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Induction: Stone Cold’s last Raw of 2002 – Austin 3:16 says I just whipped mine out

34 Submitted by on Thu, 11 September 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2002 When you think of the Attitude Era, you think of Stone Cold Steve Austin, and when you think of Stone Cold Steve Austin, you think of the many wild stunts he pulled off. But all those stunts would have fallen flat if Austin hadn’t had a worthy antagonist to battle every week. So when you think of Austin’s Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: John Cena toys with a disturbing theme…

8 Submitted by on Thu, 11 September 2014, 02:00
Direct from your worst nightmare, it’s the mighty John Cena Rumble Fists! Just put these fists over your hands, bash them against stuff, and they play a John Cena soundbite. Yeah, because that won’t get annoying after about a minute or anything. Look at what the Amazon listing calls these fists! Maybe these fists are the younger brothers of Mae Continue Reading...
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RTB Editorial: e-book update!

10 Submitted by on Tue, 09 September 2014, 20:53
Hey, folks. Been a few months since I dropped in … guess that makes me Wrestlecrap’s Brock Lesnar, right? Minus the chest and back tats, and propensity for tearing people’s arms off and beating them with the bloody stumps. So, not much like him at all. Guess that was a crappy analogy. I blame owls. Anyway, I wanted to give Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WCW’s Mystery Man – Why Anyone Thought This Would Be a Good Idea is the Real Mystery

42 Submitted by on Mon, 08 September 2014, 20:00
WCW, 2001 If there’s one thing in wrestling that seemingly never plays out in any positive way, it would be the infamous MYSTERY man gimmick.  Partner, opponent, thing coming out of an egg, whatever, it almost always bombs.  In fact, as I prepared to write about the infamous WCW Mystery Man of WCW in 2001, I took a good day Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Power Pressure Cooker XL gets Two Toes Up from Gene Snitsky!

14 Submitted by on Mon, 08 September 2014, 02:00
Gene Snitsky knows good food. And he knows that to make good food, you need the right toos. You need The Power Pressure Cooker XL! Watch him demonstrate how to use it and make a mouthwatering meal- because you can work up quite a hearty appetite after a long day of writing thoughtful poetry, accidentally killing fetuses, and licking women’s feet. Gene deserves Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Cactus Jack foam gun and Cactus monster! Bang Bang!

11 Submitted by on Sun, 07 September 2014, 02:00
 I was browsing the Wrestling On Earth “Merchandise Table” section (highly recommended!) and they have an entire page on Foam Fingers and related foam “things” that’s well worth taking a look at. It’s there that I found these two weird ones- A foam Cactus Jack gun, and a foam “Mr. Bang-Bang” cactus monster! I’ll give WCW points for creativity with these! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The TNA DVD Board Game is just as much fun as watching TNA Impact- wait, come back!

11 Submitted by on Sat, 06 September 2014, 02:00
From 2009, it’s the official TNA DVD Board Game! Here’s the official description straight from The Wrestling Superstore: TNA WRESTLING DVD BOARD GAME PLAY THE GAME! FEEL THE IMPACT! Enter the world of TNA Wrestling and climb your way to the top by winning all of the TNA Championship Belts! Along the way you’ll hire TNA Stars & Knockouts as Continue Reading...
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Merle Vincent Griggs Tribute

7 Submitted by on Fri, 05 September 2014, 15:00
Even though it’s been years since his death, it’s still hard for me to believe that Merle Vincent Griggs is no longer with us. Merle loved pro wrestling – in fact, he promoted the first and likely only NWA Indianapolis event, which featured such stars as Dan Severn, Buddy Landell, and many others. He even gave me the opportunity to Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book: What if Lance Von Erich returned to WCCW?

6 Submitted by on Thu, 04 September 2014, 20:41
by Simon Rawls What if… Lance Von Erich returned to World Class? Our story begins at the main event of a World Class Championship Wrestling television taping. Things are on an upswing for the fan favorites since the 5th Annual Parade of Champions. After defeating Michael Hayes, Terry “Bamm Bamm” Gordy abruptly had a change of heart when Buddy “Jack” Continue Reading...
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Induction: The softer side of Stone Cold — Hugs are better than drugs, except the ones these writers were taking

60 Submitted by on Thu, 04 September 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2001 On April 1st, 2001, Steve Austin made one of the most shocking heel turns in wrestling history, joining forces with the hated Mr. McMahon to take back the WWF title. Having evolved over the course of his Federation career from a cold, ruthless grappler to a foul-mouthed anti-authority badass, to a beer-swilling everyman, Austin’s deal with the devil Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WCW introduces us to Steven Regal in their own incompetent way

