2014, 20:00
WWF, 2000 Things were looking up for Joe E. Legend in the year 2000. With his former tag team partner Edge and former stablemate Christian launching themselves into superstardom with their memorable ladder matches, the indie veteran must have had high hopes for his career when he signed a coveted WWF contract. An on-screen reunion with his buddies E&C wasn’t Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: WrestleMania Video Game Video – Featuring Bret Hart, Video Game Technician

21 Submitted by on Wed, 08 October 2014, 15:00
Acclaim Video Release, Mid 1990’s The initial release of the Sony Playstation saw a lot of great games hit in a very short period of time. There were originals like Twisted Metal and Warhawk, excellent ports like Rayman, and arcade classics like Ridge Racer and Tekken. Shortly after the PSOne’s debut, Midway released a conversion of its Mortal Kombat style Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Slam Cam digital camera

16 Submitted by on Wed, 08 October 2014, 02:00
From the late 1990’s it’s the WWF Slam Cam digital camera made by Jakks Pacific. Here’s the official product description and system requirements: The World Wrestling Federation figured that just watching their “brashing brawlers” on television isn’t enough for their fans. Watching them slam and bam each other for your entertainment just doesn’t cut it. You want to be in the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WWF Electronic Microphone lets you pretend to be Mean Gene Oklerlund!

12 Submitted by on Tue, 07 October 2014, 02:00
Straight out of 1991, It’s the Official Electronic Microphone (with powerful sound amplifier!). Yes, now you too can be Mean Gene Oklerlund! Get a couple friends together with this microphone, and some Wrestling Buddies or Hasbro figures, and you’d have a blast calling the action and providing the sound effects. The “6 Action Sounds” promised on the package really did Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Night Stalker vs. Sid Vicious – We’ve Not Inducted This? Really??

29 Submitted by on Mon, 06 October 2014, 20:00
WCW, 1991 On the road, traveling for work, but I’m not sweating it.  A long, 8-hour flight will provide me plenty of time to go back through the Nitro and Thunder archives for the next target of my poison pen.  I know the dates this mishap took place, and through I’ll have to tear through about 2 months of those shows, I am Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Brian Christopher’s new hip-hop album “Bringin’ Sexay Back”!

7 Submitted by on Mon, 06 October 2014, 11:42
Okay, Crappers,  I’m just going to copy what I saw on Lords Of Pain for you all to marvel over: Former WWE Superstar Brian Christopher, son of Jerry Lawler, has a new hip-hop CD out on iTunes. “Bringin’ Sexay Back” is also available on Amazon and Spotify. A press release described the CD like this: “This CD consists of several hilarious Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Stone Cold Steve Austin interactive figure is computer-powered!

15 Submitted by on Mon, 06 October 2014, 02:00
This WWF Stone Cold Steve Austin interactive electronic figure was produced by Jakks Pacific in 1999. Here’s the official product description and system requirements: Steve Austin, the finger-pointing WWF mascot, can now be directly plugged into your computer. Fans can download his rants and wrestling sound effects right off the Internet. Using the enclosed CD-ROM and secret password, players access Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Raw Extended to 5 Hours, Bryan Alvarez Institutionalized

10 Submitted by on Fri, 03 October 2014, 08:00
Bothell, WA – In a press conference, WWE CEO Vince McMahon made the surprise announcement that his company’s flagship show Monday Night Raw would be adding two extra hours. The extension will now see the program running from 8:00 PM EST to 1:00 AM EST. “This is a very exciting time,” said McMahon with a twinkle in his eye. “We’re Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Championship Belt Bag fanny packs are the ultimate fashion accessory

11 Submitted by on Fri, 03 October 2014, 02:00
Ah, the early 90’s… Milli Vanilli topped the charts! A young rapscallion named Bart Simpson told American that he was “An underachiever… and proud of it, man! And along with Hula-Hoops, Fanny Packs were all the rage with the youths, as you can see with these WWF Championship Belt Bags. If I ever start a band, I’m totally calling it “Sturdy, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Break out your bongos and dig this commercial for WWE cologne and perfume!

5 Submitted by on Thu, 02 October 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean (who is a far-out hep cat for sure!) writes… I do not know if this has been featured yet but I randomly came across this commercial for the WWF Attitude cologne…dear god that was a thing? Beatniks doing poetry? Not the first thing I would think of when wanting to promote your cologne…especially in the Attitude Era. Hell, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Hulk Hogan talking electric toothbrush set starts your day off right!

20 Submitted by on Wed, 01 October 2014, 02:00
I found this Hulk Hogan electric toothbrush set on Amazon and had to share… Not only because it looks cool, but also because it talks! Imagine waking up the morning and the first voice you hear is Hulk Hogan! And you thought only Hulk’s girlfriend got to experience that treat? No way! Plenty of 7 year old boys did, too. Wait, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWE 2K15 goes retro with fan-made Sega Genesis WWF Raw parody video!

