The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

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Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

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HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

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Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

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Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

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God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

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Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

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“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

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Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

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Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

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  • WWE and Hershey's Unveils Solid Chocolate Ultimate Warrior Statue
  • Rumor: Jerry Lawler To Be Replaced as Hall of Fame MC By Rob Bartlett
  • WWE Creative Dubs J&J Security, Big Show, Kane, Rollins and Orton "THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BRIEFCASE"
  • Brock Lesnar Shows Up at UFC, Throws WWE Belt in Trash; Announces "I'm Coming to Where the Big Boys Play!"
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All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This Classic: Big Bossman Laundry Bag

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Big Bossman Laundry Bag From Fellow Crapper Mills Madness: “Ray Traylor as the guardian angel of your soiled linens? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the officially licensed Big Boss Man laundry bag. Whomever purchased this should be servin’ hard time.” RD: As sad as I was about the passing of Ray Traylor, I can sleep better at night Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sorry Hasbro, but Virgil is not Sid Justice

17 Submitted by on Wed, 16 July 2014, 10:41
After seeing the Someone Bought This with the Sid Justice pillow case and Virgil shirt, Crapper Jerrold posted a link in the comments section to this eBay auction for a Hasbro error card with Sid Justice packaging, but a Virgil figure.  Yes, it’s Virgil Justice! Jerrold wrote: Best of both worlds! Indeed! And how much is the seller asking for this Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: Nasty Ned Brady

5 Submitted by on Tue, 15 July 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: A look back at one of Mick Foley’s infamous WCW tag-team partners, with candid comments from Cactus Jack himself. Last week, we took a look back to Cactus Jack’s first appearance in WCW, and the total disaster of a time he had with his Jobber Of The Week partner, Rick Fargo. Despite being 100% disappointed and completely Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Brawl unreleased fighting video game with deformed wrestlers!

10 Submitted by on Tue, 15 July 2014, 02:00
Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: Today on a few video game sites I follow, news leaked about a game that was planned and announced in 2012 called WWE Brawl that never came to light. The concept designs, created by artist Rich Lyons, were created for the start of the 2011 WWE fighter WWE Brawl and he posted them briefly online. Two Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA baby bibs for boys and girls feature lowered expectations from parents

15 Submitted by on Sat, 12 July 2014, 02:00
TNA is selling bibs for boys that say “Future World Champ” and for girls that say “Future Knockout”. Aren’t parents supposed to aspire for their kids to do things they can be proud of?! What kind of terrible father watches TNA Impact and thinks “Yes, I want my sweet little baby girl to grow up and wear skimpy clothing and wrestle terrible matches for Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Bleeps, Bloopers, and Bodyslams – You’ll Laugh! You’ll Cry! Well, You’ll Cry for Sure…

28 Submitted by on Fri, 11 July 2014, 15:00
WWF Video Tape, 1994 As much as I’ve bitched about WWE recently, I have to give their video department a heck of a lot of credit. Think about it – how many ***** DVDs has this company released in the past couple of years? We’ve been graced by awesome DVD sets that have covered the careers of Shawn Michaels, Mick Continue Reading...
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Headlies: CM Punk Drops Surprise ‘Pipe Bomb’ During Money In The Bank

7 Submitted by on Fri, 11 July 2014, 08:00
Rosemont, IL – To the surprise of the wrestling world, CM Punk made an unexpected appearance two weeks ago, dropping a “pipe bomb” promo during the Money In The Bank pay-per-view special event. Punk, who abruptly left the WWE in January, was greeted by deafening chants of “CM Punk” by the crowd as he sat and looked straight ahead. He Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Celebrate Free Slurpee Day with this Hulk Hogan Mustache Slurpee Straw

4 Submitted by on Fri, 11 July 2014, 02:00
Crapper Matthew Hunt sent this in to the WrestleCrap Facebook page and writes: Whatcha gonna do when this Hulk Hogan Slurpee straw runs wild on you? Someone (me) bought this. Yes Crappers, it’s July 11th, or 7-11 which means it’s Free Slurpee Day at your local 7-Eleven convenience store! Go get your free Slurpee TODAY! You can really taste the chutney! Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WCW Spring Catalog 1999 – WCW Ruins Hot Sauces, Horses, and More!

47 Submitted by on Thu, 10 July 2014, 19:00
WCW, Merchandise Catalog 1999 First things first: I know that merchandise is generally the realm of Someone Bought This!, but today’s write up is a bit more extensive than what we generally cover there.  Besides, that particular column actually originated thanks to large inductions wherein I would look at magazine inserts and catalogs such as this, so consider this a blast from Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ric Flair recognized as 21-time world champion

6 Submitted by on Wed, 09 July 2014, 21:57
Ever since John Cena began his 15th world title reign after winning the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at June 29th’s Money in the Bank pay-per-view, the wrestling world has been abuzz with speculation that The Champ will surpass Ric Flair’s record in short order. Fortunately, traditionalists have no reason to fear Cena breaking Flair’s long-standing record of 16 world title Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Man They Call “Sunglasses”!

6 Submitted by on Tue, 08 July 2014, 02:00
Say Hello to “Sunglasses”. That’s his name! Well, I assume it is, since that’s the only thing approaching a proper name on the package. Actually, this is a weird bootleg of the Sabu figure from the ECW Toymakers line, packaged together with a pair of cheap sunglasses. At least you’ll have U.V protection as you wear your awesome shades on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars cereal (with free flip book!).

11 Submitted by on Mon, 07 July 2014, 02:00
I found this article on WWF Superstars cereal. Ralston’s cereals were always pretty good (Remember their Batman cereal?). The WWF Superstars cereal box helpfully says: SPOONSIZE SUPERSTARS HINT OF VANILLA. ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED. SWEET, BUT NO PUSHOVER. Wait a minute… “Sweet, but no pushover”? I get the cute wrestling wordplay, but I don’t even understand what that’s supposed to mean in relation to Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Michelle McCool Loves Life: Happiness is Apparently a Pair of Shorts Jammed in Your Rectum. Who Knew?

27 Submitted by on Sun, 06 July 2014, 15:00
WWE, 2007 This may be a first. I’m not sure I’ve ever inducted something for the sheer reason of being nothing more than totally and completely pointless. What I am about to write about wasn’t neccessarily bad. It wasn’t offensive. It didn’t hurt business. It didn’t make me want to shove my fist through the screen. Those are generally the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: One Ugly Lex Luger Shirt

17 Submitted by on Fri, 04 July 2014, 15:00
Fellow Crapper Billie K writes: “I actually owned this shirt. Does that make me the biggest dork on the planet?” Blade Braxton : While I would never knock a fellow Crapper, I gotta say if the “fashion police” really existed in real life, I’m sure anybody caught wearing this Lex Express-era t-shirt in public would imediately be thrown in front of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Mojo Rawley Celebrates The Fourth of July

3 Submitted by on Fri, 04 July 2014, 08:00
Alexandria, VA – Current NXT Superstar Mojo Rawley celebrated the 4th of July in his typical “hyped” fashion. Rawley awoke at dawn and immediately said both the Pledge of Allegiance and the Star-Spangled Banner while staring unblinkingly at himself in the mirror. Satisfied, Rawley had his usual breakfast of orange juice, Jolt Cola, 5-Hour Energy, raw coffee beans, 2 cinnamon Continue Reading...
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