13 Submitted by on Thu, 04 September 2014, 02:00
Bryan from The WCW Worldwide Blog found this clip of Steve Regal’s WCW debut and he writes: Man, they don’t do debuts like that anymore. A 30 second interview like he’d won a competition to be there, terrible sound quality and the overall sense that Jim was trying to move this onto the next segment as quickly as humanly possible. Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: Mr. X

9 Submitted by on Wed, 03 September 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: Hands down, my favorite jobber ever. Actually, he’s one of my favorite wrestlers of all-time…period. I started JOTW with one goal in mind…to honor him. I’ve profiled a lot of enhancement talent, doing this column every week. We’ve laughed, cringed, and ultimately paid a long overdue tribute to many a curtain jerker here at the Crap. But Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: $9.99… the shirt!

19 Submitted by on Wed, 03 September 2014, 02:00
You may not be aware of this due to WWE being so subtle and under-promoting it, but the WWE Network is just $9.99 a month. You can celebrate this fantastic deal by buying this $9.99 shirt. And yes, the shirt really does cost $9.99… (Well, actually it will cost you more than $9.99 when you factor in tax and shipping, but whatever…). Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Final WCW TV Title Run – Fitting that It Started with a Trash Can

47 Submitted by on Mon, 01 September 2014, 20:00
WCW, 1999-2000 It may be impossible for newer fans to believe, but once upon a time Monday night wasn’t the big wrestling night of the week.  Nope, that designation belonged to Saturday night, at 6:05pm to be precise.  Yeah, 6 OH FIVE, because for whatever reason, Ted Turner and his SuperStation flunkies determined that starting all shows at five minutes Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sting rides a rocket and you wear it on your head!

13 Submitted by on Mon, 01 September 2014, 02:00
Boy, oh boy do I have something strange for you Crappers today! Bryan from The WCW Worldwide Blog found this weird hat (?) showing Sting riding on a blimp or rocket or something.  I guess Sting is a Rocket Man… burning up his fuse out here alone. Or, he just likes to hump blimps in his spare time? That would explain Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Macho Machine

8 Submitted by on Sun, 31 August 2014, 15:00
WWF Macho Machine From loyal Crapper James Mustoe: “Well I’m not sure if anyone did buy this because it’s bloody expensive and looks pretty daft, but oh well the thought was there…” RD: No offense to the great Randy Savage, but if bringing out my inner Macho Man means wearing a big pink cowboy hat and doilies, I think I’ll Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A Hunka-Hunka-Horrible Honky Tonk Man theme song

7 Submitted by on Sun, 31 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Thomas Moffatt writes Following on from a WC induction a few weeks ago that saw the first episode of WWF Wrestling Challenge inducted I found this – Honky Tonk Man’s original theme music. HTM was featured in the induction when he was a face and this would have been the music he was using about then, I think it’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: John Morrison’s Missing Charisma Found In WWE Warehouse

9 Submitted by on Fri, 29 August 2014, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – During a routine inventory check of past WWE memorabilia, WWE Archivist Ben Brown discovered former WWE Superstar John Morrison’s missing charisma. “It was just like any other day in the warehouse,” said Brown. “I had just finished cataloging Saba Simba’s headresses and spears and was about to move on to the urinal that Tommy Dreamer once drank Continue Reading...
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Induction: Chyna vs. Joey Buttafuoco — 9th Wonder of the World vs. 3rd-Degree Rapist

25 Submitted by on Thu, 28 August 2014, 20:00
FOX television, 2002 In the early 2000s, the FOX Network hit bottom with a string of sleazy prime-time specials, including Who Wants To Marry A Multimillionaire?, Man vs. Beast, and Celebrity Boxing. Now, the first Celebrity Boxing special featured such F-list wrestling personalities as WCW and TNA veteran Danny Bonaduce… …one-time Juggalo Championsh*t Wrestling grappler Vanilla Ice… …and Eddie Guerrero’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: #gogetthosegeckos

5 Submitted by on Thu, 28 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: I was watching clips from a new favourite show called Last Week Tonight with John Oliver formerly of the Daily Show. I have a lot of good laughs from the news comedy he delivers and one of his recent silly campaigns has been #GoGetThoseGeckos to get Putin and Russia to find some lost geckos used in Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: The Jesse Ventura Story: Never Let the Truth Get in the Way of a Good Story

17 Submitted by on Wed, 27 August 2014, 15:00
Made For TV Movie, 1999 Of all the shocking events that have transpired in wrestling over the past few years, none have grabbed the mainstream media’s attention like Jesse Ventura’s rise in politics. Obviously with good reason – while us smarks like to get all worked up about the closing of WCW or the various deaths that have been associated Continue Reading...
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