Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

Cena vs. Cole!

Dave Meltzer may have given it *****, but we sure didn’t!

(And no, Dave did not give it *****.  But we gave it a NEW Induction!)

The very first WWF video game ever is inducted…

…and we bet you don’t know what it actually is!

Up is down, black is white, and losses now count as wins according to Vince McMahon.

Fall down the rabbit hole into this week’s Headlie.

It’s everyone’s favorite Attitude-era medical technician named after the wife of a US President!

Barbara Bush…INDUCTED!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened to hear of the passing of Joanie “Chyna” Laurer.

For details, please click through.

When The Authority left for vacation, they thought they remembered to bring everything.

They were wrong.

Dance on over to Headlies to find out what they forgot.

 

A Million Dollar Doink and a Cross-Eyed Warrior!

Where is Randy Savage to Give Us an “OH YEAH”?

The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 1990s…INDUCTED!

Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

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  • RUMOR: Brock Lesnar Opponent at UFC to Be Ken Shamrock. Or Maybe Kama. Tank Abbot, Perhaps.
  • Matt and Jeff Hardy Shockingly Found To Be In Condition To Work
  • Goldberg Added to WWE 2K17, "Ability to Remove Goldust Wig" To Be Future DLC
All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: John Cena wants you to stop being so fat and lazy!

1 Submitted by on Sat, 11 July 2015, 02:00
Crapper Randall B. writes: So, has this been noted for a Somebody Bought This yet? Because the idea of him not only exercising with me and motivating me, but making my dinners makes me wanna buy a thousand of them. John Cena wants you to get off your butt, put down the “Fixing Servers In The Netherlands For Dummies” book, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Shawn Michaels is forced to find another job

9 Submitted by on Fri, 10 July 2015, 02:00
Crapper Thomas Moffatt writes: Remember 2009? Shawn Michaels and the Undertaker had one of the greatest matches in not just Wrestlemania history but the entire history of the WWE. Shawn lost a cited needing to take time off D-X buddy/immature delinquent Triple H entered into a feud with The Legacy and founded himself needing a tag team partner. SO he Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Outsiders vs. Adult Film Stars – Hall & Nash’s Biggest Opponent…In Two Ways!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 09 July 2015, 20:18
WCW, 1999 When head writers Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara jumped from the WWF to WCW in the fall of 1999, many expected big changes for WCW and its fortunes. For the masterminds behind the Attitude Era, what WCW needed more than new stars was sex, sex, sex. Not content with just infusing sexual content into the storylines and characters Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: An undead zombie mortician Vs. an escaped convict- I love wrestling so much…

5 Submitted by on Thu, 09 July 2015, 00:03
The Undertaker wrestled Nailz on house shows before Nailz was fired for (allegedly) assaulting Vince McMahon over pay issues. Here’s a shocker- the match blew the big one! Thank goodness this mess never made it to Pay-Per-View. Let’s take a look at the rest of the card from this show courtesy of The History Of WWE: WWF @ Indianapolis, IN Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Andre The Giant beer mug

6 Submitted by on Wed, 08 July 2015, 16:23
Andre The Giant loved two things in life: Foosball, and drinking. Okay, so I’m not really sure about the Foosball thing, but he definitely loved to drink. To commemorate that, the WWF produced this beautiful Andre The Giant beer mug which I found on ShopGoodWill.com! It features a nice biography of Andre on one side, and a stunning artistic rendition of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Christian is called WHAT?!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 08 July 2015, 10:56
I found this signed Christian trading card on ShopGoodwill.com and I literally spent 30 seconds trying to figure out when and why Christian got the strange nickname “War Booty”. That sounds like the perfect name for a flamboyantly gay army guy gimmick- think G.I Bro crossed with Kwee-Wee! But no, “War Booty” is apparently just the name of the line of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The WCW Thunder rants

7 Submitted by on Wed, 08 July 2015, 02:00
Crapper Christian Grimmett writes: This is from the GOD AWFUL WCW Thunder game for the playstation. At the character select screen you can here the wrestlers cut promos on you to get you to pick them. Well, Except for Kevin Nash. He REALLY doesn’t want to be picked. Also, some of them just threaten you instead. Ah yes, Thunder… Joe Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Replaces Michael Hayes With Heath Slater

5 Submitted by on Mon, 06 July 2015, 08:00
Badstreet, USA – WWE officials have officially announced that video, pictures, interviews, and mentions of Michael “P.S.” Hayes will now be replaced with WWE Superstar Heath Slater. In a conference call yesterday, WWE CEO Vince McMahon said, “In light of recent invents going on in the Southern United States, we feel that as a company it is time to move Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestlers + these stickers = awesome.

2 Submitted by on Sun, 05 July 2015, 18:41
As seen on Tumblr…. new aesthetic: wrestlers photoshopped over lisa frank stickers I’d like to think that Mrs. Deal and Triple Kelly would go for these. And probably Peter Gazer, too! Oh heck, I always thought Lisa Frank stuff was pretty awesome and really creative. Besides, adding kittens and goldfish in bowls only makes The Rock that much cooler! Dear Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF Raw for Sega 32X has exciting exclusives!

35 Submitted by on Sun, 05 July 2015, 02:00
None other than Martial Arts Master Kwang (!) appears as the final boss in the Sega 32X version of the WWF Raw video game. He’s exclusive to this version of the game. If I may quote Scott Keith from his Royal Rumble 1994 rant: What’s the sound of 300 pounds of crap hitting the fan? KWANG! Notice Todd Pettengill’s short-lived WWF Mania Co-Host Stephanie Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: One Ugly Lex Luger Shirt

18 Submitted by on Sat, 04 July 2015, 15:00
Fellow Crapper Billie K writes: “I actually owned this shirt. Does that make me the biggest dork on the planet?” Blade Braxton : While I would never knock a fellow Crapper, I gotta say if the “fashion police” really existed in real life, I’m sure anybody caught wearing this Lex Express-era t-shirt in public would imediately be thrown in front of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Legion Of Doom and their ventriloquist dummy friend Rocco

13 Submitted by on Sat, 04 July 2015, 02:00
The Legion Of Doom make a pretty cool entrance on motorcycles at SummerSlam 1992… with their ventriloquist dummy Rocco riding on the front of one of the bikes (wearing a leather jacket, blue jeans, and even a little pair of sunglasses). Rocco was “found” in a pile of garbage in the slums of Chicago by the Legion Of Doom and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Grill shirt

5 Submitted by on Fri, 03 July 2015, 02:00
WCW opened their Nitro Grill restaurant in Las Vegas, Nevada in the Spring of 1999 and closed in late September of 2000 (less than a year before WCW itself closed!). The food was supposed to be pretty good, and the atmosphere was great, and “Nitro Grill” was a pretty clever name for the place, but they still couldn’t make enough money Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Big shirt… little wrestlers!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 03 July 2015, 00:11
I found this XXXL (!) sized Champion Midget Wrestling shirt on ShopGoodwill.com and I have so many thoughts about this. 1. It amuses me greatly that it’s a midget wrestling shirt that happens to be Extra Extra Extra Large sized. 2. Who are the three midget wrestlers that autographed this thing? And how much do they weigh? (Sorry, I had an Art Continue Reading...
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