20 Submitted by on Tue, 30 September 2014, 11:33
Crapper Brendan Docherty (@BrendanDocherty) sent in this video that he made to WrestleCrap’s Twitter Feed (@WrestleCrap) of WWE 2K15 done like the old WWF Raw Sega Genesis/Super Nintendo game. That is amazing! You put such great details into the graphics! I would buy this game in a heartbeat! WWF Raw on the Super Nintendo was and still is one of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Steve Austin and his famous friends raise awareness about a very important issue

7 Submitted by on Tue, 30 September 2014, 02:00
Steve Austin, Alfonso Ribeiro, and Ralph Macchio band together to raise awareness about a very serious issue in this new commercial for Wendy’s new line of Bar-B-Que Pulled Pork sandwiches. And really, if you can’t trust The Rattlesnake, Daniel from The Karate Kid, and Carlton from The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, then who can you trust?! #BBQ4Merica I wonder if Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Sid Vicious, Lost in Louisiana – He Has Half the Sense of Direction You Do!

39 Submitted by on Mon, 29 September 2014, 21:00
WCW, 2000 Big news first: the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition is NOW AVAILABLE.  Not for pre-order; it’s shipping NOW.  I will also have a few autographed books available to ship directly from WrestleCrap HQ, which will be available sometime in the near future.  So check back if you are interested! I’ve kinda beat y’all over the head with Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Tag Team Wrestling is the worst wrestling video game ever

11 Submitted by on Sat, 27 September 2014, 02:00
Joe Gagne reviews Tag Team Wrestling for the Nintendo NES. He’s absolutely right about everything. This is an awful game. Actually; since I never read the game manuals as a child; I never knew about that awkward menu system until I watched this review. I think I just randomly pressed buttons to try and make something interesting happen because I Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kevin Steen Repackaged As “Pierre Poutine”

3 Submitted by on Fri, 26 September 2014, 08:00
Montreal, Quebec – In what has become an increasing tradition for popular independent wrestlers who go to NXT, Kevin Steen’s character has been repackaged as proud French-Canadian “Pierre Poutine” Steen, who first made a name for himself in independent promotions such as Pro Wrestling Guerilla, CZW, and Ring of Honor, originally hails from Quebec, something WWE officials quickly latched on Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bill Watts hates flagrant violations!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 26 September 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Twenty Five years ago on September 26 of 1992, Bill Watts recinded his Over The Top DQ, a dumb rule mind you, and swapped it with this POS rule. Hey, what better way to get viewers interesting and excited about your product than to bog it down with a bunch of nonsensical and confusing rules that don’t Continue Reading...
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Induction: Triple H destroys the minitron – Directed by Michael Bay on acid

12 Submitted by on Thu, 25 September 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2008 Sometimes here at Wrestlecrap, we think big. We’ve inducted three-hour pay-per-views, long-running characters, and even whole promotions in our illustrious history. On the flip side, we’ve inducted articles of clothing, individual matches, and even one 18-second bout that nonetheless yielded a 1850-word write-up. This induction falls into the latter category. Tonight, we look back at the night Triple Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF Wrestling Spotlight has a unique pair of hosts…

4 Submitted by on Thu, 25 September 2014, 02:00
Yes, straight out of the mid-80’s, it’s WWF’s D-Show “Wrestling Spotlight” hosted by Vince McMahon and … Wait… Could it be? OH YEAH! It’s The Lovely Miss Elizabeth(™) joining Vince to host an exciting hour of stale recaps and plugs! She isn’t much of a talker (she’s acting like Randy Savage is just off-stage glaring at her threatening to beat her Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: The Shadow

4 Submitted by on Wed, 24 September 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: WrestleCrap legend, the late Pistol Pez Whatley, throws on the worst Parts Unknown outfit ever and gets pummeled on WCW Saturday Night. After all these years, I’ve learned one thing: wrestling needs more guys named “Pez.” Note from Blade: This Tuesday, one of Wrestlecrap’s most beloved wrestlers sadly passed away. “Pistol” Pez Whatley, age 54, finally succumbed Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan sings in a weird Japanese Air Conditioner commercial

9 Submitted by on Tue, 23 September 2014, 02:00
Oh, this is a good one; Crappers! In this Japanese commercial we have Hulk Hogan who appears to be in heaven (?) wearing nothing but white shorts and a white bandana. He sings a happy little song about the days of the week (??) while we see a baby (???) and a woman talks about the Hitachi Bigflow air conditioner. At Continue Reading...